Honkai Biography

Honkai calendar year 4, March 3, late at night, cloudy

Ji Lin ascended the throne today. Her enthronement ceremony was too simple. It made me feel like after the village chief was elected, she held a banquet and invited everyone to eat.

Anyway, I can't expect to see such a grand ceremony this year.

It's too miserable to have the Xiong family...

Hua has been having headaches a lot lately... ah... If it were me, I might not be able to accept it...

I'm not in the mood to write a diary today. Forget it, I won't write anymore.

——Indus 4.03.03

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Honkai calendar 5 years, March 30, afternoon, clear

Chi You was sealed.

Today, Hua went out of the door and brought back a strange creature. Everyone would think it was a chicken at first glance. However, it is not a chicken at all, and a chicken does not look like that!

It is said that it is the Honkai Beast, but it is not. This kind of creature is difficult to describe in words. Hua named it Xiao Chiyuan.

Such a random name, with more small characters than Hua.

Isn't it bad to call Ah Ji?

Little Chiyuan is so special, even little Mebius became interested in it.

Hearing Hua said that this was raised by Ji Lin and gave her a few.

How did Ji Lin raise such a creature?

The little red kite can understand human language. It is very smart and cute. It doesn't shed much hair, and it is very well behaved. It is perfect as a pet.

In particular, its meat is extremely delicious, and I drool just thinking about it.

Do you want to steal another one?

Forget it, don't make Hua angry anymore.

It's just a chicken, it's not that I haven't eaten it.

That move is called [Opening the Sky], and it really hurts to hit the body.

——Indus 5.03.30

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Honkai calendar 10 years, July 11, evening, the weather is fine

I just accidentally found this diary in the drawer of my desk. I almost forgot that I still have the habit of writing diaries.

Hmm... It will be called the annual record in the future. Although even the annual record has the problem of procrastination, it is not important.

After five years of absence, I finally returned to my bedroom today.

Others in Linshan have not changed much. The efficiency of the underworld construction project is very slow, which makes me very dissatisfied.

I said to Suzu, don't let Honkai beast rest, Honkai beast has no human rights.

Ling replied to me, she never let Honkai beasts rest, she has used up many Honkai beasts to death.

Sigh... I don't blame her, there are indeed few Honkai Beasts now.

My heart is very relieved that the bell has grown up.

In the afternoon, I went to the school to check the academic level of my subordinates.

Among the dead soldiers was a little girl named Mi. She was a new dead soldier. I had never seen her before. The little girl looked like she was only about 7 or 8 years old, so pitiful.

I heard Dan Zhu say that after Mi was just woken up, she was crying and looking for her mother, ah...it's really pitiful. She has become a dead man, and her parents may have long ago...

It's all to blame for Honkai, Koukai will quickly come out and take the blame!

I told Mi, you still have parents. From now on, Cang Xuan will be your father, and Dan Zhu will be your mother.

Dan Zhu is very dissatisfied, she wants to be a father, you are a father of a hammer! Do you look like a father? I beat her mother in front of Mi's face.

The little girl is not afraid of me either. Her cute appearance melted my heart. Mi eating her fingers is so cute. As everyone's mascot, she has a higher status in the hearts of the dead than Kei and Yi. be high.

Either they can be fired.

Even I, under my will, arbitrarily named Mi as Luoshen.

I understand Ji Lin more and more. (crossed out)

Some people can really rely on their faces to eat, such as me, and then Mi.

I tested the little girl's knowledge level to see how well she learned.

I asked Mi a math question, how much is 5 times 9?

Mi answered quickly, five nine forty-five, it seemed that she was able to recite the multiplication formulas smoothly.

I asked her what about 9 times 5?

Mi chirped for a long time, and told me ninety-five-eighty-five. It seems that she can't memorize it well. I'm going to ask Lin to revise her papers and transfer all the multiplications.

After dinner, Sakura and Hua controlled me and said they wanted to treat my mental condition. I really took it.

Kevin also became a lot smarter. He even left with wheat while I was under control.

Really, don't you have any wheat? Haven't you gone to Central Asia or Greece to have a bite? Do you want to take mine? Mine tastes good?

Also, will I cheat on him? Why are you running so fast?

Yinghua mistaken me!

I really miss Kevin who used to be Mei's valet. Kevin at that time was so easy to bully.

