Hogwarts: I rely on MC to pretend to be an alchemy professor

"Okay students, the application of red stone is over at noon today. These two things are like one plus one equals two. They are just basic rules, but if possible, you can use these rules to make some Very cool thing, you can get out of class now.”

Kaison said that after class, he stretched hard and walked out of the classroom, planning to go to the auditorium to order French fries.

"Professor, why haven't I seen you in the castle these two days?" Angelina asked as she trotted to Kaisen's side.

"I'm looking into the so-called Slytherin Chamber of Secrets. You should all know this. It's the legend of Hogwarts."

"Professor, will you leave the castle today? Go to the Black Lake or the Quidditch pitch?" Angelina continued.

"No, I've been piecing together a lot of... um... useful clues in various unofficial histories recently."

"So you're going to be spending most of the next day in the office?"

"After I finish eating, yes."

"Okay Professor, I wish you a nice day." Angelina said and ran quickly towards the front, where the Weasley twins and Cedric were waiting for her.

Kaisen came to the auditorium and sat in his seat, chewing the fries in his mouth monotonously.

"Why are there so few people in the auditorium today? Most of the young wizards are not here? Is there a weight loss trend at Hogwarts?" Kaysen asked Professor Sprout sitting aside.

As the kindest professor, if there is any gossip in Hogwarts, you can basically ask her.

"There is indeed a trend to lose weight. Didn't you see that today's food is a lot lighter?" Professor Sprout nodded and said.

"Um...Professor, is there a small stove in the kitchen that I can fill my stomach with...won't you get tired of eating fish and chips every day?" Kaison said with a grimace.

"I'm sorry Kason, because of this weird diet trend, the Hogwarts kitchen now basically has no other meat except fish and chips." Sprout said with an irresistible smile on his face. .

"Okay, Professor...I may go out to look for food later. Do you need to bring anything? I can bring some back by the way." Kaison said.

"Huh?" Professor Sprout's expression was a little awkward for a moment, and his eyes kept drifting towards Professor McGonagall and Professor Flitwick.

Professor McGonagall and Professor Flitwick also started coughing uncontrollably.

"What? You want to go out? No, no, no, uh..." Professor McGonagall felt awkward in the middle of her sentence, as if she was thinking about how to spin the lie.

"Um, Kaysen, Hogwarts is not peaceful recently. The young wizards and professors are living under the shadow of the basilisk all the time. Now Hogwarts cannot do without you."

Professor Flitwick was definitely a quick thinker, and he could think of a high-sounding reason almost instantly.

"It's okay, I can teleport back and forth quickly."

Professor Flitwick took out a napkin and wiped his forehead: "Um...Kason, did you have anything else to do after you left school?"

"Other than going out to make a small stove...no, if you have anything you need me to bring, just let me know." Kaison replied.

"Oh..." Professor Flitwick nodded, and at the same time looked at Dumbledore with cryptic eyes. The latter quickly realized what Professor Flitwick meant, took out his wand and tapped it gently. A series of Phoenix Guardian Saints flew out in all directions.

"Wow, Dumbledore, you still have these hands, you are quite handsome." Kayson turned his head and looked at Dumbledore and sighed.

"Yes, if you are curious, I can teach you. To be honest, I think you will learn this very quickly." Dumbledore gave an awkward but polite smile.

"Well, I may not be able to learn it. To be honest, I have no talent for this kind of traditional spell. Of course, if you really want to teach me, I will be very happy, but you have to wait until I come back." Kaison said.

"No, no, no, Kayson, you probably won't be able to eat this little thing today. You don't know, right? Old Tom's tavern is closed today, and a lot of wizards who can't disapparate can't enter Diagon Alley." Foley. Professor Wei said quickly.

"Yes, yes, and the pig head bar. I'm embarrassed to say that the old goat. The food in it is not something that normal people can enjoy. Even if your milk can detoxify, I don't recommend you try it. After all, when I think about your mouth You've been exposed to something so terrifying and cold that I don't think you can even sleep well." Dumbledore also agreed.

"And three broomsticks."

"Mrs. Rosmerta went to France to see her niece." Professor McGonagall quickly added.

"...She also has a niece?"

"Uh... yes! And she's very beautiful. I'll introduce you to her next time."

"No, no, no, that's not necessary. Love will only hinder my study of alchemy." Kaison quickly shook his head and said.

"Anyway, just stay in Hogwarts tonight and don't go out. As for the food, it will return to normal tomorrow morning." Dumbledore comforted.

"Um... Severus, how are you eating?" Kayson understood very well that Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall were pursuing a light diet and health, so he could only look at Snape on the side.

Although Snape's usually straight face is no different from that of an old scholar in his seventies or eighties, in terms of biological age, he is not much older than Kayson.

So it should be understandable that Kaysen wanted to eat meat but couldn't.

"It's good to eat light food occasionally, and I don't recommend you to go to the Muggle world to eat unhealthy fast food and junk food..." Snape sat up a little straight, and seriously explained to Kaysen the benefits of eating vegetarian food occasionally and that eating too much at night is not good for the body.

At the same time, the two Slytherins sneaked around and walked behind the professor's seat. A roasted whole lamb floated behind the person in front.

A cake with more than 20 layers floated behind the person behind.

Professor Flitwick pinched his nose in silence, then took out his wand and waved it. In the blink of an eye, two bubble spells covered the food behind the two little wizards.

Then he saw more little wizards with piles of delicious food floating behind them, looking at him pitifully.

"Oh..." Professor Flitwick looked around quietly, and made sure that Kaysen didn't notice him before jumping off the chair. In the blink of an eye, he turned his short legs and walked towards the team of little wizards.

At this moment, he began to doubt his teaching ability.

These young wizards not only don't know how to use the Bubble Charm, but also can't use the Disillusionment Charm?

How do they usually go out at night without being caught?