Hogwarts: The Dark Lord? No! Call Me Satan

christmas morning

Kyle opened his eyes and saw half a room full of presents in the dormitory.

These are carefully prepared by the little snakes for their allegiance objects.

Kyle got up and simply took a shower before tapping on the presents.

Most of them are magic books that cannot be seen on the market at all.

These are the most important backgrounds of the major pure-blood families.

Of course, there were some chocolates and sweets from the little Slytherin girls.

This can be regarded as a subtle way of expressing love between children.

Kyle also felt the deep friendship these Slytherin girls had for him.

Fifteen full servings of chocolate or candy infused with a potion of love

Fortunately, Xiongzi's potion level is very good.

So this story tells everyone again.

Boys must protect themselves outside.

Of course, there are exceptions like Ronald's.

This worry is purely unnecessary for Ronald · Weasley.

If you meet a blind person, hurry up and make a deal.

Word of what had happened in the last Potions class had spread before the young wizards left school.

Now he's the butt of everyone's laughing stock.

In addition to these.

Cassandra's gift was the seeds of two unknown magical plants.

Kyle was going to take it to the "Fantastic Beasts Breeding Facility" suitcase and plant it to see what would grow.

What Senior Sister Penello gave was a prop that looked like a magic wand.

As long as you wave it, brilliant fireworks will emerge from the front of the wand, and then "four six seven" will be formed into a line of characters in midair.

"Meeting you was fate, and falling in love with you was out of my control."

"Meeting you is the arrangement of fate, but falling in love with you is beyond my control."

How can people not like this kind of sensible and romantic senior sister?

Kyle originally thought that what Hermione sent would be a "dental care kit" or something, but when he opened it, he found out that it was a "Complete Book of Duel Skills"!

When learning magic with the Slytherin snake, the little witch showed a feeling of extreme desire for power.

Even Elena, the centaur lady, sent him presents on this day.

A cloak, all woven from unicorn hair.

The level of luxury is as high as that of Hagrid, the richest man in Hogwarts.

Wearing this cloak can effectively resist the damage of black magic.

Even just dismantling the raw materials and selling them is priceless.

Some professors also gave Kyle gifts, including old Dengtou.

It's all related to their subjects.

For what it's worth, Kyle found a special one among a bunch of presents.

It was sent by Pansy Parkinson.

Kyle was a little surprised when he saw the name.

The outer packaging of the gift looks unremarkable.

But unpacking...

Look inside a delicate, small leather whip inlaid with gold.

The bear kid suddenly fell into deep thought.

It took more than forty minutes to count all the gifts.

Kyle has always regarded himself as a fastidious person!

The simple truth of reciprocating favors certainly does not need to be taught by others.

He actually had Christmas presents for everyone, too.

Especially those of the little snakes, that took a lot of effort out of him.

He went to the professors of all subjects and asked them for the questions of the final exam of the previous ten years.

They were sorted according to grades, bound into volumes, and given to every little snake.

I believe that the little snakes will be able to appreciate the deep love from the leaders!

Finally, there was the gift for the twins. Kyle didn't open it directly in the dormitory, but went out of the Slytherin lounge with the gift.

All the way to the tower of the castle.

Outside Dumbledore's office, the gift was unwrapped.

Inside the box were five large dung eggs.

Kyle threw the thing out of the tower window without thinking.

Then five "bang" sounds sounded at the same time.

Just as he guessed.

The box is enchanted by the twins.

As long as it is opened, the big dung eggs inside will explode directly.

Cut, Xiao Cheng.

How dare you play tricks in front of the young master with this little ability?

"Oh, damn it!"

"Merlin's beard, who is it!"

"Who the hell!"

"Don't let me catch you!"

A moment later, Filch cursed angrily from below the castle.

As the nominal janitor of Hogwarts, he is actually a handyman.

Early in the morning, Filch dragged a big broom to sweep the snow outside the castle.

It looks like it's going to be done.

Five big dung eggs fell from the sky......

Who knows this feeling!

[Ding! Sorrow and indignation detected!]

[Ding! The treasure chest is being drawn for the host!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a bronze treasure chest!]

After standing on the side of justice with Filch upstairs and deeply condemning the twins.

Kyle knocked on the door of Old Dengtou's office.

"Professor, Merry Christmas!"

"Have you received my present?"

"Merry Christmas, boy

When the boy came in, Old Dengtou was enjoying his breakfast.

"Of course, but how did you know that the gift I would most like to receive is socks."

Socks symbolize family affection.

Old Dengtou had defeated the Dark Lord twice in his life.

Not only in England, but in the entire magic world, his prestige has reached its peak.

But who understands his misery.

My sister died before my eyes.

The younger brother is obviously in Mogsmeade Village, which is just across the wall from Hogwarts, but he is a stranger to him.

The love of his life has also been imprisoned by him for decades.

It can be said that he is the real loner.

It is precisely because of this that Old Deng can always tolerate Kyle's bratty style.

Older people like naughty little boys the most, which will make them feel like a happy family.

"Oh, I guessed, Professor, do you like this gift?"

Kyle blinked.

"Um, maybe..." Dumbledore twitched slightly.

