Hogwarts: The Dark Lord? No! Call Me Satan

"Come in, we've got something to look for today!"

"Oh, okay!" Harry thought for a while, but still chose to believe that his friend followed him in.

As a result, the three of them just entered!

Suddenly, there was a strange noise from the ceiling of the Room of Requirement.

"Wow!"

A mass of rubbish fell from the sky, without allowing the three of them to react, it landed directly on top of the three of them.

liquid...……

solid.………

An unidentified paste that is half liquid and half solid...

More than one hundred colorful balloons also appeared on the ceiling.

But they didn't fall, instead they hung in mid-air.

"Damn, what!"

Malfoy looked at the sticky garbage on his body, and he felt bad all over.

Not even his eyes were covered with something.

Instantly became irritable.

"Weasley, look what you've done!

"It seems to be..." Just in time, something black was sticking to Ronald's mouth.

It still smells a little sweet.

Ronald subconsciously stuck out his tongue and licked it.

"Chocolate Frog! Honey Zizz! And..."

"And butter beer, yes, I sneaked my dad's!"

"This is what butterbeer tastes like!"

"Harry, I just said this is a place to hide good things, and look, there are delicious things falling from the ceiling!"

"It's just amazing..."

Harry Potter looked at the litter on the ground.

There were leftover dessert wrappers, empty beer mugs, and half-eaten pork chop pies.

His face turned pale with a "shua".

"Ronald, is it possible..."

"I mean, is there a chance it was someone else's vomit?"

5: "???"

[Ding! Sorrow and indignation detected!]

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【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a silver treasure chest!】

a moment later

Ronald also reacted.

Nima!

So many flavors mixed together...

Plus this gooey mess...

When I thought that I even licked someone's vomit just now...

Ronald's face also "shua" turned pale.

It was not long after lunch at this time.

Ronald just felt a tumbling in his stomach...

Struggled a bit.

Still didn't hold back.

With a "vomit..." I vomited out all the food I ate at noon.

Malfoy, who was standing opposite Ronald, managed to temporarily wipe off the rubbish on his face with his hands.

-DIR...

I saw Ronald opening his mouth wide as if about to vomit.

Just about to talk...

But it was too late.

Under Malfoy's terrified gaze like a chick...

"Wow..." once.

Eyes were blurred again.

Even Malfoy couldn't hold back this time.

"vomit..……

Harry Potter was standing next to the two of them, and everyone was stunned!

this scene.

If you don't see it with your own eyes, you can believe it!

Come over and look for the place where the three-headed dog's weakness is hidden.

The result has now grown into...

Two little wizards, you and I are facing each other!

This is so...

Even if black wizards fight, it's not so disgusting, is it?

【Ding! Shock emotion detected!】

[Ding! The treasure chest is being drawn for the host!]

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a silver treasure chest!】

twenty minutes later

Audio-Technica finally emerged from the Room of Requirement.

The rubbish on his body has been cleaned up with a magic spell.

But the psychological trauma will not be healed in a short while.

Both Ronald and Malfoy were pale and trembling when they walked.

"Damn it, Weasley, you're a pure blood disgrace!"

"You can even do such a disgusting thing!" Malfoy kept cursing Ronald while walking.

"Heh, isn't your Malfoy family the same!" Ronald was naturally not to be outdone.

"Just mentioning the surname Malfoy, I don't know how many people feel sick to their stomachs. Just thinking about it makes me so sick that I can't even eat!"

"Weasley, how dare you insult the great Malfoy family?"

"As early as a thousand years ago, our great Malfoy family was the nobility conferred by King Richard the Lionheart himself!"

"Where are your ancestors?"

"I'm afraid I'm still playing tricks in some unknown corner, cheating food and money in the hands of those ignorant Muggles!"

"Whoever in the wizarding world mentions the Malfoy family is not in awe!"

"Look at your family again, what else is there besides having more children!"

Malfoy had just finished speaking, before Ronald could refute.

Suddenly, an angry voice was heard not far away.

"Draco Malfoy!"

