Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

There is a ridiculous thought to Huai, and it is ridiculous to be ridiculous to himself.

He licked his lips and turned his back to the person on the sofa. He opened the WeChat function list and his fingertip moved up the "voice call" icon.

He hadn't had time to go down and heard that the computer started to ring again.

"Ding."

"Ding."

"Ding."

Then there is the sound of Jinghuan typing on the keyboard.

Looking at the screen to Huai, the three expressions above, he did not continue to send messages, Xiao Tianjing has not yet replied to him.

I can't say what it feels like, I breathe a sigh of relief to Huai, and wipe the wet hair of my forehead with a bath towel.

... He is crazy, and that kind of idea will come up.

Lu Wenhao sent a message to Jinghuan, asked him how to use the washing machine downstairs, and took a photo.

Jing Huan taught it in three or two sentences, and Lu Wenhao returned a thumb.

Lu Wenhao: Good wife and good mother, kiss one. [red lips]

Lu Wenhao: If you are a woman, the uncle must have lifted the big sedan to take you home.

Xiaojing: Rolling, a few dishes drunk like this.

Xiaojing: If Laozi is a woman, it will not be your turn. Hurry and wash your clothes.

After the dirty, Jing Huan cut back and talked to the heart.

Xiaojing: ...qaq, are you a roller! !

To: Well, he just took my phone away.

Xiaojing: I will know! hateful! [捶桌]

After chatting with the heart, Jing Huan closed the computer and looked at the person standing by the bed.

Listening to Huaizhi, he has a set of bathrobes, and his back is rubbing his hair with a bath towel. From the inside, the advantage of the other side's shoulder length is more obvious.

"Schoolmaster, give me your clothes, I put a washing machine and wash it."

The raindrops slammed in the windows, the windows were covered by rain marks, and the scenery was just looking out, only a blur of green was seen.

"It’s hard to dry, dry it."

To Huaihuan: "No, I will come by myself."

"Nothing, by the way, let's put a piece of washing." Jing Huan pulled out the clothes from the suitcase and thought of something. "Or do you have cleansing?"

Shaking his head to Huai, he was just embarrassed to live in the room, and let others help wash clothes. After all, they only saw a few faces, not very familiar.

Seeing his thoughts, Jing Huan laughed with his clothes: "Since it is not, then I will wash it together."

When Jing Huan took the clothes, he didn't care much. He just saw the black **** that were placed outside.

Retracting the line of sight to Huai: "...well, thank you."

There was a sound of water coming from the bathroom, and sitting on the edge of the bed with Huai, the ghost looked at the sofa with a bad look.

The computer is quietly lying on it, looking at him.

For a moment, I opened my eyes to Huai Zhi, and left those inexplicable thoughts behind me.

He rubbed his hair and sat down at the desk, picked up his mobile phone and brushed the circle of friends. After a while, he brushed the circle of friends in the morning.

[Small view: The weather is just right. [image]】

It was a landscape photo. Before the Huaizhi had not had time to look at it, the sound of the water in the bathroom stopped, and the boys opened the door and walked out.

Jing Huan changed a black sweater, wearing linen-colored five-pants underneath, just barely showing his knees.

His legs are straight and white, although he is a little thinner than the legs of other boys, he can see the muscle lines faintly while walking.

He couldn't help but raise his eyes and look at his thighs, where he was covered with fluffy pants and could not see the outline.

When Jing Huan came out, he sensed his sight, so he looked down and stared at his legs for a few seconds: "...What happened?"

Returning to Huai, the face is calm: "Your pants are wet."

Jing Huan "Well" sounded: "I just didn't pay attention, I took a look at the washstand."

After drying the clothes, they went out and set off for the hotel restaurant.

Lu Wenhao sat in the restaurant early, occupying the position of the window, and enjoying the rain while eating, it is also an artistic conception.

Seeing the two men walking side by side into the restaurant, Lu Wenhao couldn't help but sigh: "Did you see? They are standing together, like a catwalk... Hey, the little girl who pours water over there is peek at them. I am reasonable. I suspect that there have been no girls chasing me since I was in college, because Jing Huan has covered my light."

Gao Zixiang did not lift: "You think more, single is your own problem, it doesn't matter to Huanhuan."

