Gun-ota ga Mahou Sekai ni Tensei Shitara

Today, my wives and maid are out for business. At my command, Meiya is shut in the workshop and is manufacturing weapons.

“It’s a chance.”

I have a fearless smile on this one of a thousand times occasion. Let us complete the sacred treasure that has been delayed for a long time without missing this opportunity.

While laughing, I gathered all the girls of the New Pure Maiden Knights in a large room.

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Kokori Street is one of the transit points made to carry the merchandise that entered from the port to the interior of the beast-man continent. Therefore, a wide variety of goods are carried.

Monsters’ parts that are likely to be substitutes for rubber, plants that are as soft as toilet paper, and other items that can be used flow in and go out.

Currently, there are only three wash toilets at the headquarters of the New Pure Maiden Knights. One in the private room used by Snow, Chris, Liz, and me. Another in Meiya’s private room and the last in the Airship.

The knight’s members have never used it.

The improvement of the wash toilet has been done soberly when I found time. The current performance is as follows.

“Shower function”

“Shower strength function.”

“Hot water function.”

“Manual operation of nozzle position.”

“Function to warm the toilet seat.”

“A function that blows hot air to dry the buttocks after using hot water.”

“Deodorizing function”

That’s it.

“Shower strength function” is newly added. Until now, two magic stones, one of fire the other of water were lined up, and while touching them, the momentum of hot water coming out of the nozzle was manipulated.

Beginners have too much momentum, and the nozzle must be positioned by the user by operating a handle. Therefore, it could be terrible. As a result, some persons reject the miraculous wash toilet, which can be called an out-of-place in this different world.

How unfortunate it is that you can’t enjoy this great miracle!

In order not to produce such an unlucky lone, this time we added a function to adjust the momentum of the water flow coming out of the nozzle.

Three large, medium and small water magic stones are available to control the water flow, by changing the size of the magic stone. Three water streams are created. Small is weak. Medium is medium. And Large is the maximum.

This makes it possible to easily control the momentum of the water stream simply by holding your hand over it. But there are still problems. Small magic stones have a small magic capacity, and if used frequently, the magic power will be exhausted immediately.

For those who have used wash toilets that do not have “shower function strength” until now, it is no longer possible to create their own taste and familiar momentum.

In other words, it’s the difference between automatic and manual. There is still room for improvement.

And so far, the two biggest problems are: “automatic nozzle position” and “play music playing function”.

Regarding the “music playing function”, in Kokori, where goods are gathered, maybe I can find a “substitute”? I have a faint expectation in my heart. Normally, I should make my own records, CDs, music boxes, etc… But I don’t know how to make them. I regret that I have biased my interests too much.

However, there is a prospect for “automatic nozzle position”.

After all, what we need is the accumulation of information and the quantification of the greatest common divisor. In other words, you can know where to move the nozzle by mobilizing the number of people.

Until now, only in ourselves could obtain on-the-job data at most, but now there are 30 girls. There is no way not to ask for cooperation!

Then, the members of the New Pure Maiden Knights are gathered in a large room. Everyone, regardless of guards, waiting, or in holiday members.

The desks and chairs in the room are tidied up in the corner, so they are waiting in three rows.

I stand in front of it and speak out.

“Troops! Assemble!”

“Sir Yes Sir!”

The girls line up and stand firm as they get used to it. I give the command and they change to ‘at ease’ posture. Immediately I tell the girls what this is all about.

“The reason I call you all is that we want you to participate in a secret operation. That secret operation is the development of a sacred treasure called wash toilet.”

The girls change their expressions to the words “wash toilet”. The expression of “what is it?”

I can’t help it, so I’ll tell them how wonderful the wash toilet is. Upon hearing the story, the girls further change their facial expressions. They look like they are seeing a madman.

You don’t have to be surprised to wash your ass with magic stones so much.

When I ask them to tell me the position of the buttocks and other parts to make the nozzle automatic, they start to stir.

I waited until the noise stops. When they calmed down, I began to talk.

“I know you’re wondering. I know there’s resistance. But! This is absolutely necessary to complete the sacred treasure. You will certainly be ashamed for a while! In some cases, it may not be for a while. But it’s a precious sacrifice! For the world! Give out that young body for the people! Now is the spirit of 100 million fireballs! “

Even if I received my speech, everyone did not lose their upset attitude.

Do I need to be a little pushy here? This is to complete the wash toilet. I will swallow tears and become a demon!

I’m sure they will experience the finished washroom and see how valuable the data they have submitted.

Rather, they may be moved and express the joy that they were able to participate in this feat using their whole bodies.

I called them by name in turn, and made them use the wash toilet, and tried to specify the location…

“What on earth are you doing, Lute san?”

“Liz! Everyone!? Why are you here! It’s not time to come back yet!?”

There were Snow, Chris, Liz, and Shia, who were away from headquarters for business.

Stupid! There must have been plenty of time before they came back!

“What were you doing, Lute san?”

Liz asked again with a cold voice.

(But I have to lie somehow!)

However, before acting, she took the initiative.

“Shia.”

“Huh! Milia, go ahead! Explain what happened!”

“Yes, sir!”

One of the escort maid apprentices under the direct control of Shia, Milia, from the fairy race, goes forward and explains.

My plan to complete the wash toilet was unveiled to my brides. The brides each showed their reaction.

“Lute-kun puts a lot of effort into a really strange place,” Snow said in a frightened tone.

[You’re trying to sacrifice my cute subordinates for such a Demon King weapon! I won’t forgive even my older brother.] Chris pouted cutely and got angry.

“Absolutely … I finished my errands much earlier than planned, so when I went back, I was trying to ask the girls about that. Lute san is a little lacking in delicacy,” Liz sighed.

“But! It’s absolutely necessary to complete the sacred treasure called wash toilet! The sacrifice is never wasted! With the completion of the wash toilet, everyone can become one with the wash toilet! An entity that will make a name for itself in history, heals people, and will shine forever, to advance to a rank equal to God! Is there such an honor in the world! No! “

“Shia, I’ll take Lute san to our private room and talk to him.”

“Huh! Milia! Salama! Take the young master to our room!”

The nominated escort maid apprentices grabbed my arms from both sides and dragged me.

“Wait! Wait! Experience it! You can understand the beauty of the wash toilet! You only must do it once! Just a little bit!”

My desperate appeal became a Doppler effect and echoed in the hallway.

-After that, I received a terrible sermon from Chris & Liz in my room.

The nozzle position of the wash toilet will be submitted only by those who wish.

Thanks to that, I couldn’t get enough data. It seems that the prospect of completion is still far away.

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