His Money-mad Cute Wife
Chapter 297
Fu xiujue leaned on the sofa, rubbed Gu Xiaonian's fingers and cleared her throat seriously.
"Once upon a time, an elephant stepped on the nest of ants. Once the ant's home is destroyed, they climb on the elephant in anger. When the elephant felt itchy, he shook his body, shaking off all the ants crawling on his body, leaving only one ant clinging tightly to its neck. Those who shake off in the ground ants see, rubbing their hands to encourage companions: strangle it! Strangle it
However, as soon as she opened her mouth to say a word, he strode forward and took away the mobile phone.
"I..." Gu Xiaonian opened his lips and wanted to say that she and Xiu Jue had gone together.
On the other end of the mobile phone, Mr. Fu's ear tip heard this and roared with indignation: "do you want to rebel? Xiaonian, if he doesn't want to come back, I'll ask Xiaobai to pick you up. "
Without thinking, he refused, "no! It's getting dark. What are you doing? Tell the old man to come back after breakfast tomorrow. "
It's grandfather! He asked us to go to the villa for dinner
Gu Xiaonian shakes his mobile phone and simply switches to the hands-free mode and "
" who to call? " As soon as Fu xiujue came out of the bathroom, he saw Gu Xiaonian's witty appearance.
He hesitated for a moment, and the crisp voice was invited by master Fu.
Before he had finished speaking, master Fu took advantage of the situation and said, "if you think of grandfather so much, why don't you come to the riverside villa tonight?"
Gu Xiaonian curled up his eyebrows and said with a smile, "I miss my grandfather too! Think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it... "
"Oh, some days I haven't seen you, my grandfather really miss you!" he said with a sigh
Shame! In fact, she has been home for half an hour.
Gu Xiaonian's "um" voice, the tone is cheerful to answer a way: "come back! Just got home. "
At the end of the mobile phone, master Fu asked with a smile, "Xiaonian, are you back from zhangtong?"
She was stunned for a moment and pressed the answer button in a hurry
。
Gu Xiaonian took out his mobile phone and saw the caller ID "grandfather Fu"
the sand sculpture bell suddenly rang, interrupting Gu Xiaonian's sense of shame.
"I make money, I make money, I don't know how to spend it..."
Gu Xiaonian shook his head and did not dare to recall the picture just now.
Although there is no real relationship, but
Ah ah ah! It's a shame that she was bewildered by the man of Xiu Jue Fu. She was willing to eat a fake tofu by him.
Gu Xiaonian pursed his lips and slapped his cheek in embarrassment.
Almost did not hold!
It was almost
In a short time, she struggled to sit up and clumsily arranged her messy clothes.
Gu Xiaonian lies on the sofa, trying to calm her disordered breathing.
After a period of nothing happened, but it must be a harmonious kiss, brother Fu rushed into the bathroom in a hurry.
***
Fu xiujue leaned over and pressed her little girl friend on the sofa
"Well! Oh She let out two low shouts, and put down her hands to push and push the friar.
She opened her eyes in amazement and realized that she had been cheated.
"Well?" Gu Xiaonian is trying to hold close to Xiu Jue Fu. He is afraid that when he is thrown on the sofa, his lips will be sealed inexplicably.
Fu xiujue wanted to do what he wanted to do. He held on to Gu Xiaonian and bowed down to kiss him.
He had only one idea from beginning to end, that is to encircle his little girlfriend, and then Kiss her hard.
He is not a fool. How can he push Wenxiang nephrite out?
"Ah..." Fu xiujue gave a low smile and mocked his little girl friend's innocence.
I can't cure you yet? "
More than that, she was also elated and provocative, "little boy
he felt this rejection, and immediately held his neck tightly. A pair of dog skin plaster died on his posture.
His expression is too serious, his hands make the action to push the care out.
On hearing the speech, Fu xiujue's eyes twinkled and solemnly replied: "good! If you say so, I'll help you. "
Gu Xiaonian laughed and shook his head, "no! I'm not. You throw me out if you can
"Go down!" Fu xiujue was not allowed to sit on his legs.
Is this a blatant mockery of him? Who is he trying to tell jokes for?
Fu xiujue:
Before he finished speaking, Gu Xiaonian laughed and fell into his arms, "geese, geese, geese No, I can't help it! Master Fu, you really didn't let me down. I knew you must be telling a cold joke. "
Laugh... "
Seeing this, Fu xiujue complained speechlessly: "you are pretending to be
" er... " Gu Xiaonian laughs a meal, the facial expression is not expressionless to pull out the hand of Fu xiujue.
