Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Jing Huan is not only worried about the yearning, but even the nine-man interface he can not look pleasing to the eye.

So he simply turned the game off and lay down on the bed.

He stared at the ceiling and wondered what he was just talking about.

All the grotesque longings have been bothering him, he just found such a broken excuse.

For a moment, Jing Huan blinked with his arms. He was so fierce. Will it make the efforts of the previous months all go to waste?

Can't you?

I don’t all say that the girls in the aunt period are the biggest, and the heart is not so stingy...

Jing Huan turned over on the bed and buried her face in the pillow.

whatever! He is cool to say it! And he just didn't say anything too much, at most, punctuation used a lot more.

If the heart is longing to be angry, that is his glass heart.

The phone on the table jerked.

Jing Huan sighed for a long time, his posture did not change, his hand reached the table and grabbed the phone in front of him.

To Huai: Is it?

It turned out to be Huaizhi.

Jing Huan blinked and was typing weakly.

Xiaojing: I am, my brother.

Xiaojing Yeah: No... I typed a word and knocked a word. What is going to brother?

To Huaizhi: Come out to play the night ball?

Xiaojing: I am not going, I am sleepy and ready to sleep.

I looked at Huaizhi for a while, not even until half past seven.

To Huaizhi: Sleeping so early, not comfortable?

The same is true, but the object is replaced by Huai, and Jing Huan is not annoyed.

His chin rested on the pillow.

Xiaojing Yeah: No, just didn't sleep enough last night, just make up for it.

Small view: [muscle]

To Huaizhi: I know.

When Lu Hang returned to the dormitory, he was still sweating.

"Direction, it’s a pity that you just didn't come... You don't know how much the game has just been anxious. The difference has been biting in a ball. In the last three seconds, I will kill!" Lu Hangguang is thinking about being himself. Handsome, "I am too good."

To Huai's whispered voice: "Unfortunately, if I am, the game will not be anxious."

"..." Lu Hang can not refute.

He took off his shirt and threw it into the dirty clothes, ready to go in for a shower.

"Lu Hang," suddenly called him to Huai, "I ask you something."

"You say."

He looked at Huai’s eyebrows and hesitated.

"If a person who is always pestering you, suddenly shows impatience to you..."

"Small sweet scene finally got enough of you?"

"..."

Seeing his silence, Lu Hang said: "No, I just said casually... Xiao Tianjing really turned your face?"

"No." Some of them regretted asking him, "Forget it, when I didn't ask."

Perhaps he thought more, Jing Huan did not say anything, just be sleepy, and played a few more exclamation points.

However, why don’t you just say that you are guilty?

Lu Hang saw from his expression that he was tired and raised his eyebrows.

Since he has forced the topic to be terminated by Huai, he has to say two words: "The situation you just said is actually very obvious."

Sure enough, ask Huai: "What is obvious?"

"Followed, my heart is dead, I don't love it."

"?"

"People's likes are limited, they don't get a response, and the limit will get smaller and smaller." Lu Hang has a deep face. "No one will be willing to be a dog for a lifetime. You have to bow."

I don’t understand it to Huai, but he thinks that Lu Hang is not a good word.

He frowned: "You are a dog."

Lu Hang: "?"

Lu Hang: "That's just a buzzword. I don't think Xiaojingjing is a dog."

To Huaizhi: "You are stinking, take a shower."

Lu Hang: "...good uncle."

Lu Hang picked up the towel and went into the bathroom. I thought it was right. Xiaotianjing is not your dog. I am a mother.

——

On the next day, Jing Huan woke up early in the morning.

He habitually picked up his mobile phone and wanted to give his heart a good morning. As a result, he just received a message from his cousin when he opened WeChat.

Sister: [Photo] Huanhuan, do you like it?

The photo is a pair of sneakers with bright colors and cool styles.

Xiaojing: I like it!