When Jing Huan approached, he just heard this sentence. He just picked up an empty seat and sat down: "What do you say?"

"Say you handsome." Lu Wenhao flattered.

Jing Huan smiled and smiled, not paying attention to him. Seeing to pour a cup of hot milk to Huai, he smoothly opened the space around him to facilitate the other party to sit.

Originally, I wanted to sit down at the roadside of Huahang, and I sat down.

He asked: "Drink or drink milk?"

Jing Huan screamed: "Is it for me?"

This is the last cup of hot milk in the cafeteria. It didn't say anything to Huai, and it was directly placed in front of him.

Jinghuan was not polite, and he took up most of it when he picked it up. He brushed the black bag at the foot of Lu Wenhao and asked, "What is this?"

Lu Wenhao screamed twice: "Baby."

Jing Huan picked up the bag with his fingertips and looked at his eyes. It turned out to be a few bottles of red wine.

He is speechless: "...so the two big boxes are used to hold this?"

"Yeah, I stole it from my wine cellar and brought it out of my suitcase. I was worried that it would be broken and I put a lot of things on it."

"Not afraid of your father, you?"

"If you want to go home, you will take care of him. Let’s talk about it first." Lu Wenhao said with sighs, "I have already booked a box of ktv, and we have finished eating it."

Jing Huan thought about it. Anyway, his team is not open tonight, and nodded: "Yes."

Said to Huaizhi: "Let's go, I will forget."

"Don't." Lu Hang swallowed the food. "Let's go, you didn't bring a computer anyway, what is the meaning of going back to the room."

He did not like to sing to Huai, nor did he like that occasion. He moved his lips and wanted to refuse.

"Come on the senior." Jing Huan suddenly looked at him and held his chin and looked at him. "I promise not to let them fill your wine."

Jing Huan is a standard double eyelid, the eyelashes are long and dense, and the hotel's decorative chandeliers spill into his eyes, like shining.

To Huaizhi, he looked at him for a few seconds and got up: "...I know. I went to get it."

Jing Huan also followed: "I will go with you."

The two came together and walked one by one. Lu Hang looked at the back of them and couldn't help but ask: "Are they so familiar?"

"No, just last time on the stairs, I helped the brothers."

Lu Wenhao was not interested in the friendship between the two men. He got to Lu Hang, "Lu Ge, fast, continue to tell the story. What happened to the infamous female liar in your district?"

Jing Huan said that he did not let others pour the wine of Huai, and even the wine glass was not put in front of Huai.

The background is a randomly played music with a small sound. Sitting on the sofa to Huai, pose freely, watching people around and rowing and punching.

Jing Huan seems to have no less bar, he will be a boxing trick, and Lu Hang wants to change what game he can pick up.

Can not see, originally thought it was a boy.

However, the scenery will be much more fun, but there is no way to play, but has lost three games.

"Hey." He lost another game. He smiled and sighed and poured himself a glass of wine.

Lu Hang also drank a lot: "I can't do it, learn to be a brother, can't you let the person next to you help you drink a cup, I promised."

He cares about Jing Huan in his mouth, but his hands are restless. Helping Jing Huan to press the bottom of the bottle is to fill the glass full.

Lu Wenhao: "I? No problem, Huanhuan, this cup of brother helps you drink."

"No, not to say you." Lu Hang stopped him and pointed his finger at Huai. "I said he is right."

I raised my eyebrows at Huai, and looked at Lu Hang like a warning, so let him not be too much. Then I wanted to get up and help Jing Huan drink this glass of wine.

Jing Huan raised his glass and drank it, then wiped his mouth and said: "Drink it, continue."

Jing Huan is learning to soak from the freshman year.

Lu Wenhao did not teach well, and he did not teach him badly. He did not return several times because he was taken to the bar by Lu Wenhao and drank directly to sleep in the hotel.

However, drinking does decompress, the frequency is not too frequent, the sophomore year of school, this is the first time they drink.

Half an hour later, Jing Huan’s cheeks were slightly reddened.

"I take a break." After throwing this sentence, he threw himself down on the sofa and bumped into the shoulder of Huaizhi.

"Ah, I hit you again, how can I hit you old." Jing Huan turned his head, the two were very close. "Schoolmaster, don't you sing?"

The smell of wine and the smell of showering on his body mixed into the nose of Huai.

