Hong Kong variety show starting from zombies

Guan Gong who can chop people has seen it with his own eyes, and he can even say that he has been hacked.

So what's so great about flying with a sword?

Thinking of this, Xiao Zhang's inner shock calmed down a lot, and his expression returned to calm.

Just looking at Uncle Feng's steady stop, there was still uncontrollable envy in his eyes.

Fly.

An ability that everyone would want to have.

"Aren't you going to say something?"

Uncle Feng's current appearance is a bit nondescript, because he is still wearing a police uniform, maybe he has patrol duties tonight.

After stopping three feet away from the ground in front of Xiao Zhang, the peach wood sword under his feet made a flexible turn and stuck to Uncle Feng's back. However, Uncle Feng's body did not fall to the ground, but floated in the air away from him. Three feet from the ground.

this……

Xiao Zhang asked: "Uncle Feng, are you so tired?"

Uncle Feng has long known that Xiao Zhang is a free-spirited character, he knew it seventy years ago, so it is not surprising that Xiao Zhang can ask such a question at this time.

"I could float like this all day."

Uncle Feng spoke in a calm tone, with no hint of anger at all.

This made Xiao Zhang think that Uncle Feng might not know that he had just killed another person, and only came to find him because he knew that he had provoked Guan Gong.

"Then why did you come so slowly?" Xiao Zhang asked and thought to himself: "Did you feel that I am approaching you through the locator, so you waited for me in Dongpingzhou. I felt that the distance was almost there. , and then he flew over with his sword...to intimidate me?"

Uncle Feng really didn't know that Xiao Zhang had just killed someone.

If it were an ordinary person, they would be tainted with resentment, blood and the like just after killing someone, but zombies themselves are born from the resentment of heaven and earth, and these things cannot be entangled at all.

Of course, if Xiao Zhang sucks blood and kills people, Uncle Feng will be able to tell it at a glance.

"Your guess is correct." After Uncle Feng agreed with Xiao Zhang's guess, he asked: "Then tell me, how did you provoke Guan Gong?"

"I'm an undercover agent, so I will definitely offend Young and Dangerous. Then I can't fight back even if I'm scolded or beaten. Otherwise, how can I come out to hang out in the future? So I got offended."

"You won't fight back if you scold me? Are you out to fool around?"

Uncle Feng caught the key point in Xiao Zhang's words, but he did not go into details. Instead, he went straight to the point and said: "But as long as you don't transform, the statue of Guan Gong will not appear and kill you. And your strength... You can easily defeat martial arts practitioners below Dan Jin level without transforming, so what you are provoking is a master above Dan Jin level?"

Xiao Zhang also grasped the key point of Uncle Feng's words.

The first focus is on the statue of Guan Gong, not Guan Gong.

The second important point is that if you don’t transform, you’ll be fine.

The third important point is that Mao Zheng's physical talent is enough to compete with Danjin masters, and the winning rate is very high.

What Uncle Feng said is that if you don't transform, you can hit martial arts practitioners who are below the level of Dan Jin. After transforming, you will definitely be able to fight those who are Dan Jin.

And after today, although I can no longer transform at will, I can still learn martial arts.

The effect is similar, if not better.

At least until an effective way to evolve zombies is found, practicing martial arts works really well.

"It's not Dan Jin, it's Hua Jin, but he has a gun and a little brother."

When Xiao Zhang lied, his expression even seemed a little confident, because he was telling the truth.

After Uncle Feng pondered for a while, he asked again: "Have you learned martial arts?"

It seemed that he accidentally let it slip, but Uncle Feng would know about it sooner or later, so Xiao Zhang admitted it cleanly.

"Yes, authentic Shaolin Arhat Boxing."

"Shaolin Kung Fu, haha... you are quite good at choosing."

"Uncle Feng, is Shaolin Kung Fu very powerful?"

"It's not bad, at least in terms of martial arts, Shaolin Kung Fu can be considered very powerful."

"How about you compared with Uncle Feng?"

"I don't know martial arts."

