Hokage: From Tsunade-san

After taking a bath, as soon as the pheasant came out of the bathroom, he heard someone outside the door calling him.

The green pheasant opened the door, and in front of him stood a familiar figure, with blonde hair, wearing a beige dress, and a faint soap fragrance on his body.

The green pheasant was surprised: “Why did you come to my house.”

“Didn’t you say you wanted to thank me for helping you catch the fish, so treat me to dinner?”

The pheasant almost forgot.

After the two caught the fish, the green pheasant planned to make a hometown dish and treat Tsunade, which led to this scene.

“You know my home?” The pheasant wondered, remembering that he hadn’t told Tsunade his own information.

“Just ask someone else.” Tsunade said lightly: “I’ve been standing outside for so long, don’t you invite me in and sit?”

Speaking of which, it was the first time she entered the home of a boy of the same age, so she was quite interested in this, but after being invited into the house by the pheasant, she was disappointed, looked at the messy room, and frowned slightly: “Your room is really messy.” The

green pheasant shook his shoulders: “The boys’ houses are like this, not to mention where the golden nest and silver nest come from their own kennel is comfortable.”

“What kind of strange metaphor is this, your room is so messy, won’t your family scold you?”

Tsunade remembers that every time he littered his things, he had to be scolded by his mother, and at that time it was his grandfather who spoke good things for her.

The green pheasant was silent for a moment: “It’s okay, I live alone.”

Although he is just a guy who occupies the magpie’s nest, he has all the memories of the host, and he feels for it in some ways.

Live alone?

Tsunade noticed a picture frame at the head of the bed, showing a middle-aged woman and a boy with a hearty smile.

It is not difficult to see from the boy’s silhouette that it is the pheasant in front of him, and when he thinks about the meaning of what he said just now, he will come to some conclusions after thinking a little deeper: “Sorry, I didn’t mean to…”

The green pheasant interrupted: “Hey, why are you showing this expression, it will make you uncomfortable.” I still want you to look unruly on weekdays, hehe…”

The smile was despicable, and Tsunade threw a punch in annoyance: “You owe a beating.”

That being said, this fist didn’t use much force.

The green pheasant dodged sideways and ridiculed: “You can beat people at every turn, but you can’t marry in the future.”

“Hmph. I won’t marry you anyway.

The green pheasant spread his hands: “Okay, let’s not talk about this.” I went to cook. Let you taste my craft.

In order to capture a woman’s heart, you must first grab her taste buds, and the pheasant knows this well, and although he does not intend to pursue Tsunade for a short time, it is still necessary to maintain a certain affection properly.

The pheasant washes the rice, puts it in the container used to steam the rice, adds a certain amount of water to the container, covers it, and starts steaming the rice.

After doing all this, he went to take out the fish, cut off the flesh on its body piece by piece, rinsed it several times, removed the blood and water, and then put it in a large bowl, added starch, egg white, salt, chicken essence, cooking wine, pepper, etc. to knead and remove the fishy pulp The

set of operations was very skillful, and Tsunade watched with interest: “I can’t see that you are quite good, what are you going to do.”

“Sauerkraut fish, this is a specialty I invented. After you eat, make sure your saliva flowes.

Qing Pheasant Tian shamelessly directly buckled the invention of this dish on his head, his face was not red, and his heart did not beat.

Tsunade didn’t believe it: “Bragging.

She didn’t believe how delicious a dish invented by a five-year-old kid could be.

“You’ll see.” The

fish was made into pulp, and then it took at least ten minutes to marinate, and during this time, the pheasant had to go to the vegetable market to buy some ingredients, and Tsunade was bored at home, so he followed.

The two walked side by side on the road.

“Huh? Isn’t this a pheasant and Tsunade?

There was a surprised voice behind him, and the green pheasant and Tsunade turned around at the same time.

It was a boy with white hair, and beside him was a boy with black hair.

The white one looked frivolous, the black one looked very calm, and it was hard to imagine the two getting together.

Seeing the two Tsunade, he was surprised: “Jiraiya, Orochimaru, I really didn’t expect to see you together.”

“It should be up to me, Pheasant, Tsunade.” Zi Lai also looked at the people alternately, and seemed to have found something, but his brain, said with a bad smile: “Is it… You two shouldn’t be dating.

As soon as the words fell, a Hao Yougen threw it directly, and Zi Laiye’s smile instantly froze, and he knelt directly, covering his stomach in pain.

“You don’t talk to no one, when you’re dumb.” Tsunade said coldly.

“Stinky.” Self is also dead duck mouth hard.

“What do you say!”

Tsunade raised an eyebrow, grabbed Jiraiya’s collar, and raised it with one hand.

Zi Laiye’s pupils shrank, and he said with fear: “Qing Pheasant, take care of your girlfriend.”