"Don't sing. You drink less and your face is red."

Jing Huan raised his hand and posted his face: "It's a bit hot, nothing, my drink is good..."

Just after the end, the background music was suddenly enlarged, followed by a familiar, imposing prelude.

Lu Wenhao sat in front of the song station and shouted: "Happiness! Your song is here!"

Jing Huan saw the display - "Following the Country".

He laughed: "Lu Wenhao, are you owing?"

"Hurry up." Gao Zixiang handed the microphone over. "I said last time that you sang better than the woman. Lu Wenhao is forced to believe that you must sing him today!"

Go to KTV with friends, often order some fun songs to sing. Jing Huan sighed a few words, and finally took the microphone and sang along with the music.

He sang a few words, got up and walked to Lu Wenhao, touched him with his legs, and gestured to his main song.

When Yan Jinghuan left the space, Lu Hang went to the side of Huai.

"I fuck, this is the song. How can I hear this song recently?" Lu Hang said, "Don't say, Huanhuan is quite good, but I still like the version of Xiaojingjing."

Did not get a response, he looked up doubtfully, "old to..."

Looking at the eye of Huai, the eyes are confused with various emotions, and his eyes are locked on Jing Huan, and he is silent.

Singing a song, Lu Wenhao played and played the dice.

To Huaizhi’s discovery, this elementary school brother not only did not fight well, but also played very well.

Holding a rotten point, where is the bottom of the air to go with people to cut?

Sure enough, after losing a few games, Jing Huan could not stand it. They were mixed with red beer, and he drank the most. He went to the back and went up, and his hands were shaking when he took the glass.

Lu Hang also saw it: "Happiness is over, this time you will not let you drink..."

Before he finished speaking, Jing Huan had already finished the cup. He waved his hand: "Nothing... I am okay, I am going to the toilet, you play first, wait for me to come back and continue."

Dropping this sentence, he stood up on the table, because he stood unsteadily and almost fell on Huai.

To Huaizhi: "I will accompany you."

"No, no." Jing Huan stepped on his shoes and went out, "I can!"

When he got up and wanted to help him, Jing Huan suddenly reached out and held his shoulder, and stepped on his shoes again. "Schoolmaster, you are not used."

To Huaizhi: "..."

Seeing people go out and twisting, and hesitating to go to Huaizhi, he listened to Lu Wenhao: "Nothing, Huanhuan drunk is almost the same as normal, no trouble, still recognize the road, last time he was drunk, can A person walked back to school from the hotel, and there was no madness on the road.

"..."

That talent is still quite strong.

Ten minutes later, Lu Wenhao touched his head: "Well, how come Huanhuan has not come back."

Lu Hang said casually: "He shouldn't want to go back to school from the resort?"

"..."

Silence in the box.

Frightened to Huai's eyebrows: "I will go see."

After all, the resort's own ktv can only be booked through the room, so the environment is not chaotic, the corridors are exquisitely decorated and look like they are in a big hotel.

When I asked Huaizhi and the waiter, I went to the toilet and thought that if there was no one in the toilet, I should go there.

As a result, the boys didn't have to look for them. The boys closed their eyes on the sofa outside the toilet, and their shoulders undulating with their breath.

Going to Huaizhi to go to him, not to mention putting his arm on his shoulder, holding the waist and putting people up.

Jing Huan seems to have a feeling, the whole person leans on the body of Huai, Emei: "I can go by myself."

To Huaizhi heard the words, a little loose, Jing Huan once again reached the sofa, his head leaning forward.

"..." I feel funny to Huai, and I look down on the person who leans on my thigh. "Is it impossible to go?"

Jing Huan groaned on his lap and did not speak.

After ten seconds, I realized that Huai was taking his leg as a pillow.

I didn’t talk to Huai, and I put people up again.

Lu Wenhao did not lie. When Jing Huan was drunk, he did not make trouble. He went to Huaizhi very smoothly and took him to the elevator, and made a hand to call Lu Hang.

"I will send the person back to the house first."

Lu Hang said: "We will go back soon, nothing happened?"

"No." He looked at him at Huai's bow. "It's just drunk."

Hang up the phone, the elevator is also here, go to Huaizhi, press twenty.

"Who are you talking to?" The man leaning on his shoulder suddenly murmured, "Brother."