Sister: I like it, I don’t know if I come to the queue early to buy it for you. [proud]

Sister: What is the name of your avatar and WeChat, I have found it for half a day in the address book [laughing crying]

Xiaojing yeah: ...nothing, just lost the big adventure. Are you specifically waiting to buy it for me?

Sister: That's not the case, my legs are sour. Your birthday is not coming soon, I will send it back to you.

Xiaojing:? You are not coming back?

Sister: I have to wait for a while, I am looking for a job here.

The two brothers and sisters talked for half an hour before ending the conversation.

Jing Huan turned off the dialog box of Liang Shu, and Yu Guang went to the head of the heart.

Good morning, I am a fart.

Yesterday, the bad mood went back and returned. Jing Huan sighed in his heart and pressed the phone lock screen button, and he got up.

Today, the heart is longing for the road and full of classes. They are not really college students, and they don’t know, but during the day on Friday, these two people really don’t appear in the game.

Jinghuan entered the nine-man, and when he entered the game, he saw everyone around him wearing new fashion and swaying in front of his eyes.

Jing Huan finally felt a trace of regret - no matter how mad at yesterday, it should not be returned to fashion.

It was such a waste of a chance to pay for it.

I thought so, but he really didn't care about the new fashion. He pressed the mouse to the main city to send people to go, and planned to do the daily work.

The main city transfer person is always the most lively place in the nine men, everyone likes to set up stalls here, like to hang up here, prefer to be in this team.

[Current] Love Life Ai Jiajia: Big trouble Tiangong, do +++ my group, level 120-130, to output the best!

[Current] cockroach: looking for her husband, I am voice control, I hope to have a good voice of my little brother, have a good time to open the video ~~[Blow kiss]

[Current] Luo Wei: Qilin Mountain copy +, come to a Fox Cave.

[Current] Luo Wei: Qilin Mountain copy +, come to a Fox Cave, other martial arts do not +, do not charge the fare.

This success called Luo Wei caused the attention of Jing Huan.

The copy of Qilin Mountain is a five-person book. The process is cumbersome and requires a hundred gold to open a copy. Usually, the players each have 20 gold.

This copy of the reward is actually not good, even very poor, the players have only one purpose to brush this book - explosion hidden boss.

Killing the hidden boss will drop the rare material. When the copy is just out, the players will scramble to scramble and then be dismissed by the boss's burst rate. Most of them are players. Even the Kirin Hill hides the boss and doesn't know what it looks like.

Over time, this copy is no one to brush.

Jinghua is interested because he happens to need the rare material that this copy drops.

However, when this thought came out, he was taken back by him. His stinky hand was still saved by honestly spending money.

In the game, Xiao Huxian will turn away when he turns his head.

[Luo Hao invites you to join his team. whether. 】

[Luoyi sets you as a private chat. 】

[Private chat] Luo Wei: Come, don't charge your car fare.

[Private chat] Xiaotianjing: ... no, no luck.

[Private chat] Luo Wei: Do not try to know? The team is all high-injury output, doing it very quickly.

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: Why do you only need Fox Cave?

[Private chat] Luo Wei: Can seal the milk, convenient.

Jing Huan was the first time I heard that it was "convenient" with Fox Cave.

[Private chat] Luo Wei: Come on, it’s an hour.

Jing Huan thought about it. Anyway, the road will not come back in the afternoon. He can leave the day to brush for a while.

So he clicked the agreement and entered the team.

After entering the copy, he took a look at the list of teammates.

He didn't know anyone else, but he knew the double-knife man in the team.

Called the most loved wheat, is the second output of the master list.

As Luo Wei said, there is no nurse in the team. The only girl is called wheat. It is the legal system.

Jing Huan stared at this loli called wheat for a long time, always felt that the other side was familiar, but did not think about it for a long time.

Five people quickly entered the copy, and Jing Huan was originally prepared to lie down, and it was not right to cut into the game.

I saw that the two most loved wheat and wheat were empty, and no weapons were taken.

[Team] Wheat: My husband and I have not been durable, I can't use it, sorry.

The output sect has no weapons, and the damage is not even half of the usual.