——Indus 10.07.11

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Honkai calendar year 11, March 9, afternoon, light rain

Sakura has moved into my bedroom since we had **** with Sakura last year.

The bell has turned black. This girl has gone completely crazy. From July 12 last year to today, she will find an opportunity every day to assassinate me once.

I am so difficult.

Speaking of which, her collapsed expression was really pitiful. For Ling, the sky might have collapsed. I can still think of that scene now, which is both distressing and funny.

At that time, I almost couldn't hold back the joy.

Fortunately, I have Sakura to protect me, otherwise, with a bell and a little Mebius, I would be a little bit overwhelmed.

Are you angry? I ask you are you angry? ! Your beloved eldest sister is my wife. She not only warms the bed for me, but also protects me and prevents you from hurting me.

Oops~ Sakura's embrace is really warm~

I warn you, don't tear up my diary Beno! Otherwise I'll let my wife teach you a lesson!

——Indus 11.03.09

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Honkai calendar year 11, September 15, noon, heavy rain

Ji Lin went up the mountain. I thought she was going to give up the position of the patriarch to become my subordinate. Then Ji Lin told me that she wanted to have several sons from Lei.

Lei, this little girl doesn't know how she looks, she still hasn't grown up, she's still so young.

I'm so envious, Ji Lin really has vision. (crossed out)

Ji Lin guarded Lei very strictly, like a kitten guarding her food. She didn't know who she was guarding, was it Dan Zhu? But Dan Zhu doesn't seem to be so horny...

Lei actually has a stigmata on her body. Lei is the third child with a stigmata that I found on the mortals of this era... little... woman?

According to Ji Lin, Lei invented silkworm breeding, and the little girl is very good!

Although Lei's stigmata has not awakened, she is still very rare, and she should be my subordinate.

It's a pity that Ji Lin was the first to get there.

No, it's not a pity, shouldn't Ji Lin also be my subordinate?

Um... They are both my subordinates... How did I get them?

Right, son! They want a son...

I'm not despicable. This is what you want. I have given Ji Lin an option. She can choose not to have a son.

Go to negotiate with Ji Lin later.

I thought of Lian Shan again, God, please bless him, he won't be poisoned to death one day, then my loss will be huge.

——Indus 11.09.15

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Honkai Calendar 98, June 13, night, clear

When Lin was packing up the housework, he turned out my previous diary, but I didn't expect that the diary had turned yellow.

Write what?

I don't know if little Mebius is doing well now? Since her betrayal, I've been concerned for her safety and hope she doesn't go to the trouble of Mebius 3 or I might receive her body.

Forget it, let's talk to No. 3 and try to give her some breath.

Hey...isn't it bad to be by my side? How safe! I promised, I will solve No. 3 for her, why should I kill myself?

After working for thousands of years, I will start, why is it in such a hurry?

Before he left, he even took a bite out of me. He was a little conscientious, and he ate so much of my meal for nothing.

Don't hurt others outside, or I will kill my relatives righteously.

If you are bullied outside, come back, I will stand up for you.

Only I can bully you.

——Mebius' forever father 98.06.13

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Honkai Calendar 98, June 28, dusk, clear

Ji Lin abdicated, and I sent a golden dragon to take her up the mountain.

The candle dragon is a waste, and little Mebius can't take it, so if you want to lie down, just lie down.

After a while, I will throw you into Jiuyouli, go there and lie down.

Ji Lin and Lei finally met again, and the scene was very touching.

Ji Lin is too old. Fortunately, I still have videos of her when she was young. I will make her a young body in a while, I hope she likes it.

Lian Shan and many dead men have chosen to sleep, and I want to sleep too. Time is really a terrible thing.

Let's have some fun for Hua, what does she like? ...forget it, leave her alone.

Cangxuan was also amused. She built a museum and regarded the pottery used by Ji Lin as a collection. She said that in a few thousand years, these things will be valuable.

What can Ji Lin use to collect? Cang Xuan still has too narrow vision. After so many years, he still loves money. Dan Zhu also likes to play with figures.

They should learn from me, what's the point of collecting items? I directly collect real people. What's the point of playing a figure? I play real people directly.

Hmm... It's not that kind of play, don't get me wrong, I hope Sakura doesn't get me wrong when she reads my diary.

Sakura is so considerate, she definitely won't be jealous.