"Damn it, let me finally catch you!"

"I see where else can you run this time?"

The owner of the voice was none other than Filch who was looking up the stairs.

Not only did the anger in Filch's heart not dissipate with the passage of time.

On the contrary, it intensified, and the eyes were as red as Fumi.

Holding a broom is a posture that wants to come over and fight Malfoy desperately.

The younger wizards didn't know that Filch was a Squib.

Malfoy panicked instantly when he saw this posture.

"Filch, what are you doing!"

"Don't come here, I'm a member of the great Malfoy family!"

"The Malfoy family? This is Hogwarts!"

It might be okay in normal times, but Filch, who is furious now, can't listen to such words.

"Malfoy, I think you should run first before talking..." Harry saw that something was wrong, and hurriedly persuaded Malfoy.

"Damn it, don't let me take the chance...  

Seeing that Filch was about to run over, Malfoy couldn't hold back anymore.

He felt ashamed.

Just finished bragging to that Weasley about his family being respected everywhere.

As soon as he turned his head, he was threatened by the night watchman of the castle!

But at this time, I don't care about the glory of the pure-blooded family...

Let's save my life first.

Immediately turned around and ran away without saying a word...

"Stop, don't try to run..."

"You can't escape this castle!"

Filch ran after him, blushing.

It wasn't until the two walked away that Ronald realized it!

"Ha, look, Harry, did you see Malfoy's embarrassed look?"

"Wherever you go, you are respected?"

"That's the funniest joke I've heard this year."

"Filch respectfully wants to fight him hard..."

Facing Ronald's cackles, Harry didn't speak, but rubbed his chin...

She always felt this matter today.

There was a vibe about it from beginning to end.

First there was the sudden appearance of trash in the Room of Requirement.

And the castle night watchman who is now chasing Malfoy...

Why exactly?

【Ding! Doubtful emotions detected!】

[Ding! The treasure chest is being drawn for the host!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a bronze treasure chest!]

In Dumbledore's office

"Albus, everyone in the castle is talking about Albus right now.

"The kid just knocked everyone on the Ravenclaw team out on the Quidditch pitch."

"Oh, Merlin, to be honest, I really don't understand that kid anymore."

The portrait of Dairis DeVante was talking to Dumbledore about what she had seen and heard in the castle.

This is also an important work of portraits in the castle.

Acting as Dumbledore's eyeliner, the headmaster can keep abreast of any changes in the castle in time.

As a therapist, Doris was dissatisfied with being able to have children at first!

She always felt that Kyle would grow up to be the Dark Lord in the future.

It wasn't until Kyle invented the Limb Regeneration Potion and the Quick Growth Potion.

All her negative feelings about bear children turned positive.

just correspond to...

Doubts also began to increase.

Kyle is a good kid, there's no denying that.

But the bear kid is either getting into trouble all day long, or on the way to get into trouble......

This made Doris a little confused.

"Hahaha, it's okay if you don't understand, this is the quality that a real Slytherin should have!" Before Old Deng could reply.

Not far from Doris, Slytherin's only ever headmaster, Phineas Nigellus Black, spoke.

Phineas had great expectations for the bear kid from the very beginning when he knew that Kyle was assigned to Slytherin.

It wasn't once or twice that the two bickered, and Doris already had countermeasures for this.

"But he drew Gryffindor's sword!"

"What does it mean to draw Gryffindor's sword? His character is a natural Slytherin!"

"But he drew Gryffindor's sword!"

"Oh, just wait and see, Doris, there will definitely be another headmaster in Slytherin in the near future!"

"But he drew Gryffindor's sword!"

"Damn it, can you stop mentioning that broken sword? Say something else? Is that all you can say?"

Hearing the portrait of Doris said faintly.

"Gryffindor's sword was drawn by him..."

Phineas: "???"

"Damn it, you wait for me!" Phineas left the photo frame in the principal's office angrily after leaving a sentence.

"No, in fact, Kyle's behavior is not difficult to understand!" Seeing the result of the quarrel between the two portraits.

