Honghuang: Starting with Emperor Jun Taiyi, Shinto becomes a saint

Chapter 17 Reasonable analogy; foul-mouthed Taichi

Sage Hongjun planned and sorted out the syllabus and part of the lecture notes for his Zixiao lecture. Seeing that Dijun and Taiyi were still comprehending the Pangu Creation Mark, he felt extremely embarrassed for a moment.

He had originally intended to let these two star crows see him, the first sage of the prehistoric world, creating the world. For Dijun and Taiyi, who are currently at the peak of Daluo, this is more valuable than a spiritual treasure and two great magical powers, and it can be regarded as a great opportunity.

But now that Pangu has created the world, everyone has seen it. With such a gem in front of him, how can Hongjun show off his own dirt?

While the two of them were still awake, the purple-clothed old Taoist actually waved his hand to collect the divine light on the magic shuttle, eliminated the light mirror, and withdrew in disgrace.

In fact, to be honest, a top-grade innate spiritual treasure and two great magical powers as a meeting gift are still presentable.

But in order to give a meeting gift, he specially made a mirror image so that people could see him, Hongjun, showing off his treasures and artifacts, which is a bit ridiculous.

This seems to be saying: Look, you two, I have three better treasures here, and the one I gave you is a useless piece of junk.

In the present, it is like you say you are hungry, and suddenly someone brings you a bowl of delicious egg noodles for takeout.

Before you have time to eat, the person who ordered the takeout for you is eating a state banquet live on the Internet, first with a Buddha jump over the wall, then a boiled cabbage, and finally a squirrel mandarin fish.

Isn't this equivalent to saying that I never eat the egg noodles ordered for you, so you should eat them quickly, otherwise you will feed the dog if you can't finish them.

In this case, even if you are hungry and the egg noodles are delicious, you will probably feel sick when you look at them.

Although Hongjun did not travel from the new era to the prehistoric times, the basic thinking of a living being is basically the same.

It is also fortunate that he did not follow the plan and continue to let Dijun Taiyi watch his grand event of opening the world, otherwise Taiyi God's bird mouth would not know how to arrange him.

The three of them just watched Pangu create the world together like students, and now Hongjun asked Dijun and Taiyi to watch him dig the earth and build the wall?

What is this? After class, the top student went to his classmates to show off that he listened better than you? Volunteered to teach them again so that they could review?

Perhaps because the gap between the realms of the classmates is smaller, there is more common language, and there is no generation gap, the effect of the lecture may really be better than that of the teacher.

But that also depends on the specific content of the lecture.

What is the Pangu creation that Hongjun and the other three watched equivalent to?

To make an inappropriate analogy, it is like Hongjun, an excellent undergraduate who is about to graduate, eavesdropped on Dijun, a high school alumni, praising his brother Taiyi on the roadside, saying that Hongjun, the top scorer in the national college entrance examination, was particularly happy.

When Dijun and Taiyi learned that Hongjun was going to hold a free college entrance examination experience lecture at home, they prepared to give themselves some gifts.

But thinking that they still had to travel through mountains and rivers to purchase gifts, they were worried that they would run too slow and would not be able to make it in time, and they were very distressed.

This outstanding undergraduate student was so happy that he parked a small motorcycle next to the two of them while they were not paying attention. Then he threw two small notes, which recorded two running tips that won him a championship in high school.

Originally, he wanted to give them a special surprise first, and live broadcast how he, a top student in the tourism department, applied for a job as the general manager of a large farm, and used his intelligence to build a tent for himself in the wasteland next to the farm.

He just showed them the advanced construction tools he used to build the tent: an excavator, a cement mixer, these two construction artifacts picked up on the roadside, and his own high-performance supercomputer.

Unexpectedly, the two high school students came here today in a large leveling roller.

The three construction artifacts, the excavator, the mixer and the roller, are actually brothers,

and his computer are all old friends who have worked together.

The brothers were extremely happy to meet each other. After discussing, the buddies pieced together the precious videos they had secretly filmed from their old master, the doctor of the architecture department.

These videos are bits and pieces of the academic career of this architecture doctoral student who was doing his graduation project.