Ignoring Jiraiya’s plea for help, the green pheasant turned his head to look at the big snake pill, and said curiously, “How are you two together.”

The big snake pill said helplessly: “I just happened to meet on the road, and then this guy pestered me and wanted to try shuriken with me.”

The green pheasant nodded, indicating that it understood.

“What about you?”

Orochimaru looked at Tsunade, who was beating Jiraiya.

“Tsunade helped me catch a big fish, I was going to make a dish to treat her in order to thank her, and now the two of us are preparing to buy some ingredients for cooking.”

Orochimaru nodded.

But the question arises again, how could the pheasant and Tsunade fish together, and when did the two have a good relationship to this extent.

It won’t really be like what I said just now, the two are getting better…

Although he had doubts, Orochimaru was not interested in gossip in this regard.

Compared with this, he was more interested in other aspects: “Qingjian-kun, are you free tomorrow?” I have some questions recently that I want to discuss with you.

The two officially met in the library, and at the beginning, the big snake pill did not want to deal with the behavior of the green pheasant taking the initiative to come up.

But after a few short conversations, Orochimaru found that the pheasant was a very interesting person, often able to put forward refreshing points of view, and as soon as they came and went, the two became familiar, and often discussed some issues in private.

“No problem.”

The pheasant readily agreed. Seeing that the two

were talking happily, Tsunade was surprised to release the hands that were holding Jiraiya’s collar, and Orochimaru, who had always been a loner, would have a close relationship with this pheasant who slept all day, and it was still the pheasant who dominated the two.

“Are you familiar with Orochimaru?”

“It’s okay.” Qing Pheasant said lightly: “We often discuss some interesting questions.

“What kind of topic.”

Tsunade was curious about what kind of topics a guy like Orochimaru usually talked about with the pheasant.

The green pheasant smiled slightly, stretched out two hands, touched his five fingers, and curled into a circle: “For example, the world we live in may be a circle.” ”

Huh?

Hearing this, Tsunade’s whole person was confused.

What is this talking about?

She understood every word, but she didn’t know what the pheasant was talking about. The big snake pill silently watched Tsunade’s

reaction, at first he heard this sentence is no better than Tsunade, thinking that the green pheasant was talking nonsense, but he didn’t expect that the green pheasant could analyze it with reason afterwards, and suddenly the big snake pill’s impression of the green pheasant’s love to sleep came to a hundred and eighty degree turn, and he was shocked.

“Very interesting topic.” Orochimaru said with a smile.

“You two study these things all day?” Tsunade looked at the two strangely.

“Not quite, we occasionally discuss other interesting things, such as what were the earliest human ancestors?”

Tsunade was puzzled, “Aren’t the ancestors of humans human?” What is there to discuss about this.

“No, I mean earlier, before humans fully evolved into humans.” Talking about this, the

big snake pill seemed to open a chatterbox, and his mouth was like a river: “Creatures will continue to evolve themselves over time and the environment, and humans also come this way, and in the process of communicating with Qingheijun, I came to the conclusion that humans may have evolved from some kind of ape, is this an interesting view…”

Tsunade: …

She was more attentive to eating than discussing these things.

Seeing Tsunade’s lack of interest, Orochimaru didn’t continue to talk about it.

The Tao is different, and there is no conspiracy.

Sure enough, the only one who could go straight to the depths of his soul was Qingheijun.

The green pheasant asked, “Big Snake Pill, have you eaten any food?”

“Nope.”

In that case, you come to my house to eat, anyway, the fish is so big, I and Tsunade can’t finish eating, and the fish will not be fresh after a long time.

The big snake pill was not pretentious when he was invited, and nodded directly and agreed, he also wanted to taste what the dish made by the green pheasant would be like.

Since the death of his parents, there was a period of extreme pain in his heart, because he was afraid of feeling this pain again, he voluntarily closed his heart and became unwilling to communicate with others.

Like now, they are enough to communicate with people normally, and that is all because of the appearance of green pheasants.

At the beginning of communicating with the pheasant, he thought it was interesting to talk to the other party, and as he continued to communicate, gradually the closed door began to open, allowing him to come out of the shadow in his heart.

Thinking of this, the corner of the big snake pill’s mouth showed a smile that was not easy to detect even himself. The expression of the big snake pill, the

green pheasant looked in his eyes, it seemed that under his influence, the big snake pill had slowly begun to come out of the gloom.

In the original work, the big snake pill became so sneering in the later stage, and the life of the grass mustard was largely influenced by external influences.

While the big snake pill is still only showing signs now, the green pheasant has done a good thing by extinguishing the seedlings in time.

Tsunade’s pig’s head watched the three of them leave their backs and shouted, “Hey, have you forgotten me?” ”