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"I am Sif of the Æsir, the goddess of land and harvest, and the wife of Thor, the god of thunder and strength."

"I am Hephaestus, the God of Fire and Crafts..."

"I am Heimdall of the Asa Clan, the patron saint of the Rainbow Bridge..."

"I am Apollo, the god of light and prophecy, the king of bows and arrows, the god of long-range shooting, and the king of the golden sword..."

"I am Ares..."

"I am Athena, the goddess of wisdom and the god of war..."

"I'm Gabriel..."

"I am Michael..."

"I am Thor, the God of Thunder, for the glory of the Northern God..."

"I am Lucifer..."

"I am Zeus."

After Medusa, the remaining eleven gods revealed their identities one after another. As their majestic voices sounded between heaven and earth, the thunder in the sky flashed and roared, and the waves in the sea surged and tornadoes formed. All of this Natural landscapes change simply as they introduce themselves.

The audience was almost frightened. They could feel that the power displayed by these gods was stronger than before. Facing such powerful gods, could Xiao Zhang have the ability to beat them into evil gods?

If not, will the subsequent battle affect the whole world?

However, this feeling of fear soon disappeared, because Xiao Zhang, a martial arts legend, spoke out.

"What kind of bullshit are they? Who is that? Yes, it's you." Xiao Zhang stood alone opposite the gods and asked angrily: "What is the name of your long-range shooting god? Come on, tell me in detail. .”

Apollo, who was pointed at by Xiao Zhang, had no expression on his face. He knew very well why Xiao Zhang only provoked him, because among all the gods and demons in the room, he was the most handsome. Even Sif, the wife of Thor, the most beautiful and wisest goddess in ancient Greece, Athena, is weaker than him in terms of appearance.

Because he is Apollo, the god of light, he represents light, and light is the beginning of all good things in the world.

Zeus knew very well the character of his son Apollo, so he stared at Xiao Zhang to show off his power.

"Humans, send you ignorant people to challenge the gods, let the world witness this moment, the power that we gods gave to you humans will be taken back by us today."

Xiao Zhang laughed. In fact, he could still quarrel with Zeus for a long time, but no matter how long the quarrel lasted, it would be meaningless. After all, there would still be a fight between victory and death.

"Come out and show your face." Xiao Zhang reminded: "Sound your voice more dignified."

Ling Lingqi stood up helplessly and said feebly: "I am the cannon fodder of the Kung Fu team, beauty. I don't despise you for being a close relative, nor do I despise you for being blind. Why don't we two chat for a while? , or fight somewhere else?"

Medusa didn't even look at Ling Lingqi. Her unopened eyes were always looking at Xiao Zhang. For her, a mortal like Ling Lingqi could be killed as soon as she opened her eyes. Any problems exist.

The other members of the Kung Fu team are all the same. No one is her opponent. The only opponent she needs to pay attention to is Xiao Zhang.

Ling Lingqi didn't mind being ignored, and stood aside with a smile. Judging from her expression and face, she was getting weaker and weaker, as if she had consumed too much. But the pig-killing knife on his waist has been trembling slightly. It is not the blade that is trembling, but the molecular structure that makes up the blade. This is a discovery that is enough to win the Nobel Prize, but no one or God is paying attention to it now. .

Gong Er stood up for the second time and said concisely: "Baguazhang, Gong Er."

This is purely a lie. She is full of ghost and fairy power, so she doesn't look like a human martial arts practitioner who only knows Baguazhang.

Zhou Orangutan was the third one to stand up: "Xiangjiang Flying Tigers, Zhou Orangutan."

What the hell is the Flying Tigers? Shouldn't it be from the Kung Fu team? And this guy's strength seems to be not as good as Gong Er's. How dare he be the third one to stand up? His opponent Hephaestus is a real main god-level existence. He is not only the god of craftsmen, but also the god of ancient Greek mythology. God of fire.

Everyone in the Kung Fu Team didn't care what the gods were thinking. Xu Zhengyang stood up for the fourth time: "Kung Fu Team, Zhang Wuji."

In order to conceal his true identity, this guy actually used such a fake name, which made Xiao Zhang, who was standing aside and staring at each other with Zeus, very dissatisfied: I told you to say that you are Zhang Sanfeng, is Zhang Wuji as good as Zhang Sanfeng? You don't have to call me grandpa.

Chen Haonan was the fifth to stand up: "Causeway Bay, Chen Haonan."

The gods, who had been forcing themselves to remain calm, finally couldn't stand it when they heard Chen Haonan's self-introduction. We are either the ancient Greek protoss living on the Mountain of the Gods, or the Asgard protoss living in Asgard. Yours What is this Causeway Bay?

How dare you compare Causeway Bay to Asgard?

Of course, the most angry ones belong to the three angels Michael, Gabriel, and Lucifer. They really can't stand the comparison between Causeway Bay and heaven.

But no matter how dissatisfied they are, they dare not start a fight directly. The chance of winning in the group competition is still very high, but if they fight in a group, their twelve gods really have no chance of winning, unless they want to destroy the human world and summon their thirteenth competitor. player.

"Shaolin Kung Fu, Ah Xing."

The sixth person to stand up was Ah Xing.

The seventh person to stand up was Xiao Zhang, who just stood there without introducing himself, and the eighth person to stand up was Uncle Feng, which made Zeus frown.

The self-introduction is also very simple: "Xiao Feng."

Isn't the last person Xiao Zhang?

"Humans, you must understand the rules. Once you die or end, you cannot play again." Zeus stared at Xiao Zhang: "Do you believe in them too much, or do you believe too much in yourself?"

"It's none of your business?" Xiao Zhang said without any grace: "If you want to fight, then fight. If you don't want to fight, surrender. I will carve the word "evil god" on each of your foreheads, and forget about today's matter."

