Honkai Biography

Vol 7 Chapter 15: Early morning sakura snake quarrel

evening,

Taixu Mountain.

"Yo~ Rare guest! Do you want to draw a lot, old antique? Since we have a good relationship and you have taken care of me for so long, I can be more generous and give you a free guess."

"Who told you to set up a fortune-teller to make money?"

"Hey~ such a genius idea is of course my own!"

"Shut up."

"Huh? Why?!"

"What's wrong, you have to cheat people?"

"Hey! Why am I cheating people? I'm accurate! Besides, it's only one dollar per hexagram, where can I find such a cheap price? I'm still cheating people? I'm obviously a big philanthropist, okay?! Also, Don't you know that my fortune-telling booth has become the feature of our Taixu Mountain?!"

"?"

"Hehe~ I don't know?! Let me tell you, every day, before the girls go to work or go to school, they will come to draw a lottery. Those who win the lottery will have a good luck one day. Mood. For a dollar, you can buy a good mood. How good! If you have a good mood, you can work happily and improve work efficiency. I have made great contributions to the cause of anti-collapse! Hehe~ Old antique, praise me! "

"...What if the 'big murderer' is drawn?"

"Then they'll be unlucky! How?! Am I right?! The girl who draws the 'Ferocious' must not be in a good mood this day, but she will be 'Ferocious'! I'm a genius!"

"You are a fool!"

"Hey?! Why did I cheat people? My calculations are accurate and cheap, where did I cheat people?! Did you not understand what I said just now?!"

"...Have you calculated for yourself today?"

"Forget it, 'Da Ji'! Hehe! I'm lucky!"

"You can't count, you are a 'big murderer' today."

"Huh? How is that possible? I'm in a really good mood today...Wait a minute!!! Stop! You...you...you old antique dare to smash my booth?! Stop! Still smashing?! It's too deceiving! Too much deception! Do you have any 'rules' in your eyes?! You smashed my booth, didn't you?! I fought with you!!!"

……

in the morning,

The white mist outside the window gradually dissipated, and Sakura just finished washing up.

When she was dressed, carrying a wooden sink, and planning to wash the sheets, she found that Mebius hadn't woken up and was lazy again.

Sakura was no stranger to this. She picked up the naked snake, froze it into a big ice cube, and threw it into the bathtub.

"Crack!"

The ice cubes shattered.

"Can you not always use this method to wake me up? It's very cold!" Mebius rubbed his arms and said dissatisfiedly, "Can't you be gentle with others?"

Sakura pulled the sheets off, formed a ball, and threw them into the basin.

"I'm very considerate." Ying said indifferently, "After you wake up, take a bath with ice water, save time and effort, isn't it good?"

"But it's very cold!"

"Can't you heat the water?" Sakura squatted on the ground, scrubbing the sheets, and said with a blank face, "Your body has grown, but your brain has not grown? You can't take care of yourself anymore?"

"...Can't you be nicer to me?" Mebius silently heated the bath water.

"No." Sakura's answer was decisive.

"Oh, isn't it... Is it interesting to always quarrel? Quarrel is a waste of time and meaningless."

"If you were obedient, there would be no quarrel."

"Why are you disobedient?"

"I don't want to listen to you."

"I still don't want to listen to you!"

"Then make a noise."

"..."

Mebius immersed his head in the water, washed his hair, and only surfaced after a long time.

"In the future, when you're on the bed, don't touch others!" Mebius wiped his face and said with disgust.

"Why don't you touch it?"

"Oh~ why are you so righteous?! Why should I let you touch it?! I don't owe you anything!"

"Okay, don't touch it if you don't touch it. It's not uncommon for you to go down. In the future, the left half of this bed will be down, and the right half will be yours. Don't let anyone cross the border."

"I want the left half! I like the left."

"no."

"why not?"

"No, no, no."

"Can you stop being so bossy?"

"cannot."

"It doesn't make sense, does it?"

"Yes."

"..." Mebius scratched his head and said puzzledly, "My guinea pig is so smart, why would he marry such a thing as you?"

Mebius rarely wanted to chat with her calmly, but he didn't expect Sakura to be so dead.

"Because you are the most beautiful woman in the world."

"Bah! It's disgusting! Are you the most beautiful person in the world?"

"No matter what you say, I won't give you the left side."

"Are you looking for a fight?" Mebius said in a bad tone.

"Yes." Sakura didn't hesitate at all.

Mebius squinted his eyes, and suddenly said with a smile: "Oh~ okay, I'll give you the left side, but... if Brother Wutong doesn't go to the left side in the future, don't blame me."

"Heh, if you have that ability, you won't give up the left side." Sakura didn't care about Mebius' threat.

"Wait and see."

"Wait or not, you don't have that ability."

"..."

After a while,

Sakura washed the sheets and was tidying up the house.

And Mebius hadn't finished taking a bath, she lay lazily on the edge of the tub, resting her arm on her arm, tilting her head, looking at Sakura's figure while she was working, and said, "Hey! Since you are particularly sensitive to time, why do you think the world's clock rotates counterclockwise?"

"..."

Sakura ignored her.

"Hey! I'm talking to you! Chip fox!"

"If you call it that again, believe it or not, I will stab you to death?" Sakura drew out the knife and added, "The stab from the bottom up."

"Hehe~ Okay, so irritable... Then, the great lady Sakura, what do you think of the question just now?" Mebius said strangely.

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"No idea, why don't you ask Wutong?"

"It's boring to ask him, people like to explore by themselves." Mebius sighed, "In this world, people can't study much, I can only study this thing and find something to do for myself. Hey... It's boring, but I want to study the end, but the guinea pig won't let me."

"Heh, the end of the research? She can slap you to death if she's too big for her own strength." Sakura sneered, "You're still exploring on your own? I didn't see anything you've researched on your own."

Mebius smiled and said, "Haha~ it's just that you don't know, people actually understand a lot of things.

"For example...I not only know how the white fog is generated, but also why the Honkai Energy appears in the air at night.

"Furthermore, I also understood the relationship between the two, and understood why the seemingly ordinary white mist could flow into the 'ocean' with the newly born Honkai.

"Even, I know why the Honkai Energy in the ocean will not be scattered and diffused.

"How about it?"

"Heh~ That's all? What you said, I already know what's going on in the future~www.readwn.com~ Sakura said disdainfully, "You've been studying for so many years, and you've only discovered so many things? "

"Yeah, people are not like you, they don't want to use their brains, they can't do anything except ask Brother Wutong."

"I'm just too lazy to think about it. If I want to understand something, I can understand it when I think about it." Sakura said.

"Yo~ It's so powerful? Then there is just a doubt here. Can the great Sakura-sama think about it and solve it for me?"

"cannot."

"If you can answer at this moment, your clothes will be washed for you in the future."

"Say."

Sakura thinks that she already knows enough about this world, because she has no doubts or confusion about those abnormal phenomena, so the question of Mebius should not be difficult for her.

"There is so much Honkai energy in this world, which is seriously out of balance with the real energy. In this case, how did this world carry so much Honkai energy and not collapse because of it? Why didn't it become an imaginary space?"

"..."

Sakura really never asked Wutong this question before.

"You don't understand after I said it." Sakura said calmly.

"Haha~ you don't even say it, how do you know that I don't understand?"

"Your IQ is not good."

After speaking, Sakura threw the towel in her hand on the table, turned and left the bedroom. She was going to Wutong to ask what was going on.

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