Hey, King!

2021-08-17

Chapter 197 Chapter 197 Inexplicable Drunkard
Halflings know how to survive, and beyond survival Life.

The cake is like this, and the sausage is like this. Halflings have found their place and way of life in a world ruled by elves. Halfling riding dog food sausage smells pungent and fishy, but tastes unexpectedly mellow. Elves would never want to taste it, and riding dogs would never tell the secret.

The secret has one more custodian: Dagon. Dagon believed that he would not be the custodian of secrets other than just one halfling, everyone just knew it. Dagon believes that as long as no food is wasted, then he doesn't need to uncover the halfling's secrets. He just hoped that the halflings had already made plans to deal with the various changes that the elves would discover when these secrets were discovered.

"How's the fisherman's chowder?" With a smug grin on the Young Sect Master's toothless wine bill Boss, Dagon must have complimented the dish—but that's just a compliment. He doesn't really like fisherman's chowder. The contents: fish meat, small shrimp, clams, scallops, some kind of waterweed, and charred pork belly. They look good separately, but together they have a strange taste. .

The taste wasn't unacceptable, it was also very mellow, but too fragrant and rich for Dagon that he didn't know what he was eating. The mixed fragrance can't taste the taste of the food itself, and the taste is also a bit weird, an unnatural beauty. Dagon can only tell himself "it's food" and throw his brain away and process it with his teeth, tongue, esophagus and gastrointestinal tract, and that's all he can do.

While Dagon was "dealing" with the fisherman's chowder, the curtain of the Menglong wine tent was roughly opened, and a emaciated Jiangu clansman walked in. He has an aquiline nose, two eyes one big and one small, and his eyes look a little dazed, as if he hadn't woken up. Unlike other Jiangu clansman who prefer steel helmets, he wears a small cap with melon rind, and the ties on the sides of the ears are tossed around with the motion of his head.

"It's broken, Bud is drinking too much again." The wine tent boss hurriedly dropped the rag in his hand and opened the table to meet him. He opened his arms and said with a smile: "Isn't this my dearest customer Bud? How do you know I'm ready with a roast and a cold beer?"

"en? Go away!" De slapped the Boss crooked, didn't expect his strength was not small. "Why is there a dwarf here? Or a dwarf I haven't seen before?"

Bud sat beside Dagon with a sour smell of alcohol, one hand on his cheek, humming and smiling, Said: "Hey, dwarf, which elf house do you serve? How did you come to this tattered World of Ice and Snow?" did not answer his question. Bard doesn't have a primary beard ring, just a broken beard that will never grow back. That is to say, he was exiled or expelled from Jiangu society and was a criminal.

Dagon, like other Jiangu clansman who may encounter exiles, is snorted first, then continues his previous moves, pretending not to see him.

"Hypocritical dwarf, pretending not to see, who can you deceive?" Bud pushed the wine bill Boss again, and pushed him out of the way. "Don't come and mix, it's a matter of dwarfs and dwarves! You dwarf, which elf's stinky feet are you licking to get this good equipment?" He put his bowl on the table, and after a thud, he turned his head slowly, stared at the dwarf with an impudent smile on his face, and said, "You are drunk, I will give you one more warning and one reminder: be exiled If you see Jiangu clansman, you should detour, otherwise..."

"...Otherwise, you can kill without taking responsibility. I know this too well!" The Bard dwarf shook his arms and said: " Come on, I've been waiting for a Jiangu clansman to kill me. But no one dares! No one dares to offend the Elf Prime Minister, and dare not kill the important dwarf who serves him!"

"Yes Yes, Bud, you're right." The liquor tent Boss squeezed himself between the two dwarves desperately, and while receiving the fist of one dwarf, he said to the other dwarf: "You really can't kill him, he really is The guest of the Elf Prime Minister. He's drunk all day, and his mind is not quite clear. And his beard ring was shaved by himself, not an exile, not a criminal. You don't lower oneself to somebody's level with a drunk."

Dagon shook his head and raised his hand to block the fist that was flying towards the wine tent Boss. Nabad's strength is great, but Dagon is also not an ordinary person, not to mention that he is young and victorious. "I can kill you, it's not difficult. The question is whether you dare to let me kill."

"Hoo, hahaha! It's amazing!" Rub vigorously with one hand. The black mud rustled down, and his skin was flushed red by his rubbing. He patted it hard, took a clear red fingerprint, and took a clear direction of blood vessels. "Come on, cut here, don't hesitate. As long as you're not afraid of one life for another, I'll kill whatever you want."

