Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Lu Hang has not seen the blush to Huai, who is not a monkey face when playing the ball.

But as it is now, pink has spread all the way to the root of the ear, and he still sees it for the first time.

He stared at the milk tea and thought for a long time. He sweared and asked: "Would you just be watching Xiao Huang/film?"

To Huai’s eyes are too lazy to lift: "Roll."

Lu Hang laughed: "Just kidding, is Xiao Jingjing's problem solved?"

"Ok."

"How to solve it?"

"killed."

"Kill it..." Lu Hang sat at the computer desk and heard a word, "kill, kill? Who killed?"

After drinking half a cup to Huai, I re-filled it: "Most love wheat."

Lu Hang was shocked.

Originally, it was enough to surprise him for Huai’s escape from Xiaotianjing. Did he actually help her kill someone?

He played games with Huai's block for so many years and saw that he had killed two people in Huai.

One is Xian Meng Meng, the other is the most loved Mai Mai.

Both are still for the sake of Xiaotianjing.

Lu Hang’s expression is complicated, and after a long while, he suddenly realized: “Yuan, you... really like Xiaojingjing?”

Solve the case.

The reason why his relatives and friends have not talked about love for so many years has been found.

To be honest, this year's avatar is a girl who is already on the verge of extinction. Nowadays, girls are fierce than boys, and their thoughts are particularly elusive. So they are so sticky and so fond of being spoiled... Lu Hang is only small Sweet view one.

The taste of his relatives is really special.

He took a glance at Huai’s not cold and not faint: "Are you busy?"

"I don't have time to spare." Lu Hang shut up with a sigh of relief. "I will finish the last task of this ring. We will go to war in the morning!"

He did not pay attention to Huai, and returned to the computer.

Xiao Foxxian still did not go in his team, the two figures overlap, very close.

The calmness on the face of Huai’s face is slightly loose, and there are some headaches.

How did he shout?

The moment I called the exit, I didn’t know what I was thinking in my mind.

He is so big, he has never called a person so intimately, or a man.

In the evening, Lu Hang finally ran the mission of God of War and returned to the next team.

"This task is really not done by people," Lu Hang spoke in the team. "I am running and vomiting. I have to run a dozen npcs in a ring mission... I hope gm will grow my eyes and give me a good attribute. I I really don't want to do it for the second time."

Love is what you eat: "It is very difficult to estimate. It seems that no one has ever been into the soul?"

Jing Huan asked: "How many times did my brother brush up before he brushed out the artifact?"

To Huaizhi: "Three times."

The scenery is sour.

What is the difference between three times and one time? I don't know how many districts have been opened for ten years, and there is no artifact in the district.

Lu Hang thinks about it too: "Then I don't want to get into the soul, I will make it three times. I will go to the Lushan Temple for a while."

Lushan Temple is a game scene in Jiuxia. It is a temple with several tasks npc.

Laughing to Huaizhi: "Will a bunch of Buddha images stacked up?"

"If you are sincere, you don't understand!" Lu Hang said, "I heard a lot of people say that it is really effective to go to the scene."

He finished, idle and bored, just walk around the personal center and stroll around.

Jiuxia's personal center, similar to qq space and circle of friends, can send text pictures, but also can be sent to the dynamics of friends, Lu Hang female friends often send photos here.

Lu Hang praised it a little, and accidentally crossed a screenshot of a game.

He frowned, feeling as if he had seen something that couldn't be done, and slowly stroked back.

For a long while, Lu Hang sighed quietly: "Direction."

"Say."

"You still kissed Xiaojingjing?"

"..." To the hands of Huai, the attack position was off, and the long sword was swept away from the boss's face. "That is the character action."

Lu Hang corrected: "You actually do a kiss with Xiao Jingjing."

Give up the correction to Huai, frown: "How do you know?"

"Small Jingjing is on the personal homepage, you didn't see it?"

I really didn't see it to Huai.

He has few game friends and never sends game updates. The buttons on his personal homepage are ineffective.

He opened his personal homepage and refreshed it. The dynamic of Jing Huan was at the top.

[Little sweet scene: ヾ (≧≦ *) ヾ always like my brother! [image]】

The picture is the photo of their kiss in the moon palace in the afternoon.

Here are a few comments and praises, and I made a plan for Huaizhi.

[Love is what you eat]: Hey~

[Mo asked to return]: Finished, my autumn maple master is completely hopeless. Hey, I’m betting with people, bet you will change your mind and lose money.

[Beizhi Zhizhi peach]: Return, how can you have you, you will be chased to God sooner or later.

[Autumn Maple]: Xiaojing, come back to my private chat. [almost cry]

Turn off the home page of Xiao Tianjing to Huai, and open your own.

There is no dynamic in him, and there are many comments in the comment area.

It’s all left before Xian Meng’s, some words of flirting.

Don't worry about the eyes of Huai, click on the full selection and delete.

