Hokage: From Tsunade-san

Tsunade was stunned: “People?

“People are not grass and trees, who can be ruthless, if you really live in this way, then the long life is inevitably too gray, I think my dead relatives will not want to see this, for this reason, I also need to have friends like normal people to accompany me through a long life.” And the three of you are my chosen friends. People

are not grass and trees, who can be ruthless.

The big snake pill chewed these words carefully, not only sighing.

Qingheijun is really talented.

Just opening his mouth for two sentences made him gain a lot. In fact, in the

eyes of Orochimaru, the green pheasant sleeps at school all day, which is by no means laziness as described by outsiders, but because he is too smart to be interested in anything.

Selected?

Tsunade was in the fog: “What do you mean?” “As I said, people are

animals that seek profit and avoid harm, since I can’t stop my classmates from becoming ninjas to find death, then I have to select the people who are most likely to survive in the process of performing the mission as friends, and after my observation, the three of you should be the three most talented students in my class besides me.”

“If nothing else, the strength of the three of you should be very strong in the future, and the probability of mortality in the natural execution of the task is relatively low.

“Of course, the premise is that you and I get along, if you can’t play with me, I won’t have a deep communication with you and treat you as a friend.”

Hearing this, the three of them all had a feeling.

First of all, I am also very happy.

Since his studies, he has been a crane tail, and the people around him laugh at himself as an idiot.

I don’t want to admit it, but I actually know what level I am better than anyone, and I can’t imagine that the genius pheasant would recognize him so much. The big snake pill was suddenly cheerful, and finally understood the reason why the green pheasant

would deliberately approach him that day, as for the impure motive, this is not a matter in the eyes of the big snake pill, but he saw the frankness of the green pheasant, and did not hide that he really regarded him as a friend.

Tsunade, like Orochimaru, is not worried about the impure motives of the pheasant, she can play with the pheasant, and her own motives are not pure, and the food he cooks, but after deep communication from shallow to deep, it eventually evolves into a good friend.

It’s just that she just has a little bit of confusion:

“If you say so, it does make some sense, but since this is the case, why does Zilai also enter your eyes, he can play with you, I admit this, after all, you two are big colored wolves, embarrassed, the same smell.”

Pheasant: …

Jiraiya: … “But as you said, you

also have a premise in choosing a friend, that is, you have a high ninja talent, forgive me, I really don’t see that this guy from Laiye has the slightest talent to be a ninja, it can be said that there is nothing but shortcomings, he is an obvious trap in Yuan Fei’s test, no matter how you look at it, it belongs to the kind of guy who died in the process of the mission.” That’s a lot different from your standard.

Tsunade analyzed it reasonably, almost analyzing the color of Jiraiya’s bottoms, making him very self-contained.

“Hey, Tsunade, I’m going too far for you to say that.

” Ji Lai was also very depressed, I didn’t expect that I was this way in the minds of Tsunade’s subordinates, but if I think about it, it’s really like this…

The green pheasant said, “You are too young.”

Zi Lai also looked at him, his expression moved: “Green pheasant…”

“Well, although what you said is right.”

Jiraiya: …

Tsunade laughed and said, “I’ll just say, could it be that you lowered the merit criteria because you smelled the same as Jiraiya.”

“I’m not the one who lowers my merit criteria for this reason, and he can become my friend since then, naturally he has a reason.” Qing Pheasant said, “Haven’t you ever thought that you have the best grades in the class and the big snake pill, why do you team up with the crane tail in the class?”

Tsunade took it for granted: “Isn’t it to balance strength?”

Qing Pheasant shook his head: “You think too simple, if it is simply to balance strength, then you and the big snake pill should have someone assigned to other teams in exchange for a middle-level teammate.”

