Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Jing Huan came home, poured a cup of hot water to eat the medicine, then climbed into the bed with his hand and covered the quilt to the shoulder.

After adjusting the comfortable posture and looking up, I found that the game interface was motionless.

The two of them stopped near Qingxuantai and stood quietly in tandem.

Jing Huan left behind and turned two turns around him.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Brother?

No one answered.

Maybe there is something going to be busy, Jing Huan didn't care, flipped over and played with his mobile phone.

When Huai returned to the dormitory, Lu Hang was sitting on the bed looking for something.

"Where are you going in the big night?" Hearing the sound, Lu Hang looked back at him with a stern look.

I’m too lazy to make excuses, and I’ll use it before I start: “Run at night.”

Lu Hang is even more aggressive: "At 10:30, do you wear a thick coat to go to the night?"

"No?"

Lu Hang wrinkled his face and said, "Yes."

You just want to fly at night.

He found the wallet and stuffed it into his pocket: "Toward, I live next door tonight, I have an appointment with them to play cards all night, don't miss me too much."

Nod to Huai: "It is best to play for a week."

"How can I give up on you," Lu Hang opened the door and walked out halfway. Not forgetting to leave a sentence, "When I win, I will ask you to eat tomorrow."

Putting on the headphones to Huai Zhigang, I didn’t understand what he was saying: “The door is closed.”

When I saw that the people in the team had left the follow-up, they stood by themselves.

He opened the chat channel, which had a record of the other party calling his brother, ten minutes ago.

Jing Huan was awakened by the sound of the mobile phone landing.

He blinked stunnedly, his eyes were awkward, and his eyes were faintly red because of his sleepiness. The light on his head was strong, and he couldn't help but squint, and it took a while to wake up.

Jing Huan turned over and dropped his hand. After touching it for a few moments, he touched the mobile phone that fell on the ground. The first reaction after getting it was to watch the time.

4:23.

No.

Did he sleep until the afternoon? ?

He squinted and rubbed his eyes, which unlocked the phone to see the news.

To: Temporarily went to the supermarket, just returned.

The sending time is 10:30 yesterday.

Xiaojing: Brother, I fell asleep last night qaq afternoon...

The top of the chat box quickly appeared "in the middle of input", Jing Huan did not move, quietly wait for a reply.

To: Afternoon?

To: It is 4:30 in the morning.

Jing Huan stunned, and opened the curtains around me to see... really.

Xiaojing: I got it wrong t▽t! !

Xiaojing yeah: ...but my brother, it’s four o'clock in the middle of the night, why haven’t you slept yet?

I don’t understand why I am insomnia.

But if he can't sleep, he won't force himself to fall asleep. If he doesn't have classes tomorrow, he will simply take the computer to bed and open a movie.

Just saw the second part, the phone screen lit up.

To: In the movie, how do you wake up.

Xiaojing: The phone is on the ground, scared...

Filled the scene with Huai's brain, and the tight corner of the mouth finally loosened.

The temperature dropped sharply in the past few days, and it began to rain in the middle of the night. I have never turned on the light to sleep in Huai, and the computer and mobile phone are the only light in this room.

To: Well, keep going to sleep.

Xiaojing: Good, my brother is sleeping early, good night.

It was the second good night tonight.

I made a "Hm" word to Huai, and I remembered what Jing Huan said tonight.

For a long while, he lowered his eyes and deleted the word "嗯".

To: Good night.

To: Put the phone on, see you tomorrow.

This should be... enough enthusiasm.

To Huaizhi did not deliberately change the attitude of who, some of them are not sure, the fingers dangling on the expression pack.

Xiaojing: (*°▽°*)? ?

Xiaojing: Good, hey.

To: Yes.

Jing Huan looked at the word "Hm" and some doubted that he was dreaming.

Does the heart want to know what it means?

In the past, he was not allowed to send his own expressions!

It may be that the mobile phone crashed into the ground too much, or it may be that the rain outside was a bit noisy, and Jing Huan suddenly felt that he could not sleep.