——Indus 98.06.28

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Honkai calendar 100 years, January 1, late at night, heavy rain

Sakura is simply a representative figure of vexatiousness. I really have had enough of her. I can't take it anymore. I declare that our relationship has broken down.

Xiao Chiyou is not as big as a palm, why are you jealous of her? Didn't she just kiss me on the hand? As for?

But it's still exposing my old background, turning over the old accounts, and taking out all the words I satirized her 90 years ago. Is it interesting?

This is too careful, I decided not to wash your feet in the future!

Don't let me go to bed?

Who to scare? Grandpa would like to go to your bed? I can't sleep on the couch? How soft the sofa is!

I've had enough with you all these years.

Divorce, must be divorced!

Grandpa must be tough!

There are many women in the world, and some are willing to follow me! I'll be looking for another one next year! You wait!

——Indus 100.01.01

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Honkai calendar 100 years, January 3, late at night, heavy rain

I'm sorry, my dear Sakura, I was wrong, I already knew I was wrong.

The beautiful and kind-hearted Sakura-sama, can you forgive the little one?

I don't want to sleep on the sofa anymore. I've been holding it for 3 days (crossed out), and it's very cold to sleep alone.

Sleeping alone is also very hard and lonely. Without my company, you must be very hard. Let me go to bed, please.

Um... Can you say that? It doesn't seem to work...it's better to be more sincere...It's better to be more profound, I need to think about it.

I hope Sakura will forgive me.

——Indus 100.01.03

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Honkai Calendar 613, September 1st, morning, clear

I found this diary in Cangxuan's museum, and I remembered that I still have the habit of writing a diary.

Cang Xuan is also true. Although my diary is not afraid of being read, I cannot display it at will! Do I want privacy? !

Hmm... It's been more than 500 years, so what should I write?

After Dayu controlled the flood, he established Xia a few days ago. Yu is really amazing, time flies so fast.

Ji Lin, Zhuanxu, Di Ku, Yao, Shun...now Yu.

Unfortunately, except for Ji Lin, none of these people could awaken the stigmata.

If Ying hadn't gone down the mountain and defeated Wuzhiqi, Yu, who had no stigmata, would have suffered heavy losses.

Today's human beings have to pay such a heavy price to solve an emperor-level Wuzhiqi.

Fortunately, Sakura didn't hack it to death, the emperor level! What precious labor! I really didn't expect that such a level of Honkaiju would appear at this time.

Work hard, Wuzhiqi, it's your destiny to die from exhaustion. You've killed so many people, you deserve it!

Renjie is not all strong because of stigmata, nor is it because of strength that he appears great.

Those with stigmata may not necessarily become outstanding people.

A person who can become the emperor without a stigmata is even more remarkable.

As expected of Yu Dayu.

——Indus 613.09.01

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Houkai Calendar 613, October 1, evening, thunderstorm

It's only been a month, and I started writing again. I'm really diligent. If I become a writer, there will definitely be many readers.

Little Mebius came back, and she let Mebius No. 3 be called.

Ha ha ha ha! Her aggrieved little face is too funny.

Work for me for another thousand years, and my father will avenge you!

My daughter is not very good. I haven't seen each other for so many years, so I don't want to be hugged by my father.

I feel wronged and have a little emotion, I can understand, but don't slap me, I'll bully you later.

Time is really hard, and the world is amazing and unexpected. I have seen a lot over the years.

I have seen the headless dead man fighting against the Honkai beast to protect human beings; I have also seen Zhuanxu defeat Gonggong with a stigmata with his mortal body; I have also seen Shun who was born with heavy eyes...

I also saw the hope of overcoming the collapse.

——Indus 613.10.01

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Honkai calendar 1609, March 7, afternoon, clear

The organization has grown a lot, and it's getting more and more difficult to manage. As a last resort, I woke Ji Lin up and slept for hundreds of years.

Today, I look back on what I have done over the past thousand years to see if there are any omissions and mistakes. I accidentally discovered this diary, which was well preserved by Cang Xuan.

I looked through it roughly, but found nothing of value in the diary.

Also, with my character, it is impossible to keep important things in the diary.

There are 339 dead people alive in Heavenly Court, and 39 stigmata awakened people. Others may be tired or have enough. Nearly 1,000 people choose to sleep.

I really envy those who fall asleep... No, I shouldn't envy them, those who didn't choose to fall asleep are even better! Come on, you are the best! Make sure to work hard!