Early the next morning, the alarm clock did not ring, Lu Hang was excited to get out of bed.

He did not dare to wake up to Huai, and he was anxious to kill the **** of war. After a long while, he opened a small concert in the bedroom with a cup and a table and chairs.

Was awakened to Huai, and his brows became wrinkled.

"You go to the table and throw the cup, I will throw you away from the window."

Lu Hang cleared the scorpion and sang it: "Dad! Dad! Dad! Good father, good father, I have a good father!"

To Huaizhi: "..."

Lu Hang: "Dad, get up and help me kill an artifact. My son has collected materials for a few months, and I am looking forward to this day."

"I don't have your son." He raised his hand to cover his eyes. "What time is it?"

"It’s nine o'clock."

"So early, you are going up now."

"There are some dads," Lu Hang said with a smile. "My WeChat woke them up."

"..." squinting at Huai, "Wake up?"

"Yes, Dad."

To Huaizhi said sincerely: "You are really wicked."

"They have a problem in the future, no matter how early or late I will be the first to arrive at the scene!"

I am too lazy to talk to him, touch the pillow and click on the phone.

Sure enough, there are two messages above.

Xiaojing: Brother, wake up?

Xiaojing Yeah: [揉眼]

I went back to Huai, and I stared at the sleepy cockroach and got up and went to bed.

When he was on the list, the other four people were already waiting for him.

Since it is to find someone to help, the drug is naturally out of the road, he said: "Toward, you say what drugs you take, I throw them."

After allocating a good medicine, ask Huaizhi: "What attributes are used for Qiufeng?"

"Patience and seal hit rate." Autumn Maple should.

"Change to speed and seal, we have enough milk." Shihuai swept his little fox around him, "What is Xiaotianjing?"

"With..." Jing Huan’s voice was obviously sleepy, "shifting and sealing."

"Well," said Huai, "kill, listen to my command, kill the rest early."

——

At one o'clock in the afternoon, a post appeared in the Jiuxia Forum, and the players got out of "hot" in a few minutes.

[Mirrors and waters the heart of the team, 60 minutes to beat the God of War, another record, with video. 】

Internet cafe box.

Jing Huan was on the table and yawned while listening to Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang's double commentary.

Lu Wenhao marveled: "I fucked, this trick to God... Seven strokes, how did his mother fight??"

Gao Zixiang: "These warlocks are also very powerful. It can be seen that the seal hit rate is very high, and the mobs are controlled by them."

"But I think this fox fairy is fierce. Do you think she has eaten a few injuries? This kind of reaction can last for 60 minutes, too strong." Lu Wenhao said, frowning, "is her blood pool." How can I only give it to God? The rest of the people rely on Putuo in milk."

"The Fox Cave is not a nurse, she is also very accurate. The special mobs that are brushed out in each round are controlled by her. It is estimated that the task assigned to her is to seal the special mobs. Milk is only by the way." Gao Zixiang snorted. "Don't look at it, and get rid of the blood pool skill button of this Fox Cave. She is 100 times stronger than you."

"You mua, and you have the opportunity to conceive you?"

Jing Huan was not happy with frowning. He raised his face from his elbow and asked, "Can you be quiet for a while?"

Gao Zixiang looked at him with a puzzled look: "Huan Huan, what happened to you today? Can you sleep in Internet cafes?"

Jing Huan remembered the God of War before he thought of it. He promised that his roommate would come out to eat black chicken today.

Worried that sleeping back would cause sleep at night, so he thought about it and still came out.

The result is useless, and the trap is still sleepy.

"I didn't sleep well." He didn't respond well. "Are you playing or not? Don't play, I will go back."

Lu Wenhao said: "Play and play, Huanhuan, wait, this video has the last ten minutes... Do you want to watch with us?"

"Don't look." Jing Huan yawned again and just got up.

"Don't go," Gao Zixiang reached out and stopped him. "I am driving the accelerator."

Jing Huan pushed the door of the box: "I went to the toilet to wash my face."

As far as he is in this state, he will not be blamed for being screened for a while.

They came to the best internet cafe near the school.

But their school's geographical location is remote, it is said to be the best, in fact, the scale is the same as the small Internet cafes in the city.

Other scenes are not picking, that is, the toilet is too small - two toilets, one for each man and one. The passage to the toilet was also very narrow. The two big men couldn’t walk shoulder to shoulder and had to let the body go.

Jinghuan passed through the narrow aisle and walked to the washstand in the men's room. She saw the used paper towel placed on the faucet and couldn't help but frown and dispel the thought of washing her face.

Don't come to this internet cafe in the future.

He was about to leave, and Yu Guangyi saw that there were four small black blocks on his shoes.

It seems to be moving.

Because he was in the shadow, he could not see clearly, and the subconscious slightly bent down.

Into the Huaizhi into the Internet cafe, the front desk to see him, his eyes lit up: "Hello, on the machine?"

To Huaizhi: "Can you borrow a toilet?"

