Hokage: My system is getting more and more wrong

"Lin Yu! Lin Yu! What are you stunned little devils! Did you hear what I just said!"

？ Tsunade waved his hand in front of Lin Yu, and seeing that he didn't react, his backhand was a "heavy hammer" and knocked up.

Syllable!

Lin Yu rubbed his head, returned to his senses, and grabbed Tsunade's silky arm, feeling quite angry in his heart.

Well, you Tsunade, I still want to help you resurrect the rope tree, you actually knocked my braincase so hard, Jiu Xinnai because she is a little girl, I Lin Yu humbled her!

And you're an adult, and I'm not going to get used to you anymore!

Eat me with a "snap of your fingers"!

Tsunade didn't expect Lin Yu to suddenly grab her hand, and the delicate body that had been leaning forward moved forward again, Lin Yu's beautiful little face was close in front of him, and there was a warm breath blowing on his white little face, leaving a touch of crimson that gradually spread around.

Before Tsunade could break free, her beautiful eyes caught a glimpse of Lin Yu slowly reaching out towards him, gradually approaching her cheek.

What is Lin Yu going to do! Is he going to touch my face!?

Do you want to refuse? Damn it! Is this kind of problem still to be considered! Of course, give him a "painful foot" with a backhand, plus a 360-degree roundhouse kick, give him a "strange force massage", and then ...

Tsunade's white and flushed cheeks seemed to feel the temperature of Lin Yu's palm, and her beautiful eyes slowly closed...

Syllable!

Hiss! A sharp pain came from the forehead, and Tsunade's smooth white forehead quickly reddened at a speed visible to the naked eye, gradually spreading to the roots of the ears, you can imagine how much strength Lin Yu used!

Tsunade exclaimed in pain, and his right hand quickly withdrew from Lin Yu's hand, gently rubbing his forehead.

Lin Yu, this little ghost! It's all swollen! the old lady! Tears are falling!

Lin Yu looked at Tsunade's somewhat reddened forehead, and the "Snap Finger Divine Skill" that had not yet been stretched back froze in the air, and his heart trembled: It's over, it seems to be too much force.

Lin Yu originally thought that with the physique of the Thousand Hands Clan, this strength should be able to withstand it, so he added a little strength, but he didn't expect to be swollen by him!

"Little ghost! See what good you've done! It's all swollen! Tsunade's eyes were a little red, she almost cried when she was shot, does it hurt so much here!?

She will see who is not happy in the future, and she will play people like this! The first one is Uzumaki Lin Yu!

"Ahhh... This, I... Who told you to hit me first! I call this the way of the other to give back to the other! "Lin Yu decided to be tough for once! It's also Tsunade's hand that moves first!

Although Tsunade didn't understand where Lin Yu's words came from, the general meaning could still be understood, which meant that she deserved to be shot! All right...... It doesn't seem to be very understandable.

Tsunade said angrily, "I came to chat with you, but you were in a daze there, can I not wake you up?" "

I didn't!" Lin Yu retorted, I was thinking about whether to resurrect the rope tree, which is called a daze!

"Did you hear everything I just said?"

Tsunade's hand surrounded by green light, gently stroking his forehead.

Is this all done with palm cactus! Isn't it, does it hurt that much? With the physique of your Thousand Hands Clan, you will recover in a few minutes!

Lin Yu pouted and said, "Isn't it just about finding the black-robed man to resurrect the rope tree?"

When Tsunade heard this, the cold in his eyes became even worse, and he gritted his silver teeth and said, "You actually started sleepwalking at that time!" I just said so much about myself, and even asked if you want to see the scroll left by my grandfather! Whew

, Tsunade gasped and said, "No need now, you've been pulled into the blacklist by me!"

Lin Yu was suddenly anxious, this is not okay!

He also had a daydream of Susatoru Buddha, and quickly said: "Oh, Tsunade, with your broad mind, you must not be angry about this little thing, right?"

"I'm angry!"

"I treat you to Ichiraku ramen!"

"I don't like noodles, I like to drink!"

"I treat you to ten-year Ichiraku ramen!"

"Uh... I think..."

"Yes! Discount it!

"Well, it doesn't hurt that much!"

