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Without the support of medicine, Xiao Zhang still couldn't stay in the boiling water for a long time.

Because medicated baths can improve the training effects of the two martial arts, Tietou Gong and Golden Bell Cover Iron Clothes Shirt. Without medicated baths and internal energy, the training effects will be greatly reduced.

And when the two martial arts have been cultivated to the level of Dacheng...

"Boss, how do you feel?"

When Huang Fei and Frog came back, the water temperature had dropped a lot as the firewood went out, so they didn't notice anything unusual.

These two were also sensible and thought that Xiao Zhang was not used to being naked in front of them, so they waited for a while after breakfast outside.

"Okay."

Xiao Zhang said perfunctorily.

He couldn't tell the truth to these two people about this matter.

There are other explanations for the strong physical fitness, but normal people only have kung fu at the Anjin level, and have never practiced Heng Lian martial arts before, so there is no way they can withstand 100-degree boiling water.

Except zombies, or monsters?

Huang Fei checked the medicine residue, even dipped his finger into some water in the pot to taste it, and then laughed happily.

"Boss, you have absorbed it very well. It seems that your physique is indeed different from ordinary people. You are a unique martial arts wizard."

this……

Do you deserve to drink my bath water?

Xiao Zhang was a little embarrassed. After all, Huang Fei's image...how should I put it?

After his martial arts skills were wasted, he looked slovenly and his figure was completely out of shape. After taking off his wig, he was bald again, looking like a proper wretched uncle.

The bespectacled frog was relatively gentle and did not drink Xiao Zhang's bath water.

"Boss, these two martial arts have five levels: first glimpse of the door, slight success, success in the hall, proficiency, and reaching the pinnacle."

"Based on normal talent, Chuqianmendao can withstand the fists and kicks of ordinary people, with a little bit of success, he can withstand the fists and kicks of ordinary people holding sharp blades, he can withstand the fists and kicks of ordinary people holding magic weapons when he enters the hall, and he can withstand the fists and kicks of martial arts practitioners if he is a proficient person. Plus, reaching the pinnacle can withstand the sharp blades held by martial arts practitioners."

"A sharp blade is different from a sharp blade. Boss, when you fight with someone in the future... Well, when you need to use this martial arts, you need to pay attention to the weapons used by others. If it is a sharp blade or even a magic weapon, plus the opponent's martial arts strength ratio As big as an ordinary person, even if you reach the top, you won’t be able to carry it.”

Speaking of which, are these two martial arts just the same?

However, since he is a zombie, his defense power must be higher at the same level.

"Where's the gun?"

Xiao Zhang asked.

I definitely want to try it myself, but with the experience of Huang Fei and Frog, I can also have psychological expectations in advance.

"As for the gun, it depends on the caliber and muzzle velocity, but generally it won't be able to hold it. You need to develop your inner energy."

Huang Fei said with great experience: "However, although reaching the pinnacle is the highest state of these two martial arts, it is not the ultimate state. Because boss, you will definitely be able to develop inner energy in the future. How strong will your specific defense be then? It depends on how strong your inner energy is."

Can zombies really develop inner energy?

Although Xiao Zhang was looking forward to it, he also had doubts in his heart.

Frog said: "I was in the laboratory back then... Well, I tried it back then. Without using internal air, the pinnacle iron shirt with a golden bell can ignore the damage of subsonic bullets. However, even if it doesn't To develop inner energy, as long as you practice the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt to the ultimate level, and then use the skills in advance, and if you don't get hit in a vital part, it won't be a big problem."

It's a laboratory again.

Xiao Zhang did not delve into this point and asked again: "When you reached the peak of the Golden Bell Cover and Iron Cloth Shirt, and then you cultivated your inner energy, what was the most powerful bullet you ever withstood? I mean, without getting hurt. Down."

Frog thought for a while and said: "M4A1, 5.56x45mm bullet, initial velocity 884 meters per second, hit me in the stomach from a distance of 30 meters, a standard magazine with 30 rounds of bullets, fully automatic, I was not injured, but the internal energy was completely Exhausted, my physical strength has dropped to a limit."

I hold a football and volley with the instep, can't I kill you?

"Who are you talking to here?"

Xiao Zhang didn't believe it at all.

If his martial arts were really that good, how could he manage his finances stably in Longmen in the future?

"It's true, I testify."

Huang Fei raised his hand to show that his eyes and tone were very firm, and then added: "My head can also testify."

kindness?

It’s okay if people use their stomachs to catch bullets, but you’re going to use your fucking head to catch bullets?

Xiao Zhang was shocked.

"Boss, don't underestimate the power of inner energy, nor the defensive power of inner energy combined with my two Shaolin skills."

"Yes, whether it is directly cultivating the inner Qi, or cultivating the inner Qi by following your path, boss, it allows us humans to have power beyond the limits of the human body in a true sense. This power is also called Extraordinary power.”

"No matter how advanced your martial arts skills are, you are still afraid of kitchen knives. I'm just talking about ordinary martial arts, such as light and dark transforming Dan Gang."

"But inner energy is different. Once you have inner energy, even if you have never practiced Henglian martial arts, you will no longer be afraid of kitchen knives."

"And if you cultivate inner energy, and then practice the ultimate horizontal training skill, as long as it is not a large-scale concentration of fire, well... there is no need for a large-scale concentration of fire. Anyway, my physical strength at the level of energy, plus With the inner energy and the ultimate golden bell cover and iron cloth shirt, it can only withstand thirty rounds of bullets."

Can only withstand thirty rounds of bullets?

Or a close range shooting of thirty meters?

What about you and me in Versailles?

Xiao Zhang actually believed it, because there was no need for these two people to deceive him about this kind of thing.

Then a new problem comes.

As a zombie, he already possesses copper skin and iron bones. If he cultivates these two special skills to the highest level, how many bullets can he withstand?

"Then... what about the magical power of the Vajra Indestructible Body?"

"We haven't practiced it, so we don't know."

"Don't you have a master? He should be very powerful."

"That's really powerful. It's also the inner energy that was cultivated through the methods of light and dark transformation into elixirs. Then it was cultivated to the innate realm. The magical power of the Vajra Indestructible Body has reached its peak, and it can also master the Tathagata Divine Palm."

"How many bullets can your master withstand? Can he withstand artillery shells?"

"I don't know. Our master has never tried it. He didn't go to the laboratory back then."

"Why did you go and he didn't?"

"Because he passed away. If it hadn't been for this, we wouldn't have been deceived so easily, leading to now..."

"Dead? How old is your master?"

Xiao Zhang felt a little strange. Judging from Huang Fei and Frog's age, it logically shouldn't be the case.

Huang Fei replied: "It's not because of age. Our master was only over sixty when he passed away."

"Is that because of the disease? The innate internal energy cannot defeat cancer cells?"

Xiao Zhang could only think of cancer. After all, he was a Shaolin monk, so he couldn't get some incurable disease.

"You can beat him. My master had cancer before and he was killed directly by using his innate inner energy."

so smart?

Xiao Zhang actually wants to ask if the innate inner energy can help others cure cancer. If it can... financial freedom is just around the corner.

But that's not what he's most curious about right now.

"Don't make me guess. If you can say it, say it. If you can't say it, just say it."

After Huang Fei and Frog looked at each other, Huang Fei sighed and said, "Our master was beaten to death. No, he can't be said to be a human being."

Frog added: "Yes, it's not a human being. It's said, boss, I mean it's said, it's said to be a monster."

"monster?"

Xiao Zhang suddenly thought of what Uncle Feng said: The world is more complicated than you think.