"You're wrong, I should kill you whatever you want." Dagon stood up and ate Half of the fisherman's chowder and the rest of the meal were pushed in front of Bud, and he said, "I accept what you said about life-for-life. After eating these things, fulfill the responsibility of Jiangu clansman and practice Jiangu clansman's Power, I will kill you."

"I don't need to eat, you will kill me, I don't want to live anyway." Bud laughed arrogantly, then pointed and rushed out The back of the toothless boss of the liquor tent said: "hahaha, he went to call the elf guard, what a good dog! I did this last time, scared my killer away, and I knocked out his front teeth. Wait for you to hold your tail. Run away, I'll knock out his teeth!"

"You want to die, and you want to find a burial, it's not difficult to do. Eat these things and I'll wait for you outside the door If you want me to kill you, eat your belly, otherwise I won't do it."

"Hahaha, I understand. You just want to find a reason to run! One by one, all kinds of reasons , they all say that they can be crowned and grand... In fact, each and everyone is a liar, a coward without the guts!"

"The word grand-sounding is not to be used by disassembly." Dagon stood up. , said: "My name is Dagon · Olison · Neil, I'm waiting for you outside the door, eat early. There is no poison in it, if you suddenly don't want to die or are afraid of death, don't eat it."

"Fisherman's Chowder, are you still selling this deceptive piece of shit? It's unpalatable." Bud grabbed the bowl and placed it in front of him with the same thud, then picked up his hand and started scooping the contents. eat.

Dagon un'ed, get out of the tent and unlock the five-headed dragon cloak and armor. He used the cloak as a furoshiki, put armor on it, and wrapped it up in layers. He took out a bottle of flamethrower and a pack of halfling cakes from his backpack, stuffed it under his beard, and handed it to Starhelm to hide.

The chilly winter winds blew in, sending goose bumps across Dagon's skin. He shivered a bit, then slowed his breathing, closed his eyes, and adjusted his body to adapt to the cold environment.

The guards were not far away, and the boss with the missing front teeth dragged them. When he saw Dagon standing at the door, he immediately creded out in surprise and rushed into the wine tent, then rolled out, clutching his bleeding nose. At this time, Bud hiccupped, opened the curtain, and came out. When he saw Dagon, he was stunned for a moment: "You didn't get out?"

"Have you finished eating?" Dagon asked him sideways. .

"It's over, there's nothing left, let's kill it." Bud showed his neck again, provocatively poking his fingers on the aorta, and said to the two elf guards: "Wait for him to kill him. If you kill me, you can arrest me again. He didn't commit a crime until he killed me."

"Master Bard, the Regent King ordered us to protect you and not allow anyone to harm you. So..." the elf guard said. The fingers are on the belt. Judging from the vague protrusions, there are obviously many hidden weapons hidden there, maybe throwing knives, maybe darts.

"As soon as I raise my hand or reach for a weapon, they will attack." Dagon smiled slightly and said, "I understand. You just said you wanted to die, but you actually knew you couldn't die at all. Elf Will come to your rescue, you're a Master here, the very important kind. You can be rambunctious, you can have no image, you can run amok without a beard, but you can't die."

"Well, well said. You've got a perfect excuse to get out of this, now you're leaving?"

"I can't kill you in the camp, let's go Outside the camp, find a place to sit, and I can kill you." Dagon said: "This is the elf camp, strictly speaking of which, the laws of the elf must be enforced here. I need to find a place where the laws of nature take effect. , do you understand?"

"You're not here to kill me? You dare not? Or can't?"

"Yes, but dare not. I know very well that I can't beat me here All the elf guards, there is no way to get out. You are just an exile, and I will work hard for the happiness of Jiangu clansman, I will not be stupid here. If I want to kill you, I will kill you smartly , that requires you to go outside with me." Dagon pointed to the five-headed dragon cloak and said, "Boss, help me put away these things, I'll come back after killing him."

" God, why are you still talking about this. Just go straight, Bud is drunk, don't lower oneself to somebody's level with him." The toothless Boss pushed Dagon hard, but Dagon let him go Go over, and then support him again when he is about to fall.

"Thank you for your concern," Dagon said, straightening the shop boss's body, "This is a matter of the Jiangu clan, and it is my duty and obligation to do so. If he wants to die, he will die. , this is actually very easy to do. You don't interfere, or when he doesn't want to die, sobers up, and comes back to beat you, it's not good."

Bud snorted, said: " Don't you just go out? You think the elf guards won't follow me out? Whatever, choose which door?"

"The closest one." Dagon finished, and started walking out with his hands behind his back.

"I want to see what you can do." Bud also put his hands behind his back and followed Dagon out. The cold wind blew, and he shivered a bit.

(end of this chapter)