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[Sora: It's so cold...]

[Ying: It's so cold...]

[Xing: It's so cold...]

...

[Funina:...](˵¯͒〰¯͒˵)

I don't appreciate the piano, I don't appreciate the favor. So that's how it is! So interesting! I want to laugh so much, but...

Looking at the other people around who didn't laugh, Funina felt that it would be a bit unbecoming of a god to laugh now.

[Senuo: Why don't you find the funny part? 】(〟-_・)ﾝ?

【Seno: Use your brain, you see Klee's guardian is the agent of the Knights of Favonius...】╮( •́ω•̀ )╭

【Tinari: Wait, Seno, you better stop talking.】(＊｀д´)

【Seno: Oh... Okay.】╮(︶﹏︶)╭

Really, how come no one can make him laugh?

The video continues.

Seno pretends not to hear Sora's sarcasm.

"Don't worry, I'm just the Lord of the Grass God pressing the elevator button."╮( •́ω•̀ )╭

"How... what do you mean?" ( ´ﾟωﾟ)?

"Just press 1 and 2. ” (ㅍ_ㅍ)

(Pointing)

When Seno finished, Sora's expression froze.

Seeing Sora's expression, Seno thought he didn't understand what he meant.

"Hmm? Didn't you understand?" (〟-_・)ﾝ?

Seno made a gesture that insulted a certain Korean male from another world.

"Look, Grass God is only this tall. Every time he enters the elevator, he can only press the button even if he steps on his feet..." (*σ´∀`)σ

While explaining to Sora, Seno suddenly remembered that he didn't seem to notice who was playing cards with Sora.

Seno subconsciously glanced at the other person with the corner of his eye, and then his whole body froze.

At this time, a cute little Nashida opposite Sora looked at them expressionlessly.

[Tinari: Grass God, please forgive me, Seno didn't mean that. 】(*ﾟﾛﾟ)!!

Seeing that Seno in the video actually joked about the Grass God, Tinari felt like he was about to spit out a mouthful of blood.

No, Seno, you usually make jokes in front of us, but you made jokes in front of the little auspicious grass king, Seno, you are really brave!

【Nashida: It’s okay, I don’t care about such jokes. 】(◦˙▽˙◦)

Nashida didn’t care about Seno making jokes about his height.

After all, he is a god who is more than 500 years old, and he is a kind god himself. It doesn’t matter to him that his people make such harmless jokes.

【Nashida: And I think his jokes are very interesting. 】(=^▽^=)

【Nashida: But compared with other people’s jokes, it’s a bit profound. If you don’t understand any of them, I can explain them to you. 】 (*^▽^*)

【Seno: Thank you for the compliment, Lord Grass God. 】╰(*´︶`*)╯

To be honest, even he himself felt that the joke he made on Lord Grass God in the video was a bit presumptuous.

If Lord Grass God really gave him some punishment, he would accept it.

I didn't expect that Lord Grass God not only didn't punish him, but also praised his joke.

Sure enough, Tinari and the others were just not smart enough to understand my joke. The gods who really have wisdom can still understand my joke.

【Sanbing: I say, you, this god, are too hypocritical. 】(￢_￢)

【Sanbing: Just a mortal, dare to insult the gods. I think this should be sentenced to death. 】(〝▼皿▼)

【Sanbing: That is to say, because of your hypocritical image, I didn't do it.】(≖_≖ )

In Sanbing's opinion, all gods are the same. The little auspicious grass king probably just wants to use him because he thinks he has good ability.

If he is just an ordinary Xumi person, he will probably be sentenced to death.

Now it is just to delay the death. When he is no longer useful, I will find an opportunity to kill him.

【Nilu: You are not allowed to insult the grass god.】(〝▼皿▼)

Nilu was angry when she saw that Sanbing actually insulted the little auspicious grass king she believed in.

【Yae Shenzi: Yo yo yo, this is not a collapse of the country... er, no, a cannon. 】(￢_￢)

【Yae Shenzi: How come you are so arrogant after wandering for a few years? 】ㄟ(▔ ,▔)ㄏ

【Sanbing: Shut up! You are a slick-tongued pink fox】(〝▼皿▼)

【Yae Shenzi:嘤嘤嘤～影, look at him, relying on his ability now that he has become an executive officer of the Fatui, he comes to bully my delicate littleFox. 】˚‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥᷄⌓˂̣̣̥᷅ )‧º·˚

【Lei Movie: Cannon, shut up! 】(｀へ´)=3

【Sanbing: Baalzebub! Don't call me Cannon! 】(╬◣д◢)

【Yae Shenzi: Ying, you see, he dares to be mean to you now. I should have listened to me and dealt with him directly. 】(◦`~´◦)

【Lei Movie: Sorry, Shenzi, but after all, I do owe him something】( ๑ŏ ﹏ ŏ๑ )

【Yae Shenzi: Okay, right, right, right, I owe you something, I owe you something. 】(￢_￢)

【Yae Shenzi: Oh, if I had known, I would have dealt with it secretly by myself. 】╮(︶﹏︶)╭

【Sanbing: What's wrong? Do you regret it now? But it's a pity, you stinky fox. You are no longer my opponent now. 】o(´^｀)o

【Yae Shenzi: Ying, as expected, I'd better find a chance to chop him. 】(〝▼皿▼)

【Sanbing: Hehe, if you can do it, come and try it. 】(;｀O´)o

Sanbing completely disdains the provocation of Yae Shenzi. As long as the doctor's plan goes smoothly, then...

"Baelzebub, wait for me! When the plan succeeds, I will let you know what a real god is." (〝▼皿▼)

The video continues.

After a while.

A huge notice appeared on the notice board of the resident city.

It reads: No one is allowed to play the Seven Saints Summons with this person.

There is also a big Seno head with a cross drawn on it on the notice.

At the same time, somewhere in Xumi.

"So anxious, so annoying, so empty..." (๑ŏ ﹏ ŏ๑)

Sino, who was too bored, came to find Elhaisen to see if he had any solution. Looking at Elhaisen who was reading quietly opposite him, he felt that he was about to collapse.

"I want to play a game now" (⋟﹏⋞)

Sino put one hand on the table and the other hand tightly grasped his card set under the table.

He really wanted to take out the Seven Saints Summoning Card and play a game, but it was obvious that no one dared to play with him in Xumi now.

After all, that was the announcement issued by Little Auspicious Grass King himself.

Elhaisen, who was sitting opposite to Sino, seemed to be annoyed by him.

"Can you please stop complaining here and go home?" (￢_￢)

Elhaisen said that he just wanted to be a handsome man who read books quietly. He didn't want to get involved in the fact that Seno was banned from playing cards.

Seno ignored Elhaisen's request to see him off and continued to tell jokes.

"The champion of Xumi has no cards to play! I am really Elhaisen in heavy makeup now." (๑ŏ ﹏ ŏ๑ )

"You are so dirty!" (*꒦ິ⌓꒦ີ)

(Ahhh! My Hoshima Ya is a mechanical maniac (｀Д´*))