It is very troublesome to increase the durability of the equipment in the purple dress. It is definitely too late to make up.

[Team] Favorite Mai Mai: Nothing, just hit it like this, slow down slowly, and there is not a Fox Cave in the team?

The slow speed of killing monsters means that the damage they receive from mobs will increase dramatically, and the burden on the nurse will be heavy.

Jing Huan is amazed. He intended to lie down, how can he turn into a coolie?

[Team] Favorite Mai Mai: Anyway, you are also a free car, take the effort to operate it, it should be.

Seeing this sentence, Jing Huan could not help but screw his eyebrows.

He was originally advised to go to the car by the head of the team. How could it be that he was driving to save money?

But just the next one, Jing Huan did not intend to care.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: 1

At this time, the gang WeChat group suddenly flashed.

Autumn Maple: Is it sweet?

Jing Huan intercepted the battle map and sent it to the group.

Xiao Tianjing: I am writing this book.

Qiu Feng: Why are you working on this book? The experience value is very low.

Xiao Tianjing: I want to see if I can brush my legs. [grievance]

Autumn Maple: Hahaha, then you cheer.

The more difficult the copy is to the back, the only one in the team is Jinghuan. The fox fairy hole is not a serious nurse. The amount of milk is not comparable to Putuo Mountain, and it can't hang up. Jinghuan feels tired than playing the arena.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Is wheat not there?

[Team] Wheat: Ah.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Are you wearing no armor? Why do you blame you for being so painful?

"She found out..." Yy private chat, the girl was surprised, "She can see this?"

"It doesn't matter." The man's voice was casual and casual. "What happened, nothing, you just said."

[Team] Wheat: I looked at it and the armor was not durable.

It is the most irresponsible behavior to not look at equipment durability before the next, and increase the burden of teammates.

Jing Huan did not respond, they all hit here, and then everything is superfluous.

Finally, two hours later, they cleared the last mob and immediately prepared to play boss.

Jing Huan sighed and sat up to prepare for the boss.

[You are left by the team, please. 】

A line of yellow characters brushed out, Jing Huan looked at this system prompt, and did not respond for several seconds.

[Current] Xiaotianjing:?

The other four people in the team did not pay attention to him, but went straight into the battle, and the signs of the battle appeared on the heads of the four people.

Jing Huan frowned and went into the battle.

I saw that the most loved wheat and wheat stood side by side, and the weapons on hand were shining and magnificent.

Jing Huan finally realized that he was being played.

Let him be a nurse all the way, tired and tired of them for two hours, come to the boss and kick him off.

There is no copy progress without killing the boss. This copy is equal to white.

After playing for so long, Jiu Huan, Jing Huan was the first time he encountered such a thing.

... really **** disgusting.

He did not expect that even more disgusting is still behind.

After twenty minutes, the boss fell to the ground and a prompt pops up.

[Replica team: Luo Wei and his teammates worked together to defeat the 100-footed king, and found the "invitation letter" from his body! 】

They triggered a hidden boss.

Jing Huan was forcibly sent into the cave of Jing Jing. He did not expect that the first time he saw the hidden boss of this copy, it was in this case.

Jing Huan put it on the keyboard and decided to reveal his other identity - the nine heroes.

When he used to play lol, he often sprayed with his teammates. He slammed his hands quickly and never lost.

Although the mouth odor can't change anything, it can at least make him cool.

Going to the **** harmony game, Dad is not used to you.

He knocked a line of words, just about to send out, and he saw a chat channel and a reminder.

[Replica team: Ji Xiaonian joined the team. 】

Jing Huan’s hand stopped.

Ten seconds later, Ji Xiaonian appeared in his field of vision and joined the team of Luo Wei.

Five people did not say a word, self-cutting into the battle to hide the boss.

Jing Huan took a deep breath and silently deleted all the words in the dialog box and flew away from the scene.

He boarded the exchange and repeatedly watched it for a long time, collecting several pieces of purple clothes.

Then put in the shopping cart, buy, pay.

