Heretic Apothecary Genius
Chapter 2: Are you stupid?
"You wouldn't be really broken by Gao Fei on a bench, even people are stupid, are you staring at me for doing something?" At this moment, the person who rushed in suddenly opened his mouth to speak, he said heavily The voice of the men.
Just a moment, Ren Jie also found that the person in front of him turned into a fat man less than one meter seven, and the horizontal was also close to one meter and very close to a circle.
Ren Jie shook his head hard, rubbing his eyes again, staring at the person in front of him with wide eyes.
Just dazzled yourself? It's still the illusion just after watching the primitive human reproduction art film, but no matter how illusion it is, it is impossible to think of such a round fat man as that kind of beautiful, graceful and naked beauty.
"Boss, you... don't scare me, let me show you your injury first, do you remember who I am?" The fat man was so uncomfortable that Ren Jie's eyes were extremely uncomfortable. The feeling of turning around and running away, but in the end it was still courageous to walk forward.
At this moment, a hula rushed in and rushed in again with more than a dozen people, each with a complimented smile on his face, and he was relieved to see Ren Jie woke up.
Remember who you are? Ren Jie was actually digesting the original information in his mind at this moment. The original information was the first time he opened his eyes. But at that time, it was like tens of thousands of people had to pass through a crowded doorway where only one person could pass, and a little more headache. But at this moment, it is completely different. Although the information is huge and large, Ren Jie feels like opening the floodgate, and all the information is as fast as entering his mind.
Ren Jie immediately thought that the biggest change before and after this was that he was in the video for nearly a quarter of an hour, and he felt some of the artistic conceptions of the five saints when they were talking about the Tao. Is it related to this?
These temporary Ren Jie just flashed in his mind, and then he had begun to pay attention to other information. Right in front of me, I asked myself if I knew his fat man was originally called Gao Ren. They just said Gao Ren instead of the tall man he thought about.
This fat man met Ren Jie in the casino before he entered the Jade Emperor College a year ago, because he rarely won a lot of money, and then in a few things, Gao Ren also helped Ren Zhuo’s outstanding advice and suggestions. Proficient in everything. According to Gao Ren, his family's ancestors had also been wealthy, but later the family fell into disappointment, and he was left alone in the city.
Ren Jie was about to be sent to Jade Emperor College at that time, and he brought Gao Ren in. Jade Emperor College was known as the highest level and most luxurious college of the Ming Jade Dynasty. He also had another name called Duan College. Because from the princes, princes and grandchildren to the heirs of the great families, to the governors everywhere, the rich family sent their children in. It is really not easy for ordinary people to come in. The horrible expenses are not affordable for ordinary people, but Ren Jie is not difficult to bring someone in.
"This... how much is this?" At this moment, when Ren Jie, who saw the stunned **** there, was still silent, the white fat and white fat Gao Ren walked in front of Ren Jie, and each one erected Forefinger, carefully asked.
Fuck, really when I was beaten an idiot.
what! No, if really speaking, the original Ren Jie was not as simple as being an idiot, but was already killed and killed. At this time, Ren Jie's mind immediately appeared in the previous situation. Fang Qi, one of the three beautiful women in the college that the idiot has been chasing, came to tell him that in fact she likes Ren Jie, but she was Gao Fei. She had been entangled, so she thought of a way to let the protagonist go to Gao Fei and say that she was his own.
It's a **** fucking dude. At that time, the look of Gao Fei and the words that shouted, it was obviously that Fang Qi had said something in front of him before, and the result was that the guy sitting was harder than stone. The iron wooden bench hit his head a few times, and was later rescued, but he also died.
"Three." The information flashed in my mind instantly, seeing Gao Ren's white and chubby two fingers, and a pair of real idiots, Ren Jie replied casually.
"It's over, it's over, Jie Shao is really stupid."
"This time is terrible, what to do!"
"It's a big deal, the house owner was stupid, this... what can I do!"
...
A group of entourages around them looked at each other, and each looked uglier than the other.
"Three, you are optimistic. I mean one plus one equals several?" Gao Ren was also startled. He said he wouldn't be really stupid.
"Four, five, six, seven, and eight are all equal to zero or one, even if it is equal to ten thousand. No problem." Looking at Gao Ren, who was very close at the moment, Ren Jie casually Answered. If modern people know that this thing is like a brain teaser, once this answer is a joke, at least not in a math problem. Ren Jie also just feels that Gao Ren is really white and fat. He looks absolutely right, and his face is somewhat similar. The more he looks at Ren Jie, the more he feels that he was right, and that is not what he sees with his eyes. It was discovered by Divine Consciousness within a moment of recovering Divine Consciousness within the Sea of Knowledge.
It's just that no matter how I look at this moment, I can't see the problem, and this white fat white fat Gao Ren also raised his finger and asked him how many plus one plus one is, so Ren Jie joked directly.
