Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

After brushing the daily tasks of Huai Zhigang, I received a system prompt.

[Friend Xiaotian Jing gave you 1200 gold, has helped you to put in a special vault, please check it in time. 】

He went to the vault and directly transferred the money, with the one he took, to Lu Hang.

At the end, I thought about it and turned back to Xiaotianjing for five hundred gold.

Although the killing demon king did not receive the item reward, but the experience reward is very rich, but also presented seven days of double experience and demon king bonus buff, plus the small sweet blood pool is good, his medicine is basically not how to eat, these five hundred is equal to I paid the fare.

After the daily brushing, he was preparing to place the number, and the private chat message suddenly flashed.

Xian Meng sprouted a 60s voice, and frowned at Huai, and there was no **.

[Private chat] Heart longing for: There is something to say.

[Private chat] Xian Meng Meng: You don't even want to listen to my voice.

[Private chat] Xian Meng Meng: I used to have to go to sleep with you.

I feel that I can’t talk to this person and I don’t plan to go back.

[Private chat] Xian Meng Meng: You are tired of me, ready to engage in that little sweet scene.

[Private chat] Heart longing for:?

[Private chat] Xian Meng Meng: She is posted like this, you are also interested?

[Private chat] Heart longing: I finally told you again, the number of months before the number is not my own, it is not me who is dating you. Don't involve me, don't involve other people.

After finishing this sentence, the game was directly played to Huai.

Just turned off the computer and the phone rang. He glanced at the caller ID and took the phone to the balcony.

The city was recently in the rainy season, looking at the rain outside Huai, and picked it up: "Mom."

"Yeah." There was a clash of mahjong over there. "Did you eat?"

"not yet, what about you?"

"Eat, I am with a few aunts." To the mother, "I don't see it raining outside, I want to call and ask, is your leg not hurting?"

When I played basketball in the months before Huai, I accidentally fell and injured the bones. It was not particularly serious. Even the doctors said that it would be better to take a plaster for half a month. But his mother didn't think so. He just kept him at home for more than two months. The bone soup was quickly spit out before he was sent back to school.

"No pain, I just fell, not rheumatism." To Huai's leaning on the window sill, "You might as well worry about Dad."

"What is he worried about?" There was a muffled sound on the head. "Relieve the shackles.

Reluctantly smiled at Huai: "Know it."

The next day, there was a full day of classes for Huai.

Lu Hang was sleepy early in the morning, sitting next to him and sleeping a lot of incense, not long after he started snoring.

Before Huaizhi fired the professor, he woke up.

Lu Hang eyes: "What happened... Is it a class?"

To Huai's faint words: "That's not there, but you can sleep again, don't want credits."

Lu Hang was a spirit, and immediately straightened his back.

"Rely, I blame the movie. It’s almost three hours. I watched it almost four o'clock last night." Lu Hang yawned. "Well, I am still very sleepy... forget it, find something to do."

After that, he took out his mobile phone and started to turn over the forum of Jiu Xia.

"Hey, someone sent you a video of watching the battle with Xiao Tianjing killing the demon king. I clicked more than 10,000 in one night, the cow brother."

To Huaizhi: "Only ten thousand?"

"Hey, you are in this tone, others click on the full-service pk video clicks without you going up fast." Lu Hang slides the screen, suddenly sees something, fingertips, then screams out, "...I fuck!"

The professor can't bear it: "Lu Hang, you don't want to listen, go out, don't affect other students!"

Lu Hang: "...I was wrong with the professor."

The professor just opened his eyes, and Lu Hang quickly grabbed the corner of Huaizhi and handed the phone over: "Look at you!"

I glanced at Huai’s bow: "What?"

Lu Hang: "Small sweet scenes of courtship!"

Lu Hang: "The object of confession is you!"

To Huaizhi: "..."

He finally put his eyes on the phone.

It is the live video of Xian Mengmeng, which is played by Xian Mengmeng and Xiaotianjing.

When he saw the words "Men are not bad women do not love", the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, and I don't know what to say.

Lu Hangxiao smiled and blushed: "To my brother, is you?"

"In your mother." Throw the phone back to Huai.

"How, Xiaotianjing called, I can't call it?" Lu Hang said, "I have been sleeping with you for two years!"

Corrected to Huai: "It was two years with the bedroom. And she didn't call me that way."

Lu Hang: "What does she usually call you?"

brother.

God of war.

... It seems that there is no better place than to go to my brother.

To Huai's lips: "Isn't that called anyway, you still don't go to class? Don't want to listen, go out, don't affect me."

Lu Hang nodded and saved the screenshot of this chat record: "Yes, you study, I look at the comments."

For a moment, put down the pen to Huai: "What do you say in the comments?"

Lu Hang: "Hey, you study hard, don't be distracted."

