His Medical Talent Honey

"Buy me a cell phone. I'll just use the old one."

My mother has a new one. If I don't buy a new one for my daughter-in-law, I'm sorry! Listen to me, change a new one, or I can't see the sunshine on your face!

"Well, it's up to you!"

While playing with her new mobile phone, the mother sets the phone numbers of all relatives in the family, especially the phone numbers of her son and daughter-in-law. In the future, when you go out to make micro movies, it's much more convenient to have your own mobile phone!

Cao lanruo is different from LV Dongjun's mother. She quietly stays in her bedroom, holding LV Dongjun's mobile phone, adjusting her own ringtone, reading the mobile phone settings and programming. At this time, she felt that LV Dongjun was alone in the kitchen. She was very sorry. She put her mobile phone into her pocket, hummed a little song and came to the kitchen. She whispered, "do you still need my help?"

Instead of answering her question, LV Dongjun asked her what she thought of the mobile phone and whether she liked it or not? Cao lanruo said with a smile, "I like what you bought. What do you have to eat now? " She went into the kitchen and asked LV Dongjun. She gently kisses LV Dongjun's face and says, "what's so delicious? I'll try some!"

"Of course, the dishes I cooked are delicious. I stewed Bajie ribs in soy sauce. Do you want to hear the story of zhubajie? You can make me a pot of tea. I'll make this dish for you! Mom is still fooling around with that mobile phone

"Well, I think so!"

This classic story is my patent.

One day, the four teachers and students went to the west to learn Buddhist scriptures and came back to pass by the south. The next day is the Mid Autumn Festival. As the saying goes, "the teachers and students are guests in a foreign land. They often miss their relatives during the festival."

At night, Bajie is glum. He lies on the grass with his legs up and his mouth biting Dogtail grass. His eyes are fixed on the bright moon and he thinks of his beloved lady Chang'e.

Bajie took out his mobile phone and kept playing with it. He just didn't know what Chang'e's mobile phone number was? Guanyin never told him whether Chang'e had a mobile phone. He was unhappy about it! So master Tang San thought that he was sick. According to me, he had a kind of incurable Acacia!

"Cut, you know guessing. Have you ever thought about me?"

"Ah, you're right. Of course, I'm very affectionate to you. I also dreamed that we realized the plan of pursuing the sun! What's more... "Lv Dongjun muttered in Cao lanruo's ear.

Cao lanruo glared at LV Dongjun with a smile and said, "I hate it, I hate it!"

Cao lanruo certainly liked what LV Dongjun said and pretended to hate it. It turned out that LV Dongjun told her to give birth to a white and fat boy. Cao lanruo was so happy that he gently said "hate" to LV Dongjun.

Sitting on a chair, Lu Dongjun sipped a cup of hot tea and then told the story: Master Tang sanseng closed his eyes, recited the Buddhist scriptures, and bent his fingers to calculate. Feeling that Bajie was ill, he reached out and touched Bajie's forehead. He thought that the pig had such a strong desire that he probably wanted to cuddle a woman. He went all the way west, and every village he passed, Seeing that a beautiful woman is so drooling and has a bad mind that she can't get the right result, she says that she's missing her mother.

Now that the West has come back to learn from the Scriptures, the smelly boy pretends to be ill. His purpose is to break away from the relationship between master and apprentice. Fortunately, the master is smart and knows the stink of Bajie like the back of his hand. He knows that he is suffering from Acacia and has no fever.

Master thought of a move, said: "Bajie, fast into the city, but also pretend to be deaf! Take your elder martial brother's Scripture and seal it with the local government. Your task is to find a high-class inn. We'll spend the Mid Autumn Festival and enjoy the moon together. By the way, we'll also find some local fairies to talk about the local customs. "

Bajie accepted the task and looked at the sky as he walked. He went into the city, searched the inn in the city, and heard that the inn had been changed to a high grade restaurant. The eight Jie saw the beautiful woman walking on the street. She was in a good mood. After a disguise, she sprinkled some unique perfume on her body. In this city, met many beautiful women, they have never seen such a handsome man, feel very curious, follow Bajie behind, want to know the origin of Bajie.

Bajie swaggers on his way, pretending not to notice these beauties following him. Suddenly I smell the fragrant moon cakes all over the street.

It turns out that there are all kinds of moon cakes with various styles at the door of this restaurant.

Bajie looked at these, salivating, stomach like a river, surging, read up in his mind, not to eat a delicious moon cake, he looked around, shop two did not pay attention to his behavior, and at this time, he reached for a moon cake, put it into his arms, and pretended to squint at these moon cakes. But if you think about it carefully, you must not. The moon cake is printed with the portrait of lady Chang'e. it's so beautiful that I can't bear to eat it. Take some back and let the master have a look!Bajie takes out his money and asks Xiaosheng. He is surprised that the seller doesn't accept broken silver. Bajie blushed, a little embarrassed, and thought, "what's the matter? Is my broken silver worthless?"

A kind-hearted beauty came to Bajie and said, "your silver is very valuable. Let me exchange money with you. The local people don't use your silver anymore. They all use paper money instead.

Shifu doesn't trust Bajie to enter the city. He hasn't seen Bajie come back after waiting so long. So he had to ask Wukong to find Bajie.

