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These two people have a really good relationship.

There was a time when Lu Ming also wanted to have a good partner like Paimon to accompany him on his travels around the world.

It's a pity that he was severely educated by reality and became a miserable social animal.

Now that I can see Paimon and Yingmei getting along so well, I feel a sense of comfort.

It was as if his previous ideal had been realized.

Paimon:"Ah, yes, yes, you are right, the traveler is so kind to me. He is so kind that he wants to eat me.".................."

As the saying goes, he who knows the current affairs is a hero.

Paimon is definitely a veteran.

The speed at which he surrendered was extremely fast, and he couldn't have done it without decades of skills.

He glared at Paimon again, and when Yingmei turned around to look at Lu Ming, her expression changed to that of a cute sweet girl at the speed of light.

She introduced to Lu Ming:"This is my good partner, Paimon"

""Paimon is not emergency food" he retorted reflexively. When he realized that Yingmei did not say that he was"emergency food" this time, he coughed dryly and pretended that nothing happened.

He began to introduce himself.

Bai Mao Loli diapers, my name is Paimon, remember

"Yes, I am the Mondstadt Honor Knight's best partner."

"Long admired name."

Lu Ming was very generous, which made Paimon feel more and more excited.

After all, this is the first time that someone didn't treat him as emergency food.

"Humph, Lu Ming, you are quite discerning~"

Flying in front of the young man, Paimon stretched out his short hand and patted his left shoulder, saying,"Paimon wants to give you a nice nickname.

"I already have a nickname, just call me Desert Death."

"Desert Death? So domineering. So, Lu Ming, you must be very powerful, right?"

Perhaps because his intelligence is on par with Theresa's, Paimon is also one of the representatives of innocent heart in Mijia games.

The main character is a person who treats people sincerely.

She will not hesitate to praise those she likes, and will not hesitate to praise those she doesn't like. , but it's going to be an unpleasant nickname. Obviously, Paimon has a very good impression of Lu Ming.

From this little cup's point of view, anyone who is willing to treat him to dinner must not be a bad person.

The atmosphere in the room gradually became lively.

Yingmei and Paimon were originally social terrorists, especially Paimon, who kept talking with his little mouth and almost made Yingmei's embarrassment come out several times.

Her blood pressure soared, and she wanted to sew Paimon's mouth shut.

Why did this kid say so much? Xiangling's skills were very good, much better than those of the cooks in Teywat Continent.

The food tastes better than the food in the ordinary world.

Lu Ming was quite satisfied with the meal.

Paimon couldn't fly anymore and lay on the chair with his belly bulging.

, looking very satisfied.

Almost half of the food on the table went into her stomach.

Lu Ming really didn't understand how someone like that could eat so much.

Will it really not last until it breaks? Thanks to the chat group, Lu Ming witnessed the diversity of species.

"Lu Ming, where are you and Mr. Zhongli going?"

After getting into some relationships, Yingmei started to talk more.

She was originally impure and had evil thoughts about Lu Ming.

How could she be willing to break up like this?

If there was a chance, of course she would still want to meet him again Lu Ming, please stay a little longer.

Lu Ming did not answer immediately, but looked at Zhongli who was drinking tea to relieve his tiredness:"Old man, what do you say?"

"If I were to, I would probably go to Heyu Teahouse, right?"

After a slight pause, Zhongli added:"We have a treat."

Some people don't need to be named.

Looking at the entire Liyue, besides the unlucky Hutao, who else is willing to take the initiative to help Zhongli pay for it?

That is of course the young master

Dadalia. Known as the humanoid mobile wallet of the Rock King, what he likes to do most is to treat Zhongli to food, drink and fun with the hard-earned money of the rich in the bank of the North Country, and he never cares how much he spends, as long as Zhongli is happy and happy. Dalia is satisfied.

He really makes me cry to death.

If this is not love, what else is there to look forward to?

This couple is really good.

Otherwise, Dalia is not a woman. Maybe in a few years, Emperor Yanwang will get married.......................

Ahem.

The above is all a joke.

In fact, Dadalia paid Zhongli to get information.

Zhongli himself knew this very well.

But he didn't care.

If you don't kill the person who was taken advantage of, you won't kill him for nothing.

What's more, this is a matter of mutual consent. Maybe Dadalia still thinks that he has made a lot of money.

He has to thank us.

"Lu Ming, if you want to take the travelers with you, that's okay.

Anticipating Lu Ming's thoughts, Zhongli said calmly:"Dadalia always likes to make friends, and I must be very willing to get to know the honorary knight who defeated the Wind Demon Dragon.""

"Why don't we go together as a companion?"

Anyway, Zhongli doesn't have to pay. He doesn't care how many people are there.

Fool, everyone has a big business, and two more mouths can't eat enough.

After hearing this, Yingmei's eyes lit up. She looked at Zhongli's eyes more cordially. Some.

I will remember this kindness.

When I succeed in bringing this beautiful man home, I will definitely need a red envelope from you, Zhongli.

"What do you think? Do you want to come with us?"

"Go."

Yingmei replied without hesitation:"I came to Liyue to meet Emperor Yan. The ceremony for the Immortal Ceremony will be tomorrow. It just so happens that I have nothing to do today."

"Then let's go together."

Everyone stood up one after another, with Zhongli walking at the front.

He said to Master Mao,"Send the bill to Beiguo Bank."���Then he walked out of the gate of Wanmin Hall very gracefully.

I envy Bad Yingmei and Paimeng.

You really have to compare things with each other, and compare yourself to others.