He thought of the time when they got up together to unwrap the bear's present.

That is a very beautiful gift box.

Upon opening, Dumbledore saw a pair of socks

original.

Strong foot odor.

The kind that tastes straight to the eyes.

Immediately contributed a silver treasure chest to Kyle.

Of course, in the compartment of the box, the head also found a new sock filled with candy.

"Just like it!" The brat shrugged.

He found that today's principal's office has an extra mirror that looks very dignified.

The height reaches the ceiling, the golden frame, and the bottom is supported by two claw-shaped feet.

"Eris Stella Uhru Ayitubi Kafru Ayitang Voorhees" engraved on the top!

Mirror of Erised!

Kyle immediately recognized the mirror, which also appeared in the books.

It claims to be able to reflect the deepest desires of people.

Thinking of this, the bear child was immediately aroused curiosity.

He was also curious about what he longed for most in his heart.

So I came to the mirror...

Dumbledore stood up too.

In fact, the Mirror of Erised was brought here specially by him,

Just so that Kyle can see it when he comes over.

The bear boy had been studying with Voldemort for several months.

Although it looks the same as before, there is no sign of blackening at all.

But Old Deng didn't dare to gamble on the kid's acting skills with the future of the wizarding world.

"Son, can you tell me what you saw in there?"

Dumbledore carefully observed the bear's expression, trying to find some clues from it.

just watch and watch...

Dumbledore was lost.

The Mirror of Erised has a long history.

Old Dengtou had seen many young wizards standing in front of this mirror and showing various expressions in his life.

But never quite like Kyle.

First, the pupils shrank suddenly...

Then the eyes diverge, the mouth opens....

The smile is gradually obscene 0.

at last…………

Two lines of nosebleeds left down the nostrils.

【Ding! Shock emotion detected!】

[Ding! The treasure chest is being drawn for the host!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a silver treasure chest!]

"Um, no professor..." Kyle came back to his senses and wiped his nosebleed.

I began to wonder in my heart.

Is this magic mirror really something that little wizards can see?

unacceptable!

In the mirror, he saw that Penello, Hermione, Cassandra, Gemma Farley, Zhang Qiu, Pan Xi, and the little witch who didn't go to school all appeared in the previous life movies.

still naked...

The kind that moves...

In the previous life, even the most powerful web writers couldn't write it under the pressure of river crabs.

Anyway, it looks like the picture...  

Figure.jpg!

"I saw a lot of women inside..."

Kyle thought about it and decided to tell the truth.

"woman?"

"Yes, the naked one, Professor, it's a wicked mirror."

"It's full of things that are not suitable for children, I strongly demand to smash him!"

Dumbledore: "???"

【Ding! Depression detected!】

[Ding! The treasure chest is being drawn for the host!]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining a silver treasure chest!]

Old Dengtou was stunned.

He had a lot of guesses about what Kyle saw in the mirror.

The best of them, of course, inherited his mantle and became a respected White Wizard, Master Alchemist or Potion Master in the future.

Those who are slightly worse, compete for fame and fortune in Vanity Fair, and become an ambitious man.

 …

Of course, he was bewitched by Voldemort and became the Dark Lord of the third generation, which shrouded the entire magic world in dark clouds.

He knows the talent of the bear child too well.

If Kyle becomes the Dark Lord, Grindelwald and Voldemort will be more destructive than both.

For this reason, Old Deng thought about it for several days.

In the end, you told me that you are just a pure little pervert?

"Okay, kid..." Although Dumbledore disagreed a bit with Kyle's behavior when he saw a woman get a nosebleed.

That's not a man!

But as long as you don't become the Dark Lord, that's fine.

"Remember my holidays with

Did you mean the new teacher?"

"I've written to him, and he agreed to take you there during the Christmas vacation..."

"The original plan was today, but you told me that you have something to do today on 4.5, so tomorrow will be fine..."

"Do you have time tomorrow?"

"Yes, Professor..." Kyle nodded: "Can you tell me who the new teacher is?"

"Nicole Flamel, I think you must have heard the name!"

Chatting with Dumbledore in the office for a while, it was already past nine in the morning when Kyle left the castle.

He is carrying a suitcase.

Inside are items for the Magic Scroll Shop in Diagon Alley.

There are only three types.

"Except your weapon", "stunned" and "armor protection"!

The three most common forms of magic that are permitted by the Ministry of Magic.

Kyle deliberately controlled the quality of these magic scrolls.

The magical animal blood used is all taken from acromantula.

The power is similar to that released by ordinary adult wizards.

Even if someone wanted to use these scrolls against Kyle, it wouldn't pose much threat to him.

"Hey, Kyle, come out for a snowball fight!"

As soon as he stepped out of the castle, Kyle heard the twins' greetings.

They were having a snowball fight with a few students who hadn't been home for Christmas.

"Next time, I have something to do

Kyle just glanced at it and quickly looked away.

Good guy!

Those snowballs hit Professor Quirrell like they didn't want money, and they all went to the back of the head.

Who dares to meddle in this?

Live well, okay?

At this moment, Kyle seemed to understand why the twins died later.

It's all my fault!