Hogwarts: The Dark Lord? No! Call Me Satan

Dumbledore picked up an odd-flavored bean and popped it into his mouth.

He wanted to take this opportunity to instill some truth in Kyle.

As a result, the facial features suddenly became twitching in the next second.

"Oh, Merlin, it actually smells like shit!"

"Today is really unlucky."

"But it doesn't matter, we can look forward to the next one."

"Just like life, you never know how sweet the next one will be."

Swallowing the strange-flavored beans, Dumbledore picked up another one on his own.

"Well, the taste of this one..."

"Well, it looks like I'm unlucky today, it's snotty, a little salty, and sticky."

Kyle was immediately shocked...

If this weird flavored bean is life...

well!

It's shit and snot again.

How did your old man have the courage to live to be more than a hundred years old?

"Oh, this one is much better. It tastes like strawberry and is very sweet."

"And I think it's just because of the bad mistakes of the first two times that the choice is extra sweet now, don't you? Boy."

"Of course, Professor, I think what you said makes sense..."

"But I have a question." Kyle stroked his chin.

"After all, my child, it is the bounden duty of every teacher in Hogwarts to explain students' doubts, even if I am the headmaster."

Dumbledore felt that his performance just now was really wonderful.

Use strange beans to describe life.

This is much better than talking dryly.

Perhaps some more educational methods like this can be used...

"My problem is..."

"How did you know that the one just now smelled like dog shit?"

"By the way, there's still the smell of snot!"

Dumbledore: "???"

No, my old man is racking his brains here to find ways to reason with you and educate people.

As a result, you have grasped these two key points?

Well, what was I going to say just now...

Thinking is not coherent!

【Ding! Depression detected! 】

【Ding! The treasure chest is being extracted for the host! 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a golden treasure chest! 】

...

"Well, just kidding, professor, I don't think you will mind!"

"Actually, I came here mainly to admit my mistake to you."

The treasure chest has been obtained, and Kyle's expression is serious.

"I couldn't control my magic power in Transfiguration and Charms classes today..."

"Some damage was done, so..."

"Oh, it's okay." Dumbledore was relieved to hear that.

He thought something big had happened again.

"Your headmaster, Snape, has come to see me, and he's paying for classroom repairs."

"It's just that the magic power is not well controlled, so I can't blame you!"

"Really? So it has nothing to do with me!"

"Of course, we can't punish students for such a trivial matter."

Old Deng waved his hand with a smile on his face.

Then I saw Kyle quickly put all the desserts on the table back into the handbag.

Finally, he put his hand back into his messenger bag that had been cast with the "Untraceable Stretching Charm".

"Son, what are you?"

"Oh, professor, it just occurred to me that eating too much sweets for the elderly is not good for the teeth, so let's go to class first!"

"The next time I make a mistake, I'll bring it back for you!" Kyle showed his white teeth.

The smile froze on Dumbledore's face.

No, is there such a gift?

After finishing the work, take back the things you brought?

And there is a next time? ? ? ?

【Ding! Depression detected! 】

【Ding! The treasure chest is being extracted for the host! 】

【Ding! Congratulations to the host for getting a diamond treasure chest! 】

...

"Okay, today we'll talk about the Patronus Charm." After a long time, Dumbledore breathed a sigh of relief.

He felt that his blood pressure had soared just now, and he almost passed it directly.

"It's a very ancient spell that can ward off a lot of dark magic, including dementors. His spell is Invocation!"

"Only a few wizards can summon a complete Patronus."

"But I think with your talent, it's not difficult."

"When using the Patronus Charm, try to remember those moments that made you feel happy."

...

two hours later

Kyle left Dumbledore's office.

Feeling exhausted.

Old Dengtou give a lecture, it's good...

The problem is that seven of the ten sentences must be about ideological education.

Only three sentences are useful.

There are too many adulterated private goods.

If it weren't for the huge treasure chests he harvested, Kyle would have quit long ago.

In fact, in the office, Dumbledore was no better than Kyle.

tired!

Tired!

Dumbledore felt that he had been in these two hours of class.

Compared with the battle with Grindelwald in the valley...

Oh, the metaphor doesn't quite fit here.

More tired than when he fought Voldemort.

It's not like where did this brat come up with so many crooked truths.

For example, I told him that young people should be full of vigor and work hard in the right direction.

The little bear nodded, and said something with a deeply appreciative expression.

"Indeed, if you don't try hard once, you don't know how comfortable it is to give up."

Tell him that Gallon is not omnipotent, and many things cannot be bought...

The bear raised his head and asked back, "Professor, could it be because you don't have enough Galleons..."

It's so reasonable...

Take Voldemort as an example.

If he had enough Galleons in his hand back then.

You can hire all kinds of wizards all over the world to fight in England.

The Death Eaters were all drowned with their spittle.

Reasonable Dumbledore didn't know how to refute it.

Looking back now, it was a nightmarish two hours!

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