Zeus stopped talking and turned around and retreated among the gods. Xiao Zhang smiled and retreated among the Kung Fu team. Medusa and Ling Lingqi stepped forward at the same time and stood still fifty meters apart with a tacit understanding. .

Chen Jinnan, the leader of the Dragon Gate Sect, was extremely nervous, but he still stood up and shouted loudly: "Today's competition is a matter of life and death. The life and death certificate has not been signed, and the competition begins..."

No one signs the certificate of life and death, and there is no God who signs the certificate of life and death.

As soon as Chen Jinnan's voice fell, Medusa opened her eyes and stared at Ling Lingqi. With her eyes, she stared at anyone who would be petrified, regardless of whether they were male or female, as long as they were not at the level of the main god, they would be petrified.

However, her nearly invincible ability in team battles was of little use against a man who suddenly closed his eyes.

There was a sound, and a cold light flashed.

Ding!

A butcher's knife sank into the deck behind Medusa. The five characters engraved on it were clearly visible to everyone. What was even more clearly visible was Medusa's head that fell on the deck. .

Ling Lingqi, the unknown cannon fodder in the Kung Fu team, killed a god in one move and then taunted him wantonly.

"That's it?"

The scene was extremely quiet, and Linglingqi's voice echoed continuously. When people were excited, thunder and lightning crisscrossed in the thick dark clouds in the sky, so people were excited but silent.

The strength of the Kung Fu team is so terrifying?

"In the first round, the Kung Fu team won." Chen Jinnan, who was extremely nervous, suddenly felt elated and shouted loudly: "In the second round, the players from the Evil God team, please come forward."

The gods, who were called evil gods, had expressionless faces. The moment Sif stood up, she was stopped. Thor, the God of Thunder, glanced at Gong Er and said, "We surrender in the second game."

The gods frowned.

Xiao Zhang laughed: "If you admit defeat, then Gong Er can still play, otherwise... let her come out and die."

Thor ignored Zeus's angry look and agreed directly.

"good."

Gong Er had a bye, and the Kung Fu team won two games in a row, but everyone knew that this was actually meaningless, because the final outcome of the thirteen competitions was not determined by the number of wins, but by which side died first or did not dare. Hit again.

"The third game..."

Amidst Chen Jinnan's shouts, Zhou Orangutan and Hephaestus stood up at the same time. No one could predict the outcome of this competition in advance, because Zhou Orangutan's martial arts seemed not to be very good, and neither did Hephaestus. He doesn't know martial arts, but he is a craftsman and a god of fire.

"Game start……"

Chen Jinnan had already fled away when he shouted. He had taken a step back just now. Fortunately, Ling Lingqi killed Medusa in an instant. At this time, Medusa's body was still lying on the deck. No one was there to help. It was miserable enough for her to collect the corpse.

When these monsters fight, their residual power must be very strong. Even an innate master like myself may not be able to withstand them. Standing on the edge of the deck, I can jump into the sea and escape at any time.

What a pity for Medusa's body. Chen Jinnan was a little regretful. He wanted to help collect the body, but neither Xiao Zhang nor Zeus and other gods would let him collect it.

While regretting that Medusa's body might be destroyed due to the battle, Chen Jinnan ran to the edge of the deck and jumped into the sea without hesitation. The same action was taken by everyone on the deck except for the Kung Fu Team and Xu Zhengyang's colleagues. The people on the platform, and the spectators standing on the high platform in the distance, all wanted to run away with trembling legs.

What are you looking at? What's so interesting about the battle between humans and gods? Either humans win or gods win. You have to come over and witness it with your own eyes.

It was Zhou Orangutan who could make everyone so frightened, even Zeus and other gods.

When Chen Jinnan announced the start of the game, he transformed from a person into a bomb. The bomb of the hydrogen bomb made the craftsman and the God of Fire Hephaestus standing opposite him confused on the spot. Others may think that Zhou Orangutan The modified bullet was fake, but as the God of Craftsman, how could he not recognize the authenticity as he had personally crafted various artifacts?

"Are you serious?"

"Yeah, I'm serious."

There was actually a mouth on the hydrogen bomb. Faced with Hephaestus's doubts, he confirmed without hesitation: "If you want to hit me, I will blow myself up."

"Then I surrender?"

"No, if we just surrender, won't we have to fight in a group and I'll have to blow myself up?"

"Then what do you want to do?"

"I heard that you have divine power? Give it to me."

"You are extorting money. Aren't you from the Flying Tigers?"

"I'm sorry, the Flying Tigers protect humans, not you evil gods. Don't talk nonsense. If you don't believe me, just see if I explode."

Hephaestus looked at the Kung Fu team and noticed some talismans that suddenly appeared on Uncle Feng's hand. He was deeply impressed by the yellow paper with red lines on it. He looked back at Zeus and other gods and found that they actually Already prepared to run away.

Even the weak Zeus and the others can't resist hydrogen bombs at close range, so they can only run away.

Hephaestus can actually run away. His speed can prevent him from being killed by the Orangutan Zhou's self-explosion. But the problem is that he is competing with the Orangutan Zhou in the ring. If he runs away... then the ring match will be fought. If we don’t want to go on anymore, let’s just start a group tour.

"Okay, I'll give it to you."

Hephaestus stretched out his right hand towards Orangutan Zhou, and a solidified flame-like crystal appeared in his palm. Orangutan Zhou, who had the Taotie inner elixir, was not afraid at all, and opened his mouth to give the crystal to Swallowed.

Everyone watching this scene shivered, because Zhou Orangutan was still in the form of a hydrogen bomb at this time. If a hydrogen bomb swallowed a flame crystal, would it explode directly?