Hogwarts: The Dark Lord? No! Call Me Satan

next morning

first day of school

All the little wizards were talking excitedly about their wonderful experiences during the summer vacation.

What went to the dragon farm in Romania subdued the fire dragon all the time.

What went to the pyramids of Egypt met the evil god.

Others rode a broom so fast that they left the Muggle fighters behind.

Kyle scoffed at this.

Look at the bad atmosphere at Hogwarts right now.

Don't let me catch it~ who started it!

Bad guys appear in the crowd!

Until the appearance of a roaring letter directly broke the lively atmosphere of breakfast.

"...for stealing the car, I wouldn't be surprised if they fired you.

"See how I deal with you then.

"You probably never thought about how your father and I felt when we found out that the car was gone..."

...so annoying, your dad is going to be censored at work, and it's all your fault.

"If you don't follow the rules again, we will bring you back immediately!"

Mrs. Weasley's angry voice echoed in the auditorium.

Ronald lowered his head and wished he could find a crack in the ground and get into it.

"Weasley, I said it yesterday, why did you guys have to come here on that flying bike?"

"When the school finds out that you haven't come, there will naturally be professors looking for you!"

"Look, you're in the Daily Prophet!"

Draco Malfoy, who was sitting on the other side of Harry, held up the newspaper in his hand.

On the front page cover is the Weasley family's flying car.

"Okay, Malfoy, stop talking..." Harry pursed his lips.

Since the summer vacation, Dobby, a house-elf who claims to be Malfoy's family, has been harassing him.

Don't let him go back to school, let alone say, and then directly attack and sabotage.

Harry wondered if he should tell Malfoy about it.

the other side

On Slytherin's long table

"Oh, look, our Slytherin king must have been frightened by my mother."

"But Ronald did go too far this time, don't you think so, Fred?"

"I'm Fred, and you're George!"

The Weasley twins moved closer behind Kyle.

"Dude, what are you thinking?"

"Would you like to check out our new invention in the Weasley joke shop? Guaranteed to blow your mind!"

After a holiday, the twins became "arrogant" all of a sudden.

There is a tendency to take back Hogwarts' number one prankster.

With that said, Fred put on the dragonhide gloves and took out a wand from his bag"!

"Look, Bloated Wand, he looks like a wand, if you pick him up like a wand."

"You'll find your hands are swollen to the size of a loaf of bread!"

"What it does is make it swell wherever it touches him!"

"A modified version of the Flierbar fireworks, we refer to a Muggle thing called a rocket."

"The design can achieve a distance of one thousand meters, and there is a powerful itching powder inside!"

"How? Is this much better than what you told us before?"

After Fred's introduction, Kyle winked triumphantly.

"Is there only one? So the cost of this thing is not cheap?" Kyle just took a look, and directly discovered the key point of the problem.

The twins froze for a moment, then looked at each other.

"Well, as expected of you, you can see the problem at a glance."

"The cost of the swollen wand is not bad, it only needs one Galleon, but the improved version of the Fierce Bar firework costs three Galleons..."

"Who would pay so much for a prank?"

George said with some disappointment.

"So, for the little wizard's black magic defense props, not only the effect must be considered, but also the cost.

Kyle nodded approvingly.

Then he looked at Gryffindor's long table.

That Howler letter had just been reduced to ashes.

"What do you guys think...how much is the cost of roaring letters? If you send hundreds or even thousands of letters to one person at the same time..."

Kyle wasn't finished yet.

The twins were shocked!

Fuck!

Is this still something a human can come up with?

18-18...

If there are hundreds or thousands of Howler letters hitting their hind feet at the same time.

...... Ask for flowers 00

that taste...

It is euphemism to describe life as worse than death!

As expected of you!

【Ding! Two shock emotions detected!】

[Ding! The treasure chest is being drawn for the host!]

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting two golden treasure chests!】

Failed to win the throne of Hogwarts' greatest prankster.

The twins were disappointed at first.

Then he went back to his student's table with an excited face and summed up the feasibility of the brat's words.

The twins feel like a whole new door has opened up for them.

Who said pranks must have special props.

Anything can be used.

This is a prank...  

Nonsence!

In Kyle's words.

This is the highest level of the great cause of resisting dark wizards!

"Lockhart?"

"Although judging from the contents of his book, he is capable."

"But to be honest, I don't think he's very good!

Always gives me a very weak feeling.

The first class of the new semester is Defense Against the Dark Arts

Gryffindor and Slytherin went together.

Taught by Gerald Lockhart!

Many little witches at Hogwarts have great expectations for it.

Of course it doesn't include Hermione.

The little witch can now be regarded as a person who has "seen the world".

Inside the elf ball in his pocket was a pet of a grand wizard level.

How can you still see Lockhart who can only talk about it.

"Cassandra, why don't you speak?" After talking for a long time, Cassandra didn't speak.

Hermione asked curiously.

"Oh, it's nothing, I'm not feeling well!" Cassandra said casually.

Pouting his lips, he looked annoyed.

This bastard......

"Okay." Hermione didn't want to say anything after hearing that, she just glanced suspiciously at the brat and Cassandra.

She thought they were weird.

Cassandra hadn't spoken to Kyle all morning.