Hogwarts: The Dark Lord? No! Call Me Satan

five minutes later

After confiscating a large number of "destructive" weapons, Mrs. Hooch finally signaled all the team members to get on the broom tiredly, and the game was ready to start.

The face of the old bat in the stands was as black as the bottom of a pot.

According to the bear kid.

Hammer said it was helping the school maintain classrooms.

The antidiarrheal medicine is said to be collected for Snape who is preparing to research new medicines!

The superglue is said to be collected for Snape who is about to switch to alchemy!

That's all.

After finding more than a dozen big dung eggs from the bear child.

The brat actually swears that this is what Professor Snape wants to taste.

If you hadn't seen it with your own eyes.

The old bat never dreamed that this kind of scapegoat could be directly hit on his head.

This is still seen...

If he hadn't seen it, he wouldn't know how many scapegoats he had on his head.

[Ding! Sorrow and indignation detected!]

[Ding! The treasure chest is being drawn for the host!]

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a diamond treasure chest!】

"Three two one, beep!"

With the whistle of the referee Mrs. Hooch, the game officially began.

"Hurry up, you three, gather around!"

"Be sure to stare at him to death!"

Ravenclaw captain Roger Davies immediately directed two Chasers and a batsman to keep Kyle in check.

Never heard of Kyle's flying feats though.

But at this time "King of Slytherin" suddenly appeared.

No matter how important it is.

The three people who were assigned hurriedly flew towards Kyle on broomsticks.

Third-year hitter Ravens Engel was a little unimpressed.

As we all know, the most important thing in the sport of Quidditch is flying technology.

In addition, the performance of the flying broom also accounts for half of the proportion.

But the bear kid is still riding the most old-fashioned sweeping five-star.

Except Hogwarts flying class has not changed the broom for many years and still uses this thing.

It's been years since anyone out there has ridden such an oldie.

The last time was to sweep seven 10 stars.

The difference between the two is one level!

"Oh, look, Ravenclaw sent three players to target Kyle at the same time!"

"Merlin, am I not dazzled?"

"Is Ravenclaw going to play all defensive counterattacks in this game?"

Even the commentator Li Qiaodan was shocked by this scene.

A Quidditch team has only seven members.

Now Ravenclaw sent three men against Kyle.

That means the remaining four will have to face the attack of the six Slytherins!

But what shocked him even more was yet to come.

"Wait, what are the Slytherin crew doing?"

After an exclamation.

Everyone was surprised to find that the rest of the Slytherin team didn't seize this opportunity to attack Lan madly.

Instead, everyone dispersed and flew across the Quidditch pitch.

This pose is like...

All Seekers???

"The rest of Slytherin are looking for the Snitch. Is this their new tactic?"

"Aren't these wicked Slytherins going to run their king?"

"Lee Jordan!!!"

Just as he was talking, Professor McGonagall reprimanded him with a black face.

It's different from previous games.

It used to be so that the commentator could not take sides when commenting

And this time...

Professor McGonagall was really afraid that the commentator of his college would be bullied on campus after the game.

"Oh, sorry, Professor, let's turn our attention to Kyle.

"He's surrounded by three members of Ravenclaw right now, oh wait, what's that..."

On Kyle's side, there were Ravenclaw players in front, left and right.

The bear child was not in a hurry, and even showed a smiling face to the three of them.

Then he lifted the broom, and suddenly climbed up under the unbelievable eyes of the three little eagles.

Seeing this, the three little eagles quickly controlled the broom and chased after them.

They received a death order, no matter whether they win or lose this game, they must stare at Kyle to death.

But then, an embarrassing scene came!

Obviously, they themselves are all riding the Sweeping Seven Stars with a light wheel of 2,000 or slightly worse.

But no matter what, he couldn't catch up with the sweeping six stars under Kyle!

"Oh my god, the Ravenclaw's broom can't keep up with Kyle's six-star sweep?"

Following the narrator's exclamation, there was an uproar in the Bi Kiln field.

In fact, it looked like Kyle was flying on a broomstick.

Rather, Kyle was flying himself with a broomstick.

Bear child's "flying" talent, the top speed is 200 kilometers per hour!

That's about one-third the speed of sound!