"It's miserable, really stupid, this is not a good thing. Although Ren Jie is a little bit dumb, he is finally mixed. If he is stupid, would he have to wander the streets again..." Gao Ren thought, busy stepping forward Tao: "Let me check to see if I can find a way to give you some medicine..."
Ren Jie knew that he had nothing but a big bag on his head. As for the original Ren Jie, he was already dead. And I know from memory that Gao Ren is still a pharmacist, and other skills will be somewhat mysterious. Ren Jie is really afraid of being discovered by him.
"It's okay, just a joke with you, a drop of water plus a drop of water is not equal to a drop of water." Although the memory was completely received, after all, there are scruples in my heart, especially the magical scene I saw before, now this Gao Ren In front of himself, he couldn't see any other problems. Ren Jie felt more careful not to let him check it.
"Hmm..." Gao Ren was there for a moment, joking, a drop of water plus a drop of water, indeed a drop of water.
The people around were also stunned, thinking about Ren Jie one by one. This kind of words that are very common in modern times, in fact, if you have not heard it for the first time, you will always feel something contained, just like in the Buddhist scriptures. Zen is average.
"Then why do you say three?"
"A man plus a woman is not equal to three." Ren Jie said casually, did not want to be surrounded by so many people, waved his hand: "Okay, go out."
"A man plus a woman, how can it equal three?"
"Fool, this thing is to be made."
"Oh, surely it is Shao Shao, great."
...
Those people didn't understand it at first, but there was a first thought that everyone else's eyes shined. Now they really believe that Jie is fine, because they have understood Ren Jie's words as some kind of yellow joke, so they all seem so abnormal when they laugh.
Gao Renlen shrugged for a moment, then shrugged his shoulders, and said that this guy really shouldn't die. He had just been beaten up so soon, and he woke up and said that.
"I have already said, that Fang Qi is not good to make you believe it. This time the thing is definitely the ghost of the woman. This time we must not count them like this. Wait for me to prepare a super laxative, huh! "Everyone else went out. Gao Ren saw that Ren Jie was okay. Just now that Ren Jie said that one man and one woman equals three. In his opinion, he started to develop towards pornography, so he immediately began to shift the topic.
"Well, that woman is indeed not a good bird, and the viper heart described her as the most appropriate." Thinking of the previous memory, Ren Jie nodded in agreement.
"You're right, the viper's heart... Ah..." Gao Ren nodded as soon as he heard it, but next time he looked at Ren Jie in horror than when he discovered that Ren Jie might be an idiot, he couldn't believe it. .
Oh my god, is this still a nympho?
Before he said that Fang Qi had a bad word, he had been arguing with himself for a long time. If he changed to someone else, he could directly fight with people for a long time.
This guy has been entangled in giving up for nearly a year, because Fang Qi has made a lot of jokes in the middle, what is happening today?
"What are you doing so close? You are not a beauty. I am not interested in fat people or men. If you want to be close to me, you have to be a woman first..." Gao Ren couldn't believe it and was shocked. Couldn't help but want to see clearly from a close distance, and also wanted to be clear that he had made a mistake, and the result was very close. Ren Jie couldn't help but think of the scene I saw just now. Although it was difficult to connect the white fat and white fat man who was nearly one meter horizontal to the beautiful woman I saw just now, Ren Jie couldn't help but joke. Talking.
"Ah... what a girl, you want a girl... want to be crazy..." Gao Ren was startled, and took two steps back suddenly, glaring at Ren Jie.
Damn, Ren Jie looked at Gao Ren's eyes, how can he feel that this is not like a man's performance?
Unconsciously, the atmosphere is a bit...
"Qi's head of the family, today is the day when the elders of the family discuss the matter. Seeing that the head of the family has not returned to the villain, please ask the head of the family to return immediately." At this moment, a loud voice from the guard came suddenly outside the door, but it eased the current This particularly embarrassing atmosphere.
The head of the family and the elders of the family...
Unexpectedly, this guy turned out to be... the owner of Ren Ming, one of the five major families of the Mingyu Dynasty. !
"Good..." Ren Jie also feels a little embarrassed here. After all, looking at a man or a fat man who looks like a ball always thinks of naked beauties, and no matter how you look at it, you can't see what Gao Ren's meat is fake. , So Ren Jie also happily promised to get out of bed quickly.
Gao Ren looked at Ren Jie who had left, and also felt a little awkward. He always felt that Ren Jie was a little different today.
It could be said that Fang Qi is a viper's heart, and that one plus one is equal to one. Is it because the head was beaten by Gao Fei, or is it nonsense after being stimulated?
The white fat white fat Gao Ren's eyes rolled quickly, and he said maybe he just thought about it more. At least, he would never know...
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