Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Gesture problem, Jinghuan turned his head and could only see the other's ears.

They are very close, and he can smell the faint soapy smell on the other side.

"I don't appreciate." The person behind him said, "Can you get up?"

Jinghuan stunned and dared to stand up straight after confirming that the cockroach had run away.

"Sorry." He turned and finally saw the unlucky classmate he had hit.

Single eyelids, high nose, wearing a black t-shirt, standing on the lower steps than him can look at him.

Jing Huan first stared at the boy's face for a few seconds, then he remembered asking, "What, I didn't hurt you?"

"No." He also took a few more eyes to Huai.

This boy's eyelashes are long.

"That's good, I just didn't stand firm." Jing Huan was embarrassed to say that he was scared by the worm.

In fact, I saw a whole journey to Huai, and I saw the posture of his shabu-shabu. He nodded: "Well, can you let it?"

Now that Jing Huan has taken a side, his pot occupies the other side and almost blocks the corridor.

"Oh, good." Jing Huan immediately gave up the position, this pot, he could not touch again anyway.

When he was going upstairs to Huai, he was caught in clothes.

"Classmates, wait." Jing Huan said, "I just hit it very hard. If you feel uncomfortable for a while, go to the 312 bedroom and look for me."

Nod to Huai, "Know it."

Seeing that the benefactor left, Jing Huan stared at the pot on the ground, and was doing what he was doing. When he looked up, he looked at the eyes of two acquaintances.

Gao Zixiang and Lu Wenhao stood on the balcony on the third floor. They were looking through the window of the stairwell. They didn't know how long they saw it. When they saw Jinghuan, they both wanted to hide.

Jing Huan sneered, raising his hand, first pointing to Gao Zixiang, and pointing to Lu Wenhao.

- You, and you.

Then the hands were put together and a throat was made on the neck.

- All have to die.

Lu Wenhao: "..."

Gao Zixiang: "..."

The two put their heads on the armrests of the guardrail and hoeed them.

In the end, the aunt heard the movement, ran over and took away the pot, and warned Jing Huan that the school strictly prohibited students from cooking in the dormitory.

The dishes are all bought. If you don’t cook it tonight, you will get bad. Jinghuan stood on the stairs and comforted himself for a long time. He moved to the commissary outside the school.

I bought the pot and went back. Just opened the bedroom door and saw that the simple dining table was filled with raw meat and vegetables that were cleaned and cut into plates. The beer was also full. It belonged to the cup of Jinghuan, and the cup was decorated with a cup. A cherries.

"Big Brother, you are back." Gao Zixiang quickly walked to the door and put a welcoming posture. "The younger brothers are waiting for you for a long time!"

Lu Wenhao stood at the table: "Welcome to the big brother!"

Jing Huan’s point was spent on the road early: “...stirring.”

The three people said on WeChat that Jinghuan bought vegetables and bought wine. They were responsible for washing dishes and washing dishes. This is their loss. Gao Zixiang should be justified: "Yes, we are stupid. You sit, don't be angry." Broken body, then I can't afford to pay for it."

The scene smiled cheerfully: "Get it, get up, sit in your position."

The three were seated.

Thinking of the scene just now, Lu Wenhao was still frightened: "Rely, this broken dormitory stairs are so high, if you really fall, what is wrong with it, then I can only agree with myself."

Jing Huan: "Don't lose money, I am not interested in 36d."

"That's just right, Lao Tzu doesn't want to give you anything." Lu Wenhao pours the hot pot bottom material. "But it's quite awesome to Huai, you can hit it so hard, he can stand so steady, not that his leg hurts. Yet?"

Gao Zixiang: "How long has it been, it is estimated that it will recover soon."

Jing Huan: "To Huai? Who?"

"You are a savior, just the man behind you." Gao Zixiang handed him the pepper. "You don't know him?"

Jing Huan thought for a moment: "He is our department?"

"No, next door, junior high school, this semester moved us to the building, and we lived upstairs 522." Gao Zixiang said, "Oh yes, you don't often go to Ximen basketball court, it is estimated that you have not seen him. He hit The basketball thief is terrible."

"It is said that it is still learning the tyrants, the key..." Lu Wenhao dragged a long tone. "The people are very handsome, and I am a man of the school. I thought you knew."

"Sorry, I am a man of the school, I only know one of me." The spicy soup in the pot has already been opened. Jinghuan specially bought a pot different from the previous one, and finally got a little appetite. He said that he put a piece of hairy belly and put it in.

"Smelly fart." Gao Zixiang laughed at him, but did not refute, "that wind man, what the **** are you coming back to play with us?"

Jing Huan’s action: “Why did you suddenly say this?”

"Where is it suddenly, we said good before, three people have to go all the way to play pk, more than a year has not been realized!" Gao Zixiang thinks about something, "and I heard that this year will increase the special service Pk reward."

Jing Huan: "Where did you hear that?"

"I help the master to know the insiders of the game."

This kind of news is all fake, and Jing Huan didn't care. He screamed: "Let's say, I have no time."

Gao Zixiang nodded: "If I have seen your class schedule, I almost believe it."

"I really have no time."

"Then you talk about, what are you busy with?"

Busy with the scum male.

Jing Huan drank his drink: "It is busy anyway, let me talk about it."

After eating and drinking, Jing Huan repeatedly warned that the two were not allowed to borrow the pot before leaving the bedroom.

He had just walked two steps, and the ghost looked at the 522 upstairs.

I saw a colorful underwear on the clothes pole outside the 522 bedroom door. Jing Huan squinted and looked at it carefully before I saw Pikachu in various poses on the underwear.

... can't see it, his benefactor's eyes are not big, people are quite arrogant.