In the third part of the original work, it is called the epoch-making cutting-edge work of the flying broomstick, and the speed of the Firebolt is only 150 kilometers per hour.

Not to mention these two thousand light wheels or sweeping seven stars.

Those who just want to eat exhaust gas behind are not qualified.

So a funny scene appeared on the field.

The bear child was flying in the sky on a sweeping six-star, and a little eagle riding a more advanced broom was chasing after him.

It's still the kind that the dead and the living can't get on.

【Ding! Three emotions of grief and indignation detected!】

[Ding! The treasure chest is being drawn for the host!]

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting three silver treasure chests!】

A few seconds later, Kyle was directly in front of a Bludger and swung his bat.

Roger Davis of Ravenclaw is holding a Quaffle here.

Score some points while Slytherin's goal is wide open and no one is defending.

Seeing that they are about to come to the goal and prepare to throw the ball...

There was a sudden sound of breaking through the air behind him.

A late-serve, first-come Bludger hit Roger Davis directly in the back.

Poor Captain Ravenclaw was knocked out in less than a minute, and fell from the flying broomstick.

The people below quickly caught him with the floating technique and let him fall slowly.

"Oh no, poor Roger Davies, he got hit by Kyle from Slytherin."

"I don't think he'll be able to play, bloody Slytherin.

"Lee, Jordan!!!" Professor McGonagall gave him a dissatisfied look.

The little snakes in the stands looked at the commentator very badly.

"Oh, sorry, Professor McGonagall, I know!"

"Look, what happened?"

"Kyle got the Quaffle, is he going to score?"

While speaking, Kyle swooped down with a broomstick in his hand and caught the Quaffle that Davis was holding just now.

Then climbed high and headed straight for Ravenclaw's goal.

In front of goal Ravenclaw's keeper stares in disbelief.

The Quaffle was lightly thrown by Kyle, but it had the same effect as a cannonball.

Even the goalkeeper smashed directly into the goal!

"!"

Seeing this scene, the whole stadium was shocked!

The little snakes screamed frantically.

It is true that wizards are spellcasters,

But Westerners are born to like the sense of muscle strength!

What's more, at Xiao Snake's age, there are few who don't worship the aesthetics of violence!

What kind of terrifying force zone is it that smashes the ball into the field with people!

This is still a matter of concentration, otherwise, with a huge force of 20 tons, it would not be as simple as hitting the goal.

[Ding! Thirty-one shocking and excited emotions detected! 】

[Ding! The treasure chest is being drawn for the host!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining nine silver treasure chests and twenty-two bronze treasure chests!]

"Oh, Merlin's beard, the keeper hit the goal with the ball.

"Ravenclaw's keeper was taken off on a stretcher, Merlin bless him, hope he doesn't hurt too badly."

"Oh no, Ravenclaw's Chaser Michel got knocked off the broom too."

"The hitter Anthony was also brutally murdered. It's over. There are three players left in the field. Ravenclaw has no hope of winning."

However, this is just the beginning.

For the next two minutes.

Kyle has fully proved what is called violent aesthetics with his strength!

Whether it's a Bludger or a Quaffle.

Just once in his hands, a Ravenclaw student will be knocked off the broom.

Six times in a row!

Less than three minutes into the game, only Seeker Zhang Qiu remained among the seven members of the Ravenclaw team.

Screaming in the stands!

"Kyle!" "Kyle!" "Kyle!"

The little snakes were almost hoarse from shouting!

Crazy shouters of their "King" names!

"Slytherin!"

Kyle rode a broom to the Slytherin stands, holding his bat high.

"Slytherin!"

At this moment, the cohesion in the hearts of the screaming little snakes reached its peak!

"Severus, that's not fair!" Beside Snape, Professor Flitwick protested in a shrill voice.

"You know that kid's level, don't talk about these students."

"In many fields, even we are not as good as him!"

"You let him play!!!"

In the last match, when Slytherin and Gryffindor faced an unprecedented Waterloo.

Professor Flitwick didn't stop laughing.

But never expected.

It didn't take long before the feng shui took turns.

The Ravenclaw team now has only Zhang Qiu, a Seeker who has just played for the first time.

It will turn pale with fright.

In theory, the game would go on as long as Kyle didn't want to.

How outrageous is the score?

