Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

After finishing this passage, Jinghuan quickly opened Taobao, searched for “venting the decompression artifact”, ordering the purchase, confirming the address, and the series operation was less than one minute.

Is this what people can say?

Hey, fucking.

It’s all life that forces me.

It is the heart that longs for me.

I don't have a conscience. In order to retaliate my heart, I can do anything.

These are not my true words.

The scum male is damned.

Jing Huan meditation in his heart several times before he calmed down and continued to output rainbow farts.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: So your brother, don’t be arrogant~ [small hand]

The heart is longing to stand still for a long time, and has not spoken.

It’s almost a quick smile to Huai’s, and the woman’s ability to say awkwardly has reached the point where it can be called super power.

And according to her, the person she pursues should be Lu Hang.

Silently laughing for a while, he knocked on the keyboard: I am not a scum man -

The hand was just placed on the send button, and suddenly it was forced.

After a few seconds, he pressed the delete button to delete all the content.

[Team] Heart longing: Good.

Hello, fart! ! !

Jing Huan got up and went to make a cup of tea for himself. The tea was his mother who did not let him bring the school, saying that it was particularly bad. He was not very happy to bring it, but he did not expect it to come in handy.

When he came back, he was still in the team he was longing for. The two stood in the main city for a long time, and they didn't even change their posture.

They stood exactly where the main city players had the most booths. At this time, the sellers actually gave them a small open space, and they were placed elsewhere. The two stood very awkwardly, just like an exhibition. Product.

For a moment, Jing Huan even suspected that they were the next male and female protagonists on the forum 818.

Oh no, he is at least a female match.

I didn’t go to Huai, because he was sharing a private conversation with love.

[Friend] Love is what you eat: In fact, Xianxian used to be like this... I have known her for several years. Although she is more eloquent, her heart is not bad, just after knowing you...

[Friend] Love is what you eat: She is offline now, and she is not willing to pick up our phone. If so, can you help me to contact her?

[Friend] Love is what you eat: I know that she is doing something wrong. I don't want you to comfort her, just want to make sure she is okay...

[Friend] Heart longing: no time.

After finishing this sentence, the dialog box was closed to Huai.

Then I saw the little fox around me getting out of the way and being around him.

[Team] Heart longing: angry?

Jinghuan, he just sent a lot of expressions and he didn't reply, and thought that the other party was hanging up.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Ah, what?

[Team] Heart longing for: Xian Meng Meng.

Not to mention it, the anger of Jinghuan came up again.

Just if the heart is rushing to the scene, he will really be killed by Xian Meng, and it is still in the face of the players in the district and the audience in the live broadcast.

It’s mainly a shame to lose money.

Jing Huan is quite a girl in the week, but that does not mean that he is a gas bag.

If he had something else to do now, he would have to help her to add to the Internet.

But in the face of his longing for the heart, he certainly will not say so.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: How can I care about women? [lovely]

[Team] Longing for the heart: Are you not a girl?

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ... I mean, everyone is a female compatriot, why is a woman a woman? And I have never been a vengeful person [touching the head]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: love&peace~

He was a seven-footer, and he was forced into a double-faced angel.

Ugh.

Life is not easy, and the scenery is sighing.

[Team] heart longing for: [Little rabbit nod]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: [surprised] brother!

[Team] Heart longing for:?

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: You sent me a love package! This is the first time you have sent me a love package! ! !

[Team] heart longing for: [sweat]

[Team] Heart longing: Didn't the arena go during this time?

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Did not go, the points are too high, and the match is big. [tragedy]

Jing Huan thought that he wanted to take him to the arena, who would like him to say the next sentence -

[Team] Heart longing: Well, then you cheer.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ... well.

[Team] The heart is longing for it: brushing it every day, and then being strong by her, I will call me directly.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Well, my brother will come to save me. [shy]

[Team] Heart longing: will come.

Jing Huan was awkward. He originally wanted to sing a sigh. He didn't expect the heart to really agree.

After finishing this sentence, the team was disbanded from Huai, flying away from the main city, ready to do the daily routine that had not been done before.

"I am!!" There was a swearing swearing voice behind him. Lu Hang asked, "Direction! Xiaotianjing was forced by your ex-girlfriend?!"

I didn’t return to Huai’s head: “I don’t have an ex-girlfriend.”

"You still have to save people..." Lu Hang didn't know who to talk to, but his eyes were thieves. "You actually killed Xian Meng Meng?! She also lost equipment, really enough. Unlucky... No, how can you not call me like this?"

To Huaizhi: "I am enough alone, what do you want to do, go to the cheerleading team?"

"Rely, when you bring the Fox Cave to the arena, you don't say that." Lu Hang said, "Well, I am also the first warlock in the district. If I were there, we could stop their entire team! Especially The two assassins are specially trained to kill, the equipment attributes are added to the damage, and the crispy skin is very good. I control their warlocks, and you go up to the two assassins and the sword is estimated to fall to the ground."

To Huaizhi: "Taste your first warlock position."

Lu Hangzheng yy got up, listened and asked: "What do you mean?"

"Autumn Feng is back. His repairs seem to be only 20,000 yuan less?" To the Huai, he was slowed down. "The Arena points are only a little..."

Lu Hang listened, and quickly opened the list to check: "When the end is over, isn't it, he is not traveling to distraction? How to fix it has been rising?!"

