Hidden Assassin

: Jianghai Survival Handbook Author: tired chon

Jianghai, the city with the highest accidental mortality rate in China. To survive in such a city, you absolutely need to know the common sense mentioned below.

1. Children under the age of ten should not spend too much time on sparsely populated streets, especially at night.

Reason: There has been a legend in Jianghai that bad people will take children, brainwash them and train them as killers. (Back to the past in the first quarter)

2. Don't take part in summer camps casually, especially camping in the mountains.

Reason: Bank robbers often like to take refuge in the mountains and forests. If you accidentally become a hostage. (Seventh Summer Camp)

3. Do n’t overflow with love when you meet little beggars on the street, especially when they are mixed-race girls.

Reason: You may offend the US mafia, the Japanese killer organization, and the Chinese underworld. (Twenty Heidi)

4. Don't go to the game room. Do n’t play King of Fighters. Don't let people see that you play well when playing King of Fighters.

Reason: The game room is covered by people. Don't win the game and lose your life. May be hanged by the boss of the gang. (Section 30 Video Games)

5. Do not study at Sacred Heart College. Never enter into a fight with anyone when you enter.

Reason: Sacred Heart College is the school with the highest accidental mortality rate. Students who are nostalgic for this world don't enter casually. The specific reason is later. As for why you should n’t hit people on the platform, because some very shameless bad guys will spit on your face and even attack your crotch. . . . (57th quarter of the match)

6. Don't hang out in the abandoned machinery factory near the sea at night. Although normal people generally do not do this. . .

Reason: The abandoned factory on the beach is the best place for bad people to burn. It is too wrong to be injured by mistake. (Section 71 Endgame)

7. Don't take those luxury cruise tours. Not safe.

Reason: Haven't heard of Xingmeng's tragedy? It's easiest to recruit thieves in a place where rich people gather. Even hired mercenaries and Japanese pervert killers. (Section 76 on board)

8. Don't play MM by playing basketball in Sacred Heart College.

Reason: Some people say this is also life-threatening? Friends, Chinese people's face is sometimes more important than life. I heard that Sacred Heart College has a basketball abnormal player. Under the watch of Xinyi MM, he will lose very badly and lose face, and then he may not want to drive on the road of no return. . . . (103rd Course)

9. Don't sing MM by singing love songs in Nordic fantasy.

Reason: Same reason as above. (1st, 13th, Beyond the Times)

10. At Sacred Heart College, you need to be familiar with all the escape routes.

Reason: Noble schools easily attract kidnappers and even pervert killers. We went to school to learn something, not to participate in the Scarlet Carnival. (Scarlet Carnival, Section 208)

11. Do not use the restroom near the luxury banquet hall when eating at the Old Garden Hotel.

Reason: Several Thais were brutally crushed there. Sometimes bad people like to talk about confidential things in the bathroom. It is estimated that those poor Thai people just accidentally heard something that should not be heard. (Second Ninety Cats and Dogs)

12. Don't practice Muay Thai in the fitness hall on the first floor of the Old Garden Hotel.

Reason: I heard that it will cause dissatisfaction among Chinese martial arts circles. Not long ago, a Muay Thai master was killed by an unknown beauty because of this. (Section 312, Destruction)

13. Don't go camping in the mountains. People are not necessarily safe

Reason: This has been said for a long time. It is nothing to encounter a kidnapper. very dangerous. (A few chapters of Jiaming camping)

14. Stay away from buildings with giant billboards. Supermarkets and even grocery markets in city centres are not so safe.

Reason: Jianghai has many abnormalities. Grenades and bazookas are often used for hunting down in downtown areas. You can get hurt by accident if you buy a dish. Therefore, Jianghai citizens generally buy food for one week at a time. It's okay not to go to vegetable markets, supermarkets and the like. White-collar workers in Jianghai are also significantly better than their counterparts in other cities in China. Because they organize training every week how to quickly escape from dozens of floors. (The **** city in section 408)

15. If you have unfortunately entered Jiang Hai's trumpets, don't take part in group fights casually.

Reason: After reading the information above, you should already know that Jianghai has many abnormalities. Many perverts have the power of one hundred. Be careful of being flattened ~~ (The passage of Wuheling in the fourth and third quarter)

16. Don't go to Xincheng Stadium to listen to the concert.

Reason: There are too many madmen in Jianghai. The killer is like a cloud, the metamorphosis is like a forest. Someone wants to do something at the concert. (Currently under development)

17. Don't go to bars, night clubs and other places casually.

Reason: Some people describe the importance of nightclubs in modern life as life began after 10 o'clock. But friends, in Jianghai, I advise you to give up this idea. In Jianghai's nightclubs, smashes, group fights, and gunfights are particularly frequent. For safety, please stay away from Jiang Hai's bar! (Described in many chapters)

The above 17 suggestions are actually just a basic knowledge. To see the sun of tomorrow in Jianghai, it is not enough to master these. You need to gain experience. Jiang Hai is really a city of terror. Fires can occur anywhere in the city. It's really hard to survive here. The best way is to leave Jianghai. China is so big, there are many more places we can go!

If you want to leave Jianghai to choose another city, please pay attention! Be careful to avoid the other two cities. They are Yujiang City and Hong Kong Special Administrative Region.

WHY?

Puyujiang is a famous specialty of sugar fried chestnuts. But it's best not to buy at a stall in front of the bank. I heard that there are sugar-fried chestnuts in a nearby bank that is easy to find a thief. It was impossible to get injured by accident (from Yujiang's adventures in Jiaming. Jinghua is back on stage.)

Is Hong Kong a safe city? It's hard to say. There are too many gangsters there. It's hard to say that there is a place that is absolutely safe. So it's best not to provoke them. UU Kanshu www.uukanshu.com (excerpt from Jiaming's trip to Hong Kong. Fang MM returns)

Maybe you think, why is China so dangerous? I'd rather settle abroad. Whether you have the idea of ​​going abroad to settle down or you just want to travel abroad, I suggest you take a look at the "2009 Chinese Citizens Traveling Abroad Safety Tips" published by the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Due to space limitations, I will pick a few popular countries for your reference.

1. United States

The United States is a beautiful country. But it's fine that you don't have to go to New York because it is called the American Jianghai. Especially in Manhattan, New York. The streets there are always flaming. Once in winter, when the sky is snowing, a beautiful woman in white often shoots in the street with two miniature submachine guns. Not even a hospital! Terrorists once carried missiles to bomb hospitals. (Excerpted from Jia Ming's expedition, XE's banana here pushed Mr. Yahan)

2. France

的 Paris in France is known as the capital of romance. But don't be fooled by its name. Because it is also associated with China's rivers and seas, and New York, the United States is known as the world's three major cities of horrible death. You go to a remote neighborhood in the evening to try, where there are many gangsters. Bleeding events can occur at any time. (Excerpt from Jiaming's trip to Paris. There is a climax! The most terrifying trio in history! But now it seems that this word can be removed.)

3. Japan

Japan is basically a relatively safe country. The accidental mortality rate in Tokyo is also not very high. Chinese tourists just need to pay attention, don't go near the famous Tibetan Kendo Museum in the Ueno area and the Japanese private villas in the suburbs. (Excerpt from Jiaming's trip to Japan. Jiaming travels around the world. Here is the biggest dragon brother Yuhang.)

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