Honghuang: My wife Nuwa and the cute baby make trouble in Zixiao Palace

Xiaotangtang, on the other hand, looked at Zhunti with a kind expression.

"Zhunti, I'll give you a stick of incense and I'll give you a few sets of saint skills."

"It's hard to say what will happen to you~"

boom!

There was terrifying thunder in the nine heavens.

The blood-red Eye of Punishment slowly formed.

Zhuntidao's heart trembled and he felt desperate.

This is obviously unreasonable!

"What the little princess said is that the poor monk should go back and get the saint's skills right now."

Zhunti cried.

Scared and crying.

He ran away quickly.

After Zhunti ran away in despair.

The three little lolita laughed loudly, leaning forward and back together.

Not to mention how interesting it is.

The Emperor Li Shimin was also eye-opening.

How can you still play tricks on a saint like this?

"Little Human Emperor, do you remember it?"

"Next time Zhunti comes, let him run a few more times."

Li Shimin nodded in response.

"Yes, little princess."

Lingshan.

The Four Saints all had dark faces.

Li Changsheng's daughter is clearly just trying to entertain people.

But there was nothing they could do.

"As long as the saint's skills are handed over, will everyone in the human race be able to become a saint?"

"Our future is the great road!"

I draw a conclusion.

The three saints all nodded.

Soon Zhunti took the saint's skills and rushed to Chang'an in a hurry.

no way.

Today's prehistoric times are simply too vast.

It is the Hunyuan Sage who wants to come directly from the west to the east.

That's impossible.

Xiaotangtang is limited to one hour, how can Zhunti dare to get into trouble?

You can only use your great magical powers to travel crazily.

Wait until you get to Chang'an.

Zhunti was almost out of breath.

royal palace.

At this time, Li Shimin looked at Zhunti lazily.

His attitude was even more arrogant and cold.

"I am not interested in your skills."

Zhunti: "???"

Are you really sick?

Didn’t you say you want the sage’s exercises?

Why are you no longer interested?

However, Zhunti guessed that it was Li Changsheng's daughter who was causing trouble again, so she could only endure it.

Zhunti's face trembled slightly, as if he had never been rejected, and he said.

"Your Majesty, please be aware that these exercises have many benefits, such as this large glazed golden body. After it is completed, it will not fall into reincarnation, will not be entangled in karma and consequences, and will have a comfortable posture."

After hearing this, Li Shimin rested his head on one hand and said, "Are you cursing the human race to fall into reincarnation and suffer the fire of karma?"

Zhunti: "...the poor monk has no such intention."

Li Shimin sneered and said: "Then what do you mean by this technique? We, the human race, were born as Daluo, and we want to cultivate your glazed golden body?"

Li Shimin did it on purpose, otherwise how could he complete the mission of the Empress?

Zhunti was speechless and his face was as white as paper with anger.

Trembling all over.

Poof!!!

Xiao Tangtang, Xiao Mengmeng and Xiao Susu, who were watching the show secretly, couldn't help laughing after hearing Li Shimin's joke.

"Hahaha, Li Shimin is so funny!" Xiao Tangtang burst into laughter.

Little Su Su also smiled and agreed: "It seems that Li Shimin can train more in the future!"

Xiao Mengmeng's eyes narrowed into beautiful little crescents, "Why aren't Zhunti angry and crying?"

royal palace.

Zhunti suppressed the anger in his heart and showed a fake smile.

"Your Majesty, the Human Emperor, the poor monk just now was just trying to attract others. It is more suitable for human cultivation techniques. Buddhism still has them."

"My Buddhist sect's art of guiding the great dream, as long as you can enter the dream, you can practice it. The wonderful method is boundless!"

Li Shimin was disgusted: "We are already tired enough during the day. Who is still practicing in their sleep? Don't take a rest!"

Zhunti's temples were beating wildly, almost exploding.

"Your Majesty, the Human Emperor, our Buddhist Nine Turns Yuan Gong, this is the wonderful method of the Three Purities, passed down by the Great God Pangu, it is an absolutely top-notch method!"

After listening to this, Li Shimin was still lazy.

"That's it?"

Two words!

Not much harm!