So he turned over, the computer in front of the pillow was still open, and the heart longed to bring him into the Penglai Wonderland. The two stood on the bridge at the top of the map, obviously a very remote place, but surrounded by people. .

Seeing that Mo asked to return to their side, Jing Huan subconsciously opened the gang WeChat group.

Sure enough, I saw my name without turning a few pages.

Mo asked to return: [screenshot] These two people have already had a relationship with the team in Penglai Wonderland!

The original Zhizhizhi peach: ... In the future, if the helper can not help but want to kill the return period, please do not implicate our team, others are innocent, kill him one.

Mo asked to return: How come, Qiufengtang master so easygoing, will not look at the group to God, Xiaotianjing will not blame me [shy]

Autumn Maple: That can't be said [Chopper]

The words are not spoken: they are so biased in the position, how do you know that they are hanging up here?

Mo asked to return: Brush the forum to see, just a screenshot can let those people talk to more than two hundred floors, to the gods.

............

Jing Huan has been accustomed to the arrangement, and there is no fluctuation in his heart, and he opened the forum.

Mo asked that the return date was correct. The landlord of the building did only send a picture and mosaic the characters.

He slid the mouse and climbed the stairs quickly.

11l: What is strange about this, a group of husband and wife in Penglai, our district, hang up in Penglai, and the dog food is full.

12l: The key is that these two people are not husbands and wives.

33l: Do you have a good post, occupy forum resources? Isn’t Xiaotian’s fascination not a well-known thing?

38l: ...but the captain is eager for the heart. How do you think that the heart is longing to bring Xiaotianjing into Penglai Wonderland?

47l: Back to 38, who knows how the little sweets are stalking under the hood... It is estimated that the heart is also annoying by her.

Jing Huan saw the post off.

Although he has been hypnotizing himself before, he said that the id of Xiao Tianjing is not the same person as him, but it is obviously not successful. At least he will be angry when he sees such a post.

To the extent that you can't sleep.

After a few seconds, he opened the game interface and pressed "Leave the team" out of the air.

Tomorrow, it is said that it is dropped.

Thinking of an excuse, he controlled the little fox to go to the exit of Penglai Wonderland.

[Friend] Heart longing for:?

[Friend] Xiaotianjing:............

So why are your old people still not sleeping, or even staring at the game interface? ? ?

[Friend] My heart is longing: Isn't it going to sleep?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ...the rain outside is too noisy, can't sleep.

[Friend] My heart is longing for: What are you going to do?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I don't know, go shopping.

[Friends] Longing for the heart: After twelve o'clock, do you do today's daily life?

Daily routine, what do you do in addition to everyday!

Bored man!

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I don't want to do it. In addition to fighting, I just do it everyday. I don't want to see the martial art master qaq.

[Friends] Longing for the heart: Who do you want to see?

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I want to see my brother (*^▽^*)

When the words just came out, I saw the black robe man on the bridge move.

[The heart is eager to invite you to join the team. whether. 】

"..."

grass.

Laozi is just a guest, not really want to see you! !

Xiao Tianjing escaped for two minutes and was caught in the team.

Jing Huan really wants to take a screenshot of the pop-up window to see the group of sprays.

Is it yours to invite me to God every day! ! !

I didn't want to hang up with him! !

Because there was no sound for a long time, the voice to Huai was a little dumb: "Don't sleep?"

"Well, I really can't sleep." Jing Huan said, "Is my brother not watching a movie?"

"It has already been closed." Huaizhi did not return to the bridge, but took him to the exit.

Jing Huan asked: "Where are we going?"

"Do the task."

"..." So you just didn't listen to my refusal at all.

Forget it, Jing Huan is holding his chin and thinking, there is really nothing to do in the middle of the night.

The heart longed for him to return to the main city, and went all the way to the transmitter.

Jing Huan just prepared to open the movie to pass the time, and the scene of the game suddenly changed. They went to a special scene.

