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Xiao Zhang attended the opening ceremony of the Kung Fu Football Academy. Out of more than two million applicants from around the world, only 3,000 were admitted, and not a single foreigner was admitted. This made many foreigners express dissatisfaction, but their dissatisfaction was meaningless.

In fact, to be more rigorous, among the 3,000 freshmen there are foreigners with foreign nationality, but this is not a problem for Xiangjiang, because the people of Xiangjiang are now considered foreigners from this perspective.

But in essence, it doesn't matter. People are in Cao Ying and their hearts are in Han. Where the heart is is the most important, and it won't take long. Everything has to be changed.

There is nothing much to say about the opening ceremony itself. Everything is done according to standard procedures. Compared with the opening ceremony of ordinary schools, the opening ceremony of Kung Fu Football Academy has many more heavyweight guests. In one sentence, it can be summarized as follows: many well-known people want to attend. can not come.

What is worth mentioning is the football performance performed by the teachers of the Kung Fu Football Academy in front of 3,000 freshmen in the school and live broadcast cameras.

On the playground, which was comparable to a gymnasium, Huang Fei, the senior brother, was the first to show off his iron-head skills. Ah, no, it was heading skills. After all, the football academy only teaches football.

"As a professional player, it is reasonable to use shot put to practice heading skills, right?"

As Huang Fei spoke, he used his head to lift a solid shot put as big as a football into the sky.

"As a professional player, it makes sense to be able to catch a three-hundred-meter-high shot put, right?"

The sixth junior brother used Qinggong to float on water, combined with the innate master-level internal energy drive, and easily flew more than 300 meters in front of the camera.

"As a professional player, stopping the ball with your chest should be a very reasonable and necessary skill, right?"

The iron cloth shirt with a golden bell cover caught the shot put dropped from a height of 300 meters with his chest. When the roar spread, no one suspected that there was something wrong with the shot put.

Whirlwind underground kicks, ghost grapples, the five brothers except Ah Xing all showed their unique skills, which made the three thousand students who had just enrolled in school cheer with envy and anticipation, and also made the viewers who watched the live broadcast certain that this The school is not prepared to teach people to play football at all, it is all about kung fu.

The two brothers Wang Xiaolong and Wang Xiaohu now have many identities: heirs of the Dragon and Tiger Clan, Kung Fu team players, police officers, and specially appointed teachers at the football academy.

So the two of them also performed a demonstration. Although the two of them didn't want to demonstrate, who told them that their kung fu was so bad?

Ah Xing, Chen Haonan, Lao Hu, A Xi, Xu Zhengyang, Ling Lingqi, and A Chi are not suitable for display. They are either too strong or have problems. For example, Lao Hu is a monster and A Xi is a vampire duke.

Innate masters like Ah Mei have now become substitutes for the Kung Fu team. If the two innate masters Wang Xiaolong and Wang Xiaohu were not men, they would have become substitutes by now, just like Huang Fei and others.

The Eighteen Legs of Subduing the Dragon, Wang Xiaohu had just learned the Electro-Poisonous Dragon Diamond not long ago, allowing the world to see the extremely gorgeous kicks, as well as the kicking method that may affect the relevant rules of the football game.

This guy's whole body was flying horizontally in the air, spinning like a drill. He controlled the football between his feet and flew directly from one end of the field to the other. Wherever he passed, a tornado appeared horizontally. Same exhaust.

But even this offensive method failed to allow the football to break the goal, because the goalkeeper was Wang Xiaolong. He had been promoted to an innate master and had truly mastered the innate skill of the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. In Xiaolong, Under Zhang's threat, he had to perform a summoning dragon at the college's opening ceremony.

And eighteen of them were summoned at once.

"I know the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms, so it makes sense to be able to summon eighteen dragons, right?"

Wang Xiaolong stood at the goal, surrounded by eighteen long golden dragons, completely blocking the entire goal. The sound of the dragon's roar shook the whole audience, making countless people think that he should be the most powerful person in the Kung Fu team besides Xiao Zhang. Master, after all, this special effect looks very expensive.

"I'm just an innate master. The Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms are only used to guard the goal. After all, as a goalkeeper, I am the only player in the game who can touch the ball with both hands. Well, the other one is from the opposite team. goalkeeper."

Wang Xiaolong said this in an interview afterwards: "I am really not the second most powerful player in the Kung Fu team. Needless to say, our captain, no one will object to saying that the world's martial arts myth is right? Ah Xing is an innate master, and his realm is He's one level higher than me, and his Tathagata Palm is better than my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. What? You ask why A Xing doesn't come to be the goalkeeper? Well... this reporter, please ask yourself, use Tathagata Palm Isn’t it a bit too much to guard the goal?”

Isn't it too much to use the Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms to guard the door?

"Actually, apart from the captain and Ah Xing, the strongest person in our team is Haonan. Hey, what are you talking about? Causeway Bay is the leader. We don't have Young and Dangerous in our kung fu team, only professional player Chen Haonan. I'm a policeman Ah, please pay attention to what you are saying."