To Huaizhi: "They have a fixed squad, the nature of the studio, the office is built in Acacia, regardless of the home next door, although pk can not, but the repair is a quick point." A few years ago when the idlers came to win him, Just told him about these things.

"The office is next to the house where they help the family? That's fine. You should be in the idler's house at first, at least not like the present, you can't find it even if you want to settle accounts..."

Frowning to Huai: "Is that enough?"

"...ok, I shut up." Lu Hang made a zipper gesture with his hand.

There will be morning classes tomorrow, after playing the arena, I will hang the number to the Penglai Wonderland and prepare to sleep.

The phone suddenly rang, and he picked it up. It was Lu Hang who pulled a WeChat discussion group and three people.

He glanced at the discussion group members: "Are you busy doing nothing?"

Lu Hang: "Oh, isn't this convenient for us to do this later?"

The discussion group's interface is empty, and no one is talking yet. To Huai's list of members, Xiaotianjing is opened to see her circle of friends.

This is the first time he has seen Xiaotianjing’s circle of friends.

Xiaotianjing's WeChat is pink from the avatar to the circle of friends. It looks like he is a bit dazzling. The circle of friends only shows the contents of the last month. Now there are only two dynamics.

[The rain is so big, but it’s okay to come back early~[image]]

The photo was taken by a window that was wet by the rain. The angle was just right and it was very artistic.

The second dynamic is only a map, no content.

Jiugongge, from the beginning to the end are pink-colored rag dolls.

Somehow, he always felt that this color and the little sweet scene did not match, but Xiao Tianjing is indeed a very awkward and very spoiled girl.

illusion?

Thinking about this, he quit Xiao Xiaojing's circle of friends and planned to go to the game. Yu Guang aimed at the micro-signal of Xiao Tianjing.

Kobe824.

Kobe, No. 8 and No. 24 jerseys?

In his mind, the figure of the younger brother appeared inexplicably, white, smiling, wearing a yellow jersey.

Can Xiaotianjing, such a girl, would like basketball too, like Kobe?

The idea only survived for three seconds in his mind and was quickly erased by him.

It’s impossible to think about it, it should be just a coincidence.

——

On this day, Jing Huan and Lu Wenhao went to the restaurant and went to the Northeast Hotel. Lu Wenhao was a native of Northeast China and liked to stew.

"Hey, if the pot is still there, I would like to drink coconut chicken soup." Gao Zixiang held his chin. "When I graduate, I must come to the school to open a coconut chicken, absolutely hot!"

"The stuff is also used to you." Lu Wenhao said.

"Fart, Huanhuan also loves to drink." Gao Zixiang retorted.

Speaking of this, Lu Wenhao thinks about something: "For Huanhuan, what do you mean? You steal my picture?"

It rained a few days ago. He took a picture of a window and sent a circle of friends. He was so eager to see how many people liked it. When he refreshed, he was dumbfounded. Jing Huan took his picture and stole it. He added it himself. String text.

"... I also used a wavy number, too."

Jing Huan: "I didn't take a good look at you."

Don't look at Lu Wenhao, who is a five-year-old northeastern man. It's really beautiful when you take a photo. It's often a knee-high knee, just to find a good angle: "And the wavy number is a mother? When you chat with your ex-boyfriend, don't you Always use tilde?"

"...you can steal my picture, but also attack me?" Lu Wenhao was injured.

"Temporary borrowing, when the use is finished, delete it." Jing Huan chin pointed to the dish, "Is this not invited to eat as a thank you?"

Lu Wenhao raised his chubby hand: "The boss! Menu! Add food here!"

Jing Huan laughed and put his eyes on Gao Zixiang: "What are you doing? Eat a meal and watch you play the phone."

Gao Zixiang sighed: "The group is distributing the gang's copy of the team. There are so many people in the group, there are several private enemies, the team is not good, and it has been a long time."

Jing Huan drank: "The gang copy?"

"Yeah." Gao Zixiang did not raise it. "Oh, you don't know. Today, the nine official website released the next week's maintenance content, and launched several new gang copies, 5 people and 20 people. The requirements must be brushed with the people in the gang, the experience is very high, and the rewards are also good. The most important thing is that the forged materials will be lost, which is the second channel to obtain forged materials."

What is lacking in scenery is the forging material. It is said that he was first happy and immediately stunned - he has no gang.

And the role of Xiao Tianjing, let alone add gangs, not being chased by others is good.

He was thinking of a way, the phone suddenly rang, it was the three-person discussion group.

The road is never lost: Xiaojing, the scene is back today?

Xiaojing: Ah, right away, go back after dinner.

Xiaojing: What happened? Anxious to write this?

The path is never lost: no, just ask. Don't worry, I am still watching the official introduction of the gang copy, you eat slowly.

Xiaojing yeah: [乖巧 no nod]

Xiaojing: What requirements does this new copy have for the gang? I also want to find a small gang to brush a brush. [smear tears]

The path is never lost: What are you talking about? You are with us.

Xiaojing: Ah?

Xiaojing: I am too dishy, ​​it will drag you down... Will my brother be willing to take me?

The path is never lost: you are to your brother.

The road is never lost: [image]

Jing Huan opened the picture.

[[Trumpet] heart longing for: find a gang to send a copy of the gang, in addition to the gang full level no requirements, three people, the door sent Qishan, warlock, Fox fairy hole. I am a team of three people, do not dismantle, have a position and then secret. 】

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