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When he said he wanted to buy it, Xiao Zhang immediately called Li Dongkai. It was much better for Li Dongkai to come forward in this kind of thing than for him to do so, although anyone who cared about it knew that Li Dongkai only wanted to be his follower now.

So when he learned what Xiao Zhang had asked him to do, although Li Dongkai was very embarrassed and could not guarantee that he could do it, he still agreed and said that he would go there directly to contact him.

"Haonan, leave one pill for Li Dongkai, wait until he finishes this matter."

"good."

After finally dividing up the things, Lao Hu looked at Xu Zhengyang unhappily.

"Why do you need so many demon pills?"

Xiao Zhang raised his eyebrows, but Xu Zhengyang explained honestly before he could speak.

"There are some demons among my colleagues, and some of them were injured while performing tasks. The demon pill has a great effect on them. I know you have a grudge against this matter, but I can completely guarantee that these demons The elixirs are all taken from demons and used on demons. Moreover, we never kill demons and eliminate demons without any reason, we only subdue demons and eliminate demons with reasons."

In this way, Lao Hu has no objection at all. Killing demons and subduing demons are completely different concepts.

The sound of the waves suddenly became louder, and Ling Yuner flew out of the sea with a wave of waves as if there were springs under her butt. Before landing, water spray suddenly appeared and gathered under her tail, allowing her to land smoothly on Xiao Zhang and the others. in front of people.

"Thank you Mr. Xiao."

Ling Yun'er expressed her gratitude and then looked at Lao Hu and said: "My sister is awake now. She said that you are not to blame for her death or her capture by Fire Cloud Evil God, but she needs to recover from her injuries, so let me tell you that in half a year Come again."

Lao Hu was overjoyed when he heard this. He didn't care that what he had just contributed to Xiao Zhang was useless. He opened his mouth with a smile and spat out four more demon pills and a white pill.

"Please help me give these things to your sister. This elixir can resurrect human flesh and bones. I have released her from the bondage. She will no longer be a ghost in the future. She can use this elixir to restore her body. Plus These demon pills..."

Ling Yun'er unceremoniously took the object from Lao Hu's hand through the air, then looked at Lao Hu with admiration and said: "It seems that my sister saw the tiger correctly."

Your sister was right about the tiger.

But I was wrong about the tiger.

Xiao Zhang looked at the things in Ling Yun'er's hands with a little jealousy. Gong Er also had needs for things that were made of human flesh and bones. Although Gong Er was the source of his inner energy, if Gong Er could restore his physical body, his strength would definitely not decrease but increase.

Overall, he must have made a profit. After all, he can fly now, and his need for inner energy is not really big. Although only with inner energy can he launch some big moves, can Superman have inner energy? The physical body is finished.

This tiger spirit with thick eyebrows and big eyes is indeed not a good person, and he is involved in private affairs.

Lao Hu ignored Xiao Zhang's disdainful look. He was indeed a little embarrassed, because it was entirely Xiao Zhang's credit to get these things. If he hadn't been in Japan, Xiao Zhang could have asked Ah Xing to go to Japan to provide support, or even let him Ling Yun'er can go over and provide support.

"Then I'll leave and come back in half a year."

After Lao Hu completed the task, he was about to leave, but Xiao Zhang left a message.

"How about you come to my kung fu team? Otherwise, it would be a pity if you were killed by a man or a demon or something while running around outside."

Lao Hu looked at Xiao Zhang, his eyes full of distrust: Are you sure you don't want to keep me here to take revenge on me because I'm hiding something?

"What are you thinking about? I, Xiao Zhang, have always been generous with my actions. Am I the villain you mistakenly thought I was?"

Ling Yuner testified from the side: "Mr. Xiao is indeed very generous. This island really cost Mr. Xiao a lot of money."

After a slight hesitation, Lao Hu said: "I can stay, or I can join any of your teams, but are you really sure you want to do this? If one day my identity is exposed, or even reveals my true form on the court, then You’ll be in big trouble.”

Xiao Zhang said nonchalantly: "If it takes you to show your true colors on the court, then the problem will be really big. Solving the problem first is the key. What does the subsequent trouble mean?"

This is true.

And there is one thing Xiao Zhang did not say. Regarding the crisis a few years later, when all the Western gods have reappeared in the world, what will it matter if there are monsters?

Lao Hu did not speak, but looked at Xu Zhengyang. The aura on Xu Zhengyang made him feel fear, as if he was born with restraint, so although he did not know who Xu Zhengyang was, he guessed Xu Zhengyang's identity as soon as they met.

