Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Xiang Huaizhi has played games for so many years, and never met anyone in Jiu Xia before meeting Jing Huan.

After all, no one dared to provoke him, and he didn't like to pick things up. The former worshipping brother who had cheated him of money had sold his account and ran away after he had cheated. He was busy with the exam at the time, and didn't care much.

But he now found out that opening up can also be regarded as a solution to the problem, at least better than typing words.

The killer he was looking for was not terribly powerful. He only had a set of killer numbers on his hands, which allowed Xiang Huaizhi to add his friends, thanks to other abilities.

The killer helped him find out the various kinds of information before the drill.

[Friend] The killer is cold: Good god, but this one is hard to find, it takes time. Did you ask me to help you directly after I found it?

[Friend] Longing for it: No need, just give me the id.

[Friend] The killer is cold: ok.

Hearing the sound of the keyboard, Jing Huan changed his sleeping position: "Willn't that person change a trumpet and close you?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "No."

Jing Huan pillowed his wrist: "That's good, I initially suspected that he was promoting the **** software ..."

Xiang Huaizhi raised an eyebrow: "What's that?"

"A piece of software." Jing Huan paused, "I checked it, it's still a contract / artillery software."

The sound of typing on the keyboard is gone.

After a few seconds, move the mouse to Huaizhi to turn off Jiuxia, and by the way turn off the computer, pick up the phone and get up.

Jing Huan yawned: "Huh? Are you going to sleep?"

"No." Xiang Huaizhi lay on the bed and raised his eyes. "Where can I buy the New Year's goods today?"

Jing Huan reported a supermarket address: "It's quite close to your house, but unfortunately you are not at home today, otherwise I will go to you secretly."

Jing Huan really thought about it.

They are not far away, they can see each other for three or four hours. But this time happened to be the New Year, and both were busy. Since he left the Xianghuai House, they have only seen it in the video.

Come and go, and return to the state of online dating a few months ago.

After chatting for a while, Jing Huan could not help but yawned again. His mother was very interested today. He woke him up early in the morning and posted a couplet. In the afternoon, he dragged him and his dad to the supermarket for more than three hours.

"Brother," Jing Huan lazily said, "when can we meet?"

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "When do you want?"

"You asked ..." Jing Huan paused, "think now."

After hanging up the video, Jing Huan reacted to how nasty his words were.

He actually heard a lot of this kind of words. Gao Zixiang often said this when he called his girlfriend. Lu Wenhao called his online dating partners "baby" and "wife", and Jing Huan was really sick. And also mocked two sentences.

Heaven is a good reincarnation, and now all those ridicules fall on his own head.

Jing Huan spurned himself in the heart, while sending Xiang Huaizhi ten ten good nights selling adorable expression packs.

In the thirtieth year of the New Year, Jing's mother cooks herself and makes a table.

The family of three had a happy dinner, and after eating and drinking, Jing Huan and his dad sat down on the sofa with their legs hanging on the coffee table.

"Look at you, what it looks like." Jingma cursed with a smile, and just when she wanted to say something, the phone rang.

She picked it up and immediately changed to a polite smile on her face, and went upstairs as she said, "Li Zong, good New Year ... convenient, wait, I'll get the papers."

The Spring Festival Gala is on TV, and the volume is not low. Jing Huan thinks that the director of the Spring Festival Gala is still pretty good. He just feels very happy to hear the voice of the host.

Jing Huan was playing with his mobile phone. After seeing the newly received news, he turned his head, and said helplessly, "Dad, I'm sitting next to you. Can you send me your blessing message in bulk?"

Jing Jing said, "Is it? I didn't pay attention."

"..."

Jing Huan stared at this blessing template and thought, long press forward.

Happy every day: at the beginning of the new year, welcome the festive season, the greetings of the Chinese New Year; thousands of miles away, often miss, and look forward to the relationship between heart; I wish you a happy life, all the best, happy new year! Happy New Year! Friendship forever!

Xiang Huaizhi returned a voice.

Jing Huan immediately put on the headphones.

On the other side of Xianghuai, there was a voice of the Spring Festival Gala: "Who do you have forever?"

Jing Huan laughed.

[Every day happy withdrawn a message]

Happy every day: I wish a happy Chinese New Year and love forever.

Want to be happy every day: Shou Shou?

Happy every day: no, just finished eating, watching Spring Festival Gala with my dad in the living room. My family doesn't keep old. How about you

Want to be happy every day: Yes, but I don't keep it. My mother also stood by and played a firecracker while playing Mahjong.

After a long private chat, Jing Huan cut out to read unread news.

Lu Hang sent a red envelope to the discussion group.

Lu Brother: Happy every day. I want to be happy every day.

Luke: ... Day, when do you change the WeChat name?

Lu Wenhao: [vomiting] [white eyes]

happy everyday:?

[Lu Wenhao withdrew a message]

Lu Wenhao: [Rose] Good couple name.

Jing Huan whispered a question and asked vigilantly.

Happy every day: isn't it red envelopes? I will not order it.

Lu Brother: Of course not, the Chinese New Year red envelope I gave you.

Everyone is just a lucky man. He didn't expect to earn this red envelope money. After receiving Lu Hang's red envelope, Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang also issued red envelopes.

In the new year, Jinghuan's WeChat quota has finally been reset.

