The truth is, the truth is that the truth is not true.

"Even the scammers can't stand the cold violence, hahaha!" Su Yang couldn't help laughing, laughing so hard that he fell backwards.

Fun.

Keep making fun.

Next, netizens provided some fraudulent phone numbers.

"The number you dialed is powered off."

"The number you dialed is powered off."

...

Su Yang dialed several numbers in succession, all of which were empty.

"Beep... Beep..."

Finally, one number got through.

Su Yang waited for the phone to ring three times and hung up.

Then, he quietly waited for the scammer to call back.

Soon, forty or fifty seconds later... "Beep, beep!" The scammer's phone called.

Netizens quieted down again, and there was another good show to watch.

After Su Yang answered the phone, he yawned deliberately, and said in a lazy voice, "Hello? Who is this?" He pretended to have just woken up and spoke unclearly.

"Hello, Mr. Li, I am from the Shenzhen Municipal Court. Our court has a subpoena for you. Please accept it." A man on the other end of the phone said seriously.

"What boat ticket? I don't take the boat. I get seasick." Su Yang replied dazedly.

"It's not a boat ticket, it's a court subpoena. You are suspected of purchasing and transporting prohibited items. The bank card under your name has been frozen. Did you hear it clearly?" The man raised his voice and said word by word.

"Microwave thawing." Su Yang spoke vaguely, as if he was still asleep.

"What?" The man didn't hear clearly what Su Yang said.

Or rather, he heard it clearly, but he just didn't believe his ears.

Microwave thawing, what is this?

"Hahahaha!" In a company office, a man in his thirties who looked like a manager laughed out loud.

Realizing that he laughed too loudly, the man looked up and looked out the window. Through the blinds, the employees outside were busy and did not hear the laughter. The man continued to watch the live broadcast.

"Sir, you are still asleep, right? This matter is very serious for you. Please listen carefully!" The man said in a serious tone.

"Yeah." Su Yang responded.

"The police seized a batch of dangerous goods yesterday, which were transported by logistics. One of the packages contained personal information..."

"Snoring... snore..." Su Yang deliberately made a snoring sound.

"Excuse me, have you bought any unknown items or contraband online recently, sir?" the man continued to ask.

"Snoring... snore..."

"Sir? Sir? Are you still listening?" The man raised his voice.

"Yeah... ah? Listening, listening..." Su Yang pretended to have just woken up.

"Were you snoring just now? Can you repeat what I said just now?" the man asked.

"Well... thawing in the microwave is quite useful, it only takes one minute." Su Yang said.

"Sir! Wake up! Please listen to me carefully, okay?!" The man felt that he was about to collapse.

"Oh, oh, I'm listening, I'm listening..."

"The police are going to arrest you now, do you know what to do?" The man tried to use intimidation to get Su Yang to "take the bait."

"I can do a backflip and move." Su Yang muttered.

"Puff!"

In the library, a girl wearing headphones was watching Su Yang's live broadcast. When she heard this, she couldn't help laughing.

Feeling the strange eyes of the people around her, the little girl quickly lowered her head and tried to hold back her laughter.

"Haha!" She still couldn't help but laughed out loud again.

"Sir, are you kidding me?"

Su Yang answered him with his snoring, "Snoring...Snoring..."

"Haha!"

"Laughing and crying!"

"Fuck, this is so funny!"

...

In the live broadcast room, the barrage exploded again, and netizens were all amused and laughed.

"Hello? Hello?" the man shouted loudly.

"Yeah."

"Are you shit?" The man finally couldn't help it and burst into a swear word.

"Whatever, whatever." Su Yang said indifferently.

"What's your bank card password?"

"All right, all right, whatever you say."

"You can't sleep anymore, right? It's the end of the world, brother, your house is on fire!"

"Snoring...Snoring..."

"That's awesome..." The man completely collapsed and hung up the phone.

"Hahaha!" Su Yang laughed out loud. He had been trying hard to hold back his laughter just now, and almost got internal injuries.

"Boom——"

The live broadcast room was boiling.

"Hahaha!"

"I laughed so hard! My stomach hurts from laughing! [Covering my face]"

"'Boat ticket', 'microwave action', 'microwave thawing', 'backflipping', 'are you a shit', 'you can't sleep, right'... Host, you are really a 'king of golden sentences'! [laughing and crying]"

"There is another poor person who got beaten on the other end of the phone. [laughing and crying]"

"I was defrauded of 60,000 yuan by a telecom scam in early July. I hope I can get it back! [tears] [tears] [Tears] "" After turning around, I laughed at me! "" Liar: My mentality collapsed! " Anchor, do you want to laugh at me, can you inherit my flowers? "" Don't say, I really learned a trick today. If the bank card is frozen, I will thaw with a microwave oven! Ingredients! [Cover your face] "I feel, this liar should be a summer vacation. Yuan RMB, in order to prevent you from being deceived, please go to the local police station to make a record from 3:00 pm to 4: 00 on May 14, 2024. Thank you for your cooperation and wish you a happy life! Can I use me for two days? [Cover your mouth] -Di you, you are afraid of a wool? Er Ya gave the anchor through cloud arrows × 1! "... Many netizens have brushed gifts. In the live broadcast room, there is a joy.

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