Hogwarts: I rely on MC to pretend to be an alchemy professor

"The flight is tomorrow afternoon."

Lupin got off the broom awkwardly: "Why do we need to buy a broom if we are going to take a plane?"

"Because according to general adventure movies or games, we will most likely find a native gentleman after getting off the plane and ask him to drive us to our destination. There are many troubles on the way, such as wild beasts, rebels, or native gentlemen who are greedy for money. We have never been to that place before, so Apparition and my teleportation are useless, so two brooms can make our journey more open."

Kaysen said such a long paragraph in one breath, and immediately felt dry in the mouth. He picked up the half cup of water on the cabinet and took a sip. Then he realized that this half cup of water has been kept here for two months, and it is difficult for it not to evaporate completely.

It's like it's waiting for Kaisen here.

He calmly added a glass of milk and drank it all.

A small amount of water, easy to handle.

"By the way, you should try this milk, it's good for your health." Kaisen took out a new cup, filled it with milk and handed it to Lupin.

"Thank you."

Kaisen watched Lupin drink it all, but... he couldn't see anything.

Maybe wait until the full moon night?

"It's almost time now, come with me, Frommi, let's go have some dinner." Kaisen called Lupin to the garage, one in the driver's seat and the other in the co-pilot's seat...

Even if Lupin didn't want to sit in the co-pilot's seat, there was no way, this car didn't have a back seat, and he couldn't be put in the front trunk.

"This car looks good."

"You are a wizard and you know about cars?"

"So it looks good."

"Yeah, you have a good eye."

Kaisen said, starting the accelerator, and the car drove out.

"What shall we eat?"

"Just eat wherever we see good food. London is so big."

"Hmm...what can we eat in London?"

"......................French food?"

"Hahahaha hiccup goose!!!"

This sentence somehow hit the funny spots of both of them at the same time. Anyway, a big laugh broke out in the small car.

But in the end, the two of them did not eat French food. Instead, they found an extremely deserted Chinese restaurant, so deserted that there was only one table of guests in the entire hall.

Lupin looked at the large number of [magic wands] in the chopstick cage and fell into deep thought until he saw Kaisen pick up two [magic wands] and move them between his fingertips. At that moment, he thought it was some extremely complicated magic that required two magic wands to cast together.

And this place that looks like a restaurant may actually be a mysterious organization newly established by Dumbledore. The telephone booth next to the trash can next door has a direct line to District 13.............

Digression.

Then he saw the dishes coming up, and Kaisen directly used two [magic wands] to pick up a chopstick of...dish.

"Is this tableware?" Lupin asked.

"Hmm, I remember there's a fork in the drawer next to the table, which can also be used."

"Okay." Lupin found the fork, his face turned red and black. It can be predicted that he will remember today's embarrassing incident until the moment he really meets the god of death in the future.

After dinner, the two returned home, and Kaisen threw a bunch of keys to him.

"This is the key to the guest room on the second floor. There is also a private bathroom inside. Have a good rest."

"Oh, I actually.........Thank you." Lupin looked at the key in his hand, and then looked at Kaisen who was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes. In the end, he didn't say anything, but just walked back to the guest room with light steps.

And Kaisen returned to his bed and began to die temporarily.

The next morning.

"What are your plans for today?"

"Go to the military store to buy some outdoor equipment. Believe me, you don't want to wear a robe or coat in the mine."

The two came to a military store, and each bought two sets of heated underwear, a black camouflage military coat and boots.

"How about trying it." Kaisen threw a set of clothes to Lupin.

Lupin took it and glanced at the tag: "To be honest, I think my coat looks good now, and we agreed that I will take care of the money this time."

"That's right, Galleons are with you, and I'm using pounds now."

Kaysen shrugged and said casually.

"But these pieces of cloth together will never sell for this price." Lupin whispered in Kaisen's ear, and at the same time put pressure on the owner of the military goods store.

"It's not only wizards' clothes that have magic, but also Muggles' clothes. They are called technology. In short, it's very useful. Believe me, you definitely don't know as much as I do here." Kaisen comforted.

"Oh... okay."

After buying the equipment, the two had a simple lunch before starting their journey.

To be honest, England also has delicious food, and Kaisen absolutely refuses anyone's criticism of English food.

For example... the hamburger in his hand.

After eating the hamburger, the two waited for a while and soon got on the plane to Uruguay.

Lupin sat in his seat and looked at the sea of ​​clouds under the window.

"How long do we have to fly?"

"zzzzzzzz............."

"Young people are good, they fall asleep right away."

Late at night.............

"How long have we flown?"

"About............fourteen hours?" Kaisen looked at the dark night sky: "Let's go to the hotel first. I hope this country speaks English."

"Ah? Don't they speak English?"

"Not all countries speak English, what's so strange about that?"

"Then how do we communicate?"

"Don't worry, trust my foreign language level. Uruguay was a colony of Spain before, so they speak Spanish here, and I happened to take a few Spanish classes in college. I think it should be enough to help us find a hotel." Kaisen said arrogantly with his hands on his waist.

Then he saw a driver chanting an incomprehensible spell to him.

"Wardfa." Kaisen murmured awkwardly.

Finally, after a lot of effort, including but not limited to a series of processes such as gestures, imitation, and finding someone to translate, the two finally arrived at the hotel. Kaisen, who had booked two rooms, took a casual shower and lay down on the bed and fell asleep early in the morning.

To be honest, I felt more and more sleepy the more I slept on the plane, and I almost felt like dying.