Hokage: Give Me Face

133 Konoha Amuses More Than Joy (1/5)

In the sea of ​​consciousness, a golden light lit up from under the screen, just like a third-rate web game. An aperture first appeared on the ground, and then, with a swish, a golden light bloomed, and the white screen turned directly into gold!

Hey hey hey, even if I want to upgrade, it should be the golden light under my feet, right? You are a lousy screen, more expensive than me?

Looking at the golden screen in front of him, Ye Xuan slapped it a few times, and then spit out a saliva at the screen. Unfortunately, it was just his own consciousness, and the saliva disappeared after a while.

Having said that, after using my face fruit to upgrade with a full 10,000 ingots, what is the new ability?

Ye Xuan was puzzled in the sea of ​​consciousness, but outside, he still maintained the state of instinctive charge, and quickly rushed towards the Konoha gate with the team.

"Little Xuan, why are you back?" Sarutobi asked from a distance.

He didn't know that Ye Xuan's thoughts were sinking into the sea of ​​consciousness. Seeing Ye Xuan getting closer and closer to him, he thought that the other party was going to give him a hug. He opened his arms with a smile on his face, and then...

boom!

With a loud bang, the vibrations from the outside finally woke Ye Xuan, his consciousness returned, and he realized that he was already standing at the gate of Konoha.

"what......"

Ye Xuan blinked, not understanding why Sarutobi fell upside down into the Konoha fence, he scratched his head and said hello.

"Hello everyone! Comrades have worked hard!" He waved his hand stupidly, but he didn't notice that the thousands of ninjas around were covered in black lines.

Hatake Sakumo twitched the corners of his mouth, raised his hand to Sarutobi in the wall, and said softly, "Little Xuan, you just knocked Lord Hokage flying."

Ye Xuan "..."

.....

Anyway, to be able to come back safely is already a fortune among misfortunes, the territory is invaded, as long as people are there, we can form a group to fight.

In Hokage's office, Sarutobi said this, and then he asked Tsunade to take Hatake Sakumo back to the hospital for treatment. With Tsunade, the strongest medical ninja in the ninja world, Hatake Sakumo's injury recovered faster.

"Little Xuan, Orochimaru, Jiraiya, I want to trouble you again. Before Sakumo's injury is healed, the front of the Kingdom of Wind still needs you to resist. The thousand-man army is ready. If you can persist..."

"No need!"

Ye Xuan refused, which immediately stunned the monkey, and then nodded: "Okay, Little Xuan is resting in Konoha, Orochimaru, you and Jiraiya will lead the team, go..."

"I said no more!"

Ye Xuan interrupted Sarutobi again, which caused some doubts in his heart, he knew that Ye Xuan would not be mad for no reason, so why would he refuse?

Sarutobi couldn't figure it out, and looked directly at Jiraiya and Orochimaru, Orochimaru simply closed his eyes and took a step back, expressing that he didn't want to explain.

"Jiraiya, you say!"

"Well, Mr. Sarutobi, it's actually like this..." Jiraiya stared at Ye Xuan through gritted teeth, feeling extremely unhappy.

70 people defeated 2000 Sand Ninjas, including the strong third Kazekage and Chiyo. It can be said that Ye Xuan's achievements are all thanks to Ye Xuan, but now, he has to explain it one by one, and let him Tell me, this stinky brat's exploits!

"Stinky brat of Shimura's house, you remembered it for me!"

Jiraiya glared at Ye Xuan again, turned to Sarutobi, and after thinking about the whole thing clearly, she said slowly: "Mr. Sarutobi, first of all, you don't have to worry, Third Kazekage has already returned to the wind with the Sand Ninja army defeated. The country, that is to say, the crisis on the front of the country of the wind has been lifted for the time being."

After Jiraiya finished speaking, Sarutobi hesitated, as if he didn't understand, and asked again: "What did you just say?"

"I said... The Shimura kid took 70 of us and defeated the Sand Ninja Army."

"Huh? Wait...I didn't get it, say it again!"

"I said! Shimura stinky boy used a strategy to defeat the Sand Ninja Army! Sarutobi teacher, are you stupid? Why do you want me to say it so many times! Do you know that every time I say it, my heart bleeds!!! "

Clang!

The glass shattered, Jiraiya screamed and flew to the distant horizon, and after a while, disappeared into a star.

"How dare you say I'm stupid, I'm getting more and more jerk!"

Sarutobi snorted lightly, and sat back on the chair as if nothing had happened. He glanced at Ye Xuan, and a bright smile appeared on his face.

"That... Little Xuan, what Jiraiya just said, is it true?"

"Humph!"

Ye Xuan put his hands on his hips and held his head high, with a look of 'I will never pay attention to you if you don't do me any favors', which made Sarutobi's smile linger.

He looked left and right, and finally picked up the banana on the desk very reluctantly, and trotted to Ye Xuan: "Come, come, Little Xuan, eat fruit, this is the latest and best banana in the land of fire. , it was sold to me by the big name, and it was specially supplied to me, only 30 pieces a month, come come come, Little Xuan, make sure to eat my fruit for today's snack!"

"Huh? Don't you eat it yourself?" Ye Xuan squinted his eyes and swallowed slightly.

You must know that the bananas that Sarutobi eats are extremely rare in the land of fire. They are only produced in the place where fruits are grown in the inner courtyard of the Daimyo Prefecture. They produce 400 bananas a year, of which 365 are given to Sarutobi.

"Hehehehe...I eat it every day, if Little Xuan wants to eat..." Before Sarutobi's words were finished, Ye Xuan took the banana and peeled it.' Eat it with a few bites.

"Well, it tastes as good as the last time, I have decided that half of the bananas you supply every year in the future must be given to me!"

"Huh? Wait! Little Xuan! This is definitely not possible!"

"No? Okay, I'll go to Lake Biwa in a while, and I'll tell her that you've been sitting in your office all day peeking at the Konoha Women's Bathhouse!"

"Eh? Little Xuan, you can eat rice and talk nonsense! You have no evidence, this is slander!"

"Slander? Yohohohoho, dead monkey, the crystal ball on your desk is very beautiful, how come you have an extra crystal ball after only half a month? Or... teach the telescope technique. I?"

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