Chapter 58 I Want to Be Gay
Listening to the emotionless voice of Tongtian Jiaozhu, Duobao Daoren seemed to have been drained of all his strength and collapsed to the ground.
There was only one voice left in his heart:
I played it myself!
This damn video, you have caused me so much pain!
……
The same scene happened in the new prehistoric comparison video.
However, the target Laozi found was Li Qingsong.
Laozi still said the same thing, but his tone was much kinder than that of the old prehistoric Laozi:
"Qingsong, do you know that in this Conferred God Tribulation, almost all of you Jiejiao disciples will be on the Conferred God List, including you. Your ten thousand years of cultivation will eventually be reduced to ashes."
Li Qingsong was shocked when he heard this.
He grabbed Laozi's wrist and asked in horror:
"Master, is this true? Will I really be on the Conferred God List?"
……
Seeing the terrified Li Qingsong in the video, many viewers of the old and new prehistoric times could not help but feel disappointed.
Unexpectedly, Li Qingsong, who is resourceful and calm, would be frightened out of his wits by a word from Laozi.
This is even worse than the reaction of Duobao Taoist in the old prehistoric times.
Besides, you have planned to put all the disciples of Jiejiao on the Conferred God List, what are you afraid of?
……
However, the New Great Wilderness’s Jinling Shengmu, Wu Dang Shengmu, Sanxiao, Zhao Gongming and others all showed a knowing smile on their faces when they saw this scene. They looked like they were going to have a good show.
They did not laugh at Li Qingsong for his"panic".
The New Great Wilderness comparison video continued to play.
Seeing Li Qingsong’s panic, Laozi could not help but stroke his beard with satisfaction.
It seems that even if Li Qingsong is usually calm and composed, he will also lose his composure when facing life and death.
He looked at Li Qingsong with a serious face and said:
"This is of course true. I am your uncle, how could I lie to you?"
Li Qingsong said with a sad face:
"
Master , is there any way to avoid being on the Conferred God List? I don’t want my thousands of years of practice to be ruined in one day.
"The reason why Master Uncle came to see you this time is that he doesn’t want to watch you enter the Conferred God List. After all, I watched you grow up."
Li Qingsong said gratefully:
"Thank you for your kindness, Master Uncle. Master Uncle is really good to his disciples. He is a truly loyal and honest elder who cares for the younger generation. He is kind-hearted, highly respected, kind-hearted, hardworking, and caring.……"
Seeing that Li Qingsong was talking endlessly, Laozi quickly waved his hand and said:
"Okay, okay, stop flattering me, you know I don't buy it." He just raised his nose uncontrollably.
The audience of the old and new Honghuang just felt a little embarrassed:
I didn't expect that you, Li Qingsong with thick eyebrows and big eyes, would actually flatter me.
……
Comparison video.
Li Qingsong:
"I swear in the name of my equally beloved Second Uncle Master, this is not flattery, this is what the disciple says from the bottom of his heart."
New Primordial Heavenly Master:
Damn, this kid lied and let me take the blame!
The old man changed his tone and said seriously:
"Stop joking, I do have a way to keep you from being on the Conferred God List, and also to make you the leader of a sect, enjoying supreme luck. Your future status will no longer be below your master Tongtian."
Li Qingsong said excitedly:
"Please teach me, Master. I will be grateful to you."
The old man changed his tone and said with a smile:
"I'll teach you to be simple, but in this world, there must be a cause and an effect, there must be a gain and a loss. What can you give?"
Li Qingsong asked back:
"What did Master see in his disciple?"
Laozi said bluntly:
"Apart from the fact that you are somewhat useful, what else is there that is worth my attention?……"
When Li Qingsong heard this, he took three steps back in fear without waiting for Laozi to finish his words.
He crossed his arms, stared at Laozi with wide eyes, and shouted:
"What, Master, you like me? Do you think I'm handsome and want to be gay with me? I don't have this hobby!"
Poof!
Hearing this, I spit out a mouthful of blood.
My expression looked devastated.
……
After seeing this scene, the audiences of both the old and new Honghuang also spat out a mouthful of blood.
Their expressions were stunned for a while, then dumbfounded, and finally they couldn't stop laughing.
You actually said that I wanted to be gay?
Li Qingsong is so fucking funny, so fucking ridiculous, right?
He actually thought I was a gay!
Can I be gay with you ?
What do you think of the saints?
Just now, I said the same thing to Duobao Taoist, however, the reactions of Duobao Taoist and Li Qingsong were so different.
Of course, in this world, Li Qingsong might be the only one who dares to talk to me like this.
If someone else dared to say that I wanted to be gay, I might slap him to death.
……
Compare the videos.
Laozi resisted the urge to vomit blood. Seeing Li Qingsong looking at him defensively and with a scared look on his face, he immediately shouted at Li Qingsong in a bad mood:
"I don’t have this hobby!"
"Really?" Li Qingsong asked in a skeptical tone.
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