Honkai Q&A, Starting with Kiana

"—will defeat cabbage in the end."

As soon as the words fell, the whole screen turned green, and the double-tailed cabbages spread up along the roots of the cherry blossom tree, and finally turned all the cherry blossom trees into bags full of double-tailed cabbages. vegetable tree.

It is said that cabbage is grown in the ground...

Kevin's voice was full of exhaustion. He had seen too many comrades-in-arms and family members sacrificed in the cabbage. They put on funny headgear and became enemies that needed to be fought.

In the end, only Kevin was left alone. He said helplessly and tiredly: "We have fought for many years, but we are often powerless..." The perspective zoomed out, and the cabbage hood on Kevin's head was exposed, and he made a request: " We need your help!"

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Chapter 940 Kevin: "Less wine, less meat, less fat.

"It's a ruinous design. I can't imagine that Old Ancestor Kevin would be so funny."

Kiyana wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes.

"Probably the fault of Deli's stupid virus." Leiden Mei analyzed.

"However, behind the seemingly funny, there is a terrifying situation hidden." Bronya shuddered.

The planet turned into cabbage with double ponytails. Kevin vowed to fight against human beings, but he put on a cabbage hood.

This is not the case in reality.

The disaster of collapse has quietly occupied every corner of human beings and civilization.

Destiny, anti-entropy, but the World Snake develops its strength with the Honkai energy and core, hoping to defeat the Honkai.

The situation where the enemy and the enemy are of the same origin.

Bronya was very worried. When a certain one woke up, she was shocked to find that she, who was eager to fight against Honkai, had become a puppet in Honkai's hands.

The video continues to play—

[Kevin in the video stretches out his hand, asking for help.

At just the right time, the three of Kiyana appeared on the stage, in the form of holding a pacifier and panting for baby clothes.

Hearing Kevin's declaration, the babies' eyes lit up with fire.

They put aside the pacifier and use various means to buy time for human beings.

Baby Mei stood on the bench and stir-fried cabbage, and baby Bronya was holding a small bowl, spoonful by spoonful of stuffing cabbage to baby Qiyana who was lying on the ground.

Immediately, Kevin and Su stood up, each holding a piece of cabbage.

Kevin: "Less alcohol, less meat, less fat."

Su: "Plenty of fruits and vegetables are healthy."

The two took turns to appear on the stage one after another, holding the cabbage and selling the cabbage vigorously, and said together with the three babies who followed:

"Children, please eat more cabbage. "

In the end, the perspective moved to Baby Kiyana, who was holding her stomach and hiccupping...]

"Eh? Did I get it wrong? Director Kevin's commercial should be [Sweet Pepper Curry Milk Tea], why are you promoting cabbage now, or the Aijiang version of cabbage head?"

"Sister Bronya in baby form is so cute, I feel like hugging her~" Little stars appeared in Xier's eyes.

Rita had to agree with Seele, with love in her eyes:

"Babies are so cute~ small~ fleshy~ as if holding them in my arms and playing with them wantonly, smelling their immature and unique milky smell, the chubby little faces of plateau protein, the touch of kissing them will make Li I feel like I am in heaven~"

"Cough cough, Rita, pay attention to the influence." Ulandal had to cough and reminded: "Pay attention to your saliva."

"Ah, sorry, Rita was rude~"

Recovering from the charmed posture, Rita took out a silk scarf from her chest and wiped the mucus from the corner of her mouth, saying sorry.

Fortunately, she was at the headquarters of Tianming, otherwise, if this image was broadcast, she would definitely die.

The video continues to play—

[On the frozen throne, that man, Kevin, sat alone on it, with one hand propped on his cheek, the sky was filled with frost and snow, his expression was cold, his whole body was filled with determination and persistence, as if he had lost everything A person who shows the only remaining self without fear.

"No one can understand my loneliness on the Frozen Throne until he appears."

Accompanied by Kevin's hoarse voice, the scene switched to another scene, which was a basketball court, a basketball game under the sun.

The boy was sweating, and under the blue and white sportswear, Kevin was dribbling the ball, just like His Royal Highness in the summer sun.

I saw her jumping high and hitting a slam dunk, which caused cheers from the surrounding crowd. The score came to an absolute difference of 09:45.

During the intermission, when Kevin wiped his sweat with a towel, a girl with purple hair and glasses, blushing, handed him a bottle of drink...]

Kevin raised his eyebrows. Seeing this situation, he recalled the past, and it was the same with Mei and him before.

Then, the next scene made Kevin lose all his emotions.

【"Thank you, but the drink in this tone is not very tasty."

Kevin raised his head, drank the drink, and then his eyes became speechless,

Then, the young lady with long purple hair froze into a block of ice.

At this time, Qiyana, who was always dressed in milk tea (forced), popped up from below, secretly handed Kevin a cup of milk tea, and let him pass it to Miss Zifa.

Kevin took it and handed it over with a smile: "This milk tea is good, you should try it too."

The purple-haired lady smiled, she had milk tea, turned around and changed her sailor suit into a milk tea cup set and began to sell sweet pepper curry milk tea.

"Resolve the embarrassment in the cold, sweet pepper curry milk tea."

The perspective returned to Kevin on the throne, but at this moment the ice and snow space began to melt.

The angle of view zooms out, and on the previous Frozen Throne, the riding Kurigara Raiden Mei and Kiyana are holding the Great Sword of Fire while swaying the impulse of the heat brought by the milk tea.

Kevin stepped down from the throne, holding a cup of milk tea in his hand.

