Hinata, Stop Pretending

When the time came to noon, a new guest was welcomed outside a remote town somewhere in the country of Yuno.

I saw this man was walking on clogs, with white hair, and he was very bloated. The red cloak behind him and the forehead guard on his forehead had large graffiti printed on them.

Jiraiya stretched out his hand to touch the sweat that appeared on his face because of the sunlight, his expression was a little, um, his eyes were shining brightly.

The long-distance travel has made him tire of it for a long time, which makes him, who claims to be a famous novelist in the ninja world, has no object to draw materials in the barren mountains and mountains.

All the inspiration for his creation disappeared all of a sudden, but he saw rows of houses that seemed to be vaguely visible in front of him.

A roar roared in his heart: The small town on the far journey, the intoxicating hot spring, the whole world is the unrivaled Sannin white-haired boy toad messenger, the toad from Miaomu Mountain Immortals also come.

After speaking, he accidentally tripped over a stone, followed by an exclamation, and then he looked like a dog eating shit.

He stood up, touched his red nose from the fall, and secretly said in his heart: It is not advisable to go out today.

As the distance gets closer and closer, there are also acres of fertile fields outside the town, and people can be seen from time to time seem to be busy in these fields.

He took out his nostrils and nostrils. With a little force from his little finger and thumb, the booger flew out far away.

The scorching sun, the hard-working farmers, the continuous town not far away, and the travelers from far away, what the **** is this weird style of painting.

So he was very decisive to break this weird atmosphere by picking his nostrils.

Then he thought with some complaints: I seem to have not been back to Konoha for many years! I don't know what Konoha looks like now.

I don't know if there is still the name of Lord Jiraiya, or if there are many beautiful young girls who are deeply fascinated by themselves.

Thinking of this, a burst of unsightly images suddenly popped up in his mind, his face also began to turn red, the corners of his mouth showed an idiotic smile, and from time to time there was a stream of unknown liquid dripping from his mouth.

In this way, after he was high on himself for a while, he returned to normal. The old man didn't know what was going on now and whether his body could last for a few years.

Forget it, I don't want it anymore. Although I miss Konoha very much, there is a knot in his heart after all.

In these years, although he nominally traveled the world, wrote about his intimacy paradise, and pursued the whereabouts of Orochimaru in his spare time.

But in fact, he was actually running away. Because of Orochimaru's defection, he felt very guilty in his heart and always thought that he had not brought Orochimaru back.

And Tsunade's departure made him even more disheartened, so Konoha became a dead end for him in a certain way, because he knew that Orochimaru really couldn't go back. As for Tsunade, if he thought about it in Tsunade That's impossible when you know everything.

Along the way, he has seen too many people and sophistication, so he also understands that he can't escape anymore, maybe he will have a decision soon.

In these years, although he nominally wanted to pursue the trace of Orochimaru, he seems to have been fishing and releasing water for so many years.

While he was thinking about it, he had come to the town before he knew it, which also brought back his scattered thoughts, and the surroundings became obviously lively.

He stopped in front of a bathing place, and saw on the signboard of the bathing place that there were hot springs for women, hot springs for men, and there were mixed hot springs for men and women.

There was a look of disdain in Jiraiya's eyes. So many years of experience told him that this was just a means of doing business. How could a famous person like him be so easily fooled.

Two minutes later, Jiraiya soaked in a warm spring, and after handing over a large sum of money, he finally got what he wanted and came to the mixed-sex hot spring.

Of course, he wouldn't admit that he was lustful, but found a reason for himself to find material for his novels.

Under normal circumstances, when he went to collect materials, he would be treated as a satyr and given a meal to the hammer. Although he had resisted, in this case, he was one of the famous three ninjas in the ninja world.

He couldn't resist the group of women who were prone to irritability, which reminded him of Tsunade.

In a dimly lit casino somewhere, he was wearing a green robe with gambling characters, a head full of shawls with blond hair, and a diamond-shaped blue mark on his forehead.

One of the legendary Konoha Sannin, the famous Tsunade Hime, as well as the legendary big fat sheep in the gambler world, Thousand Hands Tsunade, the granddaughter of the **** of the ninja world Qianshou Hasuma, the disciple of the three generations of Hokage.

At this time, she was very sincere and honest and earnestly lost money. At this time, when the bet was the most critical time, her loud sneeze suddenly attracted everyone's attention.

She immediately smiled embarrassedly, and then began to curse: "That **** was talking about my mother in secret, and then he vented after a meal."

A man with thin arms and legs stood up and said, "Big fat sheep, you are not trying to cheat!"

Tsunade quickly got up and waved his hand: "How is that possible! Maybe I have a cold, you guys play first, I'll go to the bathroom."

After speaking, he left the casino without waiting for the others to answer. The others were still in a daze. Tsunade had already come to an unoccupied corner, and then jumped directly onto the street.

Beside him was a grey shirt and black trousers, with short black hair, holding a pig with a necklace around his neck. He was a little surprised by Tsunade's mute appearance so early.

Before Mute spoke, Tsunade explained, "It's not suitable to stay here for a long time, let's run away."

After speaking, he turned around and ran in one direction, and Mute immediately followed. To be honest, even Mute, who has always been taciturn, was somewhat used to this kind of thing.

After Tsunade entered the casino, which time did he not run away in this way, and it didn't take long for everyone in the casino to rush out.

Almost all of them were holding knives, guns, sticks, axes, forks and knives. Dozens of people roared in unison, "Don't run away, big fat sheep," and chased after Tsunade, who had already left them behind.

The pig in Mute's hands is called Dougu, and it is a ninja pig. It seemed to have fallen asleep in Mute's arms just now, but was woken up by running.

He let out a groan of unknown meaning, and Tsunade, who was running, slapped the dolphin on the head with a slap, and the dolphin immediately let out a miserable howl.

Tsunade said, "Stupid pig, what you just said, say it again if you have the ability."

Mute said worriedly, "Lord Tsunade, let's run away! The people behind are about to catch up."

After Mute finished speaking, he pointed at the dozens of people behind him, and the dust was stirred up by UU reading www.uukanshu.com.

Tsunade seemed to ignite and said, "Mute, so in your eyes, am I so useless?"

After speaking, he stopped his running body, turned to look at the "chasers" behind him, Tsunade shouted, and raised his right foot that was stained with nail polish.

He stomped on the ground fiercely, and in an instant there was a loud rumbling sound, one more than ten meters deep, two meters wide, and a deep ravine that completely blocked all future people.

The "Chasers" stopped their steps immediately, looked at the ravine, and swallowed their saliva unconsciously.

Seeing this scene, Tsunade snorted arrogantly, then turned around and walked away slowly.

Silent and speechless, he secretly prayed in his heart: Lord Naruto! You must persevere, I have persuaded Tsunade-sama not to be so violent.

Then she thought again: If Tsunade is destroyed like this in the future, will Konoha's economy collapse directly.

After all, they can be free and unrestrained outside, but when it was found out that Tsunade did something like destroying public property in other countries, the bigwigs would definitely not say a word, and would send a financial list to them. into the leaves.

After all, Tsunade is not an unknown person, and with her personality and hobbies, it is very easy to find out Tsunade.

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In the bathing place, Jiraiya waited for two hours without waiting for the second person to arrive, let alone women.

At this moment, there seemed to be a burst of laughter from Yingyingyanyan next door. Jilai also pinched his chin with his thumb and forefinger and fell into deep thought. Ugly look.

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