Hogwarts: I rely on MC to pretend to be an alchemy professor

Hermione talked to Kaysen for nearly ten minutes. Harry and Neville were forced to move to other sofas to avoid the war.

Only Ron, who didn't know whether he felt that he would be a coward if he avoided the sharp edge, or some other mentality, still sat firmly on the sofa with Hermione.

However, Kaysen thought it was not the first mentality, because Ron poured four cups of tea for Hermione in these ten minutes... now it's five cups.

Whenever Hermione was dry and had to stop talking temporarily, Ron always pushed a cup of tea to her at the right time.

"Thank you." Hermione always said thank you after drinking.

Ron still sat on the sofa with his shoulders hugged, and didn't respond, as if he could still maintain the aloof personality he had just conceived, but every time Hermione said she was dry, he would still pour tea and push it over, and then hug his shoulders and pretend to be aloof when she didn't respond to the thanks.

Kaysen looked at Harry and Neville obscurely, wanting to ask what was going on.

Harry gave Kaysen a look, he understood.

Ron's anger would be troublesome, but not too troublesome.

Kaysen nodded, obviously he also attributed this contradictory behavior to Ron's character.

He knew the four Gryffindors very well. Hermione's character was never hidden. She was smart, strong, kind, and sometimes a little bit dark.

Harry's character was soft on the surface. As long as they were not enemies, he would smile at everyone, but in fact, he had the hardest temper. Everything had to be discussed with him. He would not turn back until he hit the wall. He was focused on rushing towards his expectations. If the result of things was different from his expectations, he would be angry.

But this anger would not involve others.

Neville was a perfect friend, with a good temper, comforting people, loyal to friends, and when you made a mistake, he would bravely stand up and point out your mistakes.

Ron is of course a very good friend. He dared to fight with Harry at the age of eleven. Hermione and Neville were defeated in the potion level, and Voldemort was originally Neville's enemy.

Only Ron saw the attack power of the statue with his own eyes. He was really looking for death when he became the knight.

But being his friend also requires a tolerant heart, because Ron's personality is somewhat contradictory. Logically speaking, he grew up in a loving family. Although he is not the most valued, Mrs. Weasley loves him a lot.

But he needs Harry, an orphan who is sensitive without any problems, to tolerate and understand. This is a point that is more tiring to be friends with him.

But correspondingly, as mentioned before, Ron will be troublesome when he is angry, but not too troublesome. Although he is sensitive, he is actually the softest one. If he has a cold war with a friend, he will remember all the good things about the friend he has a cold war with on the second day without needing the third day.

As for the duration of the cold war, it is when he is too soft-hearted to bear it, and feels that he can't stand it without this friend. Generally, he will take the initiative to apologize after three or four days, and the two will reconcile.

Of course, it may be a coincidence that the cold war lasts for decades, and then one day the two meet on the street.

"Let's go for a barbecue?"

"OK! Elbow!"

Kaysen knows how many close friends like brothers gradually part ways because of the so-called face, and Ron's behavior of asking friends to be shameless, although it doesn't sound cool, but if you really meet such a friend, you are really lucky.

And now Ron should be a sign that he is about to collapse. He apologizes first with his behavior. I don't know what the next step is, but the last step should be a verbal apology.

In response to this, Kaisen listened attentively to Hermione's complaints. In the final analysis, the theme is the same.

Trelawney is a scumbag professor

"Uh, I reminded you at the time." Kaisen rubbed his temple and said speechlessly.

"It's my fault, Professor. I didn't listen to your advice, and I expected that I didn't have a talent for divination. I just wanted to give it a try. I wasn't angry at Professor Trelawney because I couldn't learn her weird teaching."

"But Professor, now I really know how good your temper is. In thirteen years, this is the first time I know that a person's accident can be so wonderful. Do you know which movie Final Destination is? The screenwriter of that movie should really ask Professor Trelawney for advice. Their movie can still sell well even if it is made into 800 copies!"

Kaysen looked at Hermione, who was already broken by Professor Trelawney's little death prophecy, and looked at Ron in a daze.

"What's going on?"

"In short, Professor Trelawney predicted that Hermione would be dizzy after reading in the library in her slippers, and was tickled by a feather pen that fell on the corner of the table, and then was thrown over her shoulder by the feather pen."

"After falling flat on the ground, she accidentally twisted her ankle. After going to the hospital wing, she was treated with Draco Malfoy who fell from the flying broom. Then Madam Pomfrey confused the bone spirit with the bone spirit, and the two drank the other's potion."

"Then Hermione... In fact, this is not a prediction of death, because Hermione did not die in the end, but two small horns grew on her forehead."

After Ron finished speaking, Kaysen spoke quickly again: "Is there a tail behind her?"

"Professor..." Hermione looked at Kaison with her half-mooned eyes open and speechless.

"Sorry, sorry." Kaysen apologized awkwardly.

"...But will eating the Bone Spirit by mistake really cause horns to grow on people's heads?"

"Professor...you can go and give it a try."

"Um...I understand your mood very well, Hermione. What did you do next?" Kaysen changed the topic awkwardly.

"I knocked the crystal ball over and threw it on the ground... To be honest, I think I was a little too gentle..."

Hermione continued.

Kaysen also comforted her every step of the way, and by the way, he told Hermione some life tips to make her feel better.

Sirius, who was sure that there was no mouse on Ron, lay helplessly on the carpet. He had no idea before, or perhaps his idea was just too simple, just to find Peter Pettigrew.

Then the dog took the mouse and bit him to death.

But things are different now. He may be able to find himself an ally.

Like the cat named Crookshanks.