"Hot drinks are smoother, cool!"]

The content of the advertisement left both Qiyana and Raiden Mei speechless.

"Is the advertisement of this thing really worth being played?"

"I don't know, but I definitely won't buy it."

Raiden Mei answered Kiana's question firmly.

Should it be called Kevin? This kind of advertising idea is very understandable.

and

Kiyana narrowed her eyes, she remembered correctly.

In the previous Pre-Civilization video, it was Kevin who pursued Dr. Mei.

Is it possible to vent the fantasy in my heart through advertisements?

The video continues to play—

This time it involved Eden's concert, which cheered everyone up.

【In the large audio-visual classroom, Kevin moved up to Su's side and waved the two tickets in his hand to her.

"Look, tickets to Eden's concert! It took me a lot of effort to get them, let's go see them together this weekend."

"The ones in Tianqiong City next door, then we have to leave early."

Hearing that it was Eden's concert, Su wouldn't miss it, and immediately decided to skip class with Kevin.

And he began to calculate the travel route without giving up.

More than 30 hours before the concert, the two started from school and were stuck in traffic for three hours. When they arrived at the airport, there were 27 hours left, so they missed the plane.

After dealing with the air tickets, the two definitely took the tram. However, when they arrived at the destination, they found that their luggage had not been brought down. They turned their heads and saw that the train had already departed. In order to retrieve their luggage, they took another tram. .

When they got their luggage back, there were only nine hours left. When they got on the bus, they missed the bus because they were tired and fell asleep. They sat in the wilderness. They tried their best to run back to the bus stop. One hour......】

Chapter 941: The Adventure Only 'You' Remembers

[Good endings are never taken for granted; only children believe in nursery rhymes.

On this earth, there is a fate worse than death.

The bumpy itinerary, which is comparable to people on an embarrassing journey, made Kevin and Su feel exhausted.

Fortunately, there is still time before the concert, as long as the goal can be achieved, the process doesn't matter.

"As long as we get on this bus, we can still catch the concert."

While the two were waiting for the bus, Su comforted the tired-looking Kevin: "Ha!" As a result, he touched his empty pocket, and his wallet was directly snatched by the person who just passed by.

"Bastard, don't run!"

Everything they encountered along the way made the two people who couldn't bear it immediately furious. They discovered the thief at the first time and started the city chase.

The battle was extremely fierce, and the thief screamed in distress as he ran away. Who did he steal from? Why are there two evil spirits chasing me behind me!

I don't know how long after chasing, Kevin and Su blocked the thief in the alley. When they were panting, Bronya and Qiyana appeared in milk tea cups. One of them offered milk tea and towels, and the other offered Electric fans and towels, Mei is responsible for promoting milk tea:

"Excellent energy supplement, sweet pepper curry milk tea."

Taking advantage of the trend to produce milk tea, Kevin and Su, who drank it in one gulp, immediately recovered to their full state, refreshed and gave the thieves a just group fight, and won the victory.

At this moment, when dusk fell, Su and Kevin, whose eyes were full of dark circles, were walking on the street.

"Now I can finally get on the bus."

Amidst their complaints, the three cups of milk tea jumped onto the bus one by one and walked away, leaving only the two who looked at the exhaust of the bus stretched out their hands, wanting to cry without tears, heartbroken, and ran away crawling chasing, roaring

"Ah, milk tea (bus)! Sweet pepper curry milk tea! How can we live without you!"

As for the three cups of milk tea that got into the car, no, it was the three-person team of Valkyries who exhaled and sighed with each other.

Qiyana: "This level of performance is easy for our well-known actresses in Lehayou."

Mei: "Speaking of which, I really want to listen to Eden's concert. I still remember the singing before..."

Bronya: "Wait, this station, this car?!"

When Bronya realized something was wrong, the space was distorted, and the three of them disappeared into the screen with the bus

Indistinctly, Ai Jiang's voice-over sounded, "Oh? Me, I haven't shot a single scene yet!"】

"Finally, there is an abnormality. The real purpose of the weird advertisements before is to cover up the truth and throw out smoke bombs."

Tesla said with certainty, after all, if there is no destination.

Is Kevin keeping Kiyana and the others just to shoot these weird commercials?

Even if his personal interests are okay, they are too twisted.

At least Tesla doesn't believe it.

"So do you think they have any conspiracy?" Einstein squinted his eyes. She also knew that there was some kind of truth hidden behind it, but at the moment with insufficient information, analyze an egg.

no point.

"Maybe it's to remind something." Walter Yang guessed, he really couldn't see what kind of conspiracy those small advertisements could be related to.

Or it's a scam by capitalists.

However, there is no need for them to guess too much, Kevin and Su actively revealed their reasons on the screen - [On the seaside bridge, the sea breeze is blowing, and sporadic lights are lit in the opposite city, Kevin and Su are shoulder to shoulder, Looking at the bright moon covered in the sky.

"These children are really interesting. It's not in vain that we tried our best to summon them."

"That's right." Su squinted his eyes and smiled, the activity just now had already demonstrated its value.

Kevin hesitated for a moment, then said slowly: "If, um, I mean, in case...you observed it in mustard seeds...she... find a way to show her this video, she will definitely Very happy."

The conversation between the two solved the doubts in everyone's minds. Kevin and Su made those videos just to show someone who couldn't convey them, and let Herrscher know the latecomers, just as she expected. , also cry, also can laugh.

With her own emotions and impulses, she is a Herrscher with humanity, and she will no longer be alone.

Quietly, the words of Miss Pink Fairy seemed to resound.