But the insult is still very strong!

Zhunti's heart was pounding with rage, and the corners of his eyes were twitching crazily.

Damn it!

You can’t even look down on the Nine Transformation Yuan Gong!

Do you really want to go to heaven?!

But Zhunti warned himself crazily.

Li Shimin is deliberately looking for trouble. Li Changsheng’s daughter is fishing for law enforcement! You must be steady!

The three little lolita were sitting on the pony, and the skins of melon seeds were already on the ground.

They were all smiling and overjoyed.

This Li Shimin really has their essence when it comes to attacking people!

royal palace.

Zhunti gritted his steel teeth and frantically suppressed the anger in his heart.

Li Shimin saw that he was holding back, but he continued to provoke: "Does Buddhism have no Kung Fu?"

Zhunti's face turned completely dark.

"there is none left!"

Li Shimin chuckled and said: "What the Empress said is really good, this Buddhism is really insincere."

"Buddhism spreads eastward, so don't mention it!"

puff!!!

A mouthful of old blood spurted out.

Zhunti said so much, but in exchange for Li Shimin's light words.

His pupils were really stained with blood.

His eyes were red.

A mouthful of blood made him, a saint, feel chest tight and short of breath. What does it mean to ask for help from others?

This was completely taken advantage of.

The human race may really not need any Buddhist practice techniques. Now Li Shimin is just teasing himself.

boom!!

Zhunti couldn't bear it anymore and rushed out with a thought. He really didn't want to stay here.

He had never experienced such a naked feeling of humiliation since he became a saint.

So humiliating!

The key is that Zhunti didn't dare to resist.

Those three little evil stars must be watching!

The more he resisted, the more the little loli would be happy!

Zhunti couldn't stay any longer.

If he stayed any longer, he felt that he might be pissed off by Li Shimin. And the attitude of the emperor was very clear.

Even if he talked more, it would not have any results.

After Zhunti left.

The three little loli appeared and walked out.

They were laughing as they walked.

The three little loli were very happy today, after all, they watched a good show.

Zhunti ran around like a dog.

They were so happy.

Seeing the three little princesses coming out.

Li Shimin immediately got down from the dragon chair and stood respectfully aside.

"Hello, Lady Empress."

"Hello, two little princesses."

Xiao Susu said with a smile.

"Li Shimin, you did very well this time."

"It is my honor to be praised by Lady Empress."

Li Shimin was also very happy.

Little Tangtang said with a smile: "It's fun to tease the Buddhist sect in this way."

Little Mengmeng said with expectation: "It's a pity that the Buddhist sect only asks the human race. It would be more fun if they ask the witch race."

"Sister, do you want to change it?"

Little Mengmeng looked at Tangtang with sparkling eyes.

This still requires Tangtang to change the will of heaven.

Tangtang rolled her eyes.

"How can the fools of the witch race be as interesting as the human race?"

Although Mengmeng thought so, she still wanted to argue with her sister.

"What if it's more interesting?"

At this time, Xiao Susu said with a smile: "Two sisters, it doesn't matter who the Buddhist sect asks, isn't it fun?"

Little Tangtang and Little Mengmeng both smiled.

That's right!

"Little Emperor, next time Zhunti comes, you have to agree to him in the end."

"This is the only way to have fun, you know?"

Tangtang instructed Li Shimin.

As a generation of emperor, Li Shimin naturally has a perfect understanding ability.

"Got it, little princess."

"When playing Buddhism, you can't kill them directly."

"You have to leave some opportunities, so that you can keep playing."

Little Tangtang nodded with satisfaction.

"Not bad."

Little Mengmeng also smiled and said, "The little emperor is really smart."

"Just a little bit worse than Susu."

Li Shimin hurriedly said, "I dare not compare with the empress."

Little Susu just smiled and didn't mind.

As the way of all living beings, naturally no one can be smarter than Little Susu.

After all, Little Susu is the collection of the wisdom of all living beings.

"By the way, sister, we should go back to accompany Daddy and Mommy."

Little Tangtang and Little Mengmeng both nodded.

Soon the three little lolis left.

Li Shimin naturally saw them off respectfully. (End of this chapter)