Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

In order not to disturb the price of each district, "Jiu Xia" does not have the function of opening the server. In which district a number is born, it can only be in which district. Once there is a large number of people in a certain district, the official will close the registration channel of that server. This rule is a different kind in the peers, but the magic is that "Jiu Xia" has been in operation for ten years, and there is no ghost area for all major servers.

In addition, there are not many restrictions - you can turn the door, turn the shape, and change the character type of your character.

You can do it with money.

Because of the large space for change, when Jing Huao picks the number, he pays more attention to the character's cultivation points and basic skills. After all, these are not only costly, but also take a lot of time.

Jing Huan did not choose any difficult disease. After comparing it for ten minutes, he set the number, 35,000, empty number, equipment and baby.

Very suitable for his heart, he likes the feeling of getting stronger step by step.

It took only half a minute to pay.

It takes time for the system to transfer data, and it will take half an hour to log in normally. During this time, Jing Huan opened the starry sky tv live room and saw that the only anchor he was watching was being broadcast live. He found the other party from the buddy list and sent a message.

Happy every day: Xiao Yan, are you free?

Yanxyan: Yes, what happened?

After graduating from high school, there will be nothing to do with Gao Zixiang, and occasionally watch the live broadcast. The most frequently watched anchor is yanxyan, and he also gave a lot of gifts to the other party.

The two became friends because of money.

Yanxyan: Call? These three people, just four rows.

Happy every day: no. I want to buy a voice changer, but those Taobao shops are not highly rated. Do you have a recommendation?

Yanxyan: Voice Changer? What type do you want?

Happy every day: I can turn me into a loli, the one that slams people back three kilometers.

Yanxyan:......

Yanxyan: ... This is a bit difficult, and you may have to have a sound card. I know a few friends and ask you for help.

Happy every day: OK, wait for your message. Thanks.

Yanxyan: Little things.

It didn't take long for the other party to send a shop address. Jing Huan went in, even the product profile was too lazy to look at, directly bought the most expensive one.

The customer service also saw more of the world. After listening to his request, he did not say that he had opened the remote control, and quickly adjusted his sound card.

Jing Huan tried his thousands of microphones and tried to give him a five-star rating.

Now the last step is worse - face.

Like other online games, Jiu Xia has a pinch system. Although Jinghuan has not seen what the new number looks like, but the new number is new, it is natural to change everything once to make people play comfortably.

He opened the search bar, typed "Jiu Xia pinch face data", picked the shop with the highest rate of praise, and directly knocked the customer's customer service.

Happy every day: In?

Customer service chick: Oh, kiss [fly kiss], customer service chicks for you.

Happy every day: You are not very civilized.

Customer service chick: ...you want more?~What help do you need?

Happy every day: give me a face.

Customer service chick: Good kiss, is there any request or reference?

Jing Huan has any requirements, he thought about it, and entered.

Happy every day: I want a man who wants to marry me.

Customer service chick: ...

I want to have this ability to leave this broken Taobao shop?

Customer service chick: Can you be more specific?

Happy every day: OK, be cute, lively and sexy, don't be too tender, don't be too old, it's better to have a little guilty. Let me play whatever else.

The customer service at the end of the computer took a deep breath and turned around and slammed the venting doll next to the mouse.

Customer Service Chicken: Dear, I am afraid that you can't do it. But it's alright! Taobao has many of our powerful peers. I suggest you go to this store.

The customer service sent the link of the enemy shop to the past.

Jing Huan even knocked on four customer service and finally met a shop that was willing to take orders.

I took a picture of 999 pieces and Jingkai opened the game with satisfaction.

Entering the selection corner, he looked at the character's facial features.

Not to mention, it’s really nice to see that the original number is a bit aesthetic, and even the name of the game is very sensational – don’t frown.

Jing Huan regained his gaze and entered the game.

The slender and beautiful characters appear on the banks of the Yongliang River.

The riverside of the Liangliang River is a lower-level wild map. There are almost no people to kill here. The mobs are everywhere. Jinghuan has moved two steps and triggered the battle.

The number of the martial art he bought was called Putuoshan, the fairy-nosed nurse. Because the female characters of the immortals are more beautiful, and the martial arts skills are single and do not require too much operation, Putuo Mountain has naturally become the first choice for many female players.

But Putuoshan brush is slow, and the space that can be operated when pk is very small, so Jinghuan does not like this martial art.

He gently "snapped" the sound, throwing out the skills to destroy two strange, ready to use the skills to return to the division.

[Acacia does not care about launching a mandatory pk for you. 】

A piece of paper falls from the sky, is the martial art of the Terran, seals the paper.

Jinghuan stunned, the reaction on the hand was very fast, and escaped this note paper.

Who knows that he just moved to another location, and there is a big net around, Jing Huan has no time to hide, was trapped by this big net.

Several people appeared in front of him, and the weapons in their hands were shining. It can be seen that the equipment is not bad. Two of them are still accumulating their sealing skills.

[Current] Don't frown:? ?

[Current] Acacia disregards: swearing, come back to die?

The other side’s exit was swearing, and Jing Huan quickly reacted, which is estimated to be the old grievance of the original owner of the account.