——

Jing Huan came home, just opened the game, and the friend's message flashed there.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: sister, good news!

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Ah?

[Friends] Gentle mosquito coils: The leisure staff does not chase you!

Jinghuan glanced around and looked around. Only then did he find that the few familiar faces who had just come on the line to guard him were not here today.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Why?

[Friends] Gentle mosquito coil: The amount... This is not clear to me. The gang’s gang’s announcement is to let us work together to collect materials and don’t waste time on you.

Jinghuan’s mouth is pumping, who is the time to waste? !

But this is also good, he still has something to do now, it is really troublesome to be chased.

He went to the city to do two daily tasks, all the way, and he was not even used to it.

[Friend] Coach: At?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Yes, what?

[Friend] Coach: Under the book? Twenty people, your sweetheart is also oh.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Come! ! !

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: [Cheer] Where is the collection?

"People are together," Lu Hang Road, "Come on, the old collection."

When I flew to Huaizhi, I saw the little sweet scene around the moon.

He did not say anything, apply for this.

[The heart is longing to join the copy of the two sons. 】

[Small sweet scene joins the copy of the two sons. 】

[Team] Cotai: Are you ready? Ok, I will open it.

[Team] Love is what you eat: 1

[Team] Destiny Zhizhi Peach: 1

[Team] Chun Xiao:.

[Team] Acacia disregards: . .

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ...0x0

The other masses in the group couldn't help but exclaim in the heart, what a death train this fuck! !

... These people will not do what they are doing? !

[Team] Cotai: Let me say first, explode high-level materials to pay dividends to the members, burst things with good things, and now have the objection to retreat.

This is the default rule for large copies. After half a minute, no one speaks, that is, there is no objection, and Lu Hang opens the copy.

The second son's copy of this copy must use the "mystery invitation" to trigger, get the "mystery invitation" all by luck, sometimes the copy will have a very small chance to fall, Lu Hang just burst out of the invitation in the afternoon, the fire is burning .

Although the copy is not difficult, but the process is very trivial, worried that passers-by is not reliable, he is looking for people in the buddy list.

The silence in the team's chat channel, no one speaks. The first ring of the copy is a single-question task, and twenty people will finish it quickly and switch to the next round.

Just entering the portal, the game interface of Jinghuan suddenly changed. He was picked up in a special scene, outside the house of Ergongzi.

[Door guard: "Little sweet scene" adults, you look very raw! So, since you claim to be the master of the second son, let me test you. 】

I am too annoyed with the prospects. I have never brushed this copy. He has no defense and has the option of "good!".

[Door guard: What kind of garbage does wet tissue belong to? 】

Jing Huan: "..."

Jing Huan: "?"

This broken game is too advanced with the times.

The headphones are quiet, everyone may be lazy, or maybe someone in the team is not in harmony with Xiaotian, and dare not break this strange atmosphere. No one in the voice channel of the copy team speaks, and no one reminds him.

Jing Huan swept his eyes and sighed. Fortunately, the answer was obvious.

He did not hesitate to choose "wet garbage."

[Door guard: come! Get rid of this counterfeit goods! 】

Jing Huan: "??"

[Team] Love is what you eat: wet wipes are dry garbage...

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ...? ?

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: How do you know what I chose [shocked]

[Team] Roller: This is a random link, arbitrarily picking up a player challenge, and the rest of the players are waiting in the field.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ...

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: What do you mean?

[Team] Coach: Yes, we are all watching you. But it doesn't matter, this answer is not limited, refueling [inflated]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ............ Good! [smile]

[Door guard: I would like to ask the first ring of the copy, how many items have you searched for?

A.71 pieces

B.99 pieces

C.69 pieces

d. Video playback]

Who remembers this? Jing Huan directly clicked on the video playback.

[Door guard: no playback! Come on! Get rid of this counterfeit goods! 】

Jing Huan took a deep breath.

[Door guard: What is the name of the girl who is waiting for the return of the lover in the "Lixi River"? 】

Liuxi River Jinghuan knows that it is a wild figure in Jiuxia, and there is indeed a girl npc.

what do you say that is? ?

Just in case, Jing Huan went to Baidu for a moment, and saw the word "Liu Da Niang" at a glance. In order not to waste everyone's time, he quickly cut back to the game and clicked on the "Liu Auntie" option.

[Door guard: come! Get rid of this counterfeit goods! 】

Jing Huan: "...?!!"

[Team] Acacia disregard: Can you answer Liu Auntie? ! Didn't the girl see the word? ? Are you deliberate? Deliberately burn our card? [doubt]

what happened? Tattered Baidu pit people?

Jing Huan cut back to the page to see.

[Users replied: First of all, we are the first to exclude the option of "Liu Auntie", after all, age is not right. 】

? ? ? ?

Going to the wild map, you can know the problem at a glance. Do you have a strong analysis of your mother? !

[Team] Acacia: I have to look at your first few questions to answer correctly.

proceed if you can! ?

The scene is full of enthusiasm and drums.

[Door guard at the door: What is the next sentence of the three thousand feet? 】

... finally met a meeting.

While recalling the joys of Jinghuan, I couldn’t help but whisper: "Flying straight down three thousand feet..."

"Not as good as Wang Lun sent me." The familiar voice came from the earphones, with a hint of playfulness.

Right, that's it.

Jing Huan subconsciously followed this sentence and made a corresponding choice.

[Door guard: come! Get rid of this counterfeit goods! 】

[Team] Love is what you eat:...

[Team] Chun Xiao:...

[Team] Acacia disregards:...

[Team] Destiny Zhizhi Peach:...

To Huai’s very short laugh: "...Do you really believe?"

Jing Huan: "..."

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