In one go.

The gang WeChat group began to flash again.

Autumn Maple: [Picture] Xiaotianjing Xiaojingjing, how can you not have this?

Qiu Fengfa is a battle map, which is a screenshot of Ji Xiaonian killing hidden bosses.

Xiao Tianjing: I was kicked when I got to the boss.

Autumn Maple:? ?

The genius Zhizhi peach:? ? ? what? ?

Chun Xiao: What happened?

Xiao Tianjing: Nothing.

Xiao Tianjing: Let me deal with it. In order not to add chaos to the gang, I will first withdraw from the group.

Drop this sentence, Jing Huan did not wait for them to react, they gave up the group chat, followed by the gang, no hesitation.

He opens his friends list and pulls out old friends.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: At?

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: In the sister, what happened.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Help me with a few people, tell me when I drop the order or team up to three people. First two days, give you five hundred.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: Do you want to do it? [surprised]

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Killing.

The clay figurine also has three points of fire. He has never been subjected to airbags, not to mention his very bad mood in these two days, and he urgently needs to vent.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: ... OK, you give me the id.

Jing Huan sent the ids of the five people all over.

[Friends] Gentle mosquito coil: not a younger sister, even if others, this favorite Mai Mai is the second output in the district, three of you may not be enough for him to play. You might as well target others?

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: You don't have to teach me to kill: d

The little mosquito scent looked at the expression of her face behind her, and she felt that her neck was cold.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: ok, understand.

Since the five people are all in one team, they naturally made other copies.

At three o'clock in the afternoon, Jing Huan is raising the cultivation point for the nine-tailed fairy fox, and the vitality of the mosquito coil finally has a movement.

[Friends] Gentle mosquito coil: They just finished copying the copy of the Heavenly Palace, and now disband the team. The other three in the safe area, wheat and favorite wheat are in the brush couple mission.

[Friend] Xiaotianjing: Ok.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: I will help you keep Ji Xiaonian, she has been moving, maybe right out of the safe area.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: No, you help me follow my favorite Mai Mai and his wife.

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil:? ? ? You can't kill their sister, be careful to be killed by the equipment!

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Can you be a reporting machine without feelings?

[Friend] Gentle mosquito coil: Ok, I will report it once a minute.

Jing Huan put away the nine-tailed fairy fox and changed himself to the fastest moving property.

Of course, he knows that he can't kill the pair of shit, but he can steal/person, and the two outputs are crispy. As long as he can quickly seal the person and then hide the skills of their summoning beast, it is not difficult to kill.

He went to the point where he was greeted by the small mosquitoes.

Arriving at the moon palace where they are, Jing Huan’s lips are about to see the coordinates.

A dialog jumped out and blocked his view.

[The heart is eager to invite you to join his team. whether. 】

Jing Huan stunned and subconsciously looked at the time.

Three o'clock in the afternoon.

Jing Huan is faster than his brain. When he reacts, he is already in the team he is longing for.

He blinked, didn't know what to say, and screamed, "Brother."

The heart longed for him to go forward.

Jing Huan returned to God and could not help but scream in his heart.

White people let him report.

"How did you get on the line..." Jing Huan asked, "Isn't today a full class?"

The people in the team finally reacted, and the voice of the heart longed for it: "Well."

What does "Hmm" mean?

I couldn’t kill someone. Jing Huan’s heart was very sorry. He crossed his legs and held his chin and said, “Brother, I was yesterday...”

【Please note! The captain’s heart is eager to launch a mandatory pk for the player’s favorite Mai Mai! 】

Jing Huan: "..."

Jing Huan: "?"

The battle was too late to prevent, not to mention the opposite of the two, even Jing Huan was shocked.

[Current] Wheat:? !

[Current] Favorite Mai Mai: To God, what do you mean by [question]

Jing Huan returned to God and asked indefinitely: "Brother, what are we doing here..."

"kill."

To Huai’s voice as usual, he was asked in the tone of their usual communication: “Who wants to kill first?”

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