Dumbledore then continued the conversation with Doris.

Old Dengtou has basically done nothing else since the beginning of school...

Just patronizing the study of bear children...

Up to now, I finally have a little brow.

"Kyle is kind, there's no denying that! Sexualized Kyle first.

"As for what you said about his behavior..."

"This child was born as an orphan. He lived in a dangerous environment like Knockturn Alley since he was a child. He is jealous and lacks attention and sense of security..."

"So maybe it's an attempt to get more attention through this behavior.

"This is the reason why he has been tirelessly getting into trouble!"

After finishing speaking, Old Deng did not forget to smile smugly.

He doesn't feel old yet!

To be able to analyze the brat so thoroughly.

". "So we need to give him more attention and love..." Doris in the portrait also came to a conclusion.

Originally thought that Dumbledore would agree, but unexpectedly the other party shook his head.

"No!"

"There is also a possibility that this child simply likes to cause trouble..."

"While his actions were innocuous

Ya has always been very measured, but thinking about it always gives me a headache..."

"So what we should do is ignore!"

"No matter what he did, we pretended nothing happened. After a long time like this, he will feel bored and won't cause trouble again!"

Dumbledore didn't dare to pay attention to and encourage the brat anymore.

That's purely because I think I'm living too long.

Old Dengtouren is getting old, but he will act more childlike.

Case number In all the process of getting along with the bear boy in the past, he was the one who suffered.

This made Dumbledore very upset!

He doesn't believe that he can't deal with a brat?

So Dumbledore made up his mind.

From the moment I give Kyle a make-up lesson, no matter what trouble the other party makes, I will treat it with a normal heart.

Just ignore it and let it cool down!

"Dumbledore, I think what you said makes sense!" Doris on the wall also nodded with a deeply approving expression.

Hearing this, Dumbledore laughed too.

Now everything is ready, just waiting for the bear boy to come to make up lessons!

He couldn't wait to see the astonished expression of the bear kid when he faced his indifference.

Just as I thought of this, the door to the principal's office was suddenly pushed open!

A tall figure squeezed in!

About four or five meters high!

The bright red body is the color of blood, full of highly developed muscles.

There is a pair of wide meat wings on the back, just like the wings of a bat.

It was Kyle's Patronus.

Barto Demon!

As soon as he entered the door, the patron saint arrogantly pointed at Bullido and laughed wildly!

"Hahaha, old man, we meet again!"

"The great Mephisto-sama came here to tell you that my master has something to do this afternoon, so he can't come to class!"

"I advise you to do it yourself!"

"Go home as soon as possible to raise pigs, don't mislead your children!"

Old Deng's head was sprayed all over his face, and his blood pressure soared instantly!

"What are you looking at!!"

"Yes, as for you, you are a very bad old man!"

"Take another look..."

The Patronus is still doing its own talking out!

The unbearable old Deng took out his old wand and shot "thunderbolt!"

The terrifying power of the legendary great wizard was vividly displayed.

Before he could react, the patron saint was blown to pieces.

Along with it, half of the principal's office was blown up.

The fainting voice of the Patronus still echoed in the air.

"You engaged in a sneak attack..."

"You can't afford to play..."

"You..."

"Hoo! Hoo! Hoo!"

Dumbledore was still panting until the Patronus' voice faded away!

It's the second time!

This is already the second time!

It's the patron saint that this brat didn't know how to create.

No one in the entire wizarding world has ever called Dumbledore that bad!

"Hey, Albus, calm down, calm down!"

"We just said that no matter what happens, we must ignore it...... Normal heart, you can do it......

The portrait of Doris on the wall hurriedly opened his mouth and shouted.

When Lao Deng heard it, he wanted to vomit blood.

Nima!

He finally found a way to deal with the brat.

I originally thought that this time I could hold the bear boy with my hands.

As a result, the other party directly asked for leave without saying...

Also sent this patron saint.

Is this something a human can think of?

[Ding! Sorrow and indignation detected!]

[Ding! The treasure chest is being extracted for the host!]

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a diamond treasure chest!】