Wukong has a unique skill. He has a lot of high-tech skills. He peeped around and turned around. A handsome little boy hummed a little song and strolled slowly in the street. He didn't bother to pay attention to the dead Bajie. Go all the way and watch the excitement.

All of a sudden, Wukong's head felt intermittent, faint pain, and knew that it was the master who always loved smelly beauty who was chanting scriptures. Thought: "no, maybe he heard me say bad words about Bajie, oh, it hurt me to death!"

Wukong quickly meditated, recited the Sutra with his fingers in his heart, pretended to be reserved and kind. Later, he did not dare to be kind. He went to find Bajie carefully and sighed as he walked. The mouth also murmurs that the master is unreasonable, and the neon lights and billboards on the street are shining.

Wukong thought it was a monster. He jumped up to the top of the building to see what was going on?

As a result, Wukong saw Bajie and a beautiful woman walking towards the countryside with several bags of things in their arms. Wukong put up his ears and pulled them very long. What did they say? Wukong knew that they were flirting with each other. He came back to the master and yelled: "master, it's not good. Dead Bajie has brought a goblin back. Come out and have a look. Bajie dares to find a woman to come back. These days, our grandson just doesn't want his mother-in-law to take care of him. As a result, he is full of coquettishness. The beautiful white bone spirit is still haunting him. "

Hey, that beauty likes Bajie very much. She is very happy and loves Bajie. She comes back with a lot of fragrant moon cakes on the way. Bajie drools while watching, and wants to approach her wholeheartedly. Along the way, they enjoyed the beautiful buildings and the roadside plants.

When Master heard Wukong say this, he jumped up in surprise and yelled carelessly. How good is this? Treason, treason! Amitabha, sin, sin!

The master scolded Bajie carelessly and quickly meditated and chanted sutras several times.

"Master, master! Your apprentice bought a lot of food! " After the beauty finished, she found that the master of Bajie was cooler than Bajie, handsome, extraordinary, delicate, crystal clear.

Beauty eyes silly mouth stupefied, thought: "if called matchmaker to propose, how good ah, I must he do not marry."

Wukong suddenly jumped out and scared them. Beauty seems to see what monster, there are uglier than their own people, live in this world.

"Goblin, eat old sun a stick." Wukong jumps up and holds up the golden magic wand.

Beauty Lianlian retreated a few meters away, her eyes fixed on Wukong's golden magic wand, which kept flashing and dazzling. I feel that it's not a good thing, and then I realize that I've run into a dead enemy.

Bajie came forward to stop me and scolded my elder martial brother carelessly. The lady I brought back wanted to make my master happy and enjoy the moon and sing and dance. Such a good lady is considerate, gentle and talkative to me. What a good lady she can't find with a lantern in the world? Why do you always have trouble with me?

Bajie complains to the master. The master gets up quickly, stops the beauty and Wukong, pretends to be reserved, closes one eye, peeps at the beauty, and scolds Wukong for not being rude!

Wukong, who was advised by master Jin, still pursued the beauty.

As they walked farther and farther away, the beautiful woman turned her head back and said, "emptiness, I know about you and Xiaobai. I didn't publicize it to anyone. It's good for you. If you just break up other people's good deeds, don't you have any virtue and kindness?

Two people fight, startled the examiner Guanyin whirling, Guanyin quickly down to ask the source of things, called Wukong not rude, others have been reborn, reincarnated to be a good man. Why do you always have trouble with her? She is different from you, but she is both a teacher and a Buddha. You apologize to her quickly!

Wukong said, "master, goddess Guanyin is calling you! The Mid Autumn Festival is coming in August. It's said that goddess Guanyin will allow us to have a rest for two days! Take some moon cakes to see goddess Guanyin! "

Bajie is happy to see how the master opens his mouth.

Who is the beauty?

After listening to the introduction of Guanyin, Wukong felt embarrassed to take revenge on others and apologized to the beauty.

Beauty smile: "empty ah, we will not revenge, I have to repair the fruit."

Bajie tells the master to go to heaven with Guanyin. He must remember to bring some moon cakes to the Moon Palace so that Chang'e can taste the moon cakes in the world.The eight commandments enjoy the moon.

It turns out that master Wukong is a little jealous of Bajie, and his younger martial brother is willing to help others. But Wukong likes to play tricks on Bajie. When he hears that Bajie wants Chang'e to watch the moon, he doesn't even blink an eye and says, "good idea, good idea, Bajie. Let's go now. Don't let master know our good things."

Bajie was secretly happy. The master felt tired all the way. He thought that he would first settle down to raise his eyes and recite the Scriptures.

Wukong knows Shifu. What does Shifu think?

The two apprentices left the master with the beautiful woman and said that they would go to the west mountain to pick some ginseng and peach.

The master drove away.

In the dead of night, the bright moon, and a gentle breeze, the old turtle by the sea heard that Tang Sanzang had brought his disciples back to pass through the south, so after some dressing up, he went to the south to look for Tang Sanshi and his disciples, and had a good chat with them, enjoying the moon, playing with the zither, chess, calligraphy and painting, and playing with them.

Lu Dongjun said with a smile: "I'm a common man, but I dare to kiss the Moon Palace to make people laugh! It doesn't matter to laugh. Isn't there a beautiful woman Cao lanruo around me? "