Hidden Assassin

"Wow! Why use a flame to burn me?"

"Why do you shave your beard? Do you know that you have no beard and have no personality?"

"is it?"

"Well, neither text nor martial arts. You are not a pirate, do you want to be the champion?"

"I thought about ..."

"Province you! Change what image, do your promising job as a robber!"

"..."

经典 The classic dialogue between Zhou Xingchi and Mo Wenwei rang in the movie theater. Later, when the Westward Journey swept the whole continent, in retrospect, I am afraid it is difficult to imagine the scene when the movie was just released in the Mainland in 1995. It was simple: cold.

Unintelligible jokes often become cold jokes. Can movies be made like this? Can Journey to the West be changed like this? So in the whole movie theater, some people were stunned, some laughed, and some were dumbfounded. Perhaps only people who are somewhat apostate like Shasha will laugh hard while hammering **** Ming Ming's shoulder.

"No, is he Wu Gong? Is he Wu Gong ... How could he be Wu Gong ... Haha, hit you, hit you ..."

"Oh, don't laugh at Shasha, you look like a lot of people are watching you ..." Lingjing chuckled aside, Shasha has the habit of punching people with extreme joy. Naturally, the beatings are often home. Bright. Jia Ming naturally does not understand the spoofs in the westward journey, but she only laughed a few times with a chuckle. In her heart, she felt a bit funny, and after the incident of Cao's father and son, she became more and more showy. tease.

In fact, Shasha also felt a little strange recently. The kiss that licked the blood from his mouth for Jia Ming in the woods behind the wood processing plant often reappeared in her mind. Every day I wanted to see Jia Ming more, Jia Ming. When she was by her side, she felt safe, comfortable, and sometimes had a blushing heartbeat.

Judging by the romance novels she's read, I'm afraid she likes home wise.

But how can that be? Jiaming is his own good friend, another good friend of his own, a boy who likes quietly, a boy who likes quietly, logically he should not like it, but he does n’t like it, then What kind of attitude should it be?

The behavior of the three people from childhood to growth, in fact, there has been no separation for a long time, the collision between the limbs is only a trivial matter, because of several Oolong incidents, Jia Ming has seen their two bodies They also saw some of Jiaming's privacy more or less. However, if you should not like this boy, what distance should you keep? Is it more alienated than being a friend? Such doubts have made Shasha's recent behavior somewhat abnormal.

I was too close. I thought of quietness, blushing and heartbeat. When I was far away, I felt that I was going to be excluded by the two of them from my friends. This feeling was absolutely unbearable to Shasha. Advancement and retreat made Sasa's behavior sometimes violent and sometimes ladylike, and that feeling continued for the next nine or six years.

Of course, if you look at it from the perspective of an onlooker, Shasha should have opened her sinus earlier than Lingjing. The previous affection of Jiajing on Jia Ming may be very vague, and she has not left the category of children at all. She can Sharing Jiaming with Shasha carelessly, you can watch two good friends roll over on the ring and shout for cheering, but who knows exactly what a love thing is.

不 After a short time, the time has entered the beginning of 1996. The school has a winter vacation, which means that the three have more time to mingle. At this time, Jiaming and Lingjing are almost fifteen years old. After Shasha ’s birthday in September, she will enter the sixteenth year. In the flower season, the young girls are full of happiness and ignorant love. Two mature girls and a mature boy are still sticking to their little world. When will this world be affected? Shock, no one knows, no one thinks.

For Jia Ming, the mentality of the two girls has also grown up. They are not as boring as they used to be. They are lilies. It will not be strange to get along with them. When you use them as your own shield, You can also be a shield for the two of them. Such a trio is perfect. He had not experienced a normal childhood before, and by this time, what he felt was not only easy and freehand, it was simply happiness.

A few days after the close of the year, Jianghai City was covered with snow. The three were wearing down jackets and gloves ramming through the streets and alleys of Jianghai City, playing video games, skating, going to the park to bumper cars, hitting *, the two girls cheeks were red and interested. High, on the fourth day after the New Year, they picked up a cage of kittens and were thrown out of the door by the owner shortly after they were born. Four of the five kittens were frozen to death. Only one strangely ugly white cat was spiritually quiet. I held it in my arms and hatched.

The three took it home, and Shasha named it A Chou. Ling Jing said that it looks like a little lamb just born. He suggested to call it a cricket. Jia Ming thought that the ugly cat survived and died. Called Qing Yunian. In the end, Shasha won, and the kitten became a new member of the three-person world under the name of Ah Chou.

Time passed in a calm and warm atmosphere, and Jia Ming occasionally investigated the situation in the United States through some secret intelligence websites, knowing that Marilyn's Salier family and Gambino family were vaguely surging. , But it was not taken for granted. After all, the war between the two families was not once or twice. Heidi took part in a singing competition in New York at Christmas last year and won the first place in the children's group, but this time Jiaming's network is underdeveloped, and Jiaming can only see text data, and it is impossible to find videos or audio recordings.