[Current] Don't frown: the number is changed.

[Current] Acacia disregards: Come here again, are you all fools? Back to you?

[Current] Don't frown:...

If it weren't for this special purpose, he would have to keep up with the image.

[Current] Don't frown: I am half an hour ago, 3w5, have a purchase record.

[Current] Acacia disregards: When did you not have a purchase record? I tell you, there is a day of Acacia in this area, you will never think of a safe area!

Jing Huan still wants to say something, the other party has already waved.

There were five people standing opposite each other. He bought a big empty number and couldn’t get a few knives.

Fucked.

Jing Huan sat up straight, skillfully using the common moves of each character - rolling, jumping, taking off, one by one to escape their skills.

[Current] Don't frown: you t...

[Current] Don't frown: You tell the truth! !

[Current] Acacia disregards: I don’t have much reason to talk to you about this female liar.

[Current] Don't frown: No, this is a real change... Do you want me to believe? !

Just after playing this line, Jing Huan accidentally pressed the wrong button.

It’s over.

I saw the game interface, the weak body smashed an axe, and his blood volume was only a trace of silk.

[Current] Acacia disregards: either pay back the money, or die to the level, you choose.

After that, the other side pursued the victory, and Jing Huan did not struggle again, and was quickly killed back to the rebirth point.

He hasn't recovered from this inexplicable death, and he sees a big server speaker popping up in the lower left corner.

[[Trumpet] Acacia disregard: Leisure staff to kill you 24 hours, do not frown, old rules, with her team brush, this is not responsible for accidental injury. 】

What is the situation? !

Jing Huan stood in the point of rebirth for a while, then rode on the mount and ran towards the forum npc.

Some people have rivers and lakes, the game world of Jiu Xia, even a small river. Similarly, there are frictions in rivers and lakes, and these are the places where the tears and 818 news are most well-informed.

Jing Huan turned down one page and found out about himself... Oh no, it’s a post about this account.

[The idler's full service chasing the female liar, don't frown. 】

Jing Huan grass looked at her eyes and finally knew why this number had just been logged in, and the enemy came to the door.

The original number is a liar. She cheated a small gang's helper two years ago, and washed her account. She even transferred her gang money. After the incident at the East Window, she hanged the number on the exchange and patted her ass.

Whoever wants to go to this is not finished, no more than half a month, the number was bought, the buyer claimed that he is Haigui Baifumei, want to find a powerful gang a brush to play pk, not long after mixed into the service The first big helper, and successfully hooked up with a gang of a gang, the two married, and Enn loved to love for half a year. As a result, Daxie came back from a business trip and found that his account was washed. His little wife used his name to find gang brothers and sisters who borrowed a lot of money and equipment and disappeared again.

Until someone found out that the card number she borrowed was exactly the same as the card number used by the original number, everyone reacted - this number has not changed from start to finish!

Seeing this, even Jing Huan had to admire.

With this ability, what is wrong?

Defrauding money and deceiving feelings, this incident provokes the crowd of people to scream, the gang up and down 200 people began to guard you 24 hours a day without interruption, you don’t frown after being killed for two times, then hang the account again. Exchange.

The idlers can't swallow this tone, and sent countless full-service horns and official website forum posts, claiming that as long as someone dares to buy this number, whether or not to change people, it is true. This incident caused the number to be slow-moving, and the price dropped and then fell, and finally met a hapless one with closed eyes to buy the number -

It is himself.

... the price of the blame is so low.

Jing Huan noddedly pulled the post to the last level, only to see the latest reply -

1932l: The two scum girls in this service, one is that you don't frown, the other is the heart, the two can make a deaf combination.

Jing Huan remembered the id of the layer master in his heart.

Those who have just been killed without frowning, now can't wait to cross the screen and violently smash the person opposite.

The cross-talk of the Acacia brushed a whole dozen, and the world channel was full of excitement.

[World] Chaos: What is the situation? Don't you frown and return to the rivers and lakes? Was it spent before the lie?

[World] Destiny Zhizhi Peach: Let me see which gang is suffering this time!

[World] Chasing Junior: Acacia!

[World] The wind is more free than me: No, frowning, why are you suffering, can you change your number? Do you have to die on a number?

[World] Destiny Zhizhi Peach: Rely on, upstairs! Don't mess with your ideas! In case she heard it in!

............

The world's channel is noisy, and the speed of the screen is so fast that people can't see even one sentence.

So long after the system bulletin of the yellow font was brushed, the players reacted.

[System Announcement: Players "You don't frown" use the name stone, change the name to "small sweet scene", from now on, "you don't frown" players officially changed its name to "small sweet scene". 】

[World] 命命芝芝桃桃:? ? ?

[World] confusing eyes:? ?

[World] Wind is freer than me:? ? ?

[Trumpet] Xiaotianjing: Finally, once again, this number is replaced, chasing and killing, willing to accompany.

As soon as the server horn was sent out, Jing Huan regretted it.

Will this tone be too much like a shemale?

So, when the people were still in shock, he quickly reissued a horn.

[Trumpet] Xiaotianjing: qaq Of course, it is best if you can not fight, long live harmony! 2k novel reading network