Hidden Dragon in Qing Dynasty

His name had been completely destroyed! Fei Dinanzijue wanted to die. He, who had experienced a lot in foreign affairs his entire life, would never have thought that someone this old would make such a mistake.

Bullshit! This was a physiological behavior of everyone. The gas produced by the fermentation of the food and microorganisms could not be kept inside their body. There had to be an outlet for it.

It was not shameful to fart, but fart was considered indecent by the entire human civilization, especially in formal occasions, such as diplomatic negotiations.

It wasn't that a fart could completely break the negotiations, but that a fart could destroy the atmosphere you had painstakingly created, and that the aura of a negotiation could be completely destroyed by a fart.

The real old diplomats paid attention to their diets, especially before important negotiations. Their diets were carefully matched, light and oily, clean and unpolluted, low in salt and water.

This makes sense. The goal is to prevent fart, diarrhoea, frequent urination and other chores during the negotiations so as to ensure that the difficult negotiations can be completed in one go.

How could Ferdinand not understand this logic? However, the result of his lifetime of caution was that when he was about to retire, he made a big joke.

Everyone present was truly unable to describe this fart from the Consul … It was really … It was so fresh in his mind.

The whole fart tone was very long and changed in tone. After making a single sound of explosion, it went into the sound of venting for five to six seconds. In general, it was just "bang …" A sonic boom rang out, followed by a sizzling sound … There was a long sound of several seconds of gas hitting the cloth.

This was indeed a skill. Ordinary people would rarely be able to expel such a large amount of intestinal gases, so this huge fart immediately stupefied everyone present.

Following the sound of the voice, of course, came a strong stench, which was hard to describe. The Chinese soldiers and officials present all thought that they had knocked over the Six-Armed Naga's smelly tofu vat.

The Europeans present also immediately thought of the famous northern European smelly herring, which was a terrifying food that changed the color of the entire continent. Very few people would dare to try it.

With Fei Dinanzijue as the center, the smelly biochemical shock wave started to spread in all directions. Everyone present couldn't help but cover their mouths and noses as if they were about to vomit.

Everyone, including the Frenchman himself, looked at Consul Ferdinand in fear, while this old diplomat's face had already turned as red as a burning coal.

"I... I, I, I... Ah … Where is the restroom!? " Without a chance to explain himself, Ferdinand felt a sharp pain in his stomach, as though ten thousand sharp blades were piercing his stomach again. It was so painful that he covered his fart and ran towards the west in the darkness.

The rendezvous point was not within the fifth station town. The fleet was already far into the river, and the sides of the river were filled with desert and low shrubs.

The old Consul disappeared into the darkness, and soon there was a crackling sound behind the dunes. With a loud puchi sound, everyone present had an awkward expression.

"That... Why don't you hurry and help the Consul? Go and find a doctor! " Jie Sen covered his mouth and said to the stunned Frenchman, only then did the few officials and soldiers realize, and rushed over with the stench.

"This is bad …" Consul is vomiting and vomiting … "

"He fainted …" The viscount fainted on the spot … "Ugh!"

Everyone present felt goosebumps all over their bodies. Xiao Letian and General Jie Sen looked at each other and said helplessly, "How are we going to negotiate? "I think it's better for me to board the boat and hurry on my way …"

"Are you sure you don't want to give France any face, my lord? What if they really did cut off the north side of the river? And this kind of provocation, with French Emperor's temper, is basically declaring war! "

Xiao Letian looked up at the sky indifferently, "Declaring war? Do you think we are at peace with France? No matter what choice I make today, France will declare war on us sooner or later … "

"To the front, perhaps there is still a chance. To the back, that is to slowly wait for death! How do you think I should choose? "

General Jie Sen heaved a long sigh, "Since you've already made your decision, then I won't say anymore, but I still have to remind you that from here to Port Said, is still a journey of at least eight hours …"

"It is now eleven o'clock sharp, which means that you will not see the waves of the Mediterranean until at least seven o'clock tomorrow morning... "In this period of time, there has been enough time for the French to block the river. In reality, it is very easy for a few dilapidated merchant ships to cut open the bottom of the ship and sink directly into the water …"

Xiao Letian laughed and raised his hand: "There is no need to speak further, the mountain people have their own plans, just with the way the French underestimate their enemies, it is impossible for them to seal off Port Said, we are destined to go forward, if you do not want to continue going forward it is fine, I thank you for your escort."

General Jie Sen was so humiliated that his eyes were popped out, "God, are you questioning my ethics? The mission I received was to safely escort you to the Mediterranean Sea, to safely hand over the mission to the Atlantic Fleet. Before the mission is completed, how can I leave alone? "

"The British Fleet will only follow us. If there is a conflict, we will definitely complete our mission!"

"Thank you, thank you very much! I will tell the queen of your bravery and integrity! " Xiao Letian held General Jie Sen's hand tightly.

Jie Sen was so excited that his hands started to tremble when he heard Xiao Letian wanting to say something good about himself in front of the Queen. "Oh, God, thank you!"

"However, I would like to remind you that if you wish to increase your safety, I suggest that you destroy the telegraph line by the canal now …"

Xiao Letian's eyes lit up: Come with me! A bosom friend! Hehehe … Don't worry, I've already sent people to attack! "

Hearing that, Jie Sen was speechless, then burst out laughing.

Xiao Letian returned to the deck of the Zhiyuan Warship and immediately shouted, "Go and invite Doctor Ba Ke over, then invite Miss Yi Kelamu who is resting here, I have something to ask you …"

Not long later, Doctor Ba Ke and the tired-looking lady Yi Kelamu walked into Xiao Letian's cabin. When they heard about Ferdinand's bizarre symptoms, Doctor Ba Ke immediately started shouting, "Right, right, this is the disease of this plague, a plague caused by dysentery, how did it infect Consul?"

Xiao Letian laughed as he looked at Yi Kelamu, "Miss, in the end, how much did you give them? It's only been a day, and already you have symptoms? "

Yi Kelamu shrugged her shoulders indifferently, "My maid already said that this old man really likes to drink iced tea, and she also added quite a bit of honey …. Why don't you just add some water into the well? I don't even know how much!