The planning of Jiu Xia is still intentional. Each special event will add an activity scene. The marriage tree where they are located is one of them. In the npc under the marriage tree, you can receive the task of “there are lovers in the world”.

Jing Huan has not responded, and the task jumped out first.

[Marriage Fairy: I heard that 筎墨 (落花谷12,111) has always loved the scholar (the main city bookstore 12, 22), please help her send a bunch of peaches to the scholar. 】

The heart longed to take him to the grocery store to buy peach blossoms, and Jing Huan couldn’t help but scream: "Brother..."

"Ok."

"Do you know what this activity is?"

"There are lovers in the world."

"..." Jing Huan felt that he might have misunderstood and euphemistically said, "This activity experience reward is very low."

"I know." To Huai's lips, "You don't want to do?"

Jing Huan blinks, he does... I don’t want to do it.

The process is so cumbersome, who will want to do the rewards that are terrible? It’s a waste of time!

"Think." His eyes turned and he smiled. "I want to do it with my brother."

Rolling over the knot of Huai's throat, no longer talking, took him to find a scholar.

[Students: You are a girl, please send this letter to her. 】

[筎墨: Ah, this is indeed his personal (blushing). Was my wish to be heard by the marriage fairy? Thank you, please tell him, I have received it. 】

[Students: Hard two young men, I only bought a donkey in Long Street, I feel very suitable for the girl, please send the two on my behalf. 】

[筎墨: So beautiful nephew! I have already read his letter. This is a reply. I am bothered to send a letter to the two, and then send me a peach to the scholar. 】

Jing Huan: "..."

Jing Huan: "?"

Call us to send flowers, but give us peach money? ?

Also, is Laozi a pigeon? What are you doing with your legs? ?

What is this tattered activity? ?

Jinghuan was unable to vomit, and the two men ran back and forth a few times, finally reaching the final confession.

[筎墨: This is my hair, please send the man and the letter to the scholar in the hands of the scholar. 】

Jinghuan sighed and thought that this stupid task was finally over.

[School: (surprise), what? Is the girl like this to me? 】

? ? ?

Otherwise, what flowers do you send to you? What letter to you? ?

Jing Huan was so funny, and he really laughed out: "I am also thinking about my brother."

The words of Huaizhi heard a meal, and the impatientness accumulated when doing this tedious task gradually disappeared.

[Student: What can I do? I don’t have any thoughts about the girl. 】

Jing Huan was full of question marks.

You have no thoughts about people, what letter do you return? What kind of dice to send?

[Student: This is the case... The appearance of the girl is very similar to that of my deceased wife, so she is a little more special in my heart than the ordinary people. I really didn’t expect to make such an oolong... This is what she gave My peach blossoms and letters, please help me send them back, her mind I can't accept. 】

"..."

Got it.

There are lover activities to play a bee ending.

It is worthy of nine men.

After the task was completed, Jing Huan looked at the experience value. They ran back and forth for nearly ten minutes before they got thousands of points of experience.

This fucking... is also a waste of time.

After the completion of the mission, Jing Huan tried to open the mouth: "Brother, the experience of this activity is very small."

“Well,” looked at Huai’s eye, “but the intimacy rose very quickly.”

They did a ring of tasks and they increased their intimacy by 20 points.

"What's the use," Jing Huan said with a casual tone. "You don't marry me. We can only brush up to 9999 when we are intimate."

The action of manipulating the mouse to Huai is stopped.

He lifted his eyelids and stared at the tail behind the little fox fairy. After half a mile, he asked, "When do you want to end?"

"You and Lulu are also 9999, even if it is brushed, I am no different from him in my brother... eh?"

Jing Huan’s eyes wide open, and it is suspected that the rain outside has affected his hearing.

He slowly took the earphone cord and pulled the microphone on his earphone to his mouth. He asked indefinitely: "What did you just say..."

Suddenly think of Huaizhi's smell on Jinghuan.

Wrapped in the wind and passed into his senses, it is a touch of shampoo.

"I said, when do you want to get married?"