He opened the red envelope interface, thought about it before sending, and renamed the red envelope.

Happy every day: [My brother and I wish you a Happy New Year]

Luther :?

Gao Zixiang: [Confused, but do n’t say jpg]

Lu Wenhao: What do you mean, this is still a joint red envelope?

Happy every day: husband and wife are counted as one and they only send out a red envelope, don't you know?

I want to be happy every day: Well.

A bunch of "?" Came in the group, Jing Huan shook his shoulders with a smile.

After chatting for half an hour in the discussion group, Dad Jing finished replying to the news of his friend and got up and said, "I'll see what your mother is doing. You go to bed early."

Jing Huan answered well and lay down on the sofa.

Luke: How much money do you collect?

Lu Wenhao: Five hundred.

Happy every day: 8888.

Lu Wenhao :?

Gao Zixiang: -1514.

happy everyday:?

Luther :?

Gao Zixiang: I received 5,000 in red envelopes and sent a 5200 and a 1314 to my girlfriend.

Lu Wenhao: Suddenly I think it's good not to be online.

Lu Brother: Happy every day, how many New Year red envelopes your boyfriend sent you, show off speed.

Happy every day: No show, die fast.

Lu Wenhao: If these words are true, how could your love have died so early.

Jing Huanqi laughed, and once again complained that he did not have permission to kick someone.

After chatting for a while, Lu Wenhao asked him to play a copy of the Chinese New Year.

For the pve player's game experience, the festival copy is not difficult, but requires cooperation between players.

This year's copy of the Spring Festival is a 20-person copy. The process is simple but tedious. Players have said that the game plan is limited to a resurrection.

Anyway, idle is also idle, Jing Huan promised to let Lu Wenhao leave him an extra place.

Happy every day: Brother, come up to make a copy of the Spring Festival, Lu Wenhao will be a driver for us [Ge Youmo]

I want to be happy every day: I can't get on this occasion.

Want to be happy every day: Would you help me open the number?

Jing Huan obediently opened Xiang Huaizhi's number. After entering the copy, he opened the member list and took a look—

Happy every day: grass! Lu Wenhao misses me! !! !!

Happy every day: This copy is full of people of the Promise Gang! !! !!

Happy every day: I will not be dark sharks [smile]

The copy was half done, and he returned to Huaizhi.

He replied: "No, they dare not. Are you done?"

Jing Huan pressed the voice button: "No, it's only half done. Are you still busy? Why is there so quiet?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "It's almost twenty minutes."

Jing Huan was weird, but couldn't think of anything strange for another time. Lu Wenhao's voice came from the speaker, interrupting his thoughts.

"Huanhuan, hurry up, pick up the captain, I'm sick ..."

Jing Huan took the captain helplessly: "Hurry up."

After the copy was completed, Jing Huanxi mentioned fourteen new friends.

Speaking of which, since he lost a wave of people in the live broadcast room, just like Xiang Huai, he can receive many friend requests in a day.

but……

Others added to Huaizhi to worship the great **** and get close to idols.

Add him, it becomes--

[Stranger] Pinru has no love: Xiaotianjing ~ I want to see pictures of you and Xiang God ~ [crying]

[Stranger] Love and Sincerity: Hello, may I write about you and fellows to God?

[Stranger] Your most precious: Can your marketing move faster? Daylily is cold again! Hurry up and make a story to cheat my money!

Jing Huan: "..."

Simply inexplicable.

Of course, there are also people who want to learn the operation of fox fairy cave with him, but very few, after all, there are not many players in fox fairy cave.

Jing Huan closed the dialog box, he really did not understand.

A few years ago, I barely considered a great player in the eyes of others, but now it has become a marketing and selling rot. Is this special ...

Jing Huan was wondering if he wanted to play an output number and come out again, grab the status with his boyfriend, and the phone rang.

Want to be happy every day: sleep?

Happy everyday: no.

Happy every day: Just after making a copy of the Spring Festival, twenty people, everyone else got everything, and the two numbers I opened were nothing. [White eye]

Happy every day: I suspect gm knows what I scolded him in the back, and is deliberately rectifying me ... are you busy?

Jing Huan crackled on the keyboard and uttered a few words in a few seconds. Before he could send it out, he responded.

Want to be happy every day: Come out.

Jing Huan froze for a moment.

Happy every day: Ah?

Xiang Huaizhi stood next to the car and spit out a white mist.

He glanced at the cottage not far away, and suddenly he felt ridiculous.

Da Nian Thirty came out of the house and drove for more than an hour. I just wanted to see the person I like.

This kind of pantothenic acid story, Shan Zhe came to him a few months ago and said, I'm afraid he couldn't help laughing.

He took a deep breath and typed.

I want to be happy every day: I was downstairs in your house, where you got off last time.

Want to be happy every day: come out and meet? Pure male college student.

Within half a minute, the people he liked appeared.

Jing Huan arbitrarily put on a coat, and the zipper didn't have time to fasten. When he ran towards him, the open collar was shaking in the wind, and the chain jingled.

Jing Huan knocked him back a step, and before Huai Zhi clenched him, he was pushed to the car door and kissed him. The good smell on the boys poured into his senses.

"Brother," Jing Huan brightened his eyes, Xiao panted, and said in his ear, "Happy New Year."

It's worth it. Xianghuai thought.

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