"Although Haonan, like me, is only in the realm of innate masters, and he has only broken through not long ago, he knows a peerless swordsmanship called Chinese Proud Jue, which is much more powerful than my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms. Huh? On the court. You can’t carry a sword when playing football, so if you put it this way, I’m better than Haonan on the court..."

Outsiders did not know that Chen Haonan was promoted to the Innate Grand Master. He had not killed the Golden Retriever in an instant before. Apart from Achi's reminder, he also had the idea of ​​hiding his strength in order to give the Fire Cloud Evil God a hard blow.

Before the real fight between Fire Cloud Evil God and Chen Haonan, it was impossible to tell that Chen Haonan had become an innate grand master.

As for innate masters like Xu Zhengyang and Ling Lingqi, Wang Xiaolong and the other players on the Kung Fu Team didn't even mention them during interviews. They were all trump cards.

The opening ceremony of Xiangjiang Kung Fu Football Academy officially ended. All students and spectators were very sorry that Dean Xiao Zhang did not perform his kicking skills at the opening ceremony, but no one raised any objections because everyone knew Xiao Zhang Zhang is now in a state of serious injury.

But the image of Xiao Zhang crushing the tsunami with his foot is already known to everyone in Xiangjiang, and it continues to spread around the world as time goes by.

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Xiangjiang Winery, night.

After the brewing workers got off work, this place became the secret base of the Kung Fu team. The 'gifts' brought by the general had been taken into account. In addition to the Kung Fu fully stealth aerospace fighter, there were also some laser guns, individual aircraft and other high-tech weapons. Technology creation.

"This is a nuclear fuel cell. It's something we can't build. Not only did they build it, but they were able to miniaturize it to such an extent. It's incredible."

Professor Jiang Si, wearing a white afro, explained with an exaggerated tone and eyes filled with wonder.

Although the Golden Retriever King was captured and under Achi's 24-hour supervision, and the chip in his head was removed, he was not one of our own after all, so his credibility was a bit low.

Among the real scientists Xiao Zhang knows, only Professor Jiang Si can do it. After receiving Xiao Zhang’s 1.5 billion scientific research funding, he has become the scientific consultant of the Kung Fu Team, and now he has a new position: equipment. consultant.

After several days of research, combined with the Golden Retriever King's confession, he had a comprehensive understanding of the 'gifts' brought by the general and others.

"These twelve discs are indeed nuclear weapons. Although they are small in size, the yield of each one is equivalent to the 'little boy' and the 'fat man' put together. Hey, can you stop moving? If they explode, they will all be destroyed." die."

Professor Jiang Si roared angrily, and Zhou Orangutan, who had just regained his mobility, retracted his hand with an embarrassed look on his face.

He looks no different now than when he was normal before. In fact, the difference is not big, because his experiment has not been completed yet, he has only restored his normal ability to move, and his strength is not even as good as the one who had the energy transformation skill before.

"The power system of this aircraft is a nuclear fusion reactor. It's really incredible. According to the public opinion in our scientific community, it will take at least fifty years for us to master nuclear fusion technology, but they have already been able to The reactor has been miniaturized to such an extent that it is definitely more than fifty years ahead of us."

Xiao Zhang previously agreed with Professor Jiang Si's words, but now he sneers: Mastering controllable nuclear fusion technology in fifty years? Under normal circumstances, you will still think this way fifty years from now.

"So." Xiao Zhang asked seriously, "Can you handle it?"

Professor Jiang Si understood what question Xiao Zhang wanted to ask. After pondering for a moment, he shook his head and said, "I'm sorry, I really can't figure it out. Only if you form a world-class scientific research team for me can I have the confidence to do it in ten years." It can be done within 10 to 20 years, but that is basically impossible because it is not easy to form a world-class scientific research team. Science has no borders, but scientists do."

Xiao Zhang understood, and then looked decisively at Xu Zhengyang, Ling Lingqi, and Achi, who were extremely jealous.

"Zhengyang, Linglingqi, you two are on vacation. This is the year-end bonus for the three of you."

Two people have a holiday and three people get year-end bonuses because Achi is so useful that Xiao Zhang won't let him go.

And when Xiao Zhang divided the year-end bonuses among the three of them, the three of them were shocked.

All energy guns, nuclear fuel cells, individual aircraft, and other high-tech equipment, including eleven nuclear weapons, were all placed in front of them by Xiao Zhang.

"this……"

"Don't talk nonsense. Take it away without thanks. I believe that the organization will not treat people who have made great contributions to the organization badly."

This is more than just a huge contribution. It is perfectly fine to describe it as a great contribution.

Professor Jiang Si can't figure it out because he doesn't have the world's top scientific research team, but the organization does. The biggest problem for the organization is not that there are no talents, nor that there are not enough scientists, but because it is too many years behind and needs to catch up in too many directions. .

Now that we have the ultimate direction that we can follow, and we can conduct research on technology that can be called the ultimate direction for at least a hundred years, then...

"Captain, why did you keep a nuclear weapon?"

"Oh, I have some space around my neck and I'm going to get a necklace. Is there any problem?"