Harry Potter and the Attack of the Squibs
Chapter 18 The old cat takes a bath
Thinking of this, Lu Ke suddenly felt full of guilt.
It's just too much like a Minotaur story.
Lu Ke threw aside his random thoughts and used small dried fish to lure Mrs. Norris towards the boys' public bathroom in Slytherin.
Lu Ke didn't forget to lock the keys in Filch's office before leaving. Filch put the key on the table before leaving.
Lu Ke had already figured out the location of the bathroom inside Hogwarts in advance. After all, taking a bath can increase your charm by two points. Lu Ke had been looking forward to this for a long time.
With the dried fish in hand, Lu Ke seduced Mrs. Loris without any problems and easily brought it into the bathroom.
There is no one here now. It seems that the boys at Hogwarts are not used to taking a bath at this time.
But apparently, like all cats, Mrs. Norris doesn't like water.
Lu Ke took a moment to trick the old cat into the bath, and then a pool of turbid gray began to spread with Mrs. Norris as the center.
Generally speaking, animals that are not hygienic will get sick, but Hogwarts, or the wizarding world, is a little different. According to what Lu Ke saw, Mrs. Norris had no bugs, no grease, only dust.
Maybe this is why it can tolerate not taking a bath. You know, cats love to be clean very much.
When Mrs. Loris finished washing, what was left behind was a pool of muddy water. Lu Ke quickly pressed the button to change the water.
But it was all worth it. Now Mrs. Norris is a fluffy striped cat that looks like a ball of fur and is very cute.
Second only to Pallas.
Lu Ke didn't know why, so he added this sentence in his heart.
Then Lu Ke took a bath himself, and finally took Mrs. Norris back to Filch's office.
Not long after, Filch came back.
He looked uneasy, but much better after seeing Mrs. Norris.
Then Filch was stunned.
"Where did you take Mrs. Norris?"
Filch stared at Lu Ke with a cannibalistic expression on his face.
Lu Ke looked confused: "It's right here!"
It took some time for Filch to accept the fact that this adorable furball was his Lady Norris.
Then Mrs. Norris went out on patrol with Filch.
Facts have proved that Mrs. Norris actually prefers Filch.
In this way, Lu Ke was liberated, and Filch kindly asked him to go back to do his homework.
Lu Ke said goodbye and returned to the Slytherin common room.
There are many students here now. The senior students are beginning to work hard on their studies, and there are also people in the lower grades who like to study.
Just like Johanna.
She is also doing homework on History of Magic.
As the beginning of the history of magic, it is the distant ancient Greek era. Although it should have been about the origin of basilisks, powerful ancient wizards, etc., unfortunately, Professor Binns mainly talked about something esoteric and difficult to understand. The glorious era that the wizard led people to create, etc., have to remember a lot of ancient Greek names, which makes the young wizards miserable.
Lu Ke didn't think there was any problem at all. After all, he had known names like Socrates, Plato, and Aristotle for a long time. Now it felt fresh to hear that they were powerful wizards.
"About the two sides of the ancient wizard alliance, the impact of the final outcome of the war between Athens and Sparta on the magical world..."
Johanna sighed helplessly, raised her head and looked at Lu Ke beside her: "What do you think about this?"
Lu Ke smiled: "This kind of thing depends on the distance. If it is close, it directly led to the rise of Alexander the Great. If it is far... it should be said that it has no impact. The decline of Greek wizards is inevitable, the rise of Roman wizards, and the Gris wizards. The emergence of it is also inevitable.”
Johanna was confused. He couldn't understand what Lu Ke was talking about.
"Explain the nearest one."
Lu Ke himself wrote the far one, so he didn't care about telling Johanna how to write the near one.
"War will consume the strength of both sides, especially such an evenly matched all-out war, which will last for a long time, and it will be difficult for the victor to supplement the spoils. The reason why Alexander the Great conquered Greece was that the barbaric Sparta defeated the civilized Athens. Of course, in fact, Sparta was defeated at that time. Bata is a self-controlled civilization, while Athens is in chaos."
While Lu Ke was talking, Johanna was writing. She first made a draft on parchment, and then began to organize the language.
"In other words, the war provided Alexander the Great with favorable conditions and excuses...Are these two things really important? I remember that Alexander the Great was the most powerful wizard at that time, and his teacher was the famous Aristotle , there is no wizard in the whole world who is his opponent..."
Lu Ke smiled and shook his head: "The most important feature of history is that the collective is more important than the individual. You must understand this to understand what happened in history, such as the sudden death of Alexander the Great and the empire's collapse."
Johanna was stunned: "Alexander the Great is dead?"
She shook her head. There was something wrong with this sentence. Of course Alexander the Great would die, and wizards would only live longer.
"His empire collapsed?"
Lu Ke nodded: "Yes, it completely collapsed and was torn apart. His Muggle generals fought with each other for a long time."
Johanna looked shocked.
And a little wizard not far away from the two people had already begun to sigh: "What a pity..."
Little wizards will always like this kind of story about a powerful wizard conquering the world, especially Slytherin. It is difficult to accept the final ending.
Lu Ke smiled: "This is why Hogwarts has four colleges."
"Even a powerful and pure Slytherin like Slytherin still needs three partners. Alexander the Great only had himself as a wizard and had no companions around him. This was the reason for his failure."
Although there were some young wizards who felt that Lu Ke was wrong, they had no interest in or understanding of the history of magic, so no one refuted it.
Johanna did not hesitate to complete her thesis according to Lu Ke's instructions.
Then she took what Lu Ke was writing and read it.
"What did you write yourself?"
But Johanna did not see a paper on the history of magic, but a paper on "Controlled Experimental Design between Wizards and Muggles."
"The criterion that distinguishes wizards from Muggles is whether they can cast spells. Therefore, the purpose of this experiment is to discover the root cause of wizards casting spells..."
Johanna couldn't understand this at all: "What is this?"
Lu Ke smiled: "Professor McGonagall's homework."
Johanna began to recall: "Professor McGonagall...the professor of Transfiguration?"
Then she looked sympathetic.
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