“The three levels of upper, middle and lower, this is what you call the balance of strength, but obviously this is not the case. I remember you said that your guide Shangninja Ape Flying Sun Chopper is a disciple of the second generation of Hokage, so I think that the strength is also one of the best in the village, so the question is, you, the big snake pill, and the ape flying sun chop are all the best, why install a crane tail Zilaiye?

Tsunade thought for a moment, looked at Jiraiya, who was looking confused, and said extremely reluctantly: “Could it be that this guy is a hidden genius?”

The green pheasant shrugged: “Otherwise…”

What?

Am I a genius?

Zi Lai was also confused and scratched his head.

Growing up so big, it was the first time someone said he was called a genius.

How did I not know?

This feeling is as if a young man who is used to bitterness and haha, and suddenly one day his poor father tells himself: Child, your father and I are actually a super rich second generation, and the banknotes I have can circle the earth.

I have been raising you for so many years to temper you, so that you know how to bear hardships and stand hard and pragmatic spirit, now the time is ripe, it’s time to tell you.

At this moment, I don’t want to mention how happy I am, I can’t help but laugh wildly up to the sky: “Wow, haha, I know, I know, I am a genius, sure enough, the toad immortal sincerely does not deceive me, the child of fate gives me whom.”

Looking at Jiraiya who was so stunned, Tsunade felt as uncomfortable as eating a fly in his mouth, looked at the pheasant, and seemed to say: “Pheasant, tell me quickly, all this was a joke just now, right?”

Qing Pheasant smiled bitterly: “I’m sorry, in a sense, Zi Lai is indeed a genius, because he has something that none of the three of us have.” And this thing is closely related to the most important talent of ninjas.

“Pheasant, you are really my soulmate, I really love you to death.” mua~”

“Fuck off, I’m not interested in men.” The green pheasant pushed away the Jiraiya who came up with a look of disgust.

“Hehe, sorry, I’m so excited.” Zi Lai also rubbed his hands excitedly: “Tell me quickly, what talent I have is unknown.” How did I not know.

“Lustful.”

“Huh?”

Jiraiya’s smile instantly froze.

Perhaps this is not obvious enough, and the pheasant also deliberately added a serious sentence: “And it is very colorful.”

Jiraiya: ◑ˍ◐

Looking at the pheasant’s eyes is as if to say, are you teasing me?

Tsunade smiled furiously, and couldn’t be admired.

Orochimaru covered his mouth and snickered.

The green pheasant said seriously: “I’m not kidding.

The three: “Uh…”

The green pheasant continued: “Self is also very, which is a disadvantage and an advantage.

Tsunade was speechless, lecherous is the advantage of a hairball.

She is suspecting that the pheasant is talking nonsense in a serious book, and she is happy to find herself.

“Pheasant, you’re not kidding me.”

Jiraiya is still somewhat self-aware, he admits that he is, but he has not cheeky to say that lustfulness can match ninja talents, and it is also the most important ninja talent.

Qing Pheasant said seriously: “How can it be a joke, I’m very serious, well, I also have a very large Chakra potential, and this Chakra may be more than me, Tsunade, and Orochimaru combined.”

Zi Lai also refined 10 potential, his Chakra is really possible to get up more than the three of himself.

He.

Just him?

Orochimaru and Tsunade looked at Jiraiya at the same time, and their faces almost had disbelief written on their faces.

Questioned by the two, Zi Lai also raised his voice to give himself a mighty voice: “How? Can’t I?

Tsunade shook his head, “I don’t believe it.

Orochimaru echoed, “I don’t believe it either.

Zi Lai also shouted: “Hey, you guys! That’s enough, am I so bad in your eyes?

Orochimaru and Tsunade both voted yes.

Jiraiya: …

He looked at the pheasant with a hopeful gaze.

Anyway, what do I say, those two goods are not believed, at this time it is better to give the “microphone” to my dear friend and let him decide for himself.

The green pheasant smiled and said, “You should remember what Chakra is made of.”

