His Money-mad Cute Wife

My dear boyfriend

"you say it again?" He choked and thought that he might have heard something.

Fu xiujue laughed lightly. "Say it twice. Give me 960 yuan, give me..."

Four eyes opposite, her face is dignified, the tone is impassioned and impassioned to ask: "my dear boyfriend, tell me aloud you can?"

Suspiciously, he pressed his shoulder.

In addition, he suspected that the petty bourgeoisie was driving, but there was no evidence.

The topic danced so fast that he couldn't keep up with the pace.

Isn't it a discussion about whether we can leave with small fans? Why do you jump to a real man all of a sudden?

Fu xiujue:

"You can't say no!" Gu Xiaonian snatched to interrupt him and encouraged him with an excited expression: "as a real man, how can you say you can't? Even if the whole world says you can't, you have to tell them loudly that you can do it. "

Fu xiujue tried to put on a paralyzed face, "if I say no..."

Boy friend, could you please leave with your thin and light girlfriend like you just came in? "

Sure enough, Gu Xiaonian didn't disappoint him. He opened his mouth like a string of rainbow farts. "I am the most handsome and unrestrained person in the universe, the most imposing, the most vigorous and the most ambitious

is coming! The show he had been waiting for finally came.

Fu xiujue:

She took off her sunglasses and mask, and made sure that he could see the sincerity on her face.

After a long time, Gu Xiaonian did not turn.

She kept turning and turning, and the head of Fu Xiu Jue was dizzy.

"Really? That's fine. " Gu Xiaonian was scared and immediately gave up the idea of leaving in batches.

“…” Fu xiujue's smile collapsed and his face turned ugly. "The waiter will catch you as a bully when he sees you like this."

After the words have not asked the exit, was carefully thought firmly interrupted, "I go out first, you go out after ten minutes."

Fu xiujue forced himself to smile and threw out the olive bead, "you..." Want me to take you out?

Gu Xiaonian doesn't dare to think about it carefully, for fear of being hung up on microblog every minute.

If he suddenly stretches his limbs and turns into a giant baby of 1.65 meters, he goes out with Xiu Jue Fu side by side

She was shrunk into a small ball, in the name of bear child, was carried in by Fu xiujue.

Go out like this

"I can't

he turned his head and asked without expression:" what's the matter

Fu xiujue raised his eyebrows and flashed the unexpected banter.

"Wait a minute!" Gu Xiaonian suddenly made a voice to stop, and anxiously grabbed the arm of Fu xiujue.

As he walked toward the door, he silently counted down in his heart, "three, two, one..."

He opened his lips as if to say something. But the words came to his mouth and he swallowed them again.

"Oh Gu Xiaonian put on the sunglasses mask and followed Fu xiujue out.

Master Fu stood up and put his hat on her head. "Go home."

Gu Xiaonian covered his mouth with fear and shook his head into a rattle drum No more. "

Fu xiujue threw away his napkin, "then I'll perform artificial respiration for you?"

"Stop it. I have no money." Gu Xiaonian was yelling and scolding, pushing and shoving Fu xiujue. "If you touch me again, I will give you a performance and die on the spot."

He didn't have a good breath to stare at past, and then a pinch of care of the chin, action domineering but not lose gentle wipe her mouth.

This little money fan is full of money!

Fu xiujue:

"You don't want to set a routine on me, I won't give you money."

Fu xiujue glanced at the remaining fruit and offered Gu Xiaonian a napkin.

"Oh! It's satisfying. " With a happy sigh, she hugged her obviously indigestion stomach.

Ten minutes later, Gu - Dun - Xiaonian ate all the strawberries on the edge of the fruit tray when he was eating.

Don't understand the brain circuit of a fool!

Fu xiujue:

Gu Xiaonian twisted a strawberry and said: "yes! Because it's too much, so eat some fruit and digest it

Fu xiujue saw this and asked suspiciously, "are you eating enough?"

"Hum!" He turned his eyes and got up to take the fruit platter across the table.

Fu xiujue's mouth a draw, serious remind way: "you speak well."

“？？？” Gu Xiaonian was stunned by this, "do I look like the man with the back pot? Are you a bully or a shrew? You have a bird's-eye relationship with me

Fu xiujue seriously suspected that Gu Xiaonian had a charm to lower his IQ, because every time he quarreled, he would become an idiot.

He pressed his thoughts on the chair, his expression excited and indignant, "are you OK to say that? Would I have been like this without you? "My heart is so tired that the general manager has collapsed.

Fu xiujue:

Gu Xiaonian choked for a moment, got up and shook his shoulders vigorously. "Elder brother, you should be sober up. You are a tyrannical president, not a shrew who scolds the war on the street!"

MMP！ She just make complaints about it, and the dog man came back so much.

Gu Xiaonian:

"The villain first glances at her! If you didn't want money, would things have come this far? You're my girlfriend. What's wrong with peeling some prawns for me? I ate the shrimp you peeled yourself. I was so moved that I could give you whatever you wanted. But what about you? If you peel a shrimp, you'll cry for 20 yuan... "

"Burp!" Gu Xiaonian was holding a round tummy and kicking Fu xiujue's crus with his feet, "it's so supportive! It's all due to you, a child. "

The two people raised the bar and fed each other until they could not eat any more.

Not willing to be outdone, Gu Xiaonian fed Yuzhu to xiujue Fu, "my hand is the hand of the future movie queen..."

Xiaonian stuffed a shrimp slide, "my hand is a national husband's hand..."

"Oh Fu xiujue swallows the meat, and gives it back to Gu with courtesy.

GU Xiaonian picks up his chopsticks and puts the meat in the bowl into his mouth. "My hand is the hand of a big star in the future. It took a second to feed you meat slices. It was about 28888 yuan. For the sake of you being my boyfriend, I'll give you a discount. Thank you very much

However, in a civilized society, beating people is not right.

Itchy hands, trying to hit people!

Gu Xiaonian:

Fu xiujue reminded every word: "give, money!"

Gu Xiaonian complained angrily, and her face was livid. "Are you the devil?"

Fu solemnly explained: "with my hand, I can earn millions a minute. It took two seconds to feed you Maodu, about 3303 yuan. For the sake of you being my girlfriend, I'll give you a 0.3% discount. I don't need to thank you very much. "

"By what?" Gu Xiaonian interrupts his words, and questions out of disbelief.

"Yes He responded excitedly, like a saint fighter on the battlefield.

After regaining consciousness, he was so angry that he almost bit off his tongue.

What a mess? He must have been in a bad head before he was led by the nose by the small money fan.