Because I am afraid that they will strike, I am not harsh on them at all. Their treatment is very good. They only need to work 3 hours a day. Where can I find this job?

The capitalists would be ashamed to see me! I am so kind.

That guy from Void Wanzang actually wants to go to sleep. You are sleeping, you have survived for 50,000 years, and now you want to strike? There is no door either.

Besides, didn't I seal you every night? You can sleep every day, and sleep a shit.

Linshan can no longer hold so many Honkai Beasts. Part of it, led by Candle Dragon, let me throw it into the abyss of Jiuyou, and the other one let me raise it on the top of Kunlun.

Those who are not very obedient like Qiong Qi should stay in Linshan.

After all, Zhulong is also a top emperor-level Honkai beast. If it is in Jiuyou, it is estimated that it can attract many wild Honkai beasts to surround it in Jiuyou.

Speaking of which, I have become a lot stronger over the years. Although I am not as good as Hua and Sakura, I can deal with Hua for a while.

Wait, finally, when you come out, I will punch you so that your mother doesn't even know you.

Um...Am I swollen again?

Anyway, the martial arts have not been practiced in vain. After all, Hua and Sakura are also growing.

Hua is particularly strong now. Compared with the pre-civilization period, there is a world of difference.

I can't see Sakura. Her fighting characteristics make it difficult for others to learn from her, because if you just learn from each other, it will be difficult for Sakura to use her full strength. If she does her best, she will be killed or injured.

But judging from other aspects of Sakura's kung fu, she has also grown rapidly. At least her endurance has become more and more durable, her waist has also twisted (crossed out), and her control over her body has become stronger.

Sakura is getting more and more beautiful and charming. Also, it has been irrigated by me for more than 1,000 years. Can it not be charming? Sakura can be so beautiful and moving, and I also have a credit...

No, it should be said that it has nothing to do with her, it's all up to me!

Her sexiness can no longer be described with my pen, because it will not pass the trial.

I thought that Sakura and I would get tired of each other sooner or later, but I didn't expect that even after a thousand years, I would still be obsessed with her body.

I am really a dedicated person.

Last night, I told Sakura that I wanted a daughter.

I really want a little girl to help me work.

Sakura sneered at me, saying that I didn't deserve to have a daughter, and she didn't want her daughter to be bullied by me every day.

I can't understand Sakura's thoughts. I don't want my daughter to be bullied, so I don't want my daughter? What is the logic?

However, I still respect her opinion, mainly because disrespect is not enough.

Qi fought with little Mebius again yesterday. Really, is the conflict so deep? Not enough yet? How many years has it been?

Haven't the two of them had a relationship yet? It seems that these two really have a grudge.

Fortunately, I remodeled Qi for the second time~www.readwn.com~ to make her more capable of fighting, otherwise how much would she have to suffer?

——Indus 1609.03.07

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Honkai calendar 1609, March 9, evening, no moon

Dan Zhu would actually make trouble for me. She brought a person back from the foot of the mountain in the afternoon and said that he had stigmata in his body.

And Danzhu told me triumphantly that she had convinced him that he was willing to join the organization and fight against the collapse together.

This is a good thing, but the problem is, this person's name is Zishou.

After I inquired in detail, I confirmed that there is no duplicate name, he is Di Xin.

Zishou too, why did you come here if you didn't inherit the good throne? Did he even want his wife Jiang's daughter?

Oh, it turns out that he took his wife up the mountain, so it's all right.

Di Yi was about to die of old age, and Zishou didn't know how to stay with his father for another year, but he was so filial.

Oh, so there are brothers and uncles who are filial.

Forget it, come on, come on.

However, since the son has come, who will inherit the throne of the Shang Dynasty?

Ziqi? Or sub-dry?

Will the merchants be overthrown? It should still perish, and the Shang Dynasty has tended to decline.

Zishou wouldn't have seen this, so he came here, right? Want to ask a fairy to save a businessman?

I will not interfere...

Ok? I don't seem to have been a king before... do you want to make a wave?

I pretended to be Zishou, and Ying was a Daji?

It's quite interesting to think about it. Sakura has a face that will bring disaster to the country and the people. It's a pity not to be a vixen.

Interesting, wouldn't the business be destroyed in my hands?

——Indus 1609.03.09