Lin Yu scratched his head to hide his contempt for Tsunade at this time, gambler!

"That... Can I go and see the Mudu scroll? Lin Yu croaked his teeth and showed Tsunade a smile that he thought was very handsome.

"Huh! No way! Tsunade flicked his fingers, as if he also wanted to test the power.

Lin Yu hesitated, forget it, since it can't be clear, then come secretly! Explore the land of the Thousand Hands at night!

Lin Yu has already thought about it, and by the way, he can beat the big snake pill to complete the transaction between them, huh! Not bad!

"But... If you can make me flick 100 times on the forehead, I can meet your request!

Tsunade stretched out his pink tongue and licked the corners of his mouth, his fingers trembling slightly.

What the! Under 100? No way! Absolutely not!

Isn't this allowed to be bounced into a big pig's head!? Then I might as well visit Tsunade's house at night!

Lin Yu strongly disagreed!

......

Syllable! Boom!

A figure flew out of the house, smashed on the wall, and fell into it with a bang.

Lin Yu: ???

Didn't it say that it's okay to just play it, and the rest of the installments? Tsunade, you are going too far, a hundred strokes of force condensed into one?

Lin Yu's head was a little dizzy, he felt as if his head had been hit by a truck, and his eyes flashed Venus.

"Whew ~ cool!" Tsunade put away his finger snapping posture and exhaled heavily, it turns out that the bullet man's forehead is so refreshing!?

"What cool! Don't take me to see the Mu Dun scroll yet! Be careful I let you compensate for medical expenses! Lin Yu rubbed his slightly raised forehead, hissing! It hurts!

If he didn't have the Wooden Dragon Art, the Wooden Man Art, the Rank Rank Technique, and other signature ninjutsu among the Thousand Hand Pillars this time, then he would have lost a lot!

"Hey, before I can exert my strength, you will fall!"

Tsunade snorted, turned around and left Lin Yu with the back of his head and two dangling golden ponytails, and walked towards the back room.

This... I seem to have heard this line somewhere, where is it....

Lin Yu had some impressions in his mind, but it seemed that he couldn't remember it for too long, forget it, Mu Dun mattered!

......

Whoops!

Tsunade pulled out a large rusty box, lifted it up with one hand and shook it, pouring out a bunch of messy items, including dice, dice cups, several tattered scrolls, wine bottles...

Lin Yu's face was a little dark, what kind of stuff are these! What the hell is that wine bottle, it seems that there is still liquid in it, and the pillars did not finish drinking it back then!?

Tsunade looked at Lin Yu's gaze, his face turned red, raised his plain hand and threw the wine bottle out, and said in a low voice: "I accidentally threw it in when I was drunk." "

Good fellow! You're using the box that stores the relics between the thousand hand pillars as a trash can! But why do you open this box when you drink? Oh yes, dice... This grandcouple really loves this!

Lin Yu was a little worried, "Did you store your grandfather's relics like this?" Then even if there is a ninjutsu scroll, it will not rot into slag!

Tsunade didn't reply, bent down and fumbled in the large iron box for a while, and after a while, a black sealing scroll was touched by Tsunade.

Lin Yu: How do you feel a little bit of an award?

Tsunade glanced at Lin Yu, threw the black scroll to him, and said, "Mum, remember to come back after reading it, I can't learn it anyway, it's a waste of time."

Lin Yu took the scroll, carefully placed it in his arms, looked at Tsunade's rather disdainful eyes, and pretended to be arrogant: "Hmph! If others can't do it, doesn't mean that I can't whirlpool Lin Yu, or let's make a bet?

"How to bet?" Tsunade said with interest.

"Just bet on whether I can learn Mu Duan, if I lose, you can dispose of it at will, but if I win, I want you to promise me one thing in the future!"

"Yes! But I'm going to set a time, or you'll learn for the rest of your life. Three months, I'll give you three months! Tsunade stretched out three white fingers and said proudly.

I'm finally going to win a gamble!

"I promised! Just three months! "

Lin Yu: Tsunade will lose every bet, and this time he won! Between the pillars, I helped you avenge the "littering of wine bottles"! You're welcome! Belch... It seems that you are also a physique that must lose every gamble... What a granddaughter!