"This joke It's not really funny. It's stupid of you to laugh like this. "In response to him, there was still a gooseberry's laughter, "geese, geese, geese..."
Fu Xiujue was numb by her laughing scalp, and couldn't help pinching her waist. "Don't laugh, I have goosebumps when you laugh."
However, the more he thought about it, the less funny he felt. However, the more Gu Xiaonian could not stop laughing, even tears came out.
Originally he thought it was very funny, but now he thinks it is not funny.
Fu xiujue:
Gu Xiaonian on his silly forced expression, thinking of his just out of the foul words, can not help but laugh out loud, "geese, geese, geese, funny That's funny... "
Fu xiujue saw her smile so exaggerated, can not help questioning the authenticity, "is it so funny? In fact, it's just funny? "
After a pause, he felt that this was not true enough, so he changed it into a series of exaggerated and continuous barking, "geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese..."
As a result, Gu Xiaonian was very cooperative and laughed, "ha ha ha..."
"Smile! Laugh out loud! Don't care if it's funny or not. It's over if you laugh. "
With four eyes on each other, Gu Xiaonian felt that he saw such a sentence in the eyes of xiujue Fu -
Xiu Jue Fu:... "
Gu Xiaonian:
Fu xiujue nodded solemnly, "yes! They say they don't know each other. Later, the elephant and the ants on its neck get married, and they live a life like a fairy couple. Unfortunately, one day the elephant died of illness. The ant buried it and cried: dear, how did you die in front of me? I don't have to do anything else in my life. I'll bury you. "
"Is there a follow-up?" Care for the small to return to God, the wide eyes of consternation.
He looked down at his girlfriend and decided to tell another joke, "later..."
After finishing the joke, he did not wait for the expected laughter.
Emmm, there is a feeling like this!
For a moment, I blinked.
In the end, he provoked the old master Fu, "grandfather, we are better than newlyweds, are you sure you want to beat the mandarin duck?"
"Well, what are you talking about?" Gu Xiaonian, like a cat stepped on its tail, jumped up from the sofa excitedly.
"Little farewell is better than newlyweds"? This inexplicably reminds her of what happened on the sofa.
"Once upon a time, an elephant stepped on the nest of ants. Once the ant's home is destroyed, they climb on the elephant in anger. When the elephant felt itchy, he shook his body, shaking off all the ants crawling on his body, leaving only one ant clinging tightly to its neck. Those who shake off in the ground ants see, rubbing their hands to encourage companions: strangle it! Strangle it
However, as soon as she opened her mouth to say a word, he strode forward and took away the mobile phone.
"I..." Gu Xiaonian opened his lips and wanted to say that she and Xiu Jue had gone together.
On the other end of the mobile phone, Mr. Fu's ear tip heard this and roared with indignation: "do you want to rebel? Xiaonian, if he doesn't want to come back, I'll ask Xiaobai to pick you up. "
Without thinking, he refused, "no! It's getting dark. What are you doing? Tell the old man to come back after breakfast tomorrow. "
It's grandfather! He asked us to go to the villa for dinner
Gu Xiaonian shakes his mobile phone and simply switches to the hands-free mode and "
" who to call? " As soon as Fu xiujue came out of the bathroom, he saw Gu Xiaonian's witty appearance.
He hesitated for a moment, and the crisp voice was invited by master Fu.
Before he had finished speaking, master Fu took advantage of the situation and said, "if you think of grandfather so much, why don't you come to the riverside villa tonight?"
Gu Xiaonian curled up his eyebrows and said with a smile, "I miss my grandfather too! Think about it, think about it, think about it, think about it... "
"Oh, some days I haven't seen you, my grandfather really miss you!" he said with a sigh
Shame! In fact, she has been home for half an hour.
Gu Xiaonian's "um" voice, the tone is cheerful to answer a way: "come back! Just got home. "
At the end of the mobile phone, master Fu asked with a smile, "Xiaonian, are you back from zhangtong?"
She was stunned for a moment and pressed the answer button in a hurry
。
Gu Xiaonian took out his mobile phone and saw the caller ID "grandfather Fu"
the sand sculpture bell suddenly rang, interrupting Gu Xiaonian's sense of shame.
"I make money, I make money, I don't know how to spend it..."
Gu Xiaonian shook his head and did not dare to recall the picture just now.