Xiao Zhang was stunned for a moment: "Don't lie to me, Uncle Feng. Qiu Sheng and Wen Cai used to know martial arts. Didn't you teach them?"

"I taught you, but I really don't know how to do martial arts."

Uncle Feng spoke very harshly, and Xiao Zhang was not sure whether it was the truth or not.

But it doesn’t matter. Uncle Feng can fly with a sword, so what difference does it make if he knows martial arts or not?

"Then...Uncle Feng, what is the talisman you gave me? Is it broken?"

Xiao Zhanghua asked passively instead of proactively.

Uncle Feng pondered for a moment and then said: "If you are asking about locating and hiding your zombie aura and preventing hair from growing all over your body, these functions are not broken. But if you are asking about whether I can block another knife for you , sorry, it’s broken.”

"Yeah?"

"Yes."

Xiao Zhang didn't believe it, but he couldn't ask the stubborn Uncle Feng anymore, so he continued to ask: "Then what happened to the appearance of the statue of Guan Gong? Didn't you say that you have never seen an immortal? You can control an immortal that is so easy to see. The sword is flying, how could I not have seen it before? Can you please tell me how to do it? Isn't it one of Maoshan's magic techniques?"

Uncle Feng looked at Xiao Zhang seriously for about ten seconds. When Xiao Zhang felt uncomfortable, he answered Xiao Zhang's question.

"That's a statue of Guan Gong, not Guan Gong. The appearance of the spirit is not a magic technique such as deities coming down to the earth to invite gods to take over the body, nor is it really inviting deities to take over the body. Well... you can understand that it is all the will of all living beings."

"The power of all sentient beings' wishes?"

"Yes, the young and Dangerous boys in Xiangjiang all like to worship Guan Gong, so they have the power of all sentient beings to make Guan Gong appear when they encounter monsters like you based on some rules that I can't understand for the time being. But the spirit appears. Guan Gong has no real spiritual intelligence and cannot communicate with others."

So that's it.

Xiao Zhang drew inferences and said: "Then the magic of fighting is also the same. What is invited is not the real gods, but the wishes of living beings related to those gods?"

"Is such that."

"That's not right. Since it is the power of sentient beings' wishes related to gods and sages, why don't they accept it? Isn't it said that people compete for one breath and Buddha receives one stick of incense?"

"You ask me, who should I ask?"

"Aren't you about to become an immortal? You don't even know this. Then after you become an immortal, how will I build a temple for you, how will I attract believers for you, and how will I accumulate the power of incense for you?"

"Don't be afraid of my flattery." Uncle Feng saw through Xiao Zhang's little thoughts at a glance and said: "I'm just about to ascend to immortality, but I haven't ascended to immortality yet. And, as I said, I may not be able to ascend to immortality." Damn it, you might die unexpectedly."

As the saying goes, having an elder in the family is like having a treasure.

Xiao Zhang had now experienced the benefits of having Uncle Feng around, so he continued to ask questions.

"What kind of calamity is it? Is it related to the incident seven years later? Not allowed to become a spirit or allowed to ascend?"

"No." Uncle Feng's answer was resolute. He pondered for a while before saying: "It is indeed a disaster, but it has nothing to do with that matter. I can only tell you now...the secret must not be leaked."

"Uncle Feng, it's already 1990, and we're about to enter the 21st century. Isn't it a bit outdated to still play this game?"

"I was born in 1878, the fourth year of Guangxu's reign. Haven't you ever scolded me in your heart for being old and immortal?"

Forehead……

Xiao Zhang was a little speechless. There are ordinary people who have lived for 112 years, but they look the same as middle-aged people in their thirties and forties...

"It's unfair, Uncle Feng, I really never scolded you in my heart."

I just want to make money to buy cannons to blast you with.

Xiao Zhang hurriedly asked: "Then what can I do?"

"You first learn to be a good person, and then you can do something. Otherwise, as I said, I will take you away before I leave."

"Take me to ascend?"

"I'll take you to death with me."

"..."