He took a look at Huaizhi, and Lu Hang said: "When you have it, you don't say anything, you can say that Xiaotianjing is not a face. Oh... there are people who are compiling you and Xian Mengmeng, let alone, It’s quite true, it’s much more powerful than the TV shows that my mom watched. Xian Meng Meng is said to be a pitiful one... If I don’t know the original, I have to sharpen my knife to the scum man.”

To Huaizhi: "You can't kill me."

Lu Hang: "...ok."

After finishing the class, the two had a meal and went to the dormitory.

After showering Huai, I heard Lu Hang groaning: "Are you tossing better? Hurry up the number, the progress of the 12-point copy is refreshed, we still have three books!"

Wiping his hair to Huai, cool and said: "Without three nurses, you can kill in two hours."

"Without taking it, I called two times this time. Another nurse has been eliminated because I am not sweet enough." Lu Hang opened the list of friends and turned it over. "I will call it again." ... Hey, this point, almost all of my friends have brushed this."

Open the computer to Huai, log in to Jiu Xia.

Just received the number, I received the news of Xiaotianjing.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: 0.0 Brother, how did you retreat me five hundred gold?

[Friends] heart longing: the demon king on the fare.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Do not want! You brought me to kill, and I have to give you money.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I will turn back to you when I take the medicine. [Touching the head]

Moved the mouse to Huai Zhi to the game avatar of Xiao Tianjing.

The coordinates of the other party are in the herbal valley.

He flew to Luoxia Mountain, and he planned to take time to do two tasks when he was looking for someone. He saw a five-person team on the right side. The purpose of this team is that the name of the player’s name is all ".

I don't know if it is his illusion. He thinks that after seeing him, the captain seems to intentionally or unconsciously go around his vision.

However, a few seconds, I understand it to Huai.

In the world of Jiuxia, each map is connected to each other. Some scenes can fly directly, while others do not. You need to enter the designated transmission port to reach the scene.

Herbal Valley is a scene that cannot fly directly. It must enter from the transfer port of Luoxia Mountain.

These five people are going to chase down Xiaotianjing.

"Hurry up." At this time, the team did not know who opened the full-screen microphone and whispered, "Don't let the heart look forward to it. If he intervenes, then we will kill a fart."

"Who said that it is impossible? You really thought that Xiaotianjing was downside down. Didn’t hesitate to help her kill the demon king yesterday?"

"Day, I actually opened a full-screen Mike..." The sound came to an abrupt end.

The game character was moved to Huai, and the npc copy book was started.

The idler's pavilion chased Xiaotianjing with great fanfare. She really wanted to hide and stay in the safe area for a week. The enthusiasm of the gang's pursuit was also reduced.

But she has a very good head iron, that is, she has to sway outside the safe area for three days, and that she can only be recognized if she is killed. It is not pitiful.

Just thinking, the head iron player will send a message.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: [Restoring Lingcao]

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: My brother, I dug this!

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Killing God of War should also need this material? Waiting for me to dig up and send you over [Flying Kiss]

To Huaizhi: "..."

What the human brain is thinking.

He counted, from this to her coordinates, have to walk for two minutes, the five people should be coming soon.

Forget it, kill it once, long lessons. People don't care about being killed, he has something to worry about.

Ten seconds later.

[Friends] heart longing for: three copies of the water demon, brushed no.

[Friends] heart longing: fly the main city npc, do not come within 10 seconds to open.

Jing Huan took the medicine and took it, and saw the news.

Ten seconds? What about the death?

After the spit, he quickly interrupted the action of collecting medicine, sang for three seconds in the same place, and slammed back to the main city.

The five people who just arrived at the scene, stupidly stood in the same place, watching the little sweet scene fly away, and did not return to God for a long time.

"..."

"Rely! I have said it! The heart is sure to give Xiaotianjing a venting letter! You don't want to see half of her medicine!"

On the other hand, Lu Hang rummaged through his friends, but he still didn't call someone: "Forget it, I just pick a passerby from the world channel. Hey, the water demon I hate the savage, and it is easy to roll over."

"No, I am calling someone." To Huaizhi, "The main city gathers."

"Come on!" Lu Hang took the two nurses in the car and flew to the main city. "Well, you apply directly to join my team. Who are you calling? Warlock? Master? Or physics?"

"Foxen Cave, give me the captain."

Lu Hang gave him the captain's position: "What?! Are you calling this martial art to do it? Give us cheers? It's better to call a nurse again...etc."

He has a meal: "...what fox hole did you call?"

The voice just fell, and the team interface suddenly increased by one person.

Familiar fashion, familiar game characters, familiar fox tails.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: [surprise] [cheer] [sahua]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Good evening everyone [fly kiss] 2k novel reading network