Then this outstanding tourism undergraduate and two outstanding high school students watched the video together, watching this outstanding architecture doctoral student working hard on his graduation project.

At the end, the thesis was written, and the doctoral student built a large-scale building complex covering the entire planet alone, brick by brick.

Just after it was built, the doctor was exhausted and died suddenly...

The three had just finished watching the video, and before they had time to mourn, the undergraduate student happily pulled the two high school students and said, "Come on, brother will give you something!"

Turning around, regardless of what the two high school students were doing, he started to use excavators, mixers, and his own supercomputers to build a tent to live in?

What do you think these two high school students would think?

It is definitely the right choice for the old Taoist Hongjun to retreat in advance!

It is impossible to see how Hongjun, who evacuated in disgrace, built his own shack.

On this side, Dijun Taiyi finally woke up from the state of comprehending the seal of the sky.

Looking at the top-grade innate spiritual treasure, the Sky-breaking Shuttle in front of him, where is the divine light, where is the light mirror, where is the purple-robed Taoist priest?

Emperor Jun flapped his wings, and the Sky-breaking Shuttle flew over obediently, rubbing against the jade feathers condensed by starlight. Then, in a flash, it was collected into the sea of ​​consciousness of the large jade crow.

Before Di Jun had time to comprehend the magical power of escape contained in the two divine patterns in the sea of ​​consciousness, Taiyi's complaints came to his mind, transcoded and transmitted by the Chaos Clock.

I said big brother! Why don't you let me say that this old man Hongjun is pretentious!

A bad old man wearing purple clothes!

It is said that Ronin likes to choose sexy red when driving, but does it mean that God likes to choose bright purple during live broadcast?

Your level of flattery is indeed unrivaled. He really enjoyed being licked.

Did you see his face at that time?

I want to laugh but try my best to suppress it,

An old face that is a little constipated after being licked by you,

She looks like a bunch of old chrysanthemums!

When you feel comfortable being licked, you should also throw two bones over to you.

What surprised me was that there was a live broadcast specifically to show off!

Oh my God!

What kind of divine operation is this!

Is this because we don’t know that these two bones were given by him?

It’s okay to show off during the live broadcast, after all, the Lingbao and magical power drops were given first.

Nowadays, when people donate money, they have to pose for a photo and post it to their WeChat Moments.

It’s still acceptable for him to broadcast live and show his face.

But he is a saint, and he even puts on a ecstatic pose to seduce you!

Xiaoman twisted his waist, pointed his left hand to the sky, and touched the ground with his right foot.

White porcelain dishes and gray rags came into view.

Is this funny?

Before I died suddenly, in the short videos I watched between reading novels, other people’s props were no less inferior than his.

Did he give away all his family wealth in order to become a saint? Is this holy position the same as donating officials in ancient times?

How about I use this little mask bell and donate it to the Saint Dangdang?

Forget it, although Xiao Zhongzi is not a thing, I still can't bear to let him go.

Brother, what do you think Hongjun wants?

Are you launching a live broadcast just to show us acrobatics?

Don't tell me, that piece of cake spins really well.

But if he takes off the gray cloth curtain on the small wooden stick in his right hand,

Use the stick to push the white porcelain dishes around and perform acrobatics.

I will definitely give him a tip and a thumbs up!

It’s not impossible to brush up a big rocket!

Di Jun turned around and glanced at Taiyi, whose chaos clock was trembling.

The light on the air-breaking shuttle in his left hand and the sky-measuring ruler in his right hand flickered.

Without waiting for Di Jun's instructions, the Chaos Bell suddenly grew in size and sucked Taiyi's bird body into the bell.

Here, Di Jun disappeared in a flash and then appeared in the Chaos Clock.

I saw him raising his left hand, and the air-breaking shuttle slowly flew up.

When he raised his right hand to measure the sky ruler, he pulled it toward the buttocks of Taiyi's physical body and his clone Bird Crow.

The space-breaking shuttle shattered the space and appeared at Taiyi's human beak and bird's beak.

From the moment the measuring ruler touches the back of the buttocks,

The space-breaking shuttle went back and forth, bringing out the cracks in the void that were like black lines, and repairing Taiyi's horny beak and polished mouth.

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