The passers-by around him accidentally put the ice cream on his sleeves and arms, and he felt sticky and not uncomfortable.

The front desk nodded busyly: "No problem, go straight left, the inside of the trail is the left."

"Thank you."

Into the Huaizhi into the aisle, could not help but look down at his sleeves.

Ice cream is chocolate, and his white sleeves have been ruined.

The door of the male toilet is closed.

Waiting for Huaizhi to stand outside the door, hesitating to go back and want to throw away this dress, I heard a few urgent and urgent footsteps in the toilet.

He still did not respond, the toilet door in front of him was suddenly opened, and the boy rushed out from the inside with a panic.

Seeing the people who rushed out, one of them to Huai: "You..."

The person in front of the toilet blocked the way he escaped, and behind him was a super monster. Jing Huan almost did not hesitate and directly rushed to the other side -

"Brother! Hey!! 蟑螂!!!" Jinghuan collapsed. He hung directly to Huaizhi's neck. His legs were unreasonably stepped on the other's shoes. He was incoherent. "Four!! Four!!!! Four!! Oversized!! Hey! Will, fly!!!!"

To Huai's first was hit by the face, then was stretched to the neck, and finally he was stepped on his feet.

And now, the other's feet are still stepping on his shoes.

To Huai Zhi did not hold it so tightly, the boy's cold arms were attached to his neck, and the touch was strong.

He looked at the four black insects moving fast on the toilet floor, and his eyelids jumped twice: "Well, I saw it, it was four."

Jing Huan has a goose bump in the whole body, and the words hold people tighter!

"..." to Huaizhi smelled the smell of soap on his body, and muttered, "You come down, I close the door."

Jing Huan: "No brother, I will die when I die, I will die, I will die."

Hearing to Huai, his voice was shaking.

Really so scared?

"Then you stand on my feet, I walk two steps forward, close the door, and then we leave."

"..."

"Guarantee not let them touch you."

Jing Huan didn't talk. After a long time, he nodded slowly on his shoulder.

The door is closed.

To Huai, I can clearly feel that the person holding him has a sigh of relief, and then began to take a breather.

He hesitated for a moment, palms over the back of Jing Huan, patted twice: "Are you okay?"

Jinghuan scalp numb: "They ran out?"

"No, it's all inside, I looked at it."

Two minutes later, Jing Huan was outside the trail, and it took a long time to return to God.

"So what," he adjusted his emotions and looked up, sorry. "Brother, I am sorry, I hit you again."

His eyes are red and his nose is red.

One of the words to Huai: "You... are you afraid?"

"Yes."

Anyway, it is not a big deal. Jinghuan is honest. "When I was a child, I went back to my hometown. I was accidentally locked up in the waste house. I closed it all day. Since then, I have been afraid of bugs... Is it quite inconsistent with my fierce man? ”

Speaking of this, he sucked his nose, raised his hand with a finger, and said with a smile, "I was so close to my shoes, I also flew to my face, I was a little bit worse when I passed away..."

Looking at Huaizhi's red eyes, I felt a little lightly in my heart.

Jing Huan seems to think of something, look down, and sigh: "I am... brother, have you gotten your shoes like this?"

On the white sneakers of Huaizhi, all of his shoes are printed, and at a glance, they know that they are not light.

Jing Huan was inundated by guilt: "Well, I won't be trampled by me? Brother, do you have pain in your feet? Is there still consciousness?"

"No pain, you are very light." Return to Huai.

"I am more than 130 kilograms, brother." Jing Huan moved to his feet and moved his eyes, staring at the shoes of Huaizhi. "Otherwise, let's go to the hospital to see?"

"No need to."

"Then take off your shoes, can I give you something?"

Tightening to the throat of Huai: "No... It's okay."

After a few minutes, Jing Huan finally gave up.

"If you are not feeling well, be sure to tell me, I will be responsible."

"……it is good."

Jinghuan stood up and said: "Yes, brother, are you coming online?"

Waiting for Huai's answer, Jing Huan will look around. "Are you alone? We still have a vacancy in the box. Do you want a piece? I invite you to the plane. There are Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang in the box. You know each other. of."

There is no plan to go to Huai, and their relationship has not yet reached the point where they can sit black.

"Play games in the afternoon, then go to dinner together, and you can play the night ball at night." Jing Huan looked at him with hope, "How, brother?"

To Huaizhi: "..."

Turned to Huai's: "The number of boxes, I went to the boot."

"On the 3rd, I will accompany you, say I will ask you to go to the plane." Jing Huan busy to keep up.

He took two steps and suddenly sniffed to sniff around Huai: "Brother, you smell so sweet."

To Huaizhi: "I have ice cream."

"No wonder," Jing Huan looked at his sleeve, and it was stained with some chocolate. He smiled. "It's quite good."

Did not turn back to Huai, gently "hmm".

The clothes are still not lost, and the wash should still be worn, he thought.

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