The big snake pill nodded: “Chakra generally refers to the product of an average mixture of spiritual energy and physical energy. I’m right, Pheasant-kun. “Yes, knowing the components of Chakra,

then you only need to simply perform a simple reverse to roughly know what kind of person has a huge Chakra, and the Chakra that wants to enhance itself is mainly enhanced from these two aspects.”

“Strong physical energy and mental energy, Tsunade and I are a very typical example, because of the peculiarities of our family. “The Uchiha clan is born with strong spiritual energy,

while the Senju clan on the other side is born with strong physical energy, so the people of our two families, Chakra, are much better than ordinary people.”

Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya: “In other words, you mean that Jiraiya this guy also has strong mental power or strong physical energy~”

The green pheasant echoed, “Yes.”

Tsunade didn’t understand, “But what does this have to do with being.”

The green pheasant smiled and said, “Because lecherous people tend to secrete more male hormones.”

“Androgen is what’s the thing.” Not to mention that he was very confused

to hear, and Tsunade was very confused when he listened.

“The so-called male hormones … Well, this is extracurricular content, complicated to say, you just need to know that often lecherous people are more energetic. In other words, it has relatively strong body energy, and if I were to rank the three of you by the Chakra amount, it should be that Zilai is also greater than Tsunade, and Tsunade is greater than the Great Snake Pill. Since also because of the lecherous so Chakrado, Tsunade you were born a thousand hands so Chakra should also be good, ranked second, the big snake pill, because of the bad color, well, Chakra should be the least.

Orochimaru: …

Whether lustfulness has anything to do with body energy, the pheasant does not dare to judge, but the huge Chakra must have a great relationship with body energy.

Don’t look at what kind of lustful looks in the original work, it’s not surprising that the back is an “athlete”, this is not a pheasant standing on a moral height to despise anything, the cold pheasant on the moral high ground is not willing to stay, he is according to the truth, do not look at the people in their fifties or a thick hair, there is no strong body energy support, who believes.

Tsunade shook his head, “I don’t quite understand.

The green pheasant is a good teacher, and he whispered softly: “Where don’t you understand?” You said?

Tsunade asked rhetorically, “Aren’t you too?”

“How dare you assert that Jiraiya Chakra is more than the three of us Chakra combined.”

（-_-||Pheasant: “I’m in the normal range for men, okay.”

Tsunade raised an eyebrow: “Oh, yes?” But I remember you said that your dream in the future is to marry two wives, and I wondered how this didn’t look like a normal person could say.

The green pheasant said in a deep voice: “I am cautious.

Tsunade was speechless, “What does this have to do with prudence?”

The green pheasant snapped his fingers and said seriously: “You think, if I only marry one wife, in case of an accident and death of one, then won’t I become a loner, marry two, die one, and have one left, which is equivalent to a layer of insurance.” The green pheasant

said reasonably, so that Tsunade was very speechless, and almost believed it, the green pheasant’s brain is smart is smart is that this person always uses this intelligence not for the right way, and all he thinks about is strange things.

Zi Lai’s eyes lit up, it turned out that there was still this kind of operation, and in an instant, he was able to say this kind of thing so high-sounding.

In terms of lecherousness, Zi Lai has always been stingy in adding talent.

Soon the pheasant’s caution was inferred, and in the future, if someone said he was, he replied that we were cautious, because ninja is a high-risk profession, I have to hurry to leave more heirs, because it is easy to die in one birth, so the more the merrier.

Tsunade flicked his forehead, and his brain hurt.

She didn’t want to go on this topic, and she felt that if she continued to say this, she would be led into the ditch by the crooked reasoning of the green pheasant: “All in all, I understand your intentions, you want to be a medical ninja, just because you don’t want to see your partner sacrifice, right, I can’t see that you guy is quite humane.” I’ll just approve of you.

“Oh, that’s not it, I think being a medical ninja is mainly because I am afraid of death myself.”

Tsunade: …