Hokage: Give Me Face

187 Put a Smelly Fart (3/5)

What conspiracy is in the land of the land, Ye Xuan doesn't know.

Because he focused all his attention on his own front.

The earth is shaking!

Konoha's ninjas stared into the distance with solemn faces.

On the horizon in the distance, rows of figures gradually appeared, with a calm and terrifying look.

"Why is Cloud Shinobi's morale still so strong?" Mitarashi Zixiao murmured to himself, with a hint of unconfidence on his face.

"Maybe they feel that they have destroyed our logistics team, so they can regain their confidence." Hyuga Soji frowned slightly.

"Not necessarily, I personally think... This kind of momentum doesn't seem to match the characteristics of Cloud Shinobi Village?"

Jiraiya dragged her chin in thought, but Ye Xuan glanced in surprise at his words.

"I didn't expect, Jiraiya, you will understand one day!"

"Humph! I didn't expect it, I've always been smart, I just don't want to show it!"

Hearing Ye Xuan's admiration, Jiraiya raised her chin slightly, her face full of pride.

"Good dog, come, open your mouth"

"Ah..." Jiraiya subconsciously grabbed the biscuit that Ye Xuan handed over, her body shook, she suddenly understood, and spit out the biscuit fiercely.

"Stinky brat! You are courting death!!!"

He clenched his fists angrily and his eyes were on fire, but Ye Xuan just cowardly shouldered and pointed at the people around him, only to realize that everyone around him was looking at him strangely, that kind of look... .

“This is a misunderstanding!!!”

Jiraiya covered her face with her hands and wished she could find a crack to burrow in. The dignified atmosphere was also broken by Jiraiya. Ye Xuan glanced at Jiraiya with contempt, then looked straight ahead, at the thousands of enemies!

"Just now Jiraiya was right about one thing, what the opponent showed was a kind of 'calm' qi, walking step by step, a united force, but... Is it possible for Third Raikage to be calm?"

Everyone is not a fool, they just didn't understand it fully. When Ye Xuan pointed it out, everyone nodded and realized that the so-called 'comfortable' is just the performance of Cloud Shinobi Village's lack of self-confidence.

"Patriarch Liushan, Mi Kazuko, are you okay?" Ye Xuan tilted his head and glanced at the two of them, and got a positive reply from them.

"no problem!"

"very good!"

Ye Xuan nodded and didn't say anything else, this kind of on-the-spot command of the battle, Danzo is an old river and lake, he doesn't need to intervene on paper.

The border between the land of fire and the land of soup is very flat. This is impossible. There is nothing to defend in the east and the north of the land of fire. It is better to choose a terrain to set up traps, at least to lose some of the strength of the enemy. .

Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!

Every time they took a step, the ninjas in the front poured Lightning Style into the ground. They didn't know where to start the arrangement of the detonator, and only this method could prevent the explosion.

"Although it is slightly different, but basically as expected by Little Xuan, Cloud Shinobi Village has lost the belief that it will go forward and win every battle!"

"That is to say, my previous arrangement was not in vain?"

"Of course not! The improvement Little Xuan made three days ago has more accurate Master's psychology, Liushan Patriarch, we are here to appreciate it and see how effective the sealed trap that took several months to set up can play! "

The corner of Danzo's mouth is smiling, and he is in a good mood, and the expression on Danzo's face also relaxes the elites beside him, as if Domino's dominoes, the whole Konoha's nervousness is relieved, and it will not break before the war begins. 's strings.

"It really is an old fox!"

Ye Xuan glanced at Danzo quietly, and after realizing that Danzo was also looking at himself, he blinked slightly.

"I'm an old fox, aren't you a little fox?" Seeing that everyone's attention was focused on Cloud Shinobi, Danzo also blinked, as if saying 'calling me is also scolding yourself'.

"I was originally a little fox, a cute, handsome and smart little fox!"

Ye Xuan twisted his ass proudly. I don't know if he ate too much barbecue last night, and his stomach suddenly felt uncomfortable!

"Oops! I'm going to fart!"

His face changed, and there were more than 2,000 ninjas standing behind him, so he absolutely couldn't make a fool of himself at such a time.

Thinking of this, Ye Xuan squeezed/tighten a little, gently, slowly, one 'sweet' and 'sweet', divided eight times, and finally let out all his farts.

"Smelly! Who farts?"

The huge stench that suddenly poured out made hundreds of ninjas cover their noses behind them. This was a fart from a stomachache, and it belonged to the kind of stinky fart.

"It's not me! It should be the front!"

"It's not me, it's more ahead!"

The ninjas whispered, and soon they looked at the target in the first row, Ye Xuan rolled his eyes, turned his head suddenly, and shouted at the back: "What are you discussing? Isn't it just a fart? This is Danzo Adult farts! No matter how stinky it is, you have to smell it!"

Ye Xuan shouted loudly, causing Danzo's expression to stagnate and glaring at Ye Xuan fiercely.

"Stinky boy, when this battle is over, let's see how I clean up you!"

"La la la, I'm just telling the truth, you want to use the power of the legion commander to oppress me, and I can't help it"

Ye Xuan shook his head with a smile, and Danzo's teeth were tickled with anger. When Danzo found out that the ninja behind him were still discussing this matter, he couldn't help but break out!

"What are you discussing! It's obviously Little Xuan's fart! Look at what I'm doing!"

"Woooooo... My father farted, but because of his bad face, he pushed the matter on his son, woo woo..."

Ye Xuan pouted and cried, and Katsuyu on his shoulder jumped with excitement: "Father beats son! Legion commander beats chief of staff... It's going to kill people la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la... .."

"Little Katsuyu, your performance is too exaggerated! A little bit of emotional restraint!"

"Oh...is that so?"

"Take a little more restraint!"

"so?"

"Well, almost there"

Ye Xuan taught Katsuyu with a serious face, and the weird style of painting finally made Danzo cover his forehead and sigh deeply.

"Lord Danzo..."

"Hey... Jiraiya, you don't have to say it, I already understand..."_