How many thousand to zero?

Hundreds of thousands to zero?

This is definitely a Quidditch match that can be written into the history of Hogwarts.

It can't be described as embarrassing!

It's all thrown at Grindelwald's house!

"Is he one of our Slytherins?"

Facing Professor Flitwick's protest, the old bat turned around and asked a question calmly.

"???"

Professor Flitwick was speechless for a moment!

What are you...

That makes sense!

[Ding! Sorrow and indignation detected!]

[Ding! The treasure chest is being drawn for the host!]

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a diamond treasure chest!】

on the field

Kyle motioned for Hughes Lestrange to go after ten goals.

Slowly riding a flying broom to the only remaining seedling of the Ravenclaw team.

In front of Seeker Zhang Qiu.

"You, don't come here!"

The little witch was so frightened that her face turned pale, and she was shaking with a broom.

"Relax, I'm not a bad person!"

After saying a word, Zhang Qiu visibly became more nervous.

This is the only Asian student at Hogwarts.

A head of black and smooth long hair was combed behind his head.

The delicate face looks like it has some baby fat.

Looks so much better than the actors in the movie.

to be honest!

In fact, Zhang Qiu's appearance is more in line with Kyle's inner aesthetics.

"How about a chat?"

"Anyway, they'll have to wait a while to find the Snitch!"

Kyle pointed to the pitch.

The six little snakes were sweating profusely looking for the golden snitch.

They never dreamed of it.

My own Master Kyle jumped to six.

Knock down the other side.

They didn't even see the shadow of the golden snitch.

The score is now 1100 to 0.

Just waiting to catch the Snitch and it's over.

The pressure came to them all of a sudden.

"I...573...I don't want to talk to you!" Zhang Qiu said boldly.

As soon as he finished speaking, Kyle heard a low cry.

"careful!"

A Bludger suddenly appeared behind Zhang Qiu.

This black ball is enchanted.

Very aggressive, always thinking of knocking people off the court.

Just now, Zhang Qiu's attention was focused on Kyle, and he didn't notice the Bludger flying behind him at all.

"Ah, Fen!"

After a sharp exclamation, before he could react, he was knocked off the broom.

"It's over, Ravenclaw's last Seeker, Zhang Qiu, has also been knocked off the broom."

"The only remaining Slytherin players on the field..."

I just listened to the weak commentary from the commentator Li Qiaodan in the stands.

Zhang Qiu subconsciously closed his eyes.

Now I can only hope that someone will catch her with a levitating spell later.

Otherwise, he would have to lie in the school infirmary for at least a month.

Just when despair....

Suddenly there was another burst of air breaking in front of him.

Zhang Qiu subconsciously opened his eyes, only to see Kyle falling from the sky at an unbelievable speed.

It's too late to say it.

Quickly overtook Zhang Qiu, and then firmly received the little witch in her arms.

At this time, there are only four or five meters away from the ground.

This altitude is almost nothing for a flying broom that flies extremely fast.

Even because of inertia, it is impossible to pull Qiu.

It doesn't take a tenth of a second for both of them to fall to the ground.

But Kyle took his time.

Others are playing with broomsticks!

Bear kids play with talent from beginning to end!

Where does the flying talent come from? There is no inertia to speak of!

Under the eyes of everyone who can't believe it.

Kyle, who was about to fall to the ground, drew an arc directly against the ground and climbed up again!

"Wow!"

This time, the little wizards were completely shocked.

Whether it's a Slytherin or a Gryffindor.

All burst into excited applause.

This kind of difficult action is impossible even in the Quidditch World Cup.

It simply violates the common sense of flying broomsticks!

Zhang Qiu was held in Kyle's arms, and his heart was so nervous that his heart almost jumped out.

so exciting!

She had never experienced such an exciting feeling.

Just now, he was almost about to face the ground.

But in Kyle's arms, she felt an unprecedented sense of security.

Shaking her head, the little witch quickly drove out the throbbing in her mind.

You can't think about it.

She only agreed to Cedric of Hufflepuff's confession.

Although the two of them haven't even held hands...

But after all, she also has a boyfriend.

It's just that no matter how you use it...  

Zhang Qiu found that his mind was still full of the figure that Kyle rushed down just now.