Honghuang: I Have Become An Immeasurable Calamity!

The hydra and the Halloween princess had a private meeting on the wedding night, and Bai Longma was naturally furious.

In his extreme anger, he not only fought against the nine-headed insect Halloween princess, but also directly tore off the silk and satin used for the wedding.

A fire burned the bridal chamber!

Unexpectedly, the night pearl given by Heavenly Court was also burned down...

The Dragon King of West Sea didn't like to smash his own three children.

When he caught this handle, he immediately "killed his relatives with righteousness" without hesitation, and told the people in Heavenly Court that he was the one who taught his son to have no way, and asked for punishment for this disobedient son.

Heavenly Court is too lazy to meddle in this business, since they belong to the Dragon King of the West Sea, they will be punished if they want.

I've never heard such a cheap request.

So, he planned to follow the words of the West Sea Dragon King and put Ao Lie to death.

At the most critical moment, Buddhism jumped out again.

The one who came forward was the Western Pseudo Saint, who was known as the most likely Sanctified Liuli Guanyin Bodhisattva in the future.

This Bodhisattva has recently been one of the important bridges between the West and Heavenly Court.

With her interceding, the Dragon King of the West Sea and the Jade Emperor both sold their faces.

Then he banished the little white dragon to the Serpentine Mountain and Yingchou Stream.

Ao Lie had no heart, and really thought he was saved by 30 Buddhism.

While grateful to him, he also obediently accepted the punishment in the eagle's sorrow.

As for Marshal Tianpeng of the Heavenly Canopy, it is even more of a crime to be added.

Originally in control of the 80,000 Tianhe water army, he was a brave, capable, filial and loyal deity.

However, when I passed by Taiyin Star by chance, I was attracted by Chang'é, who was practicing here.

But as a courtier, he knew very well that Fairy Chang'é was an inviolable existence.

The opponent's strength is extremely strong, and in the future, it is very likely that he will become a Saint like his two older sisters.

So in just a moment, he retracted his gaze.

It used to be a normal thing.

It was like seeing a beautiful woman on the road at random.

In my heart, I only have the meaning of appreciation, and there is no unreasonable thinking.

But just because of this little thing, the pigtail was caught.

The first beauty of the Three Realms is likely to be the wife of that adult in the future!

This existence is because of a man's scandal.

The Jade Emperor was afraid that after hearing the scandal, the Jade Emperor of Heaven would even blame him, so he made a decisive decision!

Without the slightest hesitation, he entered Marshal Tianpeng of the Heavenly Canopy into the secular world. In order to set an example, he also entered Tianpeng into the animal realm and turned into a pig demon.

The dignified Marshal Tianpeng of the Heavenly Canopy, Li Guo's illustrious military exploits for the Heavenly Court, fell into such an end just because he glanced at Chang'é.

Marshal Tianpeng of the Heavenly Canopy couldn't say how bitter it was.

At this time, Buddhism came out to be a good person again.

At the moment when the pig demon was born, the Liuli Guanyin Bodhisattva used willow branches to enlighten Marshal Tianpeng of the Heavenly Canopy, reminding him of his past life.

Although turned into a pig.

But as long as you have memory, you can make a comeback again and achieve a positive result.

So Tianpeng is naturally grateful to Buddhism.

The last rolling blind general, who suffered similar to Tianpeng, was also framed by someone inexplicably...

This Jade Emperor personally affixed the title and commanded the general of the Nantianmen. Because of his strong martial arts and strong ability, he also served as the leader of the guards of the Lingxiao Palace.

It is an existence dedicated to escorting high-level immortal officials.

It may sound majestic, but in fact, this rolling shutter general has a status similar to that of a private security guard.

When Jade Emperor needs him, maybe he will be very popular, but once he makes a mistake, he will also risk being dismissed mercilessly.

At the annual Flat Peach feast, gods from all walks of life gathered and mixed with hands.

The roller blinds must not only maintain the order of the Flat Peach feast, but also pay attention to the safety of the Jade Emperor and other immortal officials.

Therefore, it was inevitable that some mistakes were made. One inadvertently, the utensil that was originally used by the Jade Emperor for food, the colored glass cup, suddenly shattered and removed several cracks under his own eyes.

This little problem, the roller blinds naturally did not notice.

When Jade Emperor was seated, he found that his glass vessel was shattered.

Naturally find managers to blame.

The roller blind was pushed by the pot involuntarily.

Jade Emperor was very annoyed, thinking that the roller blind was deliberately preventing himself from stepping down in front of the immortals.

Shame yourself with this broken glass vessel.

So the roller blinds are naturally guilty.

To put it bluntly, Heavenly Court is like a microcosm of a feudal dynasty. This glazed cup, no matter how small it is, represents the supreme kingship.

If a palace maid and eunuch smashed the plate and prevented the master from coming to the stage, he would naturally be punished.

The Jade Emperor demoted this 'security guard' to the quicksand river of the secular world.

This is still not enough, feel that it is not enough, so use magic, in the noon every day, let the roller blind suffer from the pain of ten thousand swords.

The roller blind was in pain. Later, in an accident, he tasted the heart of a drowned passerby and found that eating people can relieve the pain.

Therefore, they made troubles in the quicksand river and endangered one party...

So far, Buddhism, except for the wrong move of Stone Monkey of Numinous Wisdom, has all been planned. …

pass away.

Stone Monkey of Numinous Wisdom, also known as Sun Wukong, just like his name, has an excellent understanding, and in less than a hundred years, he has acquired a good skill.

Go back to his Mt. Huaguo and become the king of the mountain again.

Thinking that I was successful in my studies, but I didn't have a weapon in my hand, I couldn't help but feel a little distressed.

Thinking back to the senior Liu-Ear, he has a hard-core follower, so I thought, why don't I try to find an 870 stick?

The monkeys under his command can't do anything else, but after all, they have been in Mt. Huaguo for several generations, and they are quite good at intelligence.

Immediately recommended Sun Wukong to go to East Sea to ask for Law Treasure.

Above Nine Heavens, the long immortal bell rang, and people from all walks of life gathered together.

He rushed towards the Lingxiao Golden Palace.

With the immortal official groaning: "Shang Dynasty~"

Immediately, the immortal officials from all walks of life looked respectful and looked at the entrance of the main hall rigorously.

A middle-aged man dressed in golden jade clothes, with a long black beard and a kind face, accompanied Jin Guang to the front seat of the hall.

This person is the current Jade Emperor.

Jade Emperor who has been for hundreds of thousands of years.

Although this person did not have any great merits, he did not have any great deeds.

Safe and steady, Yao Chi didn't bother to look for another one.

"I have seen Jade Emperor~"

Jade Emperor smiled and waved his hands, saying: "All immortal families are flat.

Early in the morning, as always, there will be Xianjia reporting to the Jade Emperor what happens in Heavenly Court every day.

Roughly, which side of the immortal family got the Tao, went to Heavenly Court.

Which fairy's pet, the boy got lost, I came here to report...  

Little bits and pieces like this happen every day.

Jade Emperor's left ear goes in and his right ear goes out, and he does Tai Chi. His 'Wuwei' gesture is even better than that of The Grand Pure One Lao'zi.