Hogwarts: I rely on MC to pretend to be an alchemy professor

Soon, Kaisen knocked off the two pieces of obsidian and released all four of them.

Naturally, the Twins were fine and the Patil sisters...they were standing in front of Professor Kaysen.

"Tell me why you skipped class."

"Professor, we are not skipping class, we are asking for leave."

"Where's the leave note?"

"here."

Kaisen took the leave note and took a look at it...

"Sick leave...and then come out to practice magic?"

"...Well, Professor Snape is just too...too scary. We'd really rather smell Professor Quirrell's garlic than him."

"But he does have excellent professional qualities, much better than Chilo. He signed the note... I hope you will not do this kind of deceiving the professor again in the future."

Kaysen returned the note to the Patil sisters.

"Professor, where shall we go later?" Sister Patil seemed to still want to practice magic in the empty classroom for a while. Seeing this, Kaysen also temporarily got rid of his status as a patient and swaggered back to the office to lie down. Sitting on the recliner, I felt indescribably comfortable.

"This is how people live, really."

"Professor, do you want to eat fruit?" Cedric washed some fruits in the basin and asked.

"No, no, I've been eating all day. You guys can eat while I feel comfortable and read a book." Kaisen waved his hand.

The originally wonderful time would continue like this until Hermione got out of class, and she and her friends rushed over at a speed that would have made Einstein's head big.

Bang bang bang! ! !

Bang bang bang! ! !

Suddenly there was a terrible knock on the door, and Kaysen sat upright with a start.

"What's going on? Whoever the three of you are, go and investigate." He said.

"No need to probe, it should be Granger and the others... eh? Where did our potion go?" George Weasley dug into his pocket and quickly took out an empty bottle of Polyjuice Potion without the hair in it.

Then Kaisen quickly threw a piece of his hair in.

"I'll give you a chance to enjoy Hermione personally feeding you fruit. You choose someone as soon as possible. I'll withdraw first."

Kaysen put on his coat and disappeared into the office with a roar.

The only three people left in the office instantly figured out the ownership of the potion.

The main reason was that George's movements were so fast that the potion was poured into Cedric's mouth before he could react.

"Be brothers."

"In the heart!"

The Weasley twins each pressed poor Cedric to the bed with one word, while the other side...

"That's what happened. I shamelessly sold three of them and decided to read a book or something at your place for a while... Do you have any novels here?"

"On the bookshelves in the second row, but I used magic on them. You can't see the covers. You can only take the books according to your feeling. It's like a lottery." Dumbledore smiled and stirred the books in the coffee cup with a spoon. .

"Other people's magic is to facilitate life, but your magic is indeed always there... urging you to enjoy... your true nature." Kaison answered with a rare high emotional intelligence.

"Thank you for using such gentle words. The few people who knew what I did before had a pitiful look in their eyes. I don't know why." Dumbledore said a little speechlessly.

"Hmm..."The Count of Monte Cristo"? I haven't read this one before."

"Then I have to say that you are lucky. Last time Filius came here to look for books, he found an introduction to mathematics."

"It's a shame for him. Now I just want to kill time and let time pass quickly until the curfew... The little wizard is so enthusiastic that I can't stand it, you know." Kaison said bitterly.

Dumbledore shook his head and took a sip of coffee: "You don't know how many people envy you."

"Well...what should I do if I suddenly feel a little proud?"

"Maybe... go back and accept the enthusiasm of the little wizards?" Dumbledore suggested.

"Ahem...here, one code equals one code." After Kayson finished speaking, for some reason, he seemed to hear a chuckle from Dumbledore.

"Are you laughing at me?"

"No, of course not."

"Then what were you laughing at just now?"

"...Hmm...the cover of this book is hilarious."

"........."

After Dumbledore slowly passed the time until the curfew, Kayson finally left the principal's office with a sense of purpose and walked slowly towards the kitchen of Hogwarts.

As for the entrance to the kitchen, Dumbledore told him. Anyway, under the supervision of Hermione, Kaysen, who had eaten so-called healthy food all day long, desperately needed some [garbage] rich in oil, sugar and salt at this moment. Food] to soothe his dry taste buds.

Seriously, my taste buds are dry after eating healthy food for a day.

"Hello Professor Kayson, what do you need?" asked a house elf wearing clothing with the Hogwarts logo.

"Help me buy some junk food." Kaisen said bluntly.

The elf in front of him shook his head in fear: "No, no, no! It's impossible, Professor Kaysen, there can't be junk food in the Hogwarts kitchen. This is absolutely impossible!"

"Okay... Do you have fried chicken steak or something like that? Please pack some for me. Thank you." Kaison quickly changed the language.

"Oh of course, kind Professor Kaysen, you don't need to use honorifics at all, you just need to..."

This house elf was obviously a chatterbox. He took out ingredients and seasonings from various places in the kitchen and started cooking food while chattering to him non-stop.

Soon, Kaysen walked out of the kitchen with the full oil paper bag and walked towards his office.

The experience of being confined in bed for most of the day made him deeply believe that people should not be too lazy.

Sometimes walking is more comfortable than lying in bed.

Until he returned to the office, and then he saw a mirror.

No, not the mirror, but poor Cedric.

Because if it was either George or Fred, there should be a third person here at this moment.

But now there are really only two Kaisen.

Kaysen patted Cedric on the shoulder and picked up a glass. A glass full of milk suddenly appeared in it.

"It's hard on you."

Cedric shook his head: "It's not hard, Professor."

Kaisen's eyes lit up: "Do you think this is good? This is great. Stop drinking the milk. Please pretend to be another day tomorrow!"

"???Ah? Professor, I was just being polite." Cedric said with a somewhat broken expression.

"...can't hear."

"Clam?"