The spring blossomed in April, and a letterhead appeared on the table in Ming's room through a secret channel. The idea was that Tianyu Zheng had a engagement ceremony with Yuechi Kaoru. Jia Ming took a look and then burned it, thinking about this. What's up to me.

On weekdays, I mingled with two little girls. Occasionally, it is natural to see the beautiful beauty teacher Zhang Yahan who likes to be mature, and I will make fun of it. Sometimes I also think that the two little Lily girls are hopeless, everyone. Familiar, maybe you can marry this woman in the future? Then I felt mentally disabled.

One evening in June, Jia Ming, Ling Jing, and Sha Sha only returned to the Ye ’s Armory. Zhang Yahan suddenly came to the door, but this time it was different. The beauty teacher was dressed up, and there was no shelf on the bridge of the sky. Those ugly eyes and wavy curly hairs were also straightened, and they were scattered like a water waterfall. She was followed by six big men who were bodyguards, and it looked like he could beat the father Ye .

"Well, my sister will be 22 years old in a few days, and she will be engaged. These invitations are for you. Remember to arrive on time, ha ha ha ha ... and these two are for Master and Master What about Master and Master? "

At this time, Mr. Ye and Mrs. Ye were preparing dinner. Zhang Yahan smiled a little charmingly and exaggeratedly. The two little girls only knew that they were happy for a while, but they didn't see anything. Jia Ming looked at the six bodyguards around him. Zhang Yahan is mostly unwilling, but in the big family, what is his own willingness? There was one less candidate for marriage, and he slacked his lips lightly.

Concubine said a few congratulations, while the six bodyguards stood behind and didn't notice, Zhang Yahan frowned at him, looking strange, Jia Ming looked funny, but just let out a hand.

After a while, Jiaming went to the toilet for a little solution, and it was not over yet. Several people's voices sounded outside the door. I was thinking that Yahan MM, you shouldn't do it. The door has been pushed open, and then a bang Closed.

Tong Jiaming hurriedly pulled the zipper, but Zhang Yahan rushed up blindly to the condition of his lower body, covered his mouth, and blew “shhhhhhhhhhhh” in his mouth.

"Please, I'm booing, miss, you rushing in like this will have an adverse effect on my second half of life, and it has to do with the kidneys and prostate, which are the most important for men ..." A voice protested.

"There is no woman in the second half of my life. I'll find it for you, and college students are only a few tens of thousands ..." Zhang Yahan ignored him, picked up the water pipe and started to release water, making a **** sound, and then turned around, "We Is it a friend, is it a best friend, you say! "

"Beauty, you are the one who can't get on with it again, please ask you to see your identity clearly! Want to escape marriage? Didn't you have the consciousness of marrying someone you don't like long ago?"

"You know I want to escape from marriage and deliberately pretend I didn't see my eyes! Believe it or not, I killed you in the toilet!" Zhang Yahan opened his teeth and claws, "I'm saying this when I'm joking! I don't want to sacrifice my life for my family Happiness! You must help me, only you can help me. "

"No, Sister Yahan, your head is so amused, I'm still a child, do you have no better candidate?"

"Why come to you if I have one?"

"I believe now, you really failed to be a human ..." Jia Ming covered his forehead, the big girl and the little boy squatted in the toilet with big eyes.

"Anyway, I don't care. Only you can help me. UU reading www.uukanshu.com." Zhang Yahan stood up, pulled the skirt directly, and pulled it until the **** thighs were fully exposed, and the underwear was visible. Then she saw the flesh-colored stockings on the heel of her right leg and pulled out a note from the inside of her thigh.

"Come here on the day of the engagement, you have to prepare these things for me, I know it's difficult, but ... please, you go out and sell blood, it's fine, I must look good to the guys on the spot!"

"I depend." Jia Ming glanced at the note, "You don't have to act so fiercely, it's just an engagement. I thought you would escape to Thailand after killing ..."

"Cut!" Zhang Yahan's face flushed. "You don't know their rules. The engagement was an engagement, but you had to sleep with that guy that night. The old-fashioned Liu family said that China does not have an engagement system. Previously, It ’s about getting married right away, and I ’ve been hard-working for a long time before I talk about engagement, but it ’s a cave ... is n’t it the same, I would rather give the first chalk ... ”

"Is Yahan the first time? Anyway, it's better. Give it to me here. Alas, it's so sweet ..." Jia Ming sniffed the note, then Ya Han flexed his fingers with **** Knocked it down, "Yeah, isn't it, are you asking for it? Believe me or not!"

"Well, don't make a fool of your little pervert." Ya Han's cheeks were crimson, and Jia Ming naturally knew she was embarrassed by the movement of the note. Ya Han pulled him out before he thought about what to say. In the past, put his head on his chest, "This is all right, remember to get everything, my life happiness is in your hands!"

She hurried to finish her words, ran out the door with a blush, Jia Ming looked at the note in the toilet, then shook her head, shredded, and rushed into the toilet.

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