Look at Brother Zhongli. He doesn’t even need to bring money when he goes out. Naturally, there are people to help pay the bills.

Then look at yourself.

So poor that I can barely turn into pants......................

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After thinking about this, Yingmei let out a long sigh and said with emotion:"It would be great if one day I can also eat and drink with public funds."

Lu Ming looked at this little money lover in a funny way. He glanced at it, and then teased Zhongli:"With Dadalia's useful wallet, Hall Master Hu must have received a lot less bills recently, right?"

"It should be true. Recently, the hall master has indeed had a lot more smiles on her face."

As the God of Wealth, Zhongli has no concept of money at all.

He really can't tell what is expensive and what is cheap.[]

As long as he comes across something he likes, he will spend a lot of money to buy it on the spot. That is to say, the Hutao family has a great business, and the Shengshengtang takes care of all Liyue people's posthumous affairs and completes the monopoly on the market.

An ordinary person would have been bankrupted by Zhongli long ago.

"Hall Master Hu is happy, but someone may not be so happy."

Don't get me wrong.

Lu Ming is not talking about Dadalia, but about the rich.

When he gets the bill for Dadalia's expenses in Liyue, his face will probably turn green. He either buys antiques or precious ores every day.

Eat, drink and have fun all day long. For those who didn’t know, I thought Dadalia came to Liyue to support the development of local business and promote the economic circulation between Zhidong and Liyue. During the conversation, Dadalia arrived at the restaurant.

After booking a private room on the second floor, Zhongli walked up with Lu Ming, Yingmei and Paimeng. As soon as he opened the door, the executive of the Fools greeted him with a smile on his face.

Behind him were a man, a woman, and an unidentified flying creature......................

Is this Mora who formed a group to deceive me?

The smile froze for a moment, and Dadalia was a little worried about whether the Mora he had brought was enough.

Spending has been a bit too much recently, and I heard that the rich have strong opinions on it.

If he couldn't produce any more results, Dadalia felt that he might be in trouble.

Especially since the lady has successfully obtained the God's Heart of the Wind God.

This guy mocks himself every day, threatening that if you Dadalia can't do it, let me, Rosalin, do it.

How can Dadalia bear this grievance?

I swore secretly in my heart that sooner or later, I would get back everything I lost.

When I get the Heart of God from the Rock God, let's see what else you can be arrogant about.

Thinking of this, Dadalia was no longer in the mood to feel sorry for Mora.

His attitude was more attentive

"Mr. Zhongli is a little late today. Please let me wait for a while."

"Sorry, I was a little late because I was entertaining friends."

"Haha, I'm just saying that, if it's okay, Mr. Zhongli is willing to give me a favor, I'm already very happy."

Everyone carried the sedan chair, who can't say a few nice words? Dadalia is a belligerent, not an idiot.

Having already spent a lot of money, he would naturally not cause any trouble with Zhongli at this critical moment.

He still had to rely on Zhongli to guide him. It can only be said that King

Congyan had an idea.

From the emperor himself, there is really no one who can do this as a spy.

Fortunately, the ruling god that Dadalia met was Zhongli. Come on,

I guess I'll let him have a taste of the milky knife.

"｀By the way, Mr. Zhongli, aren’t you going to introduce me to some friends behind you?"

"My name is Lu Ming.

Without waiting for Zhongli to reply, Lu Ming took the initiative and said,"Like Ying, he is also a traveler from outside the world.""

"As for this one, it’s Ying’s good friend, Paimon."

"Yes, I am the traveler's most reliable friend."

Putting his hands on his hips, Paimon said proudly:"We are going to be poor today, you stupid villain. One hundred thousand molas to eat one hundred thousand molas?

That's not so bad. Mr. Zhongli's random plate of snacks is not worth the price.

Hanging out with Yingmei, I starve for nine meals in three days.

It’s already pretty good if you can have enough food, so what else do you need a bicycle for?

In Paimon's world, one hundred thousand moras is already an astronomical sum. It's a small amount of money.

Dadalia breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this UFO looked unceremonious, but he didn't expect it to be quite nice.

He even knew how to save me money.

She really, I cried to death. Of course Dadalia knew what the lady did in Mondstadt.

He was not surprised at all that Paimon was not very kind to him, and even had a somewhat hostile attitude.

After all, he is also an honorary knight of Mondstadt, so of course he will stand on Mondstadt's side.

It is normal and normal to dislike fools.

Nothing to be angry about.

Dadalia was not a small-minded person. Not only was he not unhappy, but he looked at Paimon with interest.

He said with a smile:"You can order whatever you want to eat today. I, Dadalia, will pay for it.""

"Paimon, just open your stomach and eat hard"

"Is it really okay to eat with an open stomach?"

Hearing this, Paimon was no longer sleepy. She blurted out:"It seems that all fools are not all bad guys. Dadalia, you are a good person, completely different from that hateful lady."

Was she bribed?

Or was it? Is it cheap enough?

Sensing the disdainful look in Yingmei's eyes, Paimon landed a little lower and whispered in her ear:"Don't worry, traveler, Paimon was just acting. If you don't kill him severely today, Paimon will"

You are sure you are acting Ren?

Yingmei really doesn't believe it.

Because, judging from her understanding of Paimon, this emergency food belongs to the kind of person who has milk and is a mother.

Just give him a mouthful With food, anyone can become a good person in her mouth.

If she gives her a little more mola..................

That would be even worse.

I'm afraid he wouldn't recognize the thief as his father on the spot.

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