Although there is no real relationship, but
Ah ah ah! It's a shame that she was bewildered by the man of Xiu Jue Fu. She was willing to eat a fake tofu by him.
Gu Xiaonian pursed his lips and slapped his cheek in embarrassment.
Almost did not hold!
It was almost
In a short time, she struggled to sit up and clumsily arranged her messy clothes.
Gu Xiaonian lies on the sofa, trying to calm her disordered breathing.
After a period of nothing happened, but it must be a harmonious kiss, brother Fu rushed into the bathroom in a hurry.
***
Fu xiujue leaned over and pressed her little girl friend on the sofa
"Well! Oh She let out two low shouts, and put down her hands to push and push the friar.
She opened her eyes in amazement and realized that she had been cheated.
"Well?" Gu Xiaonian is trying to hold close to Xiu Jue Fu. He is afraid that when he is thrown on the sofa, his lips will be sealed inexplicably.
Fu xiujue wanted to do what he wanted to do. He held on to Gu Xiaonian and bowed down to kiss him.
He had only one idea from beginning to end, that is to encircle his little girlfriend, and then Kiss her hard.
He is not a fool. How can he push Wenxiang nephrite out?
"Ah..." Fu xiujue gave a low smile and mocked his little girl friend's innocence.
I can't cure you yet? "
More than that, she was also elated and provocative, "little boy
he felt this rejection, and immediately held his neck tightly. A pair of dog skin plaster died on his posture.
His expression is too serious, his hands make the action to push the care out.
On hearing the speech, Fu xiujue's eyes twinkled and solemnly replied: "good! If you say so, I'll help you. "
Gu Xiaonian laughed and shook his head, "no! I'm not. You throw me out if you can
"Go down!" Fu xiujue was not allowed to sit on his legs.
Is this a blatant mockery of him? Who is he trying to tell jokes for?
Fu xiujue:
Before he finished speaking, Gu Xiaonian laughed and fell into his arms, "geese, geese, geese No, I can't help it! Master Fu, you really didn't let me down. I knew you must be telling a cold joke. "
Laugh... "
Seeing this, Fu xiujue complained speechlessly: "you are pretending to be
" er... " Gu Xiaonian laughs a meal, the facial expression is not expressionless to pull out the hand of Fu xiujue.
"This joke It's not really funny. It's stupid of you to laugh like this. "In response to him, there was still a gooseberry's laughter, "geese, geese, geese..."
Fu Xiujue was numb by her laughing scalp, and couldn't help pinching her waist. "Don't laugh, I have goosebumps when you laugh."
However, the more he thought about it, the less funny he felt. However, the more Gu Xiaonian could not stop laughing, even tears came out.
Originally he thought it was very funny, but now he thinks it is not funny.
Fu xiujue:
Gu Xiaonian on his silly forced expression, thinking of his just out of the foul words, can not help but laugh out loud, "geese, geese, geese, funny That's funny... "
Fu xiujue saw her smile so exaggerated, can not help questioning the authenticity, "is it so funny? In fact, it's just funny? "
After a pause, he felt that this was not true enough, so he changed it into a series of exaggerated and continuous barking, "geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese, geese..."
As a result, Gu Xiaonian was very cooperative and laughed, "ha ha ha..."
"Smile! Laugh out loud! Don't care if it's funny or not. It's over if you laugh. "
With four eyes on each other, Gu Xiaonian felt that he saw such a sentence in the eyes of xiujue Fu -
Xiu Jue Fu:... "
Gu Xiaonian:
Fu xiujue nodded solemnly, "yes! They say they don't know each other. Later, the elephant and the ants on its neck get married, and they live a life like a fairy couple. Unfortunately, one day the elephant died of illness. The ant buried it and cried: dear, how did you die in front of me? I don't have to do anything else in my life. I'll bury you. "
"Is there a follow-up?" Care for the small to return to God, the wide eyes of consternation.
He looked down at his girlfriend and decided to tell another joke, "later..."
After finishing the joke, he did not wait for the expected laughter.
Emmm, there is a feeling like this!
For a moment, I blinked.
In the end, he provoked the old master Fu, "grandfather, we are better than newlyweds, are you sure you want to beat the mandarin duck?"
"Well, what are you talking about?" Gu Xiaonian, like a cat stepped on its tail, jumped up from the sofa excitedly.
"Little farewell is better than newlyweds"? This inexplicably reminds her of what happened on the sofa.
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