Hogwarts: My Plants Have Billions Of Evil Points

"With all due respect, you don't look like you take a shower often." Leonard held his breath, controlled his thoughts to prevent his memory from being peeped, and said casually.

"That's true, but this is also my specialty." The Sorting Hat twisted the tip of the hat, "Okay, let's talk, let's see which school you should go to..."

"Hufflepuff." Leonard interrupted the Sorting Hat before the Sorting Hat could finish.

"Uh... The sorting is for me to give you a score, not for you to choose." The sorting hat froze for a moment and felt a little unconfident.

Leonard's voice was not loud, and others couldn't hear it, but the Sorting Hat's voice was quite loud. Both freshmen and veterans were stunned. He had never seen himself choose a college directly.

If you choose your own college, it sounds great, and you can feel proud in the other three colleges!

For a moment, all the students were focused, wanting to hear which lucky college this unique freshman would fall into.

"Hufflepuff," Leonard insisted.

"Can you tell me the reason?" The Sorting Hat asked curiously, "If your reason is suitable, it is not impossible to set a precedent for you."

"I heard that Hufflepuff is very close to the kitchen, so you can go to the kitchen whenever you want to have supper." Leonard said seriously.

The Sorting Hat:???

"Are you sure what you said is your true opinion?" the Sorting Hat asked tentatively.

"What? Is there a rule in Hogwarts that students can't eat supper?" Leonard asked.

"That's not true, but this reason sounds a bit hasty. We usually choose colleges based on the characteristics of students." The Sorting Hat said.

Leonard said indifferently, "Oh? Then tell me which academy I am suitable for? Wen Keluo or Gryffindor?"

"Um...why don't you guess Slytherin.

"Can you stop joking?" Leonard curled his lips.

What's he doing, a Squib offspring, feeling uncomfortable in Slytherin?

"Well, it seems that you are a little teacher who has a clear understanding of yourself..." The Sorting Hat twisted its head and then as you wish...Hufflepuff!"

The long table of Hufflepuff Academy erupted into intense cheers and warm applause. Leonard gained the respect of everyone in Hufflepuff Academy with a simple answer before entering the academy.

Professor McGonagall waved his wand, conjuring the black and yellow stripes of Hufflepuff and a house crest with a badger on Leonard's unmarked uniform.

"Welcome to Hufflepuff" On Leonard's way to the Hufflepuff long table, the male prefect of Hufflepuff at the front of the long table "I am Prefect Gabrielle Truman, if you have any questions or need help, you can come to me."

"Nice to meet you, Truman." Leonard shook hands with the friendly prefect and took a seat at the long table.

"Hi, my name is Justin Finlaye," said the newborn boy sitting next to Leonard with a smile and greeting Leonard.

"Hi, my name is Leonard Wilhelm." Leonard responded politely.

"You were so handsome just now, just in front of the auditorium," Justin was a little excited, "You beat that nasty Malfoy fiercely."

"Not defeated, I just refuted when he insulted me." Leonard said.

"That's amazing, you made him cry without doing anything!" Justin said with a smile on his face, "That man named Malfoy is really too much, I asked the prefect, You Mudblood is a particularly insulting title, although I don't understand it well, but I'm still very angry."

"Okay, Finley, don't hold on to our hero, let us all get to know each other."

Laughter came from across the long table, and a group of girls looked at this side and said with a smile.

"Hello, Wilhelm, my name is Susan Burns. Although I am also from a pure-blooded family, I have never felt that there is anything special about Muggle wizards. Everyone is a wizard." A round-faced girl said to Leonard said with a smile.

Susan Burns... Leonard recalled the name, nodded to her "Thank you for your approval."

"Hi, my name is Hannah Abbott," said a timid blonde girl with freckles and two braids.

Hannah Abbott, a frequent guest of the fandom, does not necessarily have a role in the show but will definitely appear in the role.

Who made her last name start with A? She was the first to go on stage at the sorting ceremony.

"You're so brave, I thought you'd be sorted into Gryffindor," she whispered.

"Gryffindor stands for bravery, but it doesn't mean that if you are not in Gryffindor, you are on the opposite side of bravery. Bravery is a good quality that even if you are not a Gryffindor, you should have it, but it should be in moderation." Leonard said, looking at the long table of Gryffindor, which is too much Bravery can make reckless. "

"々, very well said." A tall boy said, "Hello, my name is Ernie McMillan.

"Hello, I think I don't need to introduce myself, you already know me." Leonard said.

"Of course, you're handsome." Ernie gave a thumbs up, "I can't understand that Malfoy either, he looks so ugly when he cries.

"It's just a crybaby, why mention him." Justin said.

"Yes, it's really disappointing not to mention him." A group of Hufflepuff freshmen established a basic friendship in this short chat.

"Ding ding ding..." The crisp voice interrupted the students' enthusiasm for communication, they looked at the professor's seat, and saw Hogwarts headmaster Dumbledore holding a silver spoon in one hand and a goblet in the other, Tap lightly.

When all the students were quiet, Dumbledore cleared his throat and said, "Welcome to Hogwarts, all freshmen, and welcome our senior students back here, before your brains are overwhelmed by the food and the warm atmosphere , I want to mention a few things." (OK)

Leonard looked at Dumbledore, listening to the old professor talk about the so-called precautions.

I won’t say anything about not entering or exiting the Forbidden Forest, but specifically mentioning not to enter the corridor on the right hand side of the third floor is a bit of a cover-up.

And the strange threat of "don't want to suffer a painful death" is even more ridiculous.

The students didn't believe that they would die in the safe Hogwarts, and in the eyes of the students, it was just a harmless warning.

Also, don't get close to the Forbidden Forest...

Anyway, Leonard just listened to it for fun.

Then there is the most famous Dumbledore's shortest opening speech "Fool, sneeze, scum, wring!"

Leonard doesn't like riddles, and he doesn't like riddles that don't make any sense. His only thought now is to quickly end this start-of-term dinner and then sneak to the Forbidden Forest at night.

Of course, you can still look forward to the food at the banquet. .