"Mr. Xiao is right. As long as you don't break the law, you can still engage in legal activities even if you are a monster."

"Okay, then I'll stay."

Xiao Zhang nodded with satisfaction, feeling that his Kung Fu team was 100% sure to win the World Cup. Even if all the Western monsters and monsters formed a football team to play against his Kung Fu team, there would be no problem.

According to the current situation, during the Asian Cup qualifiers, the strength of the Kung Fu team's players will be: Xiao Zhang (innate zombie), Ah Xing (innate grandmaster), Xu Zhengyang (innate grandmaster), Lao Hu (innate grandmaster) Grandmaster level monster), Axi (Vampire Duke), Chen Haonan, Amei, Wang Xiaolong, Wang Xiaohu, Ahua, and Wuying are all innate masters.

Eleven, there are enough people but there are no substitutes.

So Xiao Zhang looked at Ling Yun'er.

"Me? I can't do it. Although I also want to play football with you, shoot commercials, and get married...cough." Ling Yuner hurriedly shook her head and refused: "But I really can't do it on land. If it's water polo, then I can't. Problem."

So you want to be an idol star? Xiao Zhang touched his chin thoughtfully.

"Can't your tail turn into legs? Old Hu can even change his shape to imitate me."

"Okay, but if I turn my tail into legs, my strength will be greatly reduced. And..."

Ling Yun'er couldn't speak.

Old Hu helped and said in an understanding way: "If the mermaid clan wants to turn their tails into legs, they need to meet someone they truly love. But if they trust someone else, the legs will turn into a The curse follows them throughout their lives, and Ling Yun'er's sister was cursed, so she was turned into a ghost by me and captured by the Fire Cloud Evil God."

What an amazing race.

Xiao Zhang ignored the eagerness in Ling Yuner's eyes and said, "Let's talk about it later when there is a water polo event."

Ling Yun'er was a little disappointed. She didn't understand why a smart person like Xiao Zhang would pretend to be stupid.

In fact, it's because Xiao Zhang doesn't want to expose the fact that he is a zombie yet. It doesn't matter if he comes into contact with or even fights on a daily basis, but if he really does a special battle on a special occasion, it's really hard to hide it.

Even if Ling Yuner really likes him, Xiao Zhang will not completely trust Ling Yuner, and he will not completely trust anyone in this world.

"Yoon'er." Xiao Zhang sensed Ling Yuner's disappointment and added, "How about I make a movie for you? You will be the heroine, and I will shoot you as you are now. When it is shown, it will be said to be a special effects shot. After a few movies, you might be able to transform into a human being."

Ling Yuner's disappointment disappeared instantly, and she asked full of expectation: "Are you the leading actor?"

"It's not impossible."

Xiao Zhang wholeheartedly agreed. After all, it was a serious movie, and he was not afraid that he would suffer a loss and be discovered by Ling Yuner.

"Okay, okay, when will we shoot?"

"Wait until Haonan learns how to use a camera, wait until Lao Hu learns how to arrange on-site lighting, etc... don't worry." Xiao Zhang said with a smile: "Maybe one day in the future, you mermaids can truly stand in front of the whole world. There’s nothing to worry about anymore.”

"Really?"

Ling Yun'er's expectations were even higher.

Lao Hu poured cold water on the side and said: "Monsters cannot appear in the world of ordinary people. This is a recognized fact. Almost all masters, whether they are monsters or human beings, will abide by this rule."

Xu Zhengyang also nodded and said: "That's true, because..."

"Because of the first commandment, I know it." Xiao Zhang naturally knew the rules and reasons, but said indifferently: "Mermaids are different from monsters. Mermaid legends have always been there. The ocean is so big, and there are creatures like mermaids. Not surprising. From the perspective of scientific evolution, a group of humans could not survive on land, so they chose to return to the sea. Therefore, it is reasonable to have atavistic evolution. After all, all living things on the earth originated from the sea. evolved from it.”

Xu Zhengyang was stunned for a moment: "It seems that this is the truth."

Lao Hu was stunned and said: "Then why can't we monsters?"

"It's evolution. Do you understand evolution?" Xiao Zhang looked at Lao Hu and asked, "Tell me, you, a tiger, suddenly turned into a human. What are you if you're not a monster? Mermaids themselves are like this You look like a human being?"

Lao Hu was speechless.

The filming of the movie was settled in this way. After the matter here was resolved, Xiao Zhang asked about the mermaid family's needs in life, and after fully agreeing, he took the people back.

He was going